Alien is my minister
Chapter 34 The Misunderstood Alien Exchange Meeting
Li Pu and Deng Xiqi looked at the person who spoke, and found that it was a person whom no one knew, and the person was trembling and shy, and said shyly: "I won't agree anyway. Because Li Pu is talking to Nan Ke A pair! I firmly stand for Li Nan CP!"
Deng Xi raised his eyebrows and looked at him displeasedly, "Who are you?"
"Uh... I, I was just passing by..."
"Then you pass by quickly, and I will turn you into a pumpkin CP if you are a second late." Deng Xi looked at him and said very angrily.
Li Pu looked at the intimidated passerby A, who was very confused with big eyes. He glanced at Li Pu, trotted over, and said to Li Pu: "I am optimistic about you!"
Li Pu felt a thunder on the ground in an instant, and was completely stunned. When did he become a pair with Nan Ke!
At this moment, all the teachers and students received the message one after another.
Li Pu also quickly took out his mobile phone to see what the news was. It turned out that the training center will hold a 100-year anniversary celebration on the first day of next month. He hoped that each class would select four groups of performances for the celebration.
"Are you going to perform any show? I can cooperate with you, as long as you bring it up." Deng Xi simply changed the subject, he didn't want to hear any rejection words from Li Pu again.
Li Pu looked at him and said helplessly, "Student Deng Xi, this is the first and last time I'm telling you solemnly, it's because I respect you, so..."
Deng Xi directly covered his ears, turned around and left decisively, leaving Li Pu alone speechless and desperately wanting to beat someone up.
When he returned to the classroom, Nan Ke grabbed him and said anxiously: "It's not good, the big thing is not good!"
"What happened?" Li Pu felt physically and mentally exhausted, why so many bad things happened recently, and none of them was good.
"Jinx said he was going to your house to meet the parents with you?"
"Wait? What the hell is going on here? What parents are you meeting? What do you mean? Fuck, Jinx likes me? Are you going to my house to confess to my parents?"
"No, no, actually he wants to see your parents and treat your parents as his parents."
"What are his parents? What are you talking about?"
"I said don't worry, listen to me!"
"I want to finish listening, but why do you stop after one sentence? I'm baffled."
"Okay, okay, it's my fault. I'll explain it to you now. It's like this... So, he just wants to go home with you after class later."
Li Pu finally understood, and thought that Jinx was really going to come out at his house, and his parents would beat him to death.
Originally, the next class was to study the achievements of alien science and technology civilization, but the teacher suddenly fell ill and dismissed Li Pu's class early.
Standing at the door, Jinx looked at Li Pu very excitedly, hooked his shoulders, and said with a smile: "I never knew that Li Pu treats me like a family member, which makes me really honored. So, I decided to Go home with you, meet our father and mother first, and then I will prepare a good gift and send it to the door another day."
What else could Li Pu say?It can only be said that foreigners really don't understand the profoundness of Chinese idioms, let alone what it means to carry words in Chinese words.
When encountering such an upright foreigner, Li Pu had no choice but to take him home. As soon as he entered the door, the door lock was unlocked at the same time, and familiar laughter came from the hall.
He directly pushed open the door, ran in with big strides, saw that it was Bai Siyao, and shouted decisively: "Siyao, why are you here? I miss you so much~"
"Hey, hey, didn't you see our two patients? Anyway, give us condolences!" Lu Yun said speechlessly.
After Li Pu rolled his eyes lightly, he continued to ask: "Siyao, are you here for dinner today? Do you want me to get you your favorite sweet and sour pork ribs?"
"Don't! Siyao, let me tell you, the sweet and sour pork ribs he made are definitely not for human consumption!" Li Qi was as decisive as an alarm bell, and wanted to refuse directly.
"... Li Qi, you may be slandering me because you don't like food. Siyao, wait a minute, it's really delicious."
But Jinx's eyes sparkled, and he asked, "Really? My favorite is sweet and sour pork ribs!"
Everyone except Li Puqi stared at Jinx, and Li's mother was still standing at the door of the kitchen and came out to have a look.
"Who is it? Xiao Pu, don't you want to introduce to my mother?" Mother Li wiped her hands, then put on her apron, and walked towards Jinx, while looking at Li Pu who was stuck to Bai Siyao.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell my mother, this is Jinx, my colleague, and he is here as a guest today. By the way, Jinx, sit whatever you want, you're welcome."
Jinx nodded, but he was faster than Mother Li. He grabbed Mother Li's hand, was very sincere and kind, and said with a smile: "Mother Li, I am very sorry for not being able to bring the gift when we met for the first time, but I plan to When I visit tomorrow, I will formally bring my gift and sincerity, and please forgive me."
