Alien is my minister
Chapter 30 The Worst Confession Example
Seeing the handsome principal talking to him suddenly, Li Pu was quite flattered, and quickly asked respectfully, "Hello, Principal William."
After William looked up and down, looked around, looked at Ian and Bernie, and said, "Maybe only his taste is more unique, but I didn't find anything special."
Li Pu, who couldn't understand at all, wanted to ask what he meant, but saw Duke William waved his hand and left.
Bernie saw Duke William leaving, and left after explaining a few words to Ian.
Li Pu really wanted to ask, how much do I really want to be avoided?Also, if I have any questions, please let me know!
After Ian watched them leave, he smiled and said, "Assistant Li, I might need your cooperation for some things later. Your friend encountered an alien accident this time. According to the usual practice, their memory must be erased. So , wait a minute, please cooperate with my work, don't let them know what I'm doing."
"Oh, yes, I see." Li Pu nodded quickly.
Later, when Li Pu brought Ian's special assistant to the ward, Lu Yun shouted excitedly: "My God, I finally met an alien once..."
But Ian knocked on the door, interrupting his excitement, and said: "Everyone, I'm sorry, please look at me, I have very important news to tell everyone."
Li Pu nodded quickly and said, "Listen to me."
Bai Siyao asked: "Who..."
As soon as the voice fell, I suddenly felt a blank in front of my eyes, and then I heard Special Assistant Ian said with a smile: "Dear people on earth, the aliens you met in KTV before were just a cosplay crime, and you The injuries were also caused by the villains, and now the villains have been found out to be local gangsters, because he fell in love with Bai Siyao's beauty, so you clashed, and then the villains' motives for committing crimes were aroused, so I waited for you When you wake up, you can turn on the news and wait for the capital reporters to report the details of the accident and the handling of the bad guys."
After Ian finished speaking, he said to Li Pu: "Alright, their memory has been erased."
Li Pu touched Ian's forehead and asked, "Where's the glasses? Where's the memory eraser stick?"
Ian laughed loudly after hearing this, poked Li Pu's forehead and said happily: "I don't need such complicated tools, but I will tell you how I erased their memories later. Don't worry, I'm not a wizard It will do magic."
Li Pu was a little embarrassed after hearing this, and couldn't help but cursed himself as an idiot, watching too many movies.
Ian raised his hand and looked at his watch, and said, "Assistant Li, it's late now, you should go back and rest quickly. As for the minister, you don't have to be grateful, the minister has already completed the discharge procedures just now."
"So fast? Is the minister all right?"
"The minister is very healthy, I think he should be fine? Well, I have to go back and write a report on alien crimes today, so I won't talk about it, bye."
After Li Pu waved to Ian, Ian got into the taxi and disappeared without a trace.
When he looked back at the three of them, he found that they had already fallen asleep.
Li Pu carried Bai Siyao to the sofa, took off his coat and used it as a quilt for her, and then left the ward in peace.
After paying attention to Nanke and the others, Li Pu found that they had already gone back, thinking that he should go home too.
However, Li Pu never expected that when he got home, he found Zhou Cai standing at the door of his house, and as soon as he saw him, he rushed up to hug him.
"Are you okay? I heard my colleague post on Moments saying that I saw you surrounded by criminal gangs, and I was so worried. Fortunately, you are back safely now, but, are you not injured?"
Li Pu was originally very resistant to contact with aliens, and this time he was attacked by aliens again and almost died. He gently pulled Zhou Cai away, and said awkwardly: "I am very grateful to Mr. Zhou for worrying, but I I'm very tired, can you let me go home and rest first?"
Before Zhou Cai could answer, Li Pu had already passed Zhou Cai and went straight home, and even locked the door behind him twice.
Zhou Cai, who was standing outside the door, looked indifferent, clenched his fists involuntarily, but kept looking at the light on the balcony on the second floor, and couldn't help saying: "Are you just avoiding me like this?"
