I heard that there is someone on the anchor

Chapter 23 The Crown of Thorns

Five people entered YY and started the game.

Island map.

"It's actually a rainy day." Gao Lele was more excited. It was very difficult to hear the sound in rainy days, and the bombing area would become a minefield.

"Wait, I'll pay homage to the god of thunder first, the domestic god of thunder——Lei Zhenzi?" Jiang Bulong hurriedly cut out to search for photos of Lei Zhenzi.

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is also a metaphysical game to some extent.

The last time Jiang Bolong played in the rainy day, he failed in the minefield. Even his car was struck to death by a bolt of lightning that fell from the sky. The audience in the live broadcast room still remembered his tragic death.

【Ha ha ha ha ha dragon egg, do you want to laugh at me to death】

[Taobao lightning rod to understand? 】

[Why is it live broadcast today, hey, fifth row?Why isn't Baozi here? 】

[Dragon Egg wants to show his face today? 】

[Fuck, is number two the God of the Sea! 】

"Steamed Bun is here, he went to put on a facial mask." Jiang Bulong said honestly, "He doesn't show his face, yes, Brother Hai is here too. We are in the fifth row today."

Someone asked who the extra person was when Baozi wasn't there. Jiang Bolong was a little cute but not stupid, so he vaguely brought the topic over.

By the time Baotou Meimei went downstairs, the five of them had already jumped off the plane and landed in Port N.

Port N is in the lower right corner of the whole map, and it is the only large city on Vice Island except for the military base (airport).

Baotou sat next to Hu Xiaobing with his face that had just been wiped with fairy water.

Hu Xiaobing sniffed his nose, "Did you put on that saliva-flavored water again?"

Baotou stretched his neck to look at the computer screen, "Yeah, what's the matter, it smells bad, right? It smells like stinky feet, and I'm not used to it. My mother bought too many for me."

The sound of the two talking was completely recorded into Hu Xiaobing's microphone.

[Saliva smell? ? ? ?Little brother is talking about fairy water? 】

[I admit the smell of saliva hahahahaha what the hell is the smell of stinky feet?]

[Yes, yes, there is nothing wrong with the smell of stinky feet. My girlfriend can't sleep because of the smell of it.]

[Hahahahaha straight man is really...hateful! 】

[Is my mother-in-law so good? Can Baozi’s mother give me fairy water when I married in the past? The sample is very OJBK]

【Bao Zi, I miss you soon! !Show your face, show your stinky face]

Baotou glanced at it, and suddenly thought: "Why don't I try to explain the one in eight languages ​​today. They don't show their faces because they are ugly. But I am different. I show my face because..."

【It's because your face has been marinated by cosmetics, everyone knows it】

[Ugly or not, Baozi, don't you have ACDE in your heart? 】

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, is there any Jiangsu dialect that no one of you can understand in the eight languages? 】

"Why is it a rainy day?" Baozi muttered, and drove to Hu Xiaobing's live broadcast room in a large size, and glanced at the bullet screen: "NONONO, there is no such thing as Jiangsu dialect. Hey, can you take care of your fans? What do you mean? I forced you to use the 20 yuan Dabao?"

"No." Hu Xiaobing and Hai Fei landed on the container, "Who wants an extra third-level helmet?"

Gao Lele was alone in the room, dizzy and quickly responded: "I, I, I, I still wear a little green hat (a first-class helmet), and my head always feels cold. Port N is really poor today."

Gao Lele's dynamic vision is comparable to that of Hai Fei, and he is the sniper and command position in the team.

Hu Xiaobing is the No. [-] assault position, and he will never throw mines if he can.

Jiang Bulong was the second assault position, with a steady state of mind like a dog, and the deputy commander of the team.

Baotou has a good overall ability, but because of this, he doesn't see anything special. He is a free agent and driver in the team.

"OK, this episode is called Living Out of Port N. Let's take a look at the situation of No. [-] first. The official father has finally launched the spectating system. I am very pleased." .

Zuo Tu flew over and fell directly into the sea, the deep blue sea, and it was still raining, he swam with all his strength alone.

The scene was a little awkward for a while.

