Alien is my minister

Suddenly, a rush of ringtones interrupted the conversation between the two. After Albert received the call, he left the classroom decisively, and everyone else looked at each other in blank dismay.

After a while, Ian's special assistant came in with a smile, and gave a special explanation to everyone: "Students, since the minister has an urgent meeting to hold, I, as his special assistant, have the first pronunciation class today. Let me teach you. First, let’s start with the twenty vowels.” Ian clicked on the screen on the table and swiped over it. The first vowel floated in the air like an enlarged balloon, and then the speakers in the classroom floated Pronounce it.

Special Assistant Ian is not as gloomy and frightening as the minister. On the contrary, he especially likes the brainwashing MLM method, which instantly makes the whole class enthusiastic about learning the alien language.

Especially the contents of his lectures are lively and interesting, the rare and precious three flowers in the class even whistled happily, making all the male students in the class laugh. Girls can also tease the teacher these days.

Li Pu also learned very interestingly, and started to learn how to speak the first alien language with Special Assistant Ian, but no matter how many times he read it, his pronunciation was not very standard.

Especially when Special Assistant Ian had a sudden whim and clicked on his name to indicate his pronunciation, Li Pu wished he could wear the aunt's special mask, but struggling was useless, and resistance was useless.

Li Pu cleared his throat, and said loudly, very earnestly: "Go away, Niqixi!"

Lah, go eat shit!

In an instant, unprecedented laughter came from the whole classroom, especially Nan Ke, who was sitting next to Li Pu, blushed with laughter. He tugged on Li Pu's sleeve, and whispered: "Next time the pronunciation is not correct, don't say Be so righteous!"

Li Pu, who was unresponsive, didn't understand why everyone was laughing. He was called to sit down by Ian, and then he heard another classmate say "Nissi!"

Only then did Li Pu come to his senses, and immediately lay down on the table with internal injuries. Damn it, what kind of fucking alien language is that!

However, what Li Pu didn't expect was that when he greeted him every morning, his classmates including Nan Ke would greet him, and then Li Pu heard someone asking him every day, you eat shit!today? !

Li Pu felt that he had to pass the alien language test no matter what, and he would never learn this again!

"Okay, students, we must read the language of aliens accurately. The wrong demonstration of this student just now makes us understand that inaccurate pronunciation will cause embarrassment, but if we really communicate with aliens in the future , maybe it will cause unnecessary trouble, if it is serious, it will be life-threatening. So, everyone, don’t laugh, be serious and down-to-earth. Okay, continue to study the next sentence, you too, the person at the first table just now The male classmate laughed so hard that tears fell down, we might as well listen to his pronunciation." Ian decided to avenge Li Pu, but at least the minister found out that he teased his wife, so he might be dismembered tonight. . . .

"Teacher, I still don't know how to fight." The male student thought he was very witty and avoided it, but Ian planned to let him go.

"It's okay, I'll teach you, what's your name?" Ian smiled at the corner of his mouth, especially evil.

"Chuckley, an Australian." The handsome guy didn't know that he had fallen into the trap, so he obediently reported his name.

"Okay, please, Chakri, please read it to me." After Ian finished speaking, he finished the voice of you too, and repeated it three times very quickly.

Chakri thought for a few minutes, but still couldn't catch it, so he whispered: "Nichiraya? Nichaiya? Nichixi?"

He still couldn't get the tone right, so he decisively went all out and shouted loudly: "Nichixi!"

puff! ! !Everyone died laughing again, and even Li Pu couldn't help covering his stomach after listening to it. It turned out that this was the fun of listening to other people's pronunciation.

"Hush everyone, be quiet." Ian asked everyone not to laugh, and added: "Okay, everyone has also seen that every intonation of the alien language will change, and his intonation is more complicated than that. We lowered our voice a little, just like the Chakri just now. It was clearly a greeting, but it turned into a curse in a second. If we want to protect the earth and safeguard peace, everyone should know the importance of accurate and inaccurate pronunciation Yet?"

"Understood, teacher!" Everyone answered in unison.

"Okay, let's continue to study. Since ancient times, food is the most important thing for people. Let's learn some simple conversations today, such as good morning, have you had breakfast? Then what should we say? Please look at the first page of your textbook. Who dares to try it! If the pronunciation is 50.00% accurate, the teacher will treat you to lunch today." Ian threw out the bait and saw many students rushing to raise their hands, including the three rare and precious female students.

Ian randomly pulled out the roster from the podium, and saw that the roster presents the names of each person according to their actions. There is no need for the teacher to face the person and compare the names. He clicked on Mox and said: "Let me listen to you first. Why, read it again after listening to it.”

Mox, who was drawn, was crying, he didn't even raise his hand, why did he call him.There is no way, he was called by name, so he had to bite the bullet and listen carefully to the voice:

a: good morning! ko mill mazzi

b: you too!Nichraya

a: Have you had breakfast? ko rolling stock pull?

B: I ate it! ko what

After listening to it, he couldn't catch the tone of voice at all, closed his eyes, he would lose face anyway, die early and be reborn sooner, so he shouted in a particularly loud voice: "You're talking shit, Nichi, you're talking shit, Kossi?"

After listening to the whole class, everyone was out of breath from laughing, even Ian couldn't help it, his face burst open, and Li Pu laughed so hard that he almost died, tears seeping down.

Nan Ke lay on Li Pu's body, laughing so hard that he didn't know how to speak. He lamented that there was only one thought in his mind, the language of aliens, what the hell are you a little goblin.