In the morning, Li Pu yawned and went to school, and he was still in a hazy state. The reason was that the shadow of the alien attack yesterday had greatly stimulated Li Pu, causing Li Pu to have nightmares all night.
Seeing Li Pu's figure that was about to topple, Nan Ke stepped forward decisively and put his arms around Li Pu's shoulder, asking, "What's the matter with you? You look listless?"
"Don't mention it, I have nightmares all night. I have been afraid of killing since I was a child. I always stay away from killing chickens and ducks. And when I see other people bleeding, I will definitely dream that I am bleeding into a river that night. So yesterday I was tortured to pieces by the nightmare, it was so horrible that I couldn’t describe the tragic ending. Therefore, you can see the dark circles under my eyes, which strongly prove what a poor person I am.” After Li Pu finished speaking, he shook his head. He shook his head and said sleepily.
Jinx also came in yawning. Nan Ke was a little puzzled why both of them were yawning. Could it be that Jinx also had a nightmare yesterday, so he turned back and asked Jinx, "What's the matter with you?"
"Oh, don't mention it. After such a strong shock yesterday, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night. I will go, especially when I see the minister taking care of the alien criminals. I just want to sing." Praise, especially when I saw the minister's aura of speaking, I was very moved when I thought about it, so I decided to follow the minister firmly in the future, and I must get an excellent ranking in this exam! Thinking about the future, I will be able to follow the minister. The minister gets along day and night, and I am so excited that I can't sleep."
Nan Ke couldn't help but twitched at the corner of his mouth and said, Nima, I'm also drunk at the two extremes, can I still have a little logic of normal people's thinking?
At this moment, Josi suddenly ran in and shouted: "I'm going, everyone, hurry up to the roof, someone wants to jump off the building to confess!"
Fuck, what kind of idiot can't think about it so much.Li Pu woke up in an instant, resisted turning on the mocking mode, but his body had already betrayed his mind, and followed Nan Ke and his group to the top of the building.
The roof of the school stands on the top of the Langdong Bus Terminal, and more and more people stopped to watch in an instant. The young man standing on the roof held a super large bouquet of roses and hesitated for a long time, finally waiting for someone who wanted to confess When he appeared, he was so frightened that his legs trembled and he stuttered.
And the person who wanted to confess was none other than Li Pu's first love, whom Li Pu had been dreaming of day and night. At this moment, she was indifferent, indifferent, and kept staring at that young man.
"Lu Lu, I... My name is Xu... Xu... Xu... Xu Duocai."
Xu Duocai plucked up the courage to talk to the goddess, but the goddess stayed still and listened to him from the beginning to the end.
When Li Pu arrived, he happened to hear Xu Duocai shouting with the loudest voice: "Lu Lu, I love you, please accept me as a rich third generation! I will have no worries about food and clothing for half my life, as long as you promise me!"
"What if I say I don't agree?"
"Then I'll jump off the building! I use jumping off the building to show my sincerity and sincerity, you have to believe me."
Lu Lu strode up to Xu Duocai, took a bunch of flowers from him and threw them on the ground, then turned around with her hands and said, "You are obedient."
Xu Duocai didn't understand. Before Xu Duocai understood, Lu Lu kicked Xu Duocai to jump off the building.
Then he breathed a sigh of relief and explained: "Don't worry, he has already arranged an ambulance and a protective cover below, and he won't die."
Li Pu couldn't help but whispered to Nan Ke, "I'll go, it's so cool! It's really someone I like."
"Why don't you confess? Look, that idiot's way of confessing by jumping off a building is enough to prove that Lu Lu is not a superficial person, so you must have a chance."
"Why? Do I look tall and noble? Besides, I've only known her for a few days, and I can't even say a few words. If I confess suddenly, will she kick me and jump off the building? If I don't know, I'll go down. There is no ambulance!" Li Pu was baffled and couldn't understand Nan Ke at all.
