[Comprehensive] Ninja Rescue Plan

So several people planned to rest here for one night, and then set off early tomorrow morning.

Then several people still inevitably fought each other, the reason is very simple - Kyuubi insisted on sharing a room with Naruto, Uchiha Itachi firmly disagreed, and Kisame firmly opposed Itachi to sleep with Naruto Room.

Then the two parties fought when they disagreed.The fighting situation was extremely tragic.

[The following will be broadcast in real time by the system gentleman.It's started!Uchiha Itachi is about to make a move, and Kisame is staring at Kyuubi closely, and is ready to make a move at any time, Kyuubi even showed an insolent smile at the two of them, as if the winning ticket is already in his hands]

All three of them shot at the same time - "Rock paper scissors!"

Itachi and Kyuubi produced stones at the same time, and Kisame produced cloth.

[Dangdangdangdang, congratulations to the host fungus that the person serving the bed tonight is a dried persimmon ghost, hahaha, please seize this rare opportunity~~]

Naruto: "..." Why is it a ghost shark? Lift the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻He would rather sleep with that shark muscle than with a so-called imaginary enemy who wants to kill him all the time. Let's sleep together!

Uchiha Itachi and Kurama turned dark at the same time, and the eyes of the two of them looking at Kisame were as cold as winter.

[It’s also because of that brat, it’s all his fault, if it weren’t for him, Mr. Itachi would never treat me like this.I must find a chance to kill this brat tonight, so that Itachi will only see him]

Hehe, it's my fault again for the hairy. Lift the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

So I'm a white lotus green tea bitch in your eyes? !Even if you don't do anything, you think everything is my fault?What kind of divine logic is this? !

The two of them looked at Gui Sha with sharp eyes, but then he stood up strong again: "Since I won this game, then let me sleep with the kid tonight."

【That's right, he can't back down, this is a rare and good opportunity to get rid of that brat.Not only that, but he also can't let Mr. Itachi be with this scheming brat, just by looking at his eyes, you can tell that he must be coveting his Itachi, and he will definitely take the opportunity to do something when the two of them are alone]

What did he do to me or what did I do to him?fall!Open your fish eyes and see clearly, please? !You can't just distort the facts just because fish have bad eyesight!

[Don’t worry about the host bacteria, this is a good thing, at least when you’re with Kisame-kun, you won’t worry that he wants to fuck you ╮(╯▽╰)╭】

"He didn't want to fuck me, he just wanted to take the opportunity to kill me," Naruto replied coldly in his heart.

[But the host fungus can use your beauty and wisdom to ask Ghost Demon to cover you and leave here, otherwise the system is worried that the host fungus will lose its body sooner or later, so the only chance is now, the system Believe in the host bacteria, come on (づ￣3￣)づ]

While Naruto was talking to the system, Uchiha Itachi and Kurama were arguing for the chance to share the same bed with Naruto.

Naruto took a deep breath, looked down at the quilt, but said painfully in his mouth: "Everyone, please don't fight because of me - if this is the case, I would rather sleep with Uncle Kisame."

Although he knew that this sentence was just to appease the two of them, but Naruto still felt that this kind of shameful statement made his integrity go away from him again...

Kyuubi thought for a while, and nodded in agreement: "That's it, none of us can take this opportunity to do anything to Naruto."

So what the hell are you trying to do to me? Hey.

It was night, and Naruto was finally murdered.

While Uchiha Itachi and Kyuubi were going to soak in the hot spring, Kisame nimbly knocked Naruto out with a knife in his hand and jumped out of the window while carrying it.

His idea is actually very simple, find a remote place to kill and abandon the corpse.Without Naruto Uzumaki's obstruction, Itachi would be his alone.He will be able to love Itachi in the future, what a wonderful life.

It's a pity that no matter how powerful Kisame is, it is impossible for him to know that there is such a system as a cheat that can hear other people's thoughts.

Naruto already knew about his little invisible thoughts.

In the midst of running and bumping, Naruto resisted the feeling of churning in his stomach, and silently said 'activate system skills' in his heart.

Ding——[The skill is reading, the reading is successful, now start to use the skill, the host bacteria can do it and cherish it]

The moment the system sound fell, Naruto's body began to emit white light.

At that moment, he was holy and unbelievable, at that moment he was like the Virgin Mary Sue alive, at that moment, he was that white lotus flower swaying in the wind on the iceberg!

As the first person to be stimulated by the light, Kisame stretched out his hand to cover his eyes reflexively.Naruto, who was carried on his shoulders, also fell down.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Naruto spread his hooves and started running wildly.He didn't stop even though he was almost out of breath.