Li's mother was taken aback suddenly, but seeing such a handsome guy, who spoke politely and was so well-bred, she smiled decisively and said, "It's okay, it's okay, you don't need to bring any gifts when you come to my house. Alright. Hurry up and let me cook for you."
"Mom, I'm here to help you too. I want to make the most delicious sweet and sour pork ribs for Siyao!" Li Pu happily ran into the kitchen, rolled up his sleeves, and decisively took out the ribs from the refrigerator and started to make sauces .
Li Qi held Bai Siyao's hand, and said very seriously: "Believe me, if there is any food in this world that is more terrifying than □□□, it must be Li Pu's sweet and sour pork ribs! Everything Li Pu cooks is delicious, but The sweet and sour pork ribs are simply the king of dark cuisine, and the taste will definitely make you unforgettable!"
"Li Qi, have you eaten it? It's not that exaggerated, is it?" Lu Yun was dubious. He felt that Li Pu's cooking was as delicious as his mother's.
Li Qi looked at Lu Yun, put his hand on his shoulder, and said sadly: "If you don't believe it, just eat it."
After hearing this, Jinx asked with a puzzled face, "Is it really that unpalatable? Isn't it just pork ribs, isn't it just putting some sugar, soy sauce or something in it, isn't it so exaggerated?"
Li Qi shook his head, sighed and said, "Since you don't believe me, then see the real chapter later."
"By the way, are your injuries better?" Jinx asked politely.
"It's okay, everything is fine. But how do you and Li Pu work as colleagues? Li Pu rarely brings colleagues home." Lu Yun asked curiously.
"Oh, that's right. Because the leaders of the unit felt that our skills were not high enough, they appointed me to participate in the training. It happened that Li Pu was there, so we became classmates, and colleagues will definitely be in the future."
"What do you mean it will definitely be in the future?"
"Because the training center said that anyone who successfully passes the exam after two months and gets the highest score will get a chance to be promoted and adjusted. I decided to apply to Li Pu's Foreign Affairs Office and work with him in the future."
"Oh, so that's the case. No wonder Li Pu always leaves early and returns late recently. It turns out that he went to training. I said how to ask him out before, and he said he didn't have time. Then he didn't call me. It happened that I was working during that time I was busy too, so I forgot to ask. But what is Li Pu going to train? Is it difficult?"
"It's not difficult, I think it's quite easy. I believe that classmate Li is so smart, he will definitely pass."
After Li Qi and Bai Siyao listened, he burst out laughing, and he said: "I think Li Pu's IQ should be difficult to pass, not because I belittled him, but because he has never passed the exam since he was a child. Sixty points, he was admitted to university because the major was too cold that year, and his score was dropped by more than 100, so he reluctantly entered a junior college, and then spent money to buy an undergraduate certificate."
"No way? Student Li usually listens carefully in class? I remember one time when his minister gave a lecture, and Student Li used both hands to support his eyes, which is particularly memorable to me."
Lu Yun couldn't help laughing, looked at Li Qi and said, "Will you bet or not? He's definitely too sleepy!"
"Not only that, but he was still in the state of being afraid of being killed by the minister, so he covered his eyes. Needless to say, everyone won this bet."
After listening to this, Bai Siyao looked at the direction of Li Pu's cooking, and muttered to herself, "My little Pu is getting more and more interesting as he grows up, what should I do in the future? I'm a little worried about him, who will be kidnapped by someone so simple?" gone?"
"Jinx, do you want to play a few games of Doudizhu? Anyway, it will be a long time waiting for dinner, let's play a game to pass the time."
"I don't know how to fight the landlord, but I can play Penguin Glory, do you want to PK a few?"
"Why don't we eat chicken? The three of us go eat chicken together?" Li Qi suddenly shouted.
"I'm coming too, I'm coming too." Bai Siyao raised his hand and shouted.
When Li Pu was cooking the sweet and sour pork ribs, he found that the four of them were already fighting in full swing, and they all shouted: "Hurry up, save me, quickly cover me..."
At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly, Li Pu took off his apron, walked to the door, opened the door and found Zhou Cai standing at his door.
"My parents are looking for you, can you go there for a few minutes, it won't take too long."
Looking at Zhou Cai, he begged in a low voice.
Li Pu thought for a while and nodded, but as soon as he entered the door, he was completely stunned and asked doubtfully, "What's going on with your family?"
Zhou Cai looked around, sighed, and said, "It's raining all night, so I can only say it's unlucky."
At this moment, Li Pu saw four green blue lights emitting from the bottom of the dark stairs, and a low growl almost didn't frighten Li Pu until his legs went limp.
Li Pu stood behind Zhou Cai trembling with fear and fear, he couldn't understand: "What is in front? It feels so murderous!"
"Hey, Li Pu, if I tell you, can you help me keep my mouth shut? I need human help now, and only human can help me." Moreover, Zhou Cai didn't say this because he was a human with the most special physique.
