Alien is my minister

Li Pu, who didn't know that he was about to face a minister's confession, returned to the classroom at this moment, saw Tao Yuan standing at the door of his classroom, saw him coming back, grabbed him, and asked with concern: "Hey, are you okay? I heard you You were taken away by the minister, did he scold you bloody?"

Li Pu shook his head and said, "The minister was angry, but he didn't punish me. He said a few words and then let me leave."

After Tao Yuan listened, she was relieved, but she suddenly asked gossip: "Then what happened to you just now? I only heard from my classmate that a male student in Class [-] named Li Pu confessed, and the words that followed were spread far and wide. It doesn't sound very good, I don't believe it, so I want to hear it from you."

"Well, it's a long story. All in all, it's a misunderstanding. I only like women. As for Cheng Yaojin, who came out halfway, it's an unexplainable misunderstanding. Even I don't understand it. Well, what should Go back to class immediately." Li Puting thanked Tao Yuan for her concern, and when she heard the class bell rang, she decisively reminded her to go back.

"Whether it's a misunderstanding or not, don't worry, I will support you no matter what. Then I'm leaving." Tao Yuan waved his hand and left.

Li Pu turned back to the classroom and saw Nan Ke behind him grabbed his shoulder and said, "How are you? I'm worried about you. After all, it's my fault and I shouldn't encourage you to confess. I heard that you were taken away by the minister." Go lecture, how about it? Are you okay? If you vent your unhappiness to me, it’s my fault anyway. It’s because I shouldn’t be smart that it leads to misunderstandings.”

"Misunderstanding or not has already occurred. Anyway, no one will believe me no matter how I explain it. I just need to know that I am not this kind of person. As for that misunderstanding, just treat it as a wrong passerby." Li Pu just sat down and saw Passerby A has already asked Jinx to give up his seat, and he took the initiative to sit next to Li Pu.

Nan Ke didn't understand, and said, "Class is over, Deng Xi, why are you sitting here?"

Deng Xi looked at Li Pu's paralyzed face, and said, "Anyone can sit in the classroom, isn't it? Besides, I want to get close to the person I like, what's the matter?"

Nan Ke grabbed Li Pu's shoulder and said in a low voice, "Fuck! Assistant Li, this misunderstanding has really gone wrong! What should we do!"

Li Pu was also dumbfounded, Nima, when did his cold physique provoke love so much?How should he deal with it?

The most important point is that Deng Xi is actually a member of his own class, what the hell, wouldn't he have to get along with him day and night every day, Nima, can it be more funny?

Li Pu looked at Deng Xi, and saw that Deng Xi was also looking at him, and sometimes he stretched out his hand to gently smooth Li Pu's hair, and said gently: "Student Li's hair is really soft, I heard that this kind of person is usually very soft. It’s easy to soften your heart, isn’t it?”

"Hehe, is that so?" Li Pu didn't want to talk to him very much, he decided to change seats with Nan Ke, and Nan Ke was very excited at this time.

Moreover, he took the initiative to reach out his hand and said with a smile, "Hello! I'm Nan Ke. I believe it will be very pleasant to be at the same table with you in the future."

Deng Xi directly ignored Nan Ke's hand and conversation, and asked Jinx to change his position without saying a word. Jinx quietly told Nan Ke that the two of them heard the secret.

"I heard that Deng Xi is the son of the richest man in the country, and his mother is a princess of a certain country. Li Pu is attracted by him. I guess their family will definitely not let Li Pu go. I think based on what I have read for so many years I guarantee that Li Pu will be disgusted by his future mother-in-law!"

Pfft, Nan Ke almost didn't laugh, he looked at Jinx as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped person in a mental hospital, and said with special care: "My little Pu is a very simple child, and he will never fall in love with a man !Do you know why?"

Jinx shook his head, looking forward to it.

"Because there are only two kinds of people in Xiaopu's world, one is family members and the other is women. So, would you have an incestuous relationship with a family member you don't know?"

After a while of petrification━━∑(￣□￣*|||━━Jinx suddenly held Nan Ke's hand excitedly, and said excitedly: "What I didn't expect is that classmate Li actually regards me as his family, really What an honor! Since we are family members, I will go back with Li to meet the parents after school."

"Dengden, did I hear you wrong? What are you talking about? Or am I not explaining clearly enough?"

Nan Ke put his right hand on Nan Ke's shoulder, very solemnly, and said: "No, it's very clear. Since classmate Li is so kind to me, I decided to stay in Tianchao and be his brother in the future."

"No, that's not what I want to express. I mean..." Nan Ke wanted to explain something, but looking at Jinx's dazzling eyes, he felt that what he said was useless. Sure enough, white radish and yellow sweet potato Not of the same kind.

Here, Li Pu looked down at the textbook silently, and when he raised his head, he found that Deng Xi's eyes were shining directly on him like a laser wave, which was very dazzling, and he couldn't help turning his body sideways and not looking at him.

