Alien is my minister

Assistant Tao suddenly said that he had a stomachache and left Assistant Li to go to the bathroom, while Li Pu stood alone at the entrance of the training center, looking around.

At this time, the place where Li Pu was going to attend classes was located in the underground hotel of Guangx shopping mall near Langdong Bus Station in the capital. It was called the Capital Special Affairs Training Center.

It also means that Li Pu's future classmates will come from friends from all over the country and even from all corners of the world, so many people are eager to rely on their connections to go through the back door and squeeze into this training class no matter what.

Studying here not only means that you will have a strong network and background in the future, but also one of the best shortcuts to official success, and it is also the only experimental base to witness future technological experiments.

After all, the superiors have clearly stipulated that no matter whether they are aliens or not, people living on the earth are not allowed to use science and technology beyond this era, especially the technology brought by aliens, because history absolutely does not allow anyone to change it!

Li Pu didn't know how important and well-known this training class was. He only knew that he was very, very reluctant to attend the class at the moment, especially after returning home and carefully reading it for 5 minutes. up!

Because, who can tell him what the symbol of Mars, which is worse than tadpole text, means?Can write some understandable days!Korean language?If aliens can't speak Mandarin when they come to Earth, why would they come to Earth? ! !

But within a few minutes, he still picked up the book and patted it, because he actually understood the description on the first page, and he couldn't help but be filled with guilt.

Dear students:

First of all, congratulations on successfully entering the training class, but unfortunately I have to tell you that if you fail to pass the eight subjects within the next two months, you will face great punishment in the future, and you will be responsible for the consequences. !Since we are very considerate of the IQ and physical strength of the students, we only need to pass 60 points for each subject.I also ask the students to work hard and pass the exam.

Capital Special Training Center Office

Damn it, you can still study at your own risk, it's unprecedented!Li Pu really wanted to talk to the minister at this time, please let me go!I guarantee that I will avoid you far away in the future, and I only hope that he will not be allowed to participate in training in the future!

Li Pu stood in a daze for a while with a mournful face, and then saw Assistant Tao Yuan and Assistant Nan Ke walking over after using the toilet.

Especially Tao Yuan looked at Li Pu and cried, "Assistant Li, do you feel hopeless and pessimistic?"

Li Pu understood in an instant, with a tacit understanding, and sighed in grief: "Yes, too much, I just want to shit!"

"No, I just want to find a place to be quiet. Damn it, the British history has already made my kidneys weak and my brain weak, and now I need to add alien language. Does this mean that I need to take a few more Liuwei Dihuang Wan every day? , and then sang, medicine, medicine, cut a brain!" After Tao Yuan finished speaking, he felt that he was already nervous and didn't want to complain.

Li Pu burst into tears in an instant, a fellow!Excited, he grasped Tao Yuan's hand and sighed, "Why are we all taken by the leader?!"

Nan Ke stood aside and watched these two people hugging each other and crying, thinking about shit, you two idiots, how many people wish to have a chance to come, but one or two of you would rather die, think about me, and finally , he coughed, interrupted their tragic performance, and said, "I said, don't act as if you are about to go to the execution ground. In fact, these courses are not bad. I also heard that the former students said that it is not too difficult to learn."

Li Pu and Tao Yuan suddenly thought of a word, and said in unison: "Of course it's not difficult to learn to be a master!"

Nan Ke was speechless for a moment. Although he went back and read the tutorials, it was beyond his imagination, but as long as he thinks he can get out of the sea of ​​suffering, he has to learn no matter how difficult it is.

The most important thing is that you can raise your salary!Nan Ke's head is full of money, as if he has already been promoted and made a fortune at this moment!

At this time, the training center suddenly heard that super loud cheers and whistles caught the attention of the three of them, and then saw people coming out of the training center one after another, in twos and threes, chirping, one or two were very excited.

Nan Ke, Li Pu, and Tao Yuan glanced at each other, followed up the training center decisively, and saw that the first floor of the training center was a super spacious exhibition hall, and on the left hand side of the exhibition hall was a sofa, and opposite the sofa was a super huge Screen.