Nan Ke sighed, pointed at Gene next to him, and asked, "Is he handsome?"
Li Pu nodded, very handsome, especially those beautiful eyes, as deep blue as the sea.
"Very well, then Jinx, is it interesting?" Nan Ke asked again.
"It's more than funny, it's the snake spirit disease in the funny comparison, I laughed to death." Li Pu replied instinctively again.
"Very well, look at them, they want good looks, good IQ, and even the level of speaking is not on the same level as you and me. Do you think you are not confessing at this time, are you still waiting for her to confess to you? ? Do you think you will get the kiss of God?" Nan Ke relentlessly attacked this very realistic society.
Li Pu felt his knee hurt in an instant, yes, he should have the courage to confess, or else his wife would be gone.
"Well, I'm going to confess now!" Li Pu's mind had never been so hot as it was today, and he went straight to Lu Lu in one go, closed his eyes and pulled Lu Lu into his arms, especially the domineering president Fan.
Nan Ke decisively called all the boys in the class to cheer for Li Pu, and even stood beside Li Pu to cheer for Li Pu.
Li Pu imagined the goddess with his eyes closed, his face was blushing, his whole body was trembling, and his mouth was a little awkward to speak, but he took a deep breath, continued to close his eyes tightly, and shouted: "I! Hi! Happy! You! Me! Resistance! You!"
The person who was pulled out was stunned and completely confused. He looked around and saw his friends from his class squeezed in. He grabbed the person standing next to him and asked in confusion, "What, what's going on?"
At this time, someone poked Li Pu in Shen Qin's imagination of confession, Li Pu opened his eyes slightly, but he was frightened and pushed the person away decisively, shouting: "I, I, you, you... "
The man's face was full of displeasure, his face was dark, and he said indifferently: "Do you like me?"
"No, no, I mean her!" Li Pu pointed at Lu Lu, but at this moment Lu Lu happened to go to the bathroom, and when she came back, she saw Li Pu pointing at her.
The author has something to say: Li Pu's confession must be extraordinary. I can only say, classmate Li Pu, you must persevere, the minister is on his way.
After William looked up and down, looked around, looked at Ian and Bernie, and said, "Maybe only his taste is more unique, but I didn't find anything special."
Li Pu, who couldn't understand at all, wanted to ask what he meant, but saw Duke William waved his hand and left.
Bernie saw Duke William leaving, and left after explaining a few words to Ian.
Li Pu really wanted to ask, how much do I really want to be avoided?Also, if I have any questions, please let me know!
After Ian watched them leave, he smiled and said, "Assistant Li, I might need your cooperation for some things later. Your friend encountered an alien accident this time. According to the usual practice, their memory must be erased. So , wait a minute, please cooperate with my work, don't let them know what I'm doing."
"Oh, yes, I see." Li Pu nodded quickly.
Later, when Li Pu brought Ian's special assistant to the ward, Lu Yun shouted excitedly: "My God, I finally met an alien once..."
But Ian knocked on the door, interrupting his excitement, and said: "Everyone, I'm sorry, please look at me, I have very important news to tell everyone."
Li Pu nodded quickly and said, "Listen to me."
Bai Siyao asked: "Who..."
As soon as the voice fell, I suddenly felt a blank in front of my eyes, and then I heard Special Assistant Ian said with a smile: "Dear people on earth, the aliens you met in KTV before were just a cosplay crime, and you The injuries were also caused by the villains, and now the villains have been found out to be local gangsters, because he fell in love with Bai Siyao's beauty, so you clashed, and then the villains' motives for committing crimes were aroused, so I waited for you When you wake up, you can turn on the news and wait for the capital reporters to report the details of the accident and the handling of the bad guys."
After Ian finished speaking, he said to Li Pu: "Alright, their memory has been erased."
Li Pu touched Ian's forehead and asked, "Where's the glasses? Where's the memory eraser stick?"
