After transmigrating the book, I will fry cp with the protagonist

After an unknown amount of time, Zero Zero One suddenly rushed over like a gust of wind: "Xie Yun, I found it. The thing in your body is an artificial intelligence."

Xie Yun's expression was a little cracked: "What the hell? Artificial intelligence?"

Ling Lingyi said: "Have you heard of AI Xiaomei? Similar products, it can be said that it is artificially retarded."

(Author's note: AI Xiaomei is an artificial mentally retarded person in charge of review in Jinjiang. She suffers from yellow eyes and looks like ghs to everyone she sees.)

Xie Yun's expression cracked even more: "Why is this artificial mental retardation in my body?"

Zero Zero One seemed a little embarrassed: "Well... Actually, something happened to the HR department. You know, our organization has always been notorious for being unreliable, because the archives didn't destroy the books in time, and the HR department looked at the files and thought it was a thank you. The character Yun was damned, and then you were hit by a car. Later, I found out that according to the normal world line, you don’t need to die young in this life, so I hurriedly revived you, and then inserted an artificial intelligence into it.”

Xie Yun: "...Then what happened to the illness I had back then?"

Ling Lingyi was even more embarrassed: "That...is also in a similar situation."

Xie Yun: ... (The user was blocked due to his radical remarks)

Sooner or later this kind of organization will come to an end.

Xie Yun reluctantly accepted Ling Lingyi's explanation, and began to ask with a straight face: "Send me back."

Ling Lingyi was in a dilemma: "This...but you are already dead..."

Xie Yun finally couldn't help becoming irritable: "Isn't it because of your work mistakes that the labor and capital died? I want to complain!"

Ling Lingyi took a step back, trying to calm him down, when a cold metallic voice suddenly came out of his mouth: "A customer complaint has been received."

"The complaint is being checked—"

"The matter is true."

"Agree to the customer's request."

"Which one is stronger in the universe, artificial intelligence is looking for Jinjiang, Jinjiang AI Xiaomei is here to serve you, thank you for your patronage, I wish you a happy life, okay~"

Xie Yun turned off the ignition a second before the explosion, obviously he died inexplicably, but he still wanted to laugh.

Probably because this organization was too mentally retarded, which caused his IQ to drop.

Zero Zero One finally regained the right to speak, and immediately expressed his shock: "It turns out that the Complaints Department is still alive!"

Xie Yun didn't want to continue to quarrel with this mentally handicapped organization, and said directly: "Send me back immediately, otherwise continue to complain."

Linglingyi chirped a few words, knowing that he was anxious, and didn't hesitate, input a few instructions into the system, and opened a small door for him: "Go through and you can go back."

It rubbed against Xie Yun, as if it wanted to say a few more words, but in the end it floated away: "Get lost, why do you still have so many things after so many years?"

Xie Yun didn't leave immediately, stared at it for a few seconds, suddenly grabbed the light ball and rubbed it twice, and said seriously: "Thank you."

He ran away in a hurry, and couldn't even speak fluently: "You, you... You have so many things on your own, and you need others to help you clean up the mess. What's the use of thanking you..."

The light group suddenly dimmed a lot: "Let's live well in the future, I'm going on a mission with a new host."

Xie Yun nodded and said, "Get along well with the new host, don't blah blah blah."

The two of them have been together for a total of three thousand small worlds, and the last time they separated, the situation was not good, so they just took this opportunity to say goodbye.

After saying goodbye, they each went to their own lives.

Xie Yun took a step forward, and lost consciousness when his eyes went dark.

Seven o'clock in the morning is the new life of the day.

When he woke up again, Xie Yun looked at the familiar hot-eyed room in front of him, feeling very kind.

He ran to take off his make-up and changed clothes with ease, and then opened the door of the room.

Xie Xi was sitting in the living room on the first floor looking at documents, when he saw Xie Yun coming down, it was as if he had seen a ghost: "Xiao Yun, are you out of your mind?"

Xie Yun: ...

Although it is a very normal question, why does it sound so uncomfortable?

Xie Yun couldn't help but rolled his eyes, went downstairs and sat opposite Xie Xi, eating a piece of bread.

I haven't eaten for a long time, and even the slices of bread are very sweet.

Xie Xi didn't even read the document, just stared at his brother eating the whole time, and finally asked in shock: "Have you really recovered your memory?"

Xie Yun choked on the slice of bread, took a mouthful of milk, took out his mobile phone in front of him and called Qi Yue: "Hello, brother Qi? Let's go back to work."

There was a crackling sound from the opposite side, as if the other party was too shocked and dropped something.

Xie Yun received satisfactory results and hung up the phone.

Xie Xi swallowed, and grabbed his wrist directly: "Come on, follow me to the hospital for a checkup."

Xie Yun blinked: "Well... can I finish eating?"

"After checking, I'll buy you a box!"

Xie Yun was directly stuffed into the carriage by his irascible brother and sent to the hospital. After a physical examination, he finally got a health certificate.

The doctor in charge was the same as last time. He was very curious about Xie Yun's situation, signed his name on the result book, and asked, "How did the patient remember it?"