I saw an important announcement on the screen: Since the number of trainees for this training has exceeded the official estimate, the class time will be postponed for six hours, and it will not start until [-]:[-] p.m., so that the training center can arrange classrooms and arrange trainees to be divided into classes.The class list will be announced later, please inform each other if you follow the information.

After Nan Ke finished reading, he said to Li Pu, "It will take another six hours. How about we go to the nearby Zhongshan Street to find delicious food?"

"Okay! I've never been to Zhongshan Street before, I'm from Shanghai!" Tao Yuan raised his hand and cheered.

"Shanghai people? Are you stupid?" Li Pu blurted out instinctively, completely unaware of the ambiguity of this sentence.

"You're stupid! Stupid, Nong means thank you, is Shanghe from the Nong family asking you if you're from Shanghai? Tao Yuan was speechless for a moment. Why did Assistant Li turn the Wu dialect into a derogatory term when it's so nice? No, she has to teach Assistant Li to learn Shanghai dialect in the future.

Embarrassed, Li Pu said, "I'm sorry, I can say something, so I'm just asking. Because we speak Cantonese here, so I'm not sure about the Wu dialect accent."

"It's okay! Let's go, I can't wait." Tao Yuan didn't take it to heart, anyway, she is not obsessive-compulsive about the pronunciation of Wu dialect, and insists on others speaking as standard as her.

"Can you take me with you?" Ian walked down from the second floor of the training class center at this moment, and when he heard that they were about to leave, he quickly interrupted.

"Let's go to Zhongshan Street to eat delicious food, Special Assistant Ian, are you going?" Nan Ke greeted warmly, anyway, he had a good impression of Special Assistant Ian.

"Go, when it comes to eating food, Minister and I are both good food lovers, right, Minister?" After Ian finished speaking, Minister Albert walked slowly from behind Ian's special assistant to Li Pu and the others. In front of him, he smiled slightly.

Li Pu felt that his stomach hurt a little, bastard, can you stop calling the minister every time you eat!Now every night as long as he thinks of the minister, Li Pu feels that the eighteenth floor of hell is nothing more than mediocre.

Tao Yuan pulled Nan Ke slightly, and whispered: "The minister is going too, do you have enough wallet?"

Nan Ke burst into tears in an instant. He knew that he would not invite Ian's special assistant. Who in the Foreign Affairs Office didn't know that Duke Albert had the strongest sense of cleanliness in the whole government, none of them! ! !Inviting him to dinner is better than going home and buying a bowl of snail noodles! ! !

"It's rare to have a chance to have dinner with everyone tonight. I'll treat you to dinner. By the way, I will welcome two new colleagues to our Foreign Affairs Office celebration. What do you think? The location is up to you." Albert resolutely consciously forgot about the embarrassing thing just now, It was rare to show a smile, especially gentle, but he only looked at Li Pu and smiled. . . .

At this time, the new Secretary Li also happened to come down, heard Albert's conversation, and said with a smile: "Of course that's great! I'll join too, but, His Highness Albert doesn't know if he can tolerate some new environments? You know It’s a virtue to be clean, but it’s not good to go too far.” The implication was to ridicule Albert’s cleanliness so much that it would spoil the fun and make everyone unhappy.

How could Albert not understand what he meant? He thought about it for a while, and said with a smile: "Of course, anything excessive is not good. I wonder if His Royal Highness the Duke of Lyot will be flattered by his condescension?" The implication is that you are not much better Go, if you have the ability, go to the roadside stall together!

Hearing their quiet and uncompromising rhetoric, Li Pu moved silently and stood behind Nan Ke, complaining: "The flames of war have already been burned on us before we go. If we eat together again, will we be burnt beyond recognition?"

Nan Ke responded in a low voice, sadly saying: "I think so too."

But just after they finished speaking, the eyes of the two of them lit up, and they quickly pushed Ian to the front of Liyote and Albert, and they looked at Ian's assistant in unison.

Ian bit the bullet and asked, "Shall we start now?"

When it was time to go out, Nan Ke, Li Pu, and Tao Yuan naturally chose the bus. Albert sneered and said, "Secretary Li, do you want to experience the people's feelings?"

Duke Liyotte smiled slightly, walked up decisively, and said: "I have always cared about the people, just being a bus."