When Mox saw everyone laughing so happily, he also laughed silly, scratched his hair and sat down directly. Anyway, Bo Jun smiled, and everyone wanted to have fun.

However, when Ian wanted to express something, the bell in class passed away quickly in the pleasant time, so he had no choice but to regret: "Although Mox's pronunciation was wrong by 50.00%, congratulations, you successfully dated me After school at eleven o'clock, I will wait for you in the lobby of the hotel."

"Teacher, what about us? Can you listen to me?" A female classmate teased happily.

"Of course, everyone can come today, so I'll see you at noon. Goodbye, students!" Ian finished, grabbed the textbooks and left.

"Special Assistant Ian, goodbye!" All the students sent off together, so the favorability value of Special Assistant Ian received unprecedented praise for the first time.

In such a moment, Li Pu felt as if he had returned to the age of children reading books, and he began to miss the beauty of the past in an instant.

However, he ate breakfast and drank too much water in the morning, so he didn't have time to miss the past. He planned to go to the toilet to miss the past, but just after he went out, he saw the girl who made his heart flutter, the beautiful girl in the fifth class next door.

Somewhat at a loss, following behind her was filled with Charlotte's troubles for a moment, should he muster up the courage to pursue her?

After Li Pu went to the bathroom, he stood in the hallway chatting with Nan Ke. Li Pu quietly told Nan Ke, "Nan Ke, I found that I like the girl next door a little bit. She looks a lot like the girl of my dreams."

"Goddess level or beauty level? Don't put too much hope in the former, look at the situation in our class, you are in the rhythm of being killed in seconds, and you can muster up the courage to try the latter, buddy, I will support you." Nan Ke It was so concise and clear that Li Pu deeply realized his situation, and he saw blood for a while. There are too many handsome guys in his class.

Li Pu couldn't help but let him think about it sadly, and saw the girl who was so excited passing by him again, and then whispered to Nan Ke: "It's the girl who moved the chrysanthemum."

Nan Ke followed Li Pu's guidance and looked over. Not bad, very handsome, not at the level of a goddess, but also a high-class figure among beauties. He looked at Li Pu, shook his head, and said, "Assistant Li, although the revolution has not yet succeeded , I think you have already fallen. However, I still think that if you try it boldly, maybe you will get a windfall."

After Li Pu heard the sad argument that the beginning has already ended, he suddenly felt that he should not confess, but the handsome Jinxter behind him suddenly appeared behind him, and he understood seriously: "Student Li, I think Nan The idea of ​​the classmate is wrong. No matter when, we need to try to pursue our girl, even if she regrets rejecting me, but I don’t regret that I wasted my youth, if you don’t even have this courage, then how can you Have the courage to protect her happiness for the rest of her life?"

After listening to Li Pu, he immediately felt that Jinx's realm was high. Although he still didn't have the courage to confess, he could consider giving it a try.

When the class bell rang, Li Pu and the others returned to their seats, especially Li Pu, who just sat down and stared in surprise.

His next-door neighbor, the little octopus alien, is actually his teacher?What rhythm?Is there only one universal teacher of psychology?

"Hello everyone, I am Zhou Cai, a teacher who teaches alien psychology and medical skills. Everyone thinks that psychology in ordinary life is already very mysterious. What about the psychology of aliens? Will it be more mysterious than human beings?" Mysterious? Then let us start to understand psychology with these questions today." Zhou Cai stood in the middle of the podium, separated his hands and then clasped them tightly, leaning on the podium in a natural way, even putting aside the textbooks.

He clicked on the podium, and a very short video appeared on the podium immediately, just like the current Meitu Miaopai, less than 5 minutes, the content of the video is roughly as follows:

a Alien: Wife, I am going on a business trip to Earth.

b Alien: How to get to the earth in a good way, do you have a mistress outside, bastard, tell me honestly if you have a mistress.

a Alien: No, I need to travel for two months because of work.

b Alien: Two months on a business trip, I don't believe it!I usually consult with your colleagues about your business trips.

a Alien: what?You actually dared to find my male colleague as a mistress behind my back, how could you cheat on me.

b Alien: What nonsense are you talking about? You are looking for a lover outside with a guilty conscience. Let me tell you, it is not so easy for you to go on a business trip!Believe it or not, I will call and complain to your leader.

a Alien: Do you dare to complain to my leader?are you crazy!Oh, so it doesn't count that you hooked up with my male colleague, you even slept with my boss, how can you be so shameless!

bAlien: That's unreasonable, you are so bloody, so you are the one who wants to divorce me, so you can find a mistress. Let me tell you, there is no way!If you dare to go out, my mother will lead a group of troops to completely wipe out the earth. Will you still go on a business trip to the earth?

a Alien: How dare you!Of course, you dare, I dare not be a wife. . . . .

At the end of the video, the students laughed so hard that their stomachs ached. Li Pu felt that even aliens could have problems these days. It seems that fear of guilt is really a world-class psychological problem.

After Zhou Cai clicked to close, he asked with a smile: "Students, don't laugh after reading it. Everyone should use their brains to think about why a simple business trip almost caused Star Wars. What is the reason? Which classmate can Answer, teacher, please have lunch at noon."

Li Pu couldn't help being depressed, why did Brother Little Octopus keep looking at him and smiling at him.I don't know if the phrase please eat is his illusion, and I can't help but want to look directly at him.

However, like his sixth sense, Zhou Cai was as accurate as he said: "Then, please answer Li, the student in the farthest corner?"

Damn, maybe the little octopus wants to eat him?Do you have any grudge against him?

The author has something to say: Minister, it is not easy for you, a love rival has appeared. . . .