"... Well, we found that No. [-] may have made a small mistake. He is still swimming." Baotou said calmly, switching perspectives, not daring to stop.

After 1 minute, the left disciple went ashore.

Haifei jumped out of the container and saw the leftist running naked.

"Come over to me," Haifei said.

The left disciple ran over quickly, he was playing Gao Lele's trumpet, and the game character didn't even wear any pants.

"Go to the container on the left first, and put on a pair of pants first." Hai Fei stared at the character of the left disciple, and said this sentence without knowing what to think.

The left disciple was stunned for a moment, "Okay." He headed into the container and put on his pants. Hai Fei dropped a handful of guns on the spot, and divided half of the bullets, energy drinks, bandages and first aid kits.

The leftist put on his trousers and came out, but Haifei could no longer be seen, only a pile of supplies lay there.

Hu Xiaobing and a group of people had exchanged fire, and Jiang Bulong was shot twice and fell to the ground.

Gao Lele took two shots to the head: "One shot, two shots, one down." He ran to help people.

"There are others, don't, keep him alive and let him crawl there." Gao Lele said while running.

Seeing that they could handle it, Haifei continued to search for supplies. Port N could easily produce high-grade supplies, which was more than enough to feed a team.

After the leftist picked up the things Haifei dropped, he was idling on the spot, and he turned around and ran into the container just now.

He saw a strange thing inside, it wasn't thunder or a drink, Zuo Tu hadn't seen it in the game yet.

After he tried a few keys, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Left student: "Hai Fei."

Hai Fei was looking for accessories for the gun, "Huh?" He thought Zuo Tu had been beaten.

Zuo disciple: "I picked up something, I don't recognize it, why don't you take a look?"

Haifei passed by, and on the way, he met a fool who bumped into the muzzle of his gun, and sent him into a box with a shuttle.

The sky is a little bit dark because of the rain, the animation effect of raindrops hitting the ground is very realistic, and the endless sea in the distance rises up with hazy water mist.

Hai Fei quickly licked the bag and walked over: "What?"

"Come closer." Zuo Tu said.

Haifei walked to him suspiciously, "What?"

Zuo disciple smiled, "Look."

With a bang, an umbrella opened above their heads. The umbrella was in the shape of a light pink heart.

"The rain can't hit you anymore." Zuo Tu said seriously, he adjusted his field of vision, the size and shape of the umbrella was just enough to accommodate two people, he felt that this prop was really well done.

Hai Fei was silent for a few seconds, then hummed.

The two stood on the coast with umbrellas, as if there was still a sea breeze blowing on their faces, bringing a unique salty smell, and the raindrops fell on the umbrella surface and jumped and slid playfully.

"Okay, I'll just change it." Baotou responded to the request of the audience in the live broadcast room, and was about to switch to Haifei's perspective, when the screen suddenly froze.

A second later, he and hundreds of thousands of viewers saw the picture of the woman watching the crying man watching the silence.

Caught off guard a wave of shock.

[Ike die Q die fans? ? ? 】

[Who can explain, what are these dog-boys by the sea doing? 】

[The man talking to Sea God is Mr. Zuo, right?Right, I heard the voice]

[Watermelon couple? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ! ! 】

【Am I the only one who thinks that umbrella is weird?Opening it for Laozi Mao is dusty, and my girlfriend hates it so much]

[Charge money to understand?Valentine's Day limited props - heart-shaped umbrella]

[As long as 1314 soft sister coins!Only 1314 soft sister coins!Only 1314 soft sister coins!You can have a girly artifact]

[6666666666 can't be provoked]

The three people who were about to come and sail the boat to escape the drug were also shocked.

"Big head, big head, it's going to rain," Gao Lele was still yelling, but when he saw this scene, he changed it to, "...others have umbrellas, but I have big heads."

Then Gao Lele burst into tears.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Brother Hai? Shall we sail away?" Gao Lele said, his eyes almost stared at the beautiful and dead Xinxin umbrella, and then he whispered: "Why can't the wind blow it away? Officially complain, this is a big BUG, ​​a big BUG!"