It's just that the two dukes didn't know that the bus near Langdong Station was stuffed into dogs. Coupled with their outstanding looks, the two were groped for a distance by bus idiots | Han idiots | women in turn. After getting off the bus, the two of them stared at the bus together, thinking that they would never ride again! ! !Bastard, if you touch it again, your innocence will be gone! !

Especially the Duke of Liyot, who was almost touched up and down, stared desperately with his eyes, and found that even if he was afraid of death, he was desperate to make Liyot die, so he decided to approach Tao Yuan silently Seeking comfort, Tao Yuan silently approached Li Pu, Li Pu silently approached Nan Ke, Nan Ke silently approached Special Assistant Ian, and Special Assistant Ian silently distanced himself from Albert.

Especially Li Pu, who deeply felt the world of looking at faces. When Lyot, Albert, and Ian stood at the entrance of Zhongshan Street, all the girls seemed to have been beaten Similarly, it was a cheering and blowing kiss to the three of them, which made him deeply understand what it means to be good-looking and worthy of youth.

Fortunately, the smell of delicious food on Zhongshan Street attracted his attention. As a local product in Nanning, he took the lead to take them to a restaurant he often goes to, called Zuifenglou.

Because he knew that Albert's cleanliness was serious, he didn't dare to take him down to eat at the roadside stalls, so he had to go to a restaurant that looked a little taller, of course, to compare with the nearby roadside stalls.

The boss had a little friendship with Li Pu, so he quickly booked a room for them and took them into the room himself.

When they entered the wing room, Albert and Lyot breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. They glanced at each other with a tacit understanding, and then turned their heads to the others.

However, the others didn't pay much attention to the two dukes, but sat together and studied the recipes secretly, in fact, they were complaining, especially Li Pu, who said: "Assistant Ian, hurry up and ask them what they want to eat? "

"Assistant Li, you can ask. You are more familiar with me. I'm not picky about food." After Ian finished speaking, he quickly put the menu on Li Pu's table.

Li Pu was about to ask Nan Ke Tao Yuan for help, only to see one or two of them taking out their mobile phones to send messages at the same time.

As a last resort, Li Pu bit the bullet and asked Albert and the others: "Minister, secretary, what do you like to eat?"

"Assistant Li comes here more often, so you should recommend me. I can do anything, and I'm not picky." Albert spoke softly when facing Li Pu, which made Secretary Li next door feel uncomfortable.

He raised his head and asked Tao Yuan, "Assistant Tao, can you eat spicy food? If you can't, tell Assistant Li."

"What do you mean you can't eat spicy food? Tell Assistant Li about it. I don't think you should be too pretentious. You have to follow the Romans, don't you? Secretary Li?" Albert was slightly dissatisfied. How can a man who is his wife allow others to bully her?

"Of course, Minister Albert is right. You have to do as the Romans do, but you can't force others to do what you want, right? Besides, radishes and vegetables have their own choices. You can't eat dog meat according to the bull's head, can you?" Liyot thinks this is nothing It's a big deal, to be considerate of my daughter-in-law, what is the other party yelling about!Do you love your wife?

Tao Yuan didn't dare to speak at all, and could only look at Li Pu and shook his head, expressing that she didn't eat spicy food, and she really didn't want to be shot. . . .

Li Pu saw that the two were not to be outdone, you stared at me, and I stared at you to death, so he ordered a few random dishes, all of which were not spicy!Finding an excuse to slip out by himself, he decided to stay any longer, and he might get shot.

When passing the toilet, he passed the back door of the kitchen, and stopped unexpectedly to see two strange-looking aliens standing in front of a water basin with a pile of shrimps, one of them squatted halfway above the water basin, and the other stood in an opening and said: "Hurry up! Why are these mantis shrimp so big without nutrition?"

Li Pu stopped abruptly and turned around decisively.

He ran back to the guest room in a hurry, and his nerves were going crazy along the way. He wanted to go back and see if he had ordered mantis shrimp! ! !

Nima, why did you run into that guy again?

The author has something to say: Every time I write about their meals, I am always very happy. Last time Assistant Tao ordered, this time Assistant Li ordered. It always makes me feel very happy. In fact, I am a real mother of. . .Really, you guys trust me.