[Comprehensive] Ninja Rescue Plan

This time Naruto was woken up again by an intensified quarrel.It seems that every time he wakes up from a coma, it’s because he was woken up by someone quarreling_(:з」∠)_

The object of the quarrel is naturally Naruto's "current suitors", including Nara Shikamaru and Uchiha Sasuke, two strong seed players, and Inuzuka Ya, a dark horse that broke out halfway.

In other words, is there no one who can estimate how I feel when I am still lying in bed?What about loving me?Why don't you just think about it for me.

[The host fungus can open its eyes, congratulations to the host fungus for getting the right to sleep with Uchiha Sasuke this time, Dang Dang Dang, surprise it]

Naruto: "..." Hehe, I didn't feel surprised at all, I just felt a chill from my hair to my heels.Thinking of the darkened Sasuke he suspected to have seen before he fell into a coma, he thought it would be better if he just lay on the bed and didn't wake up again.

The fierce quarrel in the room came to an end, and gradually everyone in the room left, leaving only the breath of one person by the bed.According to the system's report, that person is Uchiha, Brain-damaged, Chuuji, and Zhu.

Ding——[The system has detected a large number of middle-aged brain damage and the Mary Sue virus has eroded Uchiha Sasuke's brain, and he is now rapidly blackening, please take self-help measures as soon as possible from the host bacteria]

Hearing this voice, Naruto immediately had a bad feeling, but as a powerless person?Such a boy, all he can do now is lie on the bed and remain steadfast... pretending to be dead.

Sure enough, the next moment, Sasuke's hand touched his face, and then the gloomy and hoarse voice sounded: "Hehe, finally there are only two of us left, Naruto...why do you always have such a sweet heart in your heart?" There are many people, why can't I be the only one..."

The cold hand was sliding gently on his face, accompanied by the gloomy words, Naruto felt that his goosebumps were about to drop all over the floor.

However, Sasuke didn't stop moving, and actually brought his face closer, feeling the breath that was close at hand, Sasuke continued to speak in a low voice: "Do you just need to hide Naruto in a place where no one can find... From now on you You can only see me in your eyes, and you can only pretend to be alone..."

This scene of being forced to hear that someone else wants to have evil intentions against him really makes Naruto hit the wall-why do the two brothers of the Uchiha family think this way?Does he look that much like someone who wants to be kept in captivity? !fall!

But, Naruto couldn't help this kind of thought when Sasuke's hand ran along his face, across his neck, and drew circles on his chest. Hit Sasuke's high bridge of nose.

As a Tuanfan Lord who is being blackened, Sasuke easily held the fist that Naruto swung in front of his face with a domineering hand, and said with a wicked smile: "I knew it a long time ago." You're awake..." As he spoke, the other hand was still gently brushing across Naruto's face, bringing a ghostly aura to people: "Naruto...why can't I be the only one in your eyes? ?”

If he was facing the previous Naruto who was as weak as a white lotus flower, Sasuke's current move might be very capable of bluffing people.

But what he is facing now is Naruto who has become Hokage. He doesn't feel any ghost or dark temperament, but only feels a strong feeling of middle school.

The next moment, Naruto, as a veteran Hokage, directly raised his knee, and slammed into a precise spot three inches below Sasuke's navel—a female wolf-defense technique, which he used with perfect proficiency. Extremely proficient.

Sasuke bent down instantly in pain, covering the key parts in pain, unable to speak.

Naruto got up from the bed with a calm face, and smiled: "You still want to lock me up? Do you think I'm the kind of person who will submit obediently?"

[The host bacteria is really becoming more and more despicable and shameless, the system really admires it]

'Hehe, why don't you learn two tricks to protect yourself when you always encounter this kind of situation? ' Naruto replied in his heart.Then he walked calmly past Uchiha Sasuke who was in pain and sweating, opened the door openly, and walked out.

Faced with a group of good friends who are always ruthless and unreasonable, Naruto felt that it was time for him to take some self-protection measures.

After finally getting rid of the lingering Zhong Erzhu, Naruto felt that he was refreshed, and he walked with a whistling sound.

The place where they are staying is a clean and tidy small hotel. He went down from the second floor and unexpectedly saw the oily girl Shino who was eating fried rice in the restaurant downstairs——finally saw a normal person QAQ

Naruto happened to be hungry too, so he simply went down and sat across from Shino, and then ordered two big bowls of seafood ramen from the proprietress: "Shino, long time no see." He greeted warmly.

Shino raised his eyebrows slightly in surprise: "Naruto...you didn't stay with Sasuke?"

"Why should I stay with Sasuke?" Naruto frowned puzzled.

