Alien is my minister

Li Pu flew over following the sound, he had long forgotten about being robbed just now.

After finally coming to the end of the crime, Li Pu wanted to kneel down in an instant, and couldn't help but want to cry, Nima, why does he have to be brave? !

A huge monster was stuck in the middle of two trees. He looked at Li Pu very pitifully, and said: "Please save me, someone is going to chase and kill me, please, if you save me, I will definitely repay you." your."

"I...I...I..." Li Pu almost couldn't express Alexander's pain in his heart, and his expression on the verge of collapse already stammered.

"Please, I really want to rush to save people, just once, please." The monster burst into tears suddenly.

After listening, Li Pu looked at the monster with soft legs and said pitifully, "What if... if you... you eat... eat me... I... what should I do?" ?”

"You can rest assured that I am from the grassland Hasamo planet and I am a vegetarian. Moreover, once the people on our planet make an agreement, they will never change. Therefore, I am willing to make a contract with you, as long as you are willing help me."

Li Pu was tricked by aliens many times, so this time he said very cleverly: "Then can you give me any token?"

The monster pulled out one of its two tactile senses abruptly by using the unoccupied hand.

After Li Pu took it tremblingly, seeing his painful and hideous expression, he walked towards the trees beside him without saying a word.

But, walking round the trees, he found that he had no axe, and did not know how to break them.

A gust of wind blew over, and the monster originally shouted anxiously: "They are coming, they are coming soon."

"But, I don't know how to cut down these trees..." Li Pu raised his head and said awkwardly.

Suddenly, he had an idea and shouted: "I have a solution. How about it, one of my trees is loosened, and you take this opportunity to try to escape."

"Ok, no problem."

Li Pu climbed up the trees resolutely, and then grabbed one of the tree trunks and pulled it down with all his strength.

"one."

"two."

"three."

The trees were still motionless, and Li Pu looked at the monster apologetically, but when he looked at the surrounding trees, he suddenly thought of the principle of leverage.

Resolutely kicked the tree next door with his legs, several times in a row, every time Li Pu felt that his legs were about to go numb.

Finally, Li Pu put all his energy into breastfeeding, and shouted decisively: "Come out quickly!"

The monster immediately took advantage of the loosening of the trees and jumped out very quickly.

When he came out, he glanced back at Li Pu and jumped away.

Li Pu, who was still hanging on the tree at this time, expressed that he forgot how to get down~

"Help! Is there anyone! Help me!"

After a while, Li Pu felt that the sky was full of sand and sand like a dark night falling, and after a while, the sound of rustling was getting closer and closer.

Li Pu found that a large group of tiny monsters gnawed up all the trees where they went like rabbits, leaving no bones left.

Li Pu couldn't help swallowing his saliva after reading it, and shouted with great difficulty: "Oh my god, did I really get favored by the god of bad luck today?"

Seeing those monsters getting closer, they suddenly stopped.

"It tastes like a human being, wow! It's the kind that tastes really bad. It's poisonous! Go!" The dark green miniature monster headed by heard Li Pu fart, and decisively left with his own people.

"..."

Li Pu just wanted to say, you can leave if you want, please save me.

Li Pu, who was disgusted by aliens for the first time, could only look at the sky silently. It was almost dark, did anyone pass by?

His hands became more and more tired, and Li Pu also became more and more tired, so he couldn't help but yawned (__)(-.-)(~O~)...(-.-).

In the end, he narrowed his eyes, and said to himself without hesitation: "It seems that I have reached my limit. If this is the case, I will die sooner or later, so let me die."

Li Pu closed his eyes, jumped over to the nearby tree with all his strength, and jumped to catch the tree trunk, but because his arms were already weak, he could only hold the tree and kept sliding down, and his hands were bleeding out.

When he finally lay down on the ground, Li Pu was so sleepy that he closed his eyes.

But thinking that the minister might still be waiting for him, Li Pu immediately sat up.

It was getting later and later, Li Pu climbed almost four or five mountains but did not see the minister on the top of the mountain.

In the end, Li Pu, who couldn't climb at all, sat on the stone steps, looked at the sky that had completely darkened, and was very dejected.

It's over, it's over, how should I face the minister tomorrow.

At this time, Li Pu was more afraid than tired.

At this moment, Li Pu heard the panting sound, he stood up, his eyeballs almost didn't fall off.

"Minister, Minister?"

Albert saw that Li Pu was dressed in rags and sloppy, and his clean clothes were covered with blood.

When he saw him, he was particularly panic-stricken, and he forgave Li Pu in an instant, and said in anger and distress: "You idiot! What are you doing?"

