Alien is my minister

Li Pu, who was in love for the first time, was quite nervous on the first date, which led to drinking a lot of water. He decided to go to the toilet before he reached the exhibition stand of the Food Expo.

So I discussed with Zhang Xin and asked Zhang Xin to go to the food fair alone and make an appointment at the door.

Not long after going to the toilet, Li Pu finally felt less nervous. He walked out of the toilet to wash his hands, and heard someone talking:

"Hey, anyone? Can someone help? I'm hanging on the wall, can someone pull it off!"

Li Pu looked around for a while, but saw no one. Just as he walked out of the door, he saw a pair of eyes on the wall that were very cute and pitiful.

Li Pu was frightened and stunned, and then heard: "You can see me, right? Please, can you pull it down for me, just unhook the hook at the door."

Li Pu felt that he must be delusional to have hallucinations, but after he walked out the door, he looked at the hook carefully and found that there was a thread stuck on the hook.

Thinking of the voice just now, his heart softened, and he took the initiative to untie the line of the hook.

At this time, a piece of skin fell off the wall, and an alien came out of the toilet. At this moment, he smiled very enthusiastically: "Thank you so much, young man. Without you, I don't know what I would do! If someone finds out, I will definitely not be able to live on Earth. You don’t know that Earth is like my home to me.”

The alien picked up the skin on the ground, and it quickly turned into a skin bag. He felt a stomachache just as he was about to put it on, so he decisively handed the skin bag to Li Pu, and immediately went back to the bathroom.

Li Pu, who is holding the skin bag, has been frightened into a fool. Damn, who will tell him why there are aliens in the public toilets of the capital!

(The kid completely forgets that his job is to serve aliens and help them with immigration.)

After the alien reappeared and put on his skin, an ordinary middle-aged man looked at him very kindly and said many words of gratitude to him before leaving.

Leaving Li Pu in a mess in the wind, he felt that he must not have slept well today!

After Li Pu walked out of the toilet, he said to calm down, then he raised his head to look at the crowd coming and going, and suddenly he realized that there might be many aliens in this crowd.Nima, can we still make some human friends normally in the future? !

Li Pu felt that he was not well, and had been sitting dryly on the long chair under the peach blossom tree.

At this time, Zhang Xin, who was standing in the food exhibition hall, was watching the news on her mobile phone, when she saw a pair of black leather shoes appearing in front of her eyes.

When she raised her head, she saw another tall and handsome foreign guy looking at him, and this foreign guy was none other than Ian's special assistant.

"Hello! Are you Li Pu's friend?" Ian's gentlemanly attitude and politeness instantly made Zhang Xin's favorability value max out, and he nodded shyly.

Ian smiled. He felt that this girl didn't really like Li Pu, because her eyes didn't seem so pure. It was very simple. He felt that as long as he seduced this woman, he would fall into it in a matter of minutes.

Sure enough, after several minutes of pursuit by Ian and the generosity of money, Zhang Xin no longer had Li Pu in his mind.

When Li Pu found Zhang Xin, Li Pu saw Ian waving at him, Li Pu's whole body stiffened suddenly, what a day! !Either a terrible minister or a brutal chief assistant! !

"Huh? Assistant Li, did you come to appreciate the peach blossoms or taste the delicious food?" Ian said with a smile, not guilty at all.

Li Pu bit his head and nodded, and said, "Yes, what a coincidence, you are also here with Ian's help, isn't it?"

"Yes, you also know that the head of our family is a workaholic. He doesn't rest on Saturdays and Sundays. He uses me like a cow and a horse all day long. It's so tiring." While pretending to be pitiful, Ian still threw a winking.

In an instant, Zhang Xin felt that Ian's special assistant was very pitiful and worthy of concern.

Does this look tired?This is clearly a malicious look!Li Pu couldn't help complaining about Ian's special assistant in his heart, but it was not easy to slap him in the face, so he could only smile: "Ian's special assistant, it's really hard work. If there is anything you want to eat, I invite you!"

Before Ian answered, Albert suddenly came out and smiled, "Can you invite me together? I haven't had breakfast yet."

Zhang Xin fainted from happiness when he saw the super handsome guy at the opening ceremony appear in front of him.

Li Pu felt that today was such a coincidence, he said hehe.But I can't say it's bad, and I want to ask if the minister and the special assistant don't disturb his date? ! ! !

But on the surface, Li Pu could only forcefully smile and say, "I'm as happy as I am, and please don't be disgusted by the minister."

At this time, Ian was very smart and pretended to be sick, moan|groan| said: "Oh, my stomach hurts a little, that Miss Zhang, can you accompany me to the infirmary?"

Zhang Xin replied excitedly: "Okay, no problem, but, Special Assistant Ian, are you okay? Is there any discomfort?!"

"It's just my stomach hurts, can you help me? Please, and the minister, Assistant Li, I'm sorry, I really can't go taste the food with you, please leave first." Before leaving, Ian said to himself The home minister blinked slightly.

Albert said that the dragon's heart was happy, and this assistant had done a good deed, and finally took away his choking obstacle.

At that time, Li Pu wanted to reach out his hand, and really wanted to say Ya Die, don't leave me, but it's a pity that Ian and Zhang Xin left too fast.