When Baotou was away, Hu Xiaobing acted as the driver. He jumped into the sea and swam to the side of the boat first.

"Yeah." Hai Fei held the mouse and then moved a bit, and ran out under the umbrella.He ran two steps and waited for a while, turned around and saw the left disciple standing in place with an umbrella.

Hai Fei said, "Put the umbrella away."

Zuo Tu seemed very reluctant and hummed, put away his umbrella, turned his head and silently glanced at Hai Fei at hand, followed and swam to the side of the boat.

All five of them sat upright on the boat.

Zuo Tu and Hai Fei were in the last row, Gao Lele was sitting in front of Hai Fei, Hu Xiaobing was driving the boat, and Jiang Bulong was the co-pilot.

Zuotu got on the boat and wanted to open the umbrella. He actually opened the umbrella with the mentality of giving it a try, and the umbrella remained motionless on top of his head while the boat was traveling at high speed.

The millions of people in several live broadcast rooms suddenly felt a little suffocated watching this scene.

Gao Lele looked at the vacant seat next to her, sadly flowing against the sea.

Originally, there should be a girl sitting here, and I will hold the Xinxin umbrella I bought to protect her from the wind and rain.

Gao Lele's melancholy voice sounded, "Did you see it?"

Jiang Bulong immediately became vigilant: "What's the matter, who is there?"

Gao Lele said: "The blue sea water is all my tears."

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, this dog Mengka wants to kill me laughing to death

[Large slaughter. Dog scene?Ha ha ha ha】

[Li XX don't look at it, you won't learn it]

[Hu XX, don’t look at it, you won’t learn it]

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha, everyone, do you know about the legend of the white lady? 】

[Understood, OJBK]

[Ah... ah... the beauty of the West Lake in March, my God, the spring rain is like wine, and the willows are like smoke...]

Baotou boldly released "Crossing Love".

Gao Lele secretly squinted in Hai Fei's direction, crying and singing along with the music: "If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, it's hard to hold hands if you don't have the fate..."

The power of this BGM is so amazing that even Hu Xiaobing next to Gao Lele almost started singing along.

Jiang Bolong didn't realize it at the first moment, and when he understood it, Gao Lele had already howled and sang Baisong Tongxin in front of his eyes.

The millions of viewers in the live broadcast almost died laughing in front of their phones.

[666666 warhorse Guan Gong's body tattoo, applause to the public]

【Monka is too naughty hahahaha】

【Stop singing, the oranges are ready】

【This song is poisonous, Mengka, don’t sing about your own people hahahahahaha】

【Dog, you are so skinny, aren’t you afraid of Mr. Zuo hahahaha】

[This wave of operations is prudent and skinny, one hundred faints and one hundred faints]

Zuo Tu and Hai Fei couldn't see the live broadcast room, so they seemed relatively calm.

The boat had already docked, and Zuo Tu held on to his umbrella and was reluctant to take it away.

"Stay away from me." Hai Fei did not hesitate to abandon this retarded man and started looking for a car along the road.

The effect of props bought with money is really different. The light pink color of the umbrella itself is very light, but the surface of the umbrella seems to be coated with a layer of fluorescent powder, which is particularly conspicuous even in the dark woods.

The left disciple holding the umbrella was like a moving target, very arrogant, with the words "Come and hit me" written on his face.

The safe zone is brushed in the center of the map, and you need to drive there.

Before Hai Fei could find the car, the left disciple who was one step behind was shot to death with a long-range snipe by someone who came out of the airport.

The leftist was shot in the head, and fell down without even a chance to struggle. His bleeding body soaked mercilessly in the rain.

The Xinxin Umbrella he had been refusing to put away also fell to the ground, and two seconds later it became a courier together with his body.

Haifei: "..."

Zuo Tu was speechless, raised his hand to release the mouse, and put one hand down on Hai Fei's thigh.

Mr. Zuo was one year old in his heart, he said: "I need comfort."

The author has something to say:

Weibo posted 1314 yuan worth of "PUBG Mobile" Valentine's Day-limited pictures of beautiful pink heart-shaped umbrellas (the attributive is really long)

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