Alien is my minister

Li Pu took out his phone and looked at the number he had never seen before, and the number was harassed by 360 notes, so he decisively pressed it.

But before he took two steps, he remembered the phone again, and Li Pu took out his phone to check again, and found that it was still the same phone number.

Li Pu held the box with great effort, put the phone to his ear, and asked, "Hi, hello, who is it?"

It was Liang Mushan who was standing next to her, seeing that Li Pu was struggling, she walked over decisively and said, "Let me help you, you listen to the phone."

"Oh, thank you." Li Pu was finally able to take the time to pick up his phone, so he focused on answering.

——Assistant Li, are you busy now?excuse me.

—Ministry, Minister?

--Um.

——Minister, what can I do for you?

Before Albert could speak, Lu Yun walked up to him at some point, and deliberately said, "Honey, I'm so hungry~ hurry up~"

Li Pu turned his head, his sharp eyes wished he could shoot countless sharp swords to kill Lu Yun, because his voice had already overwhelmed Albert's.

When Li Pu asked again, Albert had already hung up the phone, and Li Pu immediately roared: "Lu Yun, you bastard, I will break up with you today!"

Lu Yun was completely confused by Monk Zhang Er. He just wanted to vent his anger on Li Pu. He thought that the person on the phone was the woman who dumped Li Pu. How did he know that Li Pu was so angry suddenly? Could it be that the woman who dumped Li Pu was someone else? one?Got it wrong? !

Seeing that Li Pu really dropped his things and walked out, Lu Yun realized that Li Pu really lost his temper, so he resolutely chased after him.

"Hey, Li Pu, what's the matter? Did something happen? What did I do wrong?" Lu Yun felt sorry for the first time, well, he would never admit that he made a mistake.

Li Pu glanced at him resentfully, and didn't say anything at all, his eyes suddenly turned red, he turned his head away not to let Lu Yun see, and said awkwardly: "Get out! I'm going home now!"

Lu Yun trotted ahead, stopped Li Pu, and looked at Li Pu carefully. He wanted to say something, but for the first time he noticed that Li Pu's eyes were red, and he said anxiously: "Hey, I didn't mean it just now, I thought it was The woman who dumped you was just trying to vent your anger on you. What I didn't expect was that I caused you trouble with my brain, and I'm sorry. "

"I'm sorry, if it's useful, why do you need the police! All in all, I'm annoyed at seeing you today, so get out of the way!" Li Pu was burning with anger at the moment, and he didn't want to pay any attention to Lu Yun.

Lu Yun scratched his hair, feeling so depressed that he felt aggrieved, "It's hard for us to have a meal together. If you leave like this, what will others say about me? Li Pu, don't be angry, okay? It's a big deal, brother tonight I'll take you to karaoke, you can vent to your heart's content! But by the way, who made that phone call just now?"

"I am in charge of the Lord Duke Albert. It must be something important to call me. It doesn't matter if you say that on purpose to cause people to misunderstand. The problem is now delaying my future. Do you know that yesterday I Minister, he... Anyway, the minister's impression of me has fallen to the bottom, and finally the minister is willing to call, but everything is wrong. If I am fired tomorrow, Lu Yun, I will never end with you!" Li Puyue He became more and more angry, and finally left angrily.

Lu Yun felt that he was stupid for the first time, why would he suddenly get nervous and do bad things with good intentions.

After watching Li Pu leave, Lu Yun was in a very bad mood, and he didn't have a long meeting with them, so he left too.

However, at night, Lu Yun still came to Li Pu's house with a gift, and seeing Li Pu's expression of unwillingness to accept it, he said in a low voice for the first time: "Hey, little friend, don't be angry, I didn't mean it either. You also know that when you are doing important things, I will never do you a disservice, in the past 20 years, you know me best, don't you?"

Although Li Pu was angry, he knew the real reason. Lu Yun was just a fuse, a punching bag, but occasionally the whole guy was in an extremely happy mood. Of course, Li Pu would never tell him.

"Looking at your sincere apology, brother, I will forgive you. But, let's not make an example!" Li Pu took his gift and knew what was in it—his favorite cola chicken wings, the capital The craftsmanship of five-star super chef Qin Weiliang.

After Lu Yun saw that he was not angry, he sneered and said, "If you don't tell your brother what happened yesterday, then he will pursue it with you and make you unbearable. Because, I think Today I am very wronged..."

Li Pu was choked immediately. He had forgotten how many times Lu Yun's IQ was higher than his. After all, how could he be so stupid to be a national senior aerospace technology engineer? !

Lu Yun patted his back gently, poked his forehead, and said: "Be honest, otherwise if I learn the truth from others, hehe, you just wait for me to torture you to death!"

Li Pu looked at Lu Yun and knew that the guy didn't smile when he was talking seriously, so he thought he was unlucky and told Lu Yun everything that happened yesterday, and Lu Yun hugged his pillow and howled and laughed , