The Seventh Year of Homecoming

damn...

The memory of picking up little monsters was broken by a rogue knocking on the door. Picking up little monsters is fucking wanting to run away at this moment, who is it? ...

There's no end to it, unexpectedly, I was chased home, and I saw that guy, at this moment, lying on the wall of his yard in a strange posture, grinning at him with his teeth bared...

Picking up mobs really fucking wants to punch him in the face...

Make you laugh, laugh ass

Since Fu Liunian returned home and went back and forth to the hospital to arrest him, Shi Xiaoguai had already escaped from the hospital, and he had disappeared. Courtyard No. 5 of Xiangqian Brigade, Wonderful Town, County...

Ah!The homonym of this name is enough for Niuhu County to be wonderful...

So at this moment, Young Master Fu was driving to the house of picking up little monsters. The sun was shining brightly along the way, the scenery was just right, and the sun warmed Young Master Fu. At this moment, he was in a particularly good mood...

In this spring and summer, the willow trees on both sides of the road naturally hang down their tender green silk ribbons, green and lush, and the hot golden beam of light passes through the branches and leaves, laying a layer of fine dark silhouettes on the ground, an extremely low-key appearance, elegant atmosphere The Nissan Patrol car was driving on the road at high speed. Fu Liunian, who was using the navigation, kept driving the car, listening to the navigation sound, turning right and left all the way.

After crossing two streets, turning left again, and driving forward again, Fu Liunian was a little impatient. From the rearview mirror, he could still see the willow tree left behind by the car. Many willow trees were also planted in each small courtyard.

Fu Liunian looked at the distance on the navigation map on the car, turned another intersection and arrived, drove directly to speed up, and finally stopped in front of a house, the house was very old, and the roof of the house was covered with layers of tiles. However, some tiles were cracked due to years of disrepair, and they were covered with dense cracks, some thick and some long.The black earth-colored roof looks like a hideous monster.Looking down from the roof, the wall should have been bright and clean, but now it was stained with yellow.

You can also see an old locust tree that has been broken in half in the yard standing there alone, like an old man in the twilight.

This is the kind of large courtyard, one family next to another, Fu Liunian parked the car in front of a sign with the 5 courtyard on the wall, this is the house of picking up mobs, Fu Liunian got off the car, closed the door, and came to the house. A series of actions at the door.

He stood still and knocked on the door, but no one responded. Young Master Fu, who was very happy at first, was impatient with the twists and turns, making himself go around, and now he was even more impatient when he saw the knock on the door. No one came to open the door, looked at the wall that was not too high from him, and simply climbed over the wall, wanting to see if the mobs were at home, just crossed it, and went up halfway, revealing half of his head, and put The legs were hung on the wall, and the line of sight froze...

Unexpectedly, I saw the person I was thinking of was sleeping in the yard warming up...

Fu Liunian looked at his little darling like a lazy kitten, with a red face slightly exposed to the warm sun, which was extremely attractive, and he really wanted to hold him in his arms right now and love him...

Because there is another family on the other side of the wall, and the yard is separated. As soon as the people of that family came out of the kitchen, they saw a person lying on the wall strangely, and kept talking ,Who are you?What are you doing?

Although the little monsters at this moment heard the voice, they opened their eyes and saw that it was Fu Liunian, so they didn't speak or move.

He also didn't intend to get up to explain to the neighbor, let alone open the door with him. In a word, he didn't want to help.

Moreover, he glared at Fu Liunian with his unbelievably charming eyes in Fu Liunian's eyes, and then turned his head and closed his eyes again, not wanting to talk to him, just ignoring him...

But it was still his grandparents who were disturbed by the noise from the neighbors, and seeing Fu Liunian hanging on the wall again, his grandfather beckoned to Fu Liunian, telling him to come down quickly, and let him come in...

Then he said to the people over there through the wall, it’s all right!This is my kid, he's back and playing with us!A little skinny, not sensible.

Neighbor: Oh!That's right!Take it easy... such a big boy...

I'm really ignorant...

His grandfather still remembered Fu Liunian, pointing to Fu Liunian to let him down, but ordered Shi Xiaoguai to open the door for him, although Shi Xiaoguai opened the door with a face of reluctance, but still opened, the door just opened Halfway through the seam, this guy got in. I saw the food for the elderly in this guy's hand, including calcium supplement milk powder and sesame paste for the elderly.

There is also a large selection of candied dates, oats, honey citron tea, kiwi fruit, whole grain paste, lotus root powder, etc... In short, they are suitable and favorite things for the elderly...

Why didn't you see so many things in his hands just now, you can forget about Shen Shi...

I saw that guy, leading things straight to grandpa and grandma, with a smile on his face like a flower...

For another moment of stupefaction, this shameless and laughing guy has now become one with those two old children and has become a trench...

Picking up little monsters just wanted to enter the house, but grandpa made a fool of them

Grandpa: "Hey! I said little boy! What's wrong, you are not happy when people come to see your grandparents

Grandma also echoed: Yes!Xiaoguai, you are really, don't hurry up and connect these things.

Picking up mobs: ...

There is no way, what the old man said is the imperial decree, no matter how unhappy his face is, he dare not not listen, he has to obey, and he is going to take something from Fu Liunian. Although he couldn't bear it, the smile prevailed more, and he wanted to laugh, but he held back, and only gave some of the things in his hands. Look, he was still afraid of tired his daughter-in-law!When handing it to Shi Xiaoguai, Fu Liunian ate some tofu by the way. Shi Xiaoguai was angry and helpless, because he didn't dare to show his power to the pig in heat in front of grandpa and grandma...

He could only mouth to Fu Liunian, "You're ruthless, just wait"...

He turned around and carried him into the house.

As soon as Shi Xiaoguai put his things away, he turned around and saw Fu Liunian supporting his grandma, and they entered the house one after another...

Then I heard the conversation between Fu Liunian and his grandparents...

Fu Liunian: Grandpa and grandma, you don't know that I like your grandson, I am his fan, he is sensible...

I love him so much...

This confused grandma, only heard, grandson, but sensible, alas!You, why is it so scary to focus on the wrong point? You sold your grandson without knowing it...

Look at this grandma's answer...

Grandma: That's right, that's my grandson. He is really sensible. He can do laundry, cook and take care of the children at home, and he can do a lot of things...

As he said that, a proud expression appeared on his face unconsciously, but he didn't know that the person he was talking to was a hungry wolf, and he was thinking about your precious grandson, and wanted to swallow it up.

And grandma, you are meeting him for the first time!You don't even know his name yet!How come they are so familiar!

Why don't you say anything...

You are so open and aboveboard, nakedly sold your grandson...

Grandpa is still making trouble at this moment, "Say, yes, this kid is good. I have nothing to say. I have been very kind to me since I met him. He is considerate, gentle and obedient. If the two of you go out in the future, You have to take good care of him...

Picking up mobs: what and what!Grandpa and grandma, don’t you have miswired your nerves, are you taking care of your children?When did I bring my child outside?Why are you with him?I……

……

Grandpa, grandma, you are...

Picking up little monsters is tangled...

What are these...

Still complaining in my heart...

Grandpa and grandma are talking to the mobs again...

Grandpa and grandma: "Little boy, what time is it, it's time to have dinner, I'm still standing there, cooking, I'm eating here every year...

Just for a moment...

So I subdued the two old men and returned them, every year... every year... they screamed...

amount……

Picking up the mobs entered the kitchen helplessly,

Unexpectedly, after a while, that guy also followed and said: How about it, I am very cute...

Seeing that both grandpa and grandma like me...

Picking up mobs: ...

Fu Liunian "What is your specialty?

Is your cooking delicious?

If I have a chance, I will cook for you and cook your favorite meals, will you eat them?

Picking up mobs: Rolling your eyes, you answered Fu Liunian's words helplessly, which sentence should I answer for you, you have said so much...

Fu Liunian: ...

I thought you wouldn't answer, so I just talked to myself...

Mmm, hum,...

So what do you say you like, or what dishes do you have?I'll cook it for you later...

Picking up mobs: Let me tell you, I don’t have any special dishes. I usually cook very homely dishes. If I want to talk about special dishes, tomato scrambled eggs, does it count?

Fu Liunian: What is your favorite dish?

Picking up mobs: I like to eat meat, all kinds of meat

Fu Liunian: Is it really all kinds of meat?

Picking up mobs: with a serious face, yes, all kinds of meat,

But to be honest, my favorite is chicken and fish...

Fu Liunian: Then I will treat you to meat some other day...

Picking up mobs: A look of disgust... Is the meat you cook edible?

Fu Liunian: Then you will know if you try it...

Fu Liunian: By the way, is your cooking delicious?

Picking up the mobs: You will know after a while whether my cooking is delicious or not. As he continued to work on his hands, an evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth where Fu Liunian couldn't see it...

Then I heard Pickpockets say: "You go out and wait outside, aren't you good at chatting? Go chat with my grandma, stay here, make the space smaller, don't make trouble for me here... …

Fu Liunian looked at him, then walked out obediently...

Shi Xiaoguai took a risk, and put a lot of spoonfuls of salt in Fu Liunian's soup when serving the meal. He was afraid that it would not be salty, so Shi Xiaoguai tried a sip, and almost died instantly. After rinsing his mouth for a long time, in the mouth

It doesn't taste like that...

Picking up the little monsters immediately put the bowl of soup that he had just tasted in front of Fu Liunian.

The food on the dinner table is very simple. There are some sauerkraut, steamed buns, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, dry-stir-fried green beans, ground three delicacies, and a mapo tofu.

Four bowls of tomato and egg soup in front of four people...

It's just that someone's has added ingredients...

While eating, Xiaoguai looked at Fu Liunian from time to time...

I kept expecting him to drink it...

Fu Liunian didn't know that he was doing something bad, so he drank it. The moment the soup swallowed down his throat, the salty Fu Liunian almost rolled his eyes, and almost couldn't hold back the spray, making a little noise, which is How much salt to put in...

The second elder was burying his head in eating the meal in front of him, when he suddenly raised his head, at this moment Fu Liunian didn't vomit, and he didn't vomit, he swallowed it abruptly, the second elder thought he was eating this delicious food, so he asked him to give it to him Eat more, and force him to add more vegetables to his bowl, and let him continue to drink porridge. At this moment, Fu Liunian wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart...Drink...I drank it anyway...

No, Fu Liunian couldn't help it...

Then he picked up the steamed buns on the table and stuffed them into his mouth...

Seeing Fu Liunian's actions, the second elder was stunned, my good fellow, how long have you been hungry...

I only eat steamed buns and no vegetables!

Shi Xiaoguai looked at Fu Liunian's forbearing expression, and kept stuffing steamed buns into his mouth...

Can't stop laughing...

The second elder thought that the little monsters were laughing at Fu Liunian...

He stared fiercely at picking up the mobs...

Then grandma said with a simple face, "Niannian! How long has it been since you have eaten, and you devoured the steamed buns so much that you didn't even know how to eat them, so you just ate steamed buns...

Grandpa: Yes!Niannian, what happened to you outside...

well!I feel sorry for the sympathy of the second elder, but I never thought that it was my grandson who was punishing the family to death, and put three big spoonfuls of salt in the bowl he drank...

And Fu Liunian drank the whole bowl...

Facing the two elders, Fu Liunian endured, could only endure, with a smile on his face, bared his teeth and said something from his mouth, saying it's okay, I just haven't eaten steamed buns for a long time, it feels too kind, you go on eating , don't worry too much about me...

The second elder said, "Oh! Poor baby! Then don't just eat steamed buns, but also order dishes, and don't choke, let Xiaoguai serve you some soup and see if your bowl is clean...

Fu Liunian heard this...

I have the heart to want to die

Throat cough cough twice...

The second elder panicked again... Be careful, how old is he, Xiaoguai hastened to fill a bowl of soup for Nian Nian...

At this moment, picking up the little monsters is still conscientious, and the soup he served did not add salt, or Fu Liunian would not die here today!

Shi Xiaoguai put the soup in front of Fu Liunian, and the elder urged him to drink it quickly!It's been a while, now it's cold, under the eyes of the second elder, Fu Liunian finished drinking again...

After finishing drinking, Fu Liunian looked at the little monsters, alas!This little guy laughed so loudly!

That snigger... until many years later remembering...

It dazzled Fu Liunian's eyes, and also blossomed in Fu Liunian's heart. This time, he was punished, and his heart was worth it...

After the meal, Fu Liunian said goodbye to his grandparents...

Looking at the smiling face of the little monsters...

When I got home, I went straight to the water dispenser. I poured a lot of water, but it still didn’t work. I kept running to the toilet, drinking water, going to the toilet, drinking water, going to the toilet... brushing my teeth... tossing and tossing...

Until midnight...

well!Fu Liunian, how far is the long way to chase his wife...