"No, I just thought that the two of you had been in love before, and this time Sasuke took the initiative to come to us probably because of you." Shino said calmly, then lowered his head and continued to eat the fried rice on the plate.

'Pfft——' The sip of tea that Naruto just drank into his mouth was completely dedicated to Yume Shino's face.

"What did you say? When did I fall in love with Sasuke! Why didn't I know." Naruto slapped the table excitedly.

Zhi Nao calmly wiped off the water from his face, and said: "Everyone in Konoha knows about it, and Master Jiraiya also specially compiled a book "Kindness Paradise BL Edition" to talk about the sadomasochistic love and hatred between you and Sasuke. s story."

Jiraiya, once again begging not to cheat his apprentice.

It's a pity that Jiraiya has become a habit of cheating his apprentice, because what Shino said next made Naruto really want to use the spiral pill that Jiraiya taught him to directly coax him to death.

Because Shino continued: "Not only that, but there is also a complete story about you, Shikamaru, Neji, Gaara, and Ya, and I managed to grab a book about you and Sasuke. Yes." As he spoke, he took out a copy from his pocket and handed it to Naruto.

Naruto took the book with a fancy cover in Shino's hands with trembling hands, and then slowly opened the book - only to see a flash of dazzling white light, Naruto was almost blinded by the contents inside!

What is it that he and Sasuke kissed in the classroom to make love, why he was unswerving to Sasuke and completely disdainful of other people's pursuit, and what else was he and Sasuke in the grove privately for life, and then the sauce was brewed Stuffed——it really brought the essence of the word obscene and shameless to the extreme.

Lecherous fairy, you are really my dear teacher!Don't let me see you next time, or I promise you won't be able to catch up with Orochimaru!

Quickly flipping through the content, Naruto found sadly that he didn't even have the ability to burn the book, and could only look at the lifelike obscene words in the book, making people wish they could poke their eyes.

Zhi Nai was afraid that Naruto would tear up his book when he got excited, so he quickly took it over when Naruto finished flipping through it, and nervously put it in his arms: "I managed to snatch this book, don't mess with it!" broken."

No, Naruto felt that he couldn't just be so cheap, Jiraiya, he wanted revenge!

So Naruto stopped eating, opened a new room, and asked the proprietress to deliver the noodles.Then he asked her for some paper and pens - Naruto was obviously planning to roll up his sleeves and do a big job.

Sasuke was seriously injured by him just now, and it will take a while to recover.So Naruto doesn't worry about Sasuke's problems for the time being, and only needs to start his revenge plan with peace of mind.

Naruto has not forgotten that he helped Jiraiya continue writing Intimate Paradise before. Although he thinks that thing is boring, it does not prevent him from writing it very well. After all, the feedback from readers did not tell that it was written by two people. s things.

So Naruto's writing plan this time can be said to be very familiar.

With dissatisfaction with Jiraiya's death of his students, Naruto's blood boiled like chicken blood, like a cheat, and he finished his first book in one night.

Immediately afterwards, Naruto mailed the original manuscript of this book to Konoha's magazine, and the name was - "Violent Paradise" - the sadomasochistic love triangle between Jiraiya and Orochimaru.The topic is definitely strong enough to attract people's attention.

And after Konoha Magazine received the submission of this author named Lu Renjia, it was immediately conquered by the author's exquisite scene description and lifelike expression of love and hate.

Immediately afterwards, typesetting and printing began, and then a large number of distributions began within the entire Konoha, which instantly refreshed the myth that "Intimate Paradise" has been No.1 in the literary world for many years.

And Jiraiya, Orochimaru and others lived up to expectations, and soon saw this scene depicting the [beep——] coming [beep——] between the four of them. A heartbreaker to watch.

So Jilai also successfully experienced what happened to his apprentice, and was thrown into limbo by Orochimaru-because there is a section in the book that Naruto wrote from his own experience to write a self-imprisonment Orochimaru scene.Successfully made Jilai fall out of favor.

Leaving aside the matter of "Violent Paradise" for the time being, Naruto began to face a new problem after taking revenge on Jiraiya fiercely-that is, the problem of competing for favor.

That's right, after escaping the control of Uchiha Itachi and Kurama, Naruto once again faced the request of Inuzuka Kiba, Nara Shikamaru, and Uchiha Sasuke, who had not learned the lesson, to share the same bed .

Naruto found that he was a typical example of someone who just stepped out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's den.

He couldn't help looking up at the ceiling - why can't I sleep in a room by myself?

The author has something to say: Fifth watch~~ The author is about to die suddenly in front of the computer~~