Ian laughed loudly after hearing this, poked Li Pu's forehead and said happily: "I don't need such complicated tools, but I will tell you how I erased their memories later. Don't worry, I'm not a wizard It will do magic."
Li Pu was a little embarrassed after hearing this, and couldn't help but cursed himself as an idiot, watching too many movies.
Ian raised his hand and looked at his watch, and said, "Assistant Li, it's late now, you should go back and rest quickly. As for the minister, you don't have to be grateful, the minister has already completed the discharge procedures just now."
"So fast? Is the minister all right?"
"The minister is very healthy, I think he should be fine? Well, I have to go back and write a report on alien crimes today, so I won't talk about it, bye."
After Li Pu waved to Ian, Ian got into the taxi and disappeared without a trace.
When he looked back at the three of them, he found that they had already fallen asleep.
Li Pu carried Bai Siyao to the sofa, took off his coat and used it as a quilt for her, and then left the ward in peace.
After paying attention to Nanke and the others, Li Pu found that they had already gone back, thinking that he should go home too.
However, Li Pu never expected that when he got home, he found Zhou Cai standing at the door of his house, and as soon as he saw him, he rushed up to hug him.
"Are you okay? I heard my colleague post on Moments saying that I saw you surrounded by criminal gangs, and I was so worried. Fortunately, you are back safely now, but, are you not injured?"
Li Pu was originally very resistant to contact with aliens, and this time he was attacked by aliens again and almost died. He gently pulled Zhou Cai away, and said awkwardly: "I am very grateful to Mr. Zhou for worrying, but I I'm very tired, can you let me go home and rest first?"
Before Zhou Cai could answer, Li Pu had already passed Zhou Cai and went straight home, and even locked the door behind him twice.
Zhou Cai, who was standing outside the door, looked indifferent, clenched his fists involuntarily, but kept looking at the light on the balcony on the second floor, and couldn't help saying: "Are you just avoiding me like this?"
In the morning, Li Pu yawned and went to school, and he was still in a hazy state. The reason was that the shadow of the alien attack yesterday had greatly stimulated Li Pu, causing Li Pu to have nightmares all night.
Seeing Li Pu's figure that was about to topple, Nan Ke stepped forward decisively and put his arms around Li Pu's shoulder, asking, "What's the matter with you? You look listless?"
"Don't mention it, I have nightmares all night. I have been afraid of killing since I was a child. I always stay away from killing chickens and ducks. And when I see other people bleeding, I will definitely dream that I am bleeding into a river that night. So yesterday I was tortured to pieces by the nightmare, it was so horrible that I couldn’t describe the tragic ending. Therefore, you can see the dark circles under my eyes, which strongly prove what a poor person I am.” After Li Pu finished speaking, he shook his head. He shook his head and said sleepily.
Jinx also came in yawning. Nan Ke was a little puzzled why both of them were yawning. Could it be that Jinx also had a nightmare yesterday, so he turned back and asked Jinx, "What's the matter with you?"
"Oh, don't mention it. After such a strong shock yesterday, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night. I will go, especially when I see the minister taking care of the alien criminals. I just want to sing." Praise, especially when I saw the minister's aura of speaking, I was very moved when I thought about it, so I decided to follow the minister firmly in the future, and I must get an excellent ranking in this exam! Thinking about the future, I will be able to follow the minister. The minister gets along day and night, and I am so excited that I can't sleep."
Nan Ke couldn't help but twitched at the corner of his mouth and said, Nima, I'm also drunk at the two extremes, can I still have a little logic of normal people's thinking?
At this moment, Josi suddenly ran in and shouted: "I'm going, everyone, hurry up to the roof, someone wants to jump off the building to confess!"
Fuck, what kind of idiot can't think about it so much.Li Pu woke up in an instant, resisted turning on the mocking mode, but his body had already betrayed his mind, and followed Nan Ke and his group to the top of the building.
