[Comprehensive] Ninja Rescue Plan

[The host bacteria can wake up now, the illusion has been lifted, you are now back to the real world (^_^)]

When alerted by the system, Naruto pretended he had just woken up—and found him lying on a bed in a hotel room.The left hand was held by Sasuke and was resting on his chest.

Orochimaru, Yakushidou, Jiraiya, and Junmaro were sitting on the tatami beside him.Several people surrounded Dashewan in a circle.They are staring at each other.

Naruto: "..." I must have hallucinations, why do these people coexist peacefully in the same room?

"Naruto, you finally woke up. It's all my fault that I was useless and couldn't protect you, and let you be defiled by that beast Uchiha Itachi... It's all my fault!" Sasuke saw Naruto waking up with a look of excessive grief, then The expression seemed to wish to die the next moment.

Sao Nian, did you misunderstand something? The relationship between Uchiha Itachi and I is really innocent.Naruto closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look at Sasuke's expression, and asked, "What happened after I got Uchiha Itachi's illusion just now?"

"Oh, it's like this. After you got the illusion, Orochimaru and I attacked Uchiha Itachi's body outside, and Kisame couldn't beat us and he ran away. But fortunately, I was smarter and didn't let him take you away. Let's go." He said with a smile.

Then winked at Naruto: "Didn't you announce in front of everyone in Konoha that you only love Sasuke? Isn't Sasuke here now?"

Naruto: "..." Can the lecherous fairy not cheat his apprentice?

"Really? Naruto." With surprise on his face, Sasuke held Naruto's hand tightly, stared at him affectionately, and said in an extremely nasty tone: "I knew you were deliberately angry with me before." I just said those words. Let me continue to take care of you, okay? Naruto?"

【He stared deeply at the boy's haggard face, waiting for his answer. Even if the boy was defiled by Uchiha Itachi's brother in name, he would still take care of him. This time, he will never break his heart again】

What are you thinking about, Sasuke Uchiha!Naruto really wanted to blast Sasuke's mind with a spiral pill to see what he was thinking.What exactly happened in the illusion that made you persist in thinking that I was raped by your brother? !Feeling tired and not in love, I can’t communicate_(:з」∠)_

"Sasuke, I'm a little hungry, can you buy me some ramen?" Naruto deeply understood that it's useless to reason with the idiots of this world, so he immediately changed the topic.

"Okay, as long as it's what you want, I'll get it for you." Sasuke said another nasty sentence, and then went out to buy ramen.

'Phew—' Naruto finally took a breath and sat up from the bed.Just now Sasuke has been pressing on him and he can hardly breathe.

Seeing Jilai, he looked at Dashemaru again with a smile and said: "Oshemaru, since Naruto and Sasuke are reconciled, you can follow me back to Konoha, I know that you have always been thinking about me. "

Naruto: EXCUSEME

Ding——[Congratulations to the host bacteria for successfully turning on the dog abuse mode, the following system will broadcast the truth for the host]

Ding——【Congratulations to the host for opening the dog abuse mode for the first time, and successfully getting a chance to draw a lottery, please host the lucky draw as soon as possible]

Before Naruto realized what the so-called dog abuse mode was, he saw Junmaro stand up abruptly, staring at Jiraiya coldly and said: "It is impossible for Master Orochimaru to go back with you, give up .”

【Oshemaru-sama is his lifelong belief, no one can take away Oshemaru-sama from him, he will always stand in front of Oshemaru-sama and guard him, because he has fallen deeply in love with Oshemaru-sama- —The above comes from the inner monologue of Jun Ma Lu]

And Yao Shidou, who had been sitting on the side, was obviously a person who did not show weakness. He stared at Jiraiya with a sneer and said, "Konoha Village did such an excessive thing to Master Orochimaru back then, and you didn't stand on the side of Orochimaru." On Maru-sama's side, how dare you ask Orochimaru-sama to go back to Konoha with you!"

[He stared deeply at the back of Orochimaru, the long black hair, and the weak figure, so he couldn't help but want to wrap this person into his arms, he wanted to imprison him This weak but stubborn man makes him the only one in his eyes and heart——The above is from Yao Shidou's inner confession]

Hearing the systematic analysis and explanation, Naruto couldn't help but take a closer look at Orochimaru—it's still that perverted smile, purple eye shadow, and hemp rope tied around his waist.He really doubted whether Yaoshidou and the big snake pill he saw were really the same big snake pill?

This kind of pervert is so fragile that he needs protection, please imprison him quickly, and don't let him come out to harm the masses of people again.

Naruto couldn't help but complain in his heart.

Jilai also rushed up and grabbed Dashewan's hands in front of his chest, and said affectionately: "Oshewan, the only person I have always liked in my heart these years is you, and I have never had anyone else. I know that I was sorry for you before, you You can do whatever you want to me. Please don't reject me, please?"