"Minister, Minister, I, I..."

Albert walked up to him, grabbed his hands, looked at them carefully and said, gritted his teeth with heartache, "You said you're looking for someone to look like this?"

"Yes, but I called you from a number that has been canceled..."

Albert couldn't help but fell silent in embarrassment.

Convex (物盘哉) Fuck, he and Ian's special assistant usually use direct wireless light wave transmission, and there is no need for a human mobile phone at all.

Moreover, the mobile phone he hates most about human beings always rings suddenly when there is nothing to do, so he asked Special Assistant Ian to log off directly.

"Forget it, it's my fault. Can you still walk? Let's go home." Albert helped Li Pu down the mountain.

But Li Pu didn't have the strength to take another step, and said embarrassingly: "That minister, don't worry about me, I'll go home after a rest."

Albert picked up Li Pu without saying a word, and walked down the mountain very easily.

Along the way, passersby pointed and pointed, and Li Pu wished he could be an ostrich, pretending he couldn't hear anything.

After finally reaching the foot of the mountain, Albert's driver immediately opened the car door for him, and shouted respectfully, "My lord, please get in the car."

Li Pu suddenly helped the car door and said, "Minister, I, I'd better take the bus, I'm afraid I'll get your car dirty."

Albert directly grabbed Li Pu and dragged him into the car, and decisively closed the door.

They didn't speak a word to Li Pu along the way.

Li Pu was trembling all of a sudden, his mind was full of all kinds of top ten tortures, all kinds of random thoughts made him tremble uncontrollably.

I don't know how the minister will torture him to death later.

However, before he could react, Li Pu was standing in front of a very large villa.

Li Pu continued to walk in with Li Pu in his arms. Li Pu wanted to say that the minister didn't need to be special, but a group of servants filed out and shouted in unison in an orderly manner: "Welcome Duke Albert home! Welcome Mr. Li as a guest!"

The timid Li Pu could only pretend that he didn't know anything, and waited until Albert took him back to his room.

"Take him to freshen up, prepare pajamas and a medicine box."

After Albert gave orders to the two male servants, Li Pu struggled to say something, but was held down by the two male servants and dragged into the bathroom.

Li Pu was in pain and sobbed, but when he came out within a few minutes, he saw Albert completely changed, and he was so surprised that he couldn't speak.

Especially with the minister's dripping hair, open chest, and the minister's awesome handsome face, Li Pu couldn't help being surprised after reading it. He didn't expect the minister to be so sexy|sexy in private.

Minister You Qi raised his head lazily and glanced at him, and said, "Did you wash? Come here."

Li Pu felt that even if he was a man, he coveted the minister's beauty. It's over, it's over, what is he thinking!

Li Pu yelled, and passed out decisively.

"..."

All the people in the room looked at the fainted Li Pu, completely speechless.

Especially Albert, he also planned to help Li Pu take the medicine, and then take this opportunity to cultivate a good relationship.

However, why does the daughter-in-law always fail to follow the plot at the most critical time?

The sad Albert felt that it was extremely difficult to pursue a daughter-in-law on Earth.

So, when he woke up the next day, Li Pu hurriedly changed into the clothes handed over by the servant, and ran away in panic.

Albert looked at Li Pu who was running fast like a frightened rabbit. He felt that he had something very important to ask.

Over there, Special Assistant Ian had just had a good dream when he saw Albert standing directly in front of him.

"Minister, how's it going? Shouldn't it be time to send out wedding candies?"

"I ask you, how on earth did you convey my meaning."

"What with what?"

"I obviously asked Li Pu to be at the top of Liangfengjiang Forest Park, why is Li Pu at the top of Qingxiu Mountain?"

"What's going on here? It was Liang Fengjiang when I conveyed it! I'm sure and definitely I'm not wrong."

Albert looked at Special Assistant Ian and knew that he would not deceive himself, but since he said that he did not miscommunicate, then he needed to go back and ask Li Pu.

Ian's special assistant, who escaped, grabbed Albert's arm and asked anxiously, "Could it be that something happened to Li Pu?"

"Almost. Forget it, I'll go first."

"Department...Minister..."

Albert left without waiting for Ian to finish speaking.

And Li Pu, who had already returned home, looked at Li's mother in panic, and said, "Mom, I, I'm going to be late!"

Mother Li asked suspiciously: "Since you came back from outside, shouldn't you go to school? Why did you come home?"

Li Pu, who only came to his senses at this moment, said, "That's right!"

Li Pu immediately opened the door and went out, only to see Zhou Cai say to him, "Let's go, I'll see you off."

The author has something to say: What should Minister Albert say if his daughter-in-law is so slow?