"I'm a little hungry. Can Assistant Li accompany me for a while?" Albert reminded slightly again, very gently.

The corners of Li Pu's mouth twitched slightly, can he say no?I had no choice but to bite the bullet and lead the minister to one of the noodle shops.

The experience of eating last time made Li Pu have nightmares. He decided that he would rather starve to death than starve to death. Before Albert could speak, he said loudly: "Minister, I ordered noodles for you. This is very satisfying." .and I'm not hungry at all, really!"

Albert didn't speak, but just looked at Li Pu indifferently. He felt that this assistant Li didn't seem to be enlightened at all, because he already felt that this assistant didn't want to be with him at all.

As a senior leader, Albert was in distress for the first time. How can he win the favor of his assistant? !

The two were silent in a noodle shop, especially Albert's silence, which made everyone who came in to eat feel a little depressed and left quickly.

Albert felt that he could no longer remain silent like this, so he simply got to the point and asked randomly, "What a coincidence today, does Assistant Li also like to watch peach blossoms?"

Li Pu turned his head to look at the flourishing peach blossoms outside the shop, and said with a slight smile, "Well, I really like it. It's very beautiful, just like Miss Zhang..."

Albert broke the chopsticks in his hand with a snap. He felt that he would have a lot of troubles recently, because the other party was simply an elm head, and he didn't understand his mind at all.

Li Pu didn't know what he said wrong at all. Seeing his minister's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he decisively lowered his head and looked at the floor silently. The boss is really hard to serve! ! !

Ian, who hadn't been to the infirmary over there, not only had a stomachache, but also started brainwashing new skills, talking about Li Pu with a lot of enthusiasm like a pyramid sale.

Although Ian made up many unfounded charges, all of them were for his own minister. He said that he did not have any pressure to do it, and he repeatedly told Zhang Xin not to speak out!

When Zhang Xin and Ian came back at last, Li Pu didn't know why Zhang Xin's eyes on him changed, especially like a loving mother looking at her poor son.

He wanted to say why? !

Before walking out of the door, Zhang Xin glanced at Ian and Albert, pulled Li Pu aside, summoned up courage, and said very seriously: "Although we are not destined to be boyfriend and girlfriend in this life, I will I support you. Li Pu, you are a good man and deserve to be loved by others. However, you must be strong! Come on! Come on, you must go on! The public will understand you!"

Li Pu, who didn't know what happened, was dumped out of nowhere, and Albert behind him finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a low voice, "Good job, I'll keep this matter a secret for you."

Ian smiled very happily, and said: "Then can I go back? Being a light bulb is the most annoying thing, isn't it? And, Minister, isn't it the best opportunity to take advantage of this broken relationship? Don't Fucked up?!"

Albert gave him a cold look, nonsense, you need to remind.

However, when the two of them paid attention, Li Pu had already disappeared from their sight. Where did this legendary comforting stalk go! ! ! ! !

For the first time, Albert was so powerless that he couldn't complain, and looked directly at the embarrassing situation in front of him!Nima, it was hard to clear the obstacle of the rival in love, but the protagonist himself failed!remove!lose!No!See!up! !

Ian looked at his minister with sympathy, but he kept suppressing a burst of laughter in his heart, bastard, the minister's expression is almost once in a hundred years, it's rare to see it! ! !He has calculated thousands of times, he has calculated the minister's path, but he has not calculated the protagonist!However, he kept praising Li Pu's courage in his mind. After that, he couldn't help lighting a candle for Li Pu, because the minister was so narrow-minded. . . . .

"Ian, you have to dig three feet to find him!" After Albert finished speaking, he returned to the opening ceremony scene with a very angry but expressionless face to cut the ribbon.

Ian nodded immediately, not showing loyalty at this time, waiting to be sprayed to death by the minister.

He questioned passers-by A, B, C, and D in the vicinity for a round, and finally got the whereabouts of Li Pu from a young girl.

It turned out that Li Pu, who sent Zhang Xin away, was in an extremely depressed mood, and just happened to meet the sightseeing bus, so he got on the sightseeing bus and left, completely forgetting about his minister and special assistant.

After the opening ceremony, Albert was sitting in his special car waiting for news from Ian. When he saw Ian coming back alone, he looked very depressed and angry.

Ian felt that he was likely to be affected, and suddenly felt a little scared, and reported the news that Li Pu had left to his minister with trepidation.

Sure enough, I saw Albert looking at him with an unbelievable expression on his face, and confirmed again and again: "He really left?"

"Yes?"

"Are you sure I'm here and he dares to leave here?"

"Well, it seems so."

"Okay! Very good! It's really great! I can't express my feelings at this moment in words. You have to know Ian. In the past 23 years, no one has dared to treat me like this. He turned out to be the first. ..."

Damn it, he was so angry that he wanted to capture the new little assistant and rape him directly, making him his own and having children for him.

After calming down, Albert felt that he had to think about whether to move faster, or when would this dull lump of wood come to his senses?

And Ian, who was on the side, prayed silently in his heart, Assistant Li, who is not good for you to offend, you actually offended the minister, aren't you looking for death purely?

By the way, Assistant Li, have you really completely forgotten that the minister is still waiting for you here?Ian was skeptical. . . .

The author has something to say: I like my minister, every time I see the minister's various entanglements, I know Li Pu, you are funny again. . .