It must not be my lecherous fairy who loves to peek at women's bathhouses in the name of collecting materials.Naruto lay down silently and turned around, pretending that he couldn't see any more. This scene made people want to poke their eyes.

"For you, I even wrote our story into a book." Jiraiya continued: "I know you must have seen the heaven of intimacy, and that book is where I hope you can see my heart."

Didn't Kiss Heaven always write the story of Yasuo and Xiaojing? !When did it become the story of Orochimaru and Jiraiya? Hey!

[Because this is an infected world, the host bacteria, of course there will be different versions of Intimacy Paradise, after all, even Zilai has changed ╮(╯▽╰)╭】

[If the host bacteria doesn't want to listen, you can draw a lottery. Just now, the host bacteria has won a chance to draw a lottery.]

Looking at the non-stop flashing colorful interface in front of him, Naruto deeply felt the system's malicious intentions.After all, the underwear he got last time made him want to [beep——] this damn system, so maybe he got something even weirder this time.

"You'd better save yourself to draw the lottery," Naruto said to the system in his heart.That way it won't get stuck on him.

【Really?The host fungus is really good, so the system will help the host to draw prizes O(∩_∩)O] The system happily shook the colorful turntable for Naruto.

Looking at the cheerful turntable, for some reason, Naruto suddenly had a very bad premonition.

At this time, Sasuke, who bought noodles, opened the door and came in: "Naruto, I bought your favorite miso ramen, eat it while it's hot, it won't be good if it's cold." He said softly, Sitting on the edge of the bed, he gently helped Naruto up.

Ding——[Congratulations to the host fungus for getting a huge gift package, Gaara's pink fat second one, Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang—]

Looking at the pink unknown object that fell into his hands out of thin air, Naruto couldn't laugh anymore. Is the system trying to play him to death? Or let this cheating world be read infinitely.

"Naruto...what are you holding in your hand?" Sasuke immediately noticed the pink pan that suddenly appeared under the eyes of everyone, and reached out to take it before Naruto could react.

"Why do Gaara's panties appear on your body!" Sasuke slammed his face angrily, and even opened his eyes in excitement.The three tadpoles were twirling in their blood-red eyes, staring at Naruto with horror.

"No...Sasuke, listen to my explanation, it's not Gaara's..." Naruto waved his hands, trying to defend himself feebly.

"Oh, Naruto, don't deny it anymore. That pair of underwear is clearly embroidered with the word love. How could it not belong to Gaara?" .Even the snatching of Dashewan with Yaoshidou and Junmalu came to an end.

Junmalu and Yaoshidou on the side were also obviously optimistic about the show.

Naruto: "..." Are you still my teacher? !Don't make up for such a difficult moment!Naruto wanted to cry, but Sasuke was obviously furious when facing Jiraiya's explanation.He had no doubts that this guy absolutely wanted to lock him up in the dark room right now.

'System, help, what should I do now! 'Naruto can only be crazy about the OS system again in his heart.

[For the current plan, I can't even admit that Gaara belongs to Gaara, because the current Sasuke-kun is really terrible, I suggest that the host bacteria should not provoke T^T]

"Uh... Sasuke, listen to me... That panty really doesn't belong to Gaara, I love you so much, how could I collect Gaara's panties... Ahhaha, don't you think so?" Naruto Scratching his head and giggling, trying to fool him.

"Then how do you explain the love word embroidered on it?" Sasuke still had a gloomy face, apparently not believing Naruto's defense.

"Ah—that's because... because the word love is embroidered on the underwear to express my love for Sasuke, and this underwear is actually what I plan to give you." Naruto felt almost hurt when he heard this reason. no more.This stomach churning feeling.

"Really? Naruto, so I blamed you by mistake." But Sasuke Uchiha believed in this reason. Not only did he believe it, but he bent down and picked up the pair of underwear that was still on the ground, dusted off the dust on it, Zhen Zhi put it in his arms again: "Since it was given to me by Naruto, I will change it in a while."

When the rain finally cleared, Naruto couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.As for whether Sasuke would really put on that pair of underwear, Naruto said that it was not within his concern.

"Oh~~~ I didn't see that Naruto, you are such a dedicated person. I didn't expect you to carefully sew a pair of love underwear for Sasuke." Jilai also patted Naruto on the shoulder, Thumbs up and smiled: "Master has always supported you two."

Naruto: "..." In fact, he should really consider cooperating with Uchiha Madara to read the infinite moon of this world together.

The author has something to say: You are looking forward to the usefulness of Pangci, thank you for your support, if you like it, please collect it~~

In addition, thank you for the always unhappy mine~~（づ￣3￣）づ╭?～