The roof of the school stands on the top of the Langdong Bus Terminal, and more and more people stopped to watch in an instant. The young man standing on the roof held a super large bouquet of roses and hesitated for a long time, finally waiting for someone who wanted to confess When he appeared, he was so frightened that his legs trembled and he stuttered.
And the person who wanted to confess was none other than Li Pu's first love, whom Li Pu had been dreaming of day and night. At this moment, she was indifferent, indifferent, and kept staring at that young man.
"Lu Lu, I... My name is Xu... Xu... Xu... Xu Duocai."
Xu Duocai plucked up the courage to talk to the goddess, but the goddess stayed still and listened to him from the beginning to the end.
When Li Pu arrived, he happened to hear Xu Duocai shouting with the loudest voice: "Lu Lu, I love you, please accept me as a rich third generation! I will have no worries about food and clothing for half my life, as long as you promise me!"
"What if I say I don't agree?"
"Then I'll jump off the building! I use jumping off the building to show my sincerity and sincerity, you have to believe me."
Lu Lu strode up to Xu Duocai, took a bunch of flowers from him and threw them on the ground, then turned around with her hands and said, "You are obedient."
Xu Duocai didn't understand. Before Xu Duocai understood, Lu Lu kicked Xu Duocai to jump off the building.
Then he breathed a sigh of relief and explained: "Don't worry, he has already arranged an ambulance and a protective cover below, and he won't die."
Li Pu couldn't help but whispered to Nan Ke, "I'll go, it's so cool! It's really someone I like."
"Why don't you confess? Look, that idiot's way of confessing by jumping off a building is enough to prove that Lu Lu is not a superficial person, so you must have a chance."
"Why? Do I look tall and noble? Besides, I've only known her for a few days, and I can't even say a few words. If I confess suddenly, will she kick me and jump off the building? If I don't know, I'll go down. There is no ambulance!" Li Pu was baffled and couldn't understand Nan Ke at all.
Nan Ke sighed, pointed at Gene next to him, and asked, "Is he handsome?"
Li Pu nodded, very handsome, especially those beautiful eyes, as deep blue as the sea.
"Very well, then Jinx, is it interesting?" Nan Ke asked again.
"It's more than funny, it's the snake spirit disease in the funny comparison, I laughed to death." Li Pu replied instinctively again.
"Very well, look at them, they want good looks, good IQ, and even the level of speaking is not on the same level as you and me. Do you think you are not confessing at this time, are you still waiting for her to confess to you? ? Do you think you will get the kiss of God?" Nan Ke relentlessly attacked this very realistic society.
Li Pu felt his knee hurt in an instant, yes, he should have the courage to confess, or else his wife would be gone.
"Well, I'm going to confess now!" Li Pu's mind had never been so hot as it was today, and he went straight to Lu Lu in one go, closed his eyes and pulled Lu Lu into his arms, especially the domineering president Fan.
Nan Ke decisively called all the boys in the class to cheer for Li Pu, and even stood beside Li Pu to cheer for Li Pu.
Li Pu imagined the goddess with his eyes closed, his face was blushing, his whole body was trembling, and his mouth was a little awkward to speak, but he took a deep breath, continued to close his eyes tightly, and shouted: "I! Hi! Happy! You! Me! Resistance! You!"
The person who was pulled out was stunned and completely confused. He looked around and saw his friends from his class squeezed in. He grabbed the person standing next to him and asked in confusion, "What, what's going on?"
At this time, someone poked Li Pu in Shen Qin's imagination of confession, Li Pu opened his eyes slightly, but he was frightened and pushed the person away decisively, shouting: "I, I, you, you... "
The man's face was full of displeasure, his face was dark, and he said indifferently: "Do you like me?"
"No, no, I mean her!" Li Pu pointed at Lu Lu, but at this moment Lu Lu happened to go to the bathroom, and when she came back, she saw Li Pu pointing at her.
The author has something to say: Li Pu's confession must be extraordinary. I can only say, classmate Li Pu, you must persevere, the minister is on his way.
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