Alien is my minister

And Ian, who left the government affairs center, returned to the minister's office, and saw that his minister was carefully reading the documents accumulated for a week at the moment, carefully marking notes, and at the same time not forgetting to sign and stamp.

Ian suddenly smiled brightly. He pulled out his chair and was about to sit down, when he heard the bass voice from the opposite side: "No haggling! Ten thousand words, not a single word less!"

"No! I have to protest! The minister's behavior of abusing employees deserves strong condemnation! Because I was wronged!" Ian felt that flattery was not enough, so he simply yelled.

Albert put down his pen, rubbed his shoulders, looked at Ian expressionlessly, and moved his eyebrows slightly, as if he was talking nonsense and went straight to the point.

Seeing his master's impatient expression, Ian resolutely despised him for a while, and then told Albert everything about today.

Albert frowned, and asked: "It has been announced many times, but they still regard the law as nothing? Who gave them the courage?"

"It's not the former Minister Yan, who was greedy and tyrannical. He used money to buy connections to get this important position. Now he has been arrested. There will definitely be actions from above, and some management of this department will naturally be relaxed. "

"Naturally, then I will leave this matter to you to deal with, and I will see the results tomorrow."

After Albert finished speaking, he continued to bury his head in his work, without asking anything about the new assistant.

After listening to Ian, he decisively claimed credit and flattered him: "Then since it's none of my business, isn't [-] words..."

"Well, there's no need to write. However, you have to prepare a reform plan for the management system of the government affairs center. I hope that I can see it this morning and see it implemented in the afternoon."

After listening to Albert's words, Ian immediately yelled, "Minister, if you squeeze me like this every day, you will be overworked to death sooner or later!"

"It's okay, it's better than the new little assistant who was almost scared to death." After Albert finished speaking, there was a trace of a trace at the corner of his mouth, but he quickly regained his composure.

Ian said that the minister of his family is so comfortable, so he was designed here, he really is an unreasonable old fox, damn it!

In the next second, Ian's eyeballs rolled, and he laughed loudly, teasing: "Oh, this spring is really here, no wonder I've always smelled a scent (sorrow) recently. It's a pity, a certain Workaholics don't know how to be sympathetic to others. If it were me, I should have found an excuse to show it. At least try to show my presence, so as to increase my favorability value!"

Albert stared at Ian calmly, smiled slightly, and said, "Why don't you prepare for me at twelve o'clock tonight?"

Ian stomped his feet resolutely, and burst into tears instantly, saying that if you don't do anything, you won't die. He even forgot that his minister is a super narrow-minded black-bellied old fox.

However, Albert began to think seriously about Ian's suggestion at this moment, which seemed to make some sense.

Li Pu, who was considered for a suggestion, just walked to the carport to find his electric car, when he saw a handsome young man rushing up next door, handed a document to Li Pu, and said eagerly: "You are new here. Assistant Li, here is an urgent matter to be delivered to the Minister, I heard that you are very familiar with the Minister, please trouble you. My family is in a hurry, I have to hurry back. "

"But...."

"Please, please, I'll treat you to dinner next time. That's it, bye..."

Li Pu wanted to say, but when I didn't know the minister very well, that handsome man had already run away and drove his own car all the way north.

Li Pu, who stayed where he was, was stunned for a moment holding the document, and he was still deep in thought, his mind was full of giving?Or not?Or give it?Or not?

Li Pu looked around, and when he wanted to ask for help, he could hardly see anyone.Helpless, he decided to go to the minister with the documents.

He didn't get there halfway, and he suddenly remembered a very important thing, who was that handsome young man just now?How has he never seen it?

But Li Pu didn't continue to struggle, because when he raised his head, he saw the minister was about to close the door and leave.

He immediately ran up and rushed upstairs, just in time to bump into Albert who was going downstairs. In order to prevent him from falling, Albert grabbed his waist and led him back into the corridor.

Li Pu heaved a sigh of relief, he was really scared to death just now, but when he realized it, he was quite embarrassed, and said weakly: "That minister, I'm fine... (Your hand can be released) open)?

Albert saw that Li Pu was stiff and realized that he had overreached, so he let him go very politely, and said in a low voice, "What's the matter? In such a hurry?"

"Oh, oh, Minister, here is an urgent document." Li Pu handed the document to Albert.

Albert glanced at him, and found that Li Pu kept his head down and didn't dare to look at him, so he joked, "Is there any money on the ground?"

"No?" Li Pu blurted out instinctively, unexpectedly raised his head to look at Albert, and saw Albert smiling.

Li Pu suddenly felt that he was an idiot, so stupid.

Albert did not embarrass him, flipped through the documents, and said unintentionally: "Why are you still not off work so late? Do you have a lot of work?"