At this moment, a familiar man's voice suddenly came from the microphone in the classroom. Li Pu raised his head, almost lost his chair, and said in surprise, "Book... the secretary."

I saw Secretary Li open the textbook very gracefully, and introduced himself with a smile: "Hello, everyone. I am very glad that I will be your alien history teacher for the next two months."

"Warm welcome, teacher, what is your WeChat ID, please add it! Please!" The only class flower and monitor in the class shouted excitedly.

"13878621568, this is my WeChat ID, but it has not been used for a long time, I don't know if it can still be used..." As soon as Secretary Li finished speaking, he saw the whole class lower their heads and collectively take out their mobile phones, swipe to open WeChat to add Secretary Li's WeChat.

However, within a minute, Jinx shouted loudly: "Teacher, I suspect that this WeChat account has been hacked!"

"why?"

"Because all of them are public accounts of gynecological disease experts! Besides, the doctor just asked me if I have cervicitis and infertility? He can cure it immediately!"

"Pfft!" Li Pu couldn't help laughing for the first time, but covered his mouth with all his might, suppressing his joy.

"Teacher, mine is the same! However, my doctor directly asked me if I wanted to have a surrogate child! The point is that he can also tell my fortune by touching the bones, and calculate whether my surrogate child will be a dragon or a phoenix! Teacher, can I black it out?" ?” Josh yelled loudly.

Secretary Li pursed his lips and smiled slightly: "No need, because the WeChat ID I gave you is totally fake. In fact, I don't have a WeChat ID. It's not just me, Duke Albert, and Duke William."

"Okay, that's all the digressions. Today we start the class. First of all, we need to know what is the history of alien research and why we study this course. Does anyone know? You might as well stand up and talk about it." Secretary Li obviously didn't want to give them a chance to ask why the three of them didn't have a WeChat account, so he directly brought the topic to the textbook.

However, no one below was willing to answer. Everyone opened their eyes and looked at me and I looked at you, but no one said anything.

"Okay, since everyone doesn't know, I'll explain it to you..." Secretary Li started his lecture happily, but the students below yawned one after another.

However, in less than a minute, Secretary Li slammed the desk into pieces, and he said with a smile: "There are some points to pay attention to in my class, I forgot to tell you, and please prick up your ears now. Open your eyes and see clearly. First, you can’t whisper or whisper. Second, you can sleep but you can’t let me find out. Third, if someone can’t answer the questions I ask, then your punishment will be severe. Just like this table, it fell apart, of course I may not be so light next time."

In an instant, all the people seemed to have had their blood pumped. They looked at Secretary Li with great excitement. They all picked up their mobile phones and turned on the recording. They all stared at the screen with wide eyes and listened to Secretary Li's lecture without moving.

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Li Pu suddenly felt that Nima was just like a new student.At this moment, an unknown male student stood at the back door of the classroom and shouted, "Which one is Li Pu? Teacher Albert asked him to go to the office."

Li Pu raised his hand and asked doubtfully, "Me, me?"

"You're right that you are Li Pu, and leave as soon as my word reaches you."

"Wait, did the minister say something..."

That man was even faster than Li Pu, running faster than the lightning in the sky, and disappeared from Li Pu's line of sight as if he was hanging.

Li Pu felt that he finally understood the thoughts of Ian's special assistant. When he walked out of the classroom and just went up the stairs, all the students dispersed in unison, pointing and pointing in twos and threes.

Li Pu scratched his face as he walked, thinking to himself: "What's the matter? Why do you look at me so strangely?"

Before Li Pu could react, Xu Duocai suddenly pushed Li Pu to the wall, and said very seriously: "Student Li, I will count on you from now on, I must be with Deng Xi!"

Nani?Is the IQ of the jumper already negative?Or did the mental hospital not register him?Li Pu tried to push Xu Duocai away, but found Xu Duocai shouting loudly: "As long as you are willing to be with Deng Xi, I am willing to give you the world's most limited edition Rolls Royce when you get married, what do you think? And in the future, I will give Lu Lu and I's children to you for adoption!"

"Fuck, do you know what you're talking about?"

"I know! But, I don't care that Lu Lu has someone else in her heart. You don't know that my love for her is like a vast ocean. It's so epic that I can't let go. Classmate Li..."

Li Pu couldn't bear his exaggerated self-impression, so he kicked his brother directly, and then rushed up to the third floor.

After finally stopping, his heart was still beating non-stop. He looked back at the stairs unconsciously and found that Xu Duocai hadn't caught up, so he was relieved.

Then he planned to go to the bathroom, but unexpectedly, when he passed the small meeting room on the third floor, a strange sound caught Li Pu's attention.

He looked over with curiosity, who knows. . . . .

The author has something to say: This chapter is a transitional chapter, and it is a big foreshadowing for our minister's confession~ Can you guess why Li Pu resisted aliens?