Naturally, Xie Yun couldn't tell the real situation, so he said haha: "It's just... I remembered it after I fell asleep."

To some extent, Xie Yun's words are not wrong.

The doctor's face was full of "I believe in your evil", and he threw the person out.

As soon as Xie Yun left the hospital gate, he was grabbed by someone.

He was taken aback, and when he took a closer look, he found that it was Qi Yue. He couldn't help complaining: "Brother Qi, what's the matter with you? Did you have a problem with your body coordination after staying up too late?"

Hearing the familiar complaints, Qi Yue burst into tears in an instant: "It's our family Yun who is right about such a tone of beating. Xiao Yun, tell me what type of job you want recently, I will fix it for you! No, no, I You have to contact the Propaganda Department first to announce your comeback."

Xie Yun: ...

Xie Xi saw that he was alive and kicking now, and his mental condition seemed to be fine, so he handed him over to Qi Yue and went to work.

Qi Yue carried him to the car and made a list for him: "Come on, take a look. During the period when you lost your memory and quit the entertainment industry, you missed two auditions, one variety show, and three more. Attending a party, a total loss of 320 RMB, our next plan is to earn the money back..."

"Wait a minute!" Xie Yun was frightened by Qi Yue's eagerness to arrange work for him immediately, and interrupted quickly, "Look, I finally regained my memory, so why don't we take it easy and celebrate after a while."

Qi Yue immediately slapped him on the dog's head: "Time is life! Time is money! You've been slowing down for so long, what face do you have to stay at home?"

The words are impassioned, full of love and passion for the work.

As he spoke, he clicked on the phone recording: "You said you were going to resume work, are you embarrassed to vomit?"

Xie Yun: ...

All right, just work, after all, 996 is a blessing.

Qi Yue analyzed with him: "We didn't give a reason when you quit the entertainment circle, and now you have to go back in a month, and you must give an explanation to the fans. It's okay to tell about your medical certificate and amnesia. ?”

Xie Yun nodded, it was the truth and there was nothing to hide.

Qi Yue flipped through the notepad, suddenly froze, and said: "Well...Xiao Yun, there is one more thing, what is going on with you and King Yun? After all... There are a lot of speculations about your situation on the Internet now .”

Qi Yue's words are more euphemistic, but the actual situation is almost bloody.

Weifan, who used to have a harmonious relationship, has become an incompatible opponent, and cp fans have also begun to split from within. From various clues to analyze which party is the cause of cp's rupture, the fans of the three parties are arguing upside down.

Xie Yun unconsciously swiped his finger on the phone screen and said, "It's not a big deal, it's just because you can enter the Civil Affairs Bureau at any time."

Qi Yue was choked, and said speechlessly: "Since you can enter the Civil Affairs Bureau at any time, what are you doing?"

What do these young people think each one of them?

Xie Yun didn't answer, just said: "Brother Qi, I have something to do today, you give me the car, and I will start working tomorrow."

Qi Yue was taken aback: "Then how do I go?"

Xie Yun thought for a while, then took out his mobile phone: "Why don't I transfer you 100 yuan from my mobile phone, and you go to take a taxi?"

Qi Yue did the math, and it took about 78 yuan in taxi fare from the hospital to the company, and he could still make a net profit of 22 yuan, so he readily agreed.

Xie Yun successfully drove Qi Yue out of the car, and drove on the road without wasting a minute.

He stopped the car familiarly, stood in front of the villa door, just about to knock on the door, but suddenly put down his hand.

Near nostalgia is more timid.

Xie Yun felt that his heartbeat had never been so fast. He took out his mobile phone and dialed the number that he had memorized by heart.

The phone was connected, but neither of them spoke.

When Xie Yun heard the sound of breathing from the other end, his heart suddenly settled down, and he said, "Are you at home? Open the door."

Yun Chu seemed to realize something, his breathing suddenly became disordered, and he said, "I'm here."

Xie Yun let out an "um" and waited quietly outside the door.

The door opened.

Xie Yun's eyes suddenly became a little sore, he took out something from his bag, and smiled: "I brought the household registration book, would you like to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with me?"

As soon as the words fell, he was embraced by the person in front of him.

Yun Chu's voice rang in his ears, trembling imperceptibly: "Yes."

Xie Yun hugged him backhand.

Later, when Xie Yun thought of this day, he always felt that this was the beginning of his miserable life.

After the two embraced for a while, Xie Yun was pulled into the villa by Yunchu, and couldn't wait to kiss him.

The two of them entangled all the way from the porch to the bedroom, Xie Yun's clothes were almost stripped, and he was thrown directly on the bed.

Xiaohua heard the movement, put down the ball of yarn in her hand, and poked her head into the bedroom curiously.

Yun Chu closed the door mercilessly.

Xiaohua: Meow meow?

The two of them pulled the curtains and messed around all day long, during which they received three calls from Qi Yue and were hung up; Zhou Ting had several calls and were blocked.

Two agents: Meow meow?

In the end, Xie Yun couldn't bear it anymore, and finally kicked him off the bed.

The person concerned suffered from back pain, and regretted his behavior of delivering goods to the door.

The author has something to say: The author in question can finally take off the dog's head and appear openly, hahahaha!