Li Pu was a little uneasy and asked, "How can you help me?"
"I want to break you..."
The author has something to say: Do you think Brother Little Octopus is really going to kill our brother Li Pu?
Deng Xi raised his eyebrows and looked at him displeasedly, "Who are you?"
"Uh... I, I was just passing by..."
"Then you pass by quickly, and I will turn you into a pumpkin CP if you are a second late." Deng Xi looked at him and said very angrily.
Li Pu looked at the intimidated passerby A, who was very confused with big eyes. He glanced at Li Pu, trotted over, and said to Li Pu: "I am optimistic about you!"
Li Pu felt a thunder on the ground in an instant, and was completely stunned. When did he become a pair with Nan Ke!
At this moment, all the teachers and students received the message one after another.
Li Pu also quickly took out his mobile phone to see what the news was. It turned out that the training center will hold a 100-year anniversary celebration on the first day of next month. He hoped that each class would select four groups of performances for the celebration.
"Are you going to perform any show? I can cooperate with you, as long as you bring it up." Deng Xi simply changed the subject, he didn't want to hear any rejection words from Li Pu again.
Li Pu looked at him and said helplessly, "Student Deng Xi, this is the first and last time I'm telling you solemnly, it's because I respect you, so..."
Deng Xi directly covered his ears, turned around and left decisively, leaving Li Pu alone speechless and desperately wanting to beat someone up.
When he returned to the classroom, Nan Ke grabbed him and said anxiously: "It's not good, the big thing is not good!"
"What happened?" Li Pu felt physically and mentally exhausted, why so many bad things happened recently, and none of them was good.
"Jinx said he was going to your house to meet the parents with you?"
"Wait? What the hell is going on here? What parents are you meeting? What do you mean? Fuck, Jinx likes me? Are you going to my house to confess to my parents?"
"No, no, actually he wants to see your parents and treat your parents as his parents."
"What are his parents? What are you talking about?"
"I said don't worry, listen to me!"
"I want to finish listening, but why do you stop after one sentence? I'm baffled."
"Okay, okay, it's my fault. I'll explain it to you now. It's like this... So, he just wants to go home with you after class later."
Li Pu finally understood, and thought that Jinx was really going to come out at his house, and his parents would beat him to death.
Originally, the next class was to study the achievements of alien science and technology civilization, but the teacher suddenly fell ill and dismissed Li Pu's class early.
Standing at the door, Jinx looked at Li Pu very excitedly, hooked his shoulders, and said with a smile: "I never knew that Li Pu treats me like a family member, which makes me really honored. So, I decided to Go home with you, meet our father and mother first, and then I will prepare a good gift and send it to the door another day."
What else could Li Pu say?It can only be said that foreigners really don't understand the profoundness of Chinese idioms, let alone what it means to carry words in Chinese words.
When encountering such an upright foreigner, Li Pu had no choice but to take him home. As soon as he entered the door, the door lock was unlocked at the same time, and familiar laughter came from the hall.
He directly pushed open the door, ran in with big strides, saw that it was Bai Siyao, and shouted decisively: "Siyao, why are you here? I miss you so much~"
"Hey, hey, didn't you see our two patients? Anyway, give us condolences!" Lu Yun said speechlessly.
After Li Pu rolled his eyes lightly, he continued to ask: "Siyao, are you here for dinner today? Do you want me to get you your favorite sweet and sour pork ribs?"
"Don't! Siyao, let me tell you, the sweet and sour pork ribs he made are definitely not for human consumption!" Li Qi was as decisive as an alarm bell, and wanted to refuse directly.
"... Li Qi, you may be slandering me because you don't like food. Siyao, wait a minute, it's really delicious."
But Jinx's eyes sparkled, and he asked, "Really? My favorite is sweet and sour pork ribs!"
Everyone except Li Puqi stared at Jinx, and Li's mother was still standing at the door of the kitchen and came out to have a look.
"Who is it? Xiao Pu, don't you want to introduce to my mother?" Mother Li wiped her hands, then put on her apron, and walked towards Jinx, while looking at Li Pu who was stuck to Bai Siyao.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell my mother, this is Jinx, my colleague, and he is here as a guest today. By the way, Jinx, sit whatever you want, you're welcome."
Jinx nodded, but he was faster than Mother Li. He grabbed Mother Li's hand, was very sincere and kind, and said with a smile: "Mother Li, I am very sorry for not being able to bring the gift when we met for the first time, but I plan to When I visit tomorrow, I will formally bring my gift and sincerity, and please forgive me."
Li's mother was taken aback suddenly, but seeing such a handsome guy, who spoke politely and was so well-bred, she smiled decisively and said, "It's okay, it's okay, you don't need to bring any gifts when you come to my house. Alright. Hurry up and let me cook for you."
"Mom, I'm here to help you too. I want to make the most delicious sweet and sour pork ribs for Siyao!" Li Pu happily ran into the kitchen, rolled up his sleeves, and decisively took out the ribs from the refrigerator and started to make sauces .
Li Qi held Bai Siyao's hand, and said very seriously: "Believe me, if there is any food in this world that is more terrifying than □□□, it must be Li Pu's sweet and sour pork ribs! Everything Li Pu cooks is delicious, but The sweet and sour pork ribs are simply the king of dark cuisine, and the taste will definitely make you unforgettable!"
"Li Qi, have you eaten it? It's not that exaggerated, is it?" Lu Yun was dubious. He felt that Li Pu's cooking was as delicious as his mother's.
Li Qi looked at Lu Yun, put his hand on his shoulder, and said sadly: "If you don't believe it, just eat it."
After hearing this, Jinx asked with a puzzled face, "Is it really that unpalatable? Isn't it just pork ribs, isn't it just putting some sugar, soy sauce or something in it, isn't it so exaggerated?"
Li Qi shook his head, sighed and said, "Since you don't believe me, then see the real chapter later."
"By the way, are your injuries better?" Jinx asked politely.
"It's okay, everything is fine. But how do you and Li Pu work as colleagues? Li Pu rarely brings colleagues home." Lu Yun asked curiously.
"Oh, that's right. Because the leaders of the unit felt that our skills were not high enough, they appointed me to participate in the training. It happened that Li Pu was there, so we became classmates, and colleagues will definitely be in the future."
"What do you mean it will definitely be in the future?"
"Because the training center said that anyone who successfully passes the exam after two months and gets the highest score will get a chance to be promoted and adjusted. I decided to apply to Li Pu's Foreign Affairs Office and work with him in the future."
"Oh, so that's the case. No wonder Li Pu always leaves early and returns late recently. It turns out that he went to training. I said how to ask him out before, and he said he didn't have time. Then he didn't call me. It happened that I was working during that time I was busy too, so I forgot to ask. But what is Li Pu going to train? Is it difficult?"
"It's not difficult, I think it's quite easy. I believe that classmate Li is so smart, he will definitely pass."
After Li Qi and Bai Siyao listened, he burst out laughing, and he said: "I think Li Pu's IQ should be difficult to pass, not because I belittled him, but because he has never passed the exam since he was a child. Sixty points, he was admitted to university because the major was too cold that year, and his score was dropped by more than 100, so he reluctantly entered a junior college, and then spent money to buy an undergraduate certificate."
"No way? Student Li usually listens carefully in class? I remember one time when his minister gave a lecture, and Student Li used both hands to support his eyes, which is particularly memorable to me."
Lu Yun couldn't help laughing, looked at Li Qi and said, "Will you bet or not? He's definitely too sleepy!"
"Not only that, but he was still in the state of being afraid of being killed by the minister, so he covered his eyes. Needless to say, everyone won this bet."
After listening to this, Bai Siyao looked at the direction of Li Pu's cooking, and muttered to herself, "My little Pu is getting more and more interesting as he grows up, what should I do in the future? I'm a little worried about him, who will be kidnapped by someone so simple?" gone?"
"Jinx, do you want to play a few games of Doudizhu? Anyway, it will be a long time waiting for dinner, let's play a game to pass the time."
"I don't know how to fight the landlord, but I can play Penguin Glory, do you want to PK a few?"
"Why don't we eat chicken? The three of us go eat chicken together?" Li Qi suddenly shouted.
"I'm coming too, I'm coming too." Bai Siyao raised his hand and shouted.
When Li Pu was cooking the sweet and sour pork ribs, he found that the four of them were already fighting in full swing, and they all shouted: "Hurry up, save me, quickly cover me..."
At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly, Li Pu took off his apron, walked to the door, opened the door and found Zhou Cai standing at his door.
"My parents are looking for you, can you go there for a few minutes, it won't take too long."
Looking at Zhou Cai, he begged in a low voice.
Li Pu thought for a while and nodded, but as soon as he entered the door, he was completely stunned and asked doubtfully, "What's going on with your family?"
Zhou Cai looked around, sighed, and said, "It's raining all night, so I can only say it's unlucky."
At this moment, Li Pu saw four green blue lights emitting from the bottom of the dark stairs, and a low growl almost didn't frighten Li Pu until his legs went limp.
Li Pu stood behind Zhou Cai trembling with fear and fear, he couldn't understand: "What is in front? It feels so murderous!"
"Hey, Li Pu, if I tell you, can you help me keep my mouth shut? I need human help now, and only human can help me." Moreover, Zhou Cai didn't say this because he was a human with the most special physique.
Li Pu was a little uneasy and asked, "How can you help me?"
"I want to break you..."
The author has something to say: Do you think Brother Little Octopus is really going to kill our brother Li Pu?
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