After running to a forest about one kilometer away, he decisively jumped into a tree and hid.

Sure enough, before the branches under his feet stood still, Guixier staggered after him.

"No——" he yelled in pain, "There's nothing to just leave like this, leaving me alone!" Then he punched a tree next to him hard, with such force... that Naruto couldn't even see it. Painful for that tree.

【Under the flash of holy light, Kisame felt that the young man whom he had misunderstood all along was so pure and cute, like an angel descending from the mortal world, and captured his heart in an instant.He was so completely wrong that he actually wanted to destroy such a pure boy]

Naruto was sweating profusely, he wiped the black line on his forehead.He gritted his teeth and asked, "What's going on, the system, please explain to me clearly!" '

[Oh, I didn’t do it on purpose, this skill does have a certain chance of making others fall in love with the host bacteria, but the chance is too low so I didn’t tell the host ＼(￣︶￣)／]

How dare you say that the chances are too low even if it's the first time you use it and you get caught?Naruto wanted to grab the system out and kill him.

But fortunately, with this skill, he finally got rid of those three insane people.

Next, as long as you go back to Konoha or find the lustful fairy, you will be safer for the time being.

Kisame wandered below for a while and finally left in great annoyance, leaving Naruto with a shaky back as if he was about to faint in the next second.

Naruto, who had been squatting on the branch for a long time, finally took a breath, moved his sore feet, jumped down from the tree lightly, and started running in a random direction.

When Naruto was carried out by Kisame, he was only wearing pajamas, his feet were still bare.It's just that he has put his piggy wallet on his body in advance, so that he won't be reduced to the street.

After driving all night, he couldn't run anymore, and he had already arrived at a small town on the border of the Land of Fire.Naruto simply found a clean hotel to live in, and then went to the street to buy shoes and clean clothes.

I bought a lottery ticket with not much savings left, and won the first prize without any accident. When I used to go out to practice with Zilai, when the two of them had no money to stay in the hotel, Zilai would often bring Ming People go to plug a few, or buy a few lottery tickets.Always able to fill up the wallet again.

Holding the pink piggy wallet that was filled again, Naruto happily found a barbecue restaurant, went in and prepared to have a big meal to reward himself for the hard work of dealing with those people these days.

Then as soon as he entered the store, he saw the savior——Hatake Kakashi eating barbecue with Inuzuka Fang, Yume Shino, and Nara Shikamaru.

At that moment, Kakashi was like a god coming down to earth, the kind that shone in Naruto's eyes.

Naruto rushed forward with tears in his eyes: "Ms. Kakashi... help me~~"

Ding——【The system has captured Nara Shikamaru, an attackable target, please the host to attack him as soon as possible, okay (づ￣3￣)づ】

'Huh?Why is there no Shino among the targets of the strategy this time? '

[Because this is the setting of the world, maybe it's because it's too heavy, so let's go]

Even Orochimaru is not spared, but you have the nerve to say that the taste is light? !Naruto just felt that he really couldn't understand the taste of this world.

Kakashi was really stunned when he saw Naruto: "Naruto? Why are you here? Didn't Master Jiraiya send a message saying that you eloped with Itachi Uchiha?" After finishing speaking, he observed curiously. Naruto's expression: "Could it be that... you two had a fight?"

Naruto: "..." Hehe, come out to me, lecherous fairy, and I promise I won't beat you to death!

At the moment when Naruto complained in his heart, his intuition suddenly played a role, and he felt a chill rushing up his spine.At the critical moment, Naruto didn't have time to think about it, so he jumped to the side and dodged a black thing.

Sasuke, who escaped the bear's hug, raised his head, his eyes were bloodshot, and he looked haggard like a dead brother.He glared fiercely at Naruto with those red eyes comparable to Sharingan, and said hoarsely: "You still have him in your heart, I knew it!"

Naruto felt a 'thump' in his heart when he saw him, and he didn't escape Sasuke's another wild pounce.

Uchiha Sasuke held Naruto's shoulders fiercely, shaking crazily, and roared hysterically: "Didn't you agree to be with me? Why did you betray me and be with Uchiha Itachi! Tell me -"

Hehe, what do you want me to say in this situation? !

Then use Naruto's current weak physique.After running all the way and being shaken so crazily, he vomited blood as expected, and passed out again.

One last thought about passing out - how lucky I am to be able to pass out in this situation and not have to deal with it, it's so nice.

The author has something to say: Thank you to those readers who left messages and supported me under my article~~~ Meme da(づ￣3￣)づ

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