Li Pu really wanted to be right, the minister hurriedly transferred me back to my original unit, and he didn't care about leadership assistants at all.However, he didn't have the courage, so he could only shake his head and said, "I don't have much work, I'm just taking documents for my colleagues to the minister."

"Well. How is your health? Are you okay? Are you afraid of those people?" Albert chatted casually while putting the documents back into his office bag.

"The body is fine, it's just that I'm not used to it, so I'm not afraid." Compared with fear, Ian's special assistant next to the minister is frightening. There is simply no earthling who is more vicious than him!

Albert looked at the sky outside, raised his hand to look at his watch, frowned, and said, "It's already 06:30, it's time to eat."

That's right, so the minister hurriedly let him get off work!He still wants to date a beautiful woman tonight!Li Pu really wanted to muster up the courage to speak, but when he raised his head and looked at the minister, he felt that he had no courage and was especially useless.

However, the minister obviously didn't want to let him go, because his mind was racing at high speed, and he decided to follow Ian's special assistant's suggestion occasionally, saying: "Did the family stay for dinner? If not, let's eat together. I don’t know much about it yet.” The implication is not to go home for dinner, but to go on a date with him.

After hearing this, Li Pu was so anxious that he wanted to cry. He would avoid such a cruel earthling as Ian’s special assistant. Shouldn’t those at the ministerial level be far away?Moreover, he didn't have the guts to leave with the minister at all, so at this moment his legs were already weak, and he was frightened by the minister's invitation to eat! ! !

Albert still wanted to say something, but the mobile phone interrupted his train of thought. He took out his mobile phone, turned around and walked far away to start listening to the phone.

After Albert finished listening to the phone, his face was very dark. He turned around and looked back at Li Pu, and saw Li Pu shrunk back and forth by the stairs as if he was scared to death.

He walked over and shouted, "Assistant Li, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't go to dinner with you. Tonight, I'm going to pick up someone."

After listening to it, Li Pu lit up like a lantern on the Lantern Festival. He was very happy, but he still pretended to be hypocritical and said: "I have no objection to the arrangement of the leader."

The corner of his mouth was slightly raised and he had already betrayed Li Pu, and Albert was also very happy in his heart. Why didn't he think this little assistant was so cute before?However, calmly, he still said lightly: "Okay, it's getting late, you can go back first. By the way, do you have a car? Do you want to give you a ride?"

Li Pu shook his head resolutely. He was frightened to death by inviting him to dinner as a minister, and even wanted to send him back. This kind of treatment is simply terrible, and he never dreamed about it.

Albert wanted to say something, but the annoying phone kept ringing, so Albert told a few words to be careful on the road, and saw Li Pu running from upstairs to the carport at a speed faster than Temple Escape. To exaggerate.

Can't help but make Albert reflect on himself again, is he really so scary?If the little assistant is so afraid of himself, how can he develop in the future?Well, it's a problem!

In the evening, Albert received his friend Duke Bernie at his home, and the two sat on the sofa drinking tea. On the way, Albert suddenly asked on a whim: "Bernie, am I really serious? It's very embarrassing." Are people afraid?"

Not long after Bernie drank it, he was choked up, bastard, who said it, it's really brave, you must like it [-] times!However, he didn't show it, and replied very gently: "No, it's pretty good, it just looks like a dead fish face!"

Albert, known as "dead fish face", made Bernie drink tea all night, and he hated Biluochun the most, because Bernie hated expired Biluochun the most.

Bernie decided not to say anything in the future, the dead fish face is so fucking scary!Be very careful!

But, the next morning, Albert asked Bernie again: "What do you need to make people like you?"

Bernie thought for a while, looked at the ceiling and said, "It should be a smile." If the dead fish face can smile, hehe, it's the end of the world.

So, in the morning of that day, Ian was 1 trembling, and he was so scared that he couldn't bear it. Nima, he didn't do anything wrong!Moreover, the management regulations of the government affairs center have been handed in!

Albert had no idea how big his smile was. . . .Lethality, to those who don't know it, it's the smile of a god, but to Ian and the others who know it, what the hell is this guy trying to do? !

After finally getting off work at noon, Ian decided to hide as much as he could, because there must be no good things when he laughs like a black belly.

However, before he walked out of the office, Albert walked to his office, handed him a bunch of documents, and said, "This has already been approved, tell them to work."

After hearing this, Ian was very obedient and flattering, nodded, and then resolutely went to work overtime, damn, do you have human rights!And let people not get off work!

After Albert left, Ian decided to go to the government affairs center. He felt that someone must understand the truth of the matter.

Ever since Li Pu was treated with strong medicine by Ian, although he was not out of breath from fear, nor trembling and nervous, he still stuttered.

Especially at this moment, a particularly indescribable female alien, dragging a dark green tail like a mermaid, exuding a stench all over her body, but still desperately coquettishly said to Li Pu: "Brother, just tell me, deal with it." What's the procedure for Earth immigration? I want to transfer from Neptune to Earth. Besides, I'm new here, and I don't know what to give, so brother, I can have dinner with you later, of course, if you want, the hotel is also available. . ...Ah, yes, brother. My name is Greya, you can just call me Yaya."

The female alien who called herself Yaya did not forget to cast a wink at Li Pu, and immediately scared Li Pu back a few steps, almost bumping into the chair. Chen Liang, one reads novels on the Internet, and the other reads cars on the Internet, but he does not read Li Pu.

After swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva with difficulty, Li Pu asked Uncle Wang with heavy steps, "Wang...Uncle Wang, can you stop reading novels? Um, what procedures are required for immigration from Pluto to Earth?" "

After listening to this, Uncle Wang looked at Li Pu cheerfully, took out a large stack of materials from the drawer, pointed to it and said, "There is a guide for doing business here, you find the page you want, and then read it to her, if she If you still don’t understand, just write her a note and tell her not to ask too many questions, just follow through.”

After Li Pu saw Uncle Wang finished speaking, he didn't want to talk to him anymore, so he had to hold a thick guidebook, and found the directory of immigration, and found that there were many kinds of immigration procedures, such as time-space immigration, space immigration, Alien immigrants and so on.

Li Pu felt that female aliens who wanted to immigrate to the earth should belong to the column of alien immigration. Sure enough, after opening it, there was a correct answer.

So, he happily walked over with the guide in his arms and wanted to talk to the female alien, but he saw her blinking and frowning all the time, which made Li Pu cry inwardly. Can he call the police if he is sexually harassed by an alien?

The answer is obviously no, Li Pu said weakly: "Hi there, the procedures you want to go through are very simple, you only need to open a confirmation letter of your place of ownership on your alien planet, and the management department of your place will show you the proof." Whether you are suspected of criminal activities, sign and seal, and then take it to the Immigration Bureau of our government affairs center to go through the entry procedures. After you have submitted these procedures, you also need to apply for an entry registration, and you need to take a photo , and, it must be done by yourself. Others have no right to do it on your behalf, please keep in mind..."

After the female alien Greiya listened to the hundred thousand whys, she couldn't understand it, and found it very troublesome, so she decisively took Li Pu's hand, and said coquettishly: "Brother, I think it's so troublesome, and I still don't quite understand, can you teach me?"

Li Pu wanted to cry immediately, and really wanted to get rid of the octopus tentacles. At this moment, Ian came to his consultation office, happened to see this scene, and decided to go up to save the beauty for his minister hero.

With a snap, Ian hit Greya's hand with the folder, and said innocently: "Oh, ma'am, I'm really sorry, I slipped my hand and couldn't hold it firmly, so I didn't hurt you."

Seeing that Ian saved his life, Li Pu was resolutely ecstatic, and said, "Ian's special assistant, why are you here?"

After hearing the words of Ian, Greya decisively and instinctively withdrew her hand, and said very politely: "It's okay, it's okay, brother, I don't trouble you, I'll go back and ask first."

After Li Pu saw Greya running away, he really wanted to say, Ian, you should stand by my side and be the stone of the country! ! !Anyone who dares to stare at him, Ian's name is enough to make everyone shy away consciously, there is nothing better than this! ! ! !

After Ian saw the female alien leave, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly. If he wants to dig a corner, it depends on whether my minister agrees or not!hum!

When he remembered the business, Ian turned his head and saw Li Pu looking at him with twinkling eyes, and he understood it, but he didn't continue this topic because he had more important things, and said, "Assistant Li, are you free? I want to talk to you a few words."

"Is it very important? I still have to be on duty. It's my turn today..." Li Pu didn't even finish speaking, when Uncle Wang next to him suddenly came over with a smile and patted him on the shoulder.

Li Pu looked at him, and heard him say: "Go, Xiaoliang and I are here, don't worry."

Li Pu also wanted to say that in the morning, didn't you say that no one told you not to leave your post without authorization?How to become a chameleon in an instant!

Ian glanced at Uncle Wang, but didn't point it out. He just laughed secretly in his heart that the old fox would bully the newcomers, but these were the growth stages of the newcomers.

Ian brought Li Pu to the Foreign Affairs Office. Li Pu thought that Ian was going to tell him something very important, but he found that Ian's special assistant took him to spy. . . . .own minister.

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Ian: Minister, you abuse me every time, it's so inhumane!

Minister: Daughter-in-law or special assistant is more important?The answer is naturally that the daughter-in-law is important!Well, dare to have an opinion? !

Ian: Can you swear?Can you beat someone?

Before I catch up with my wife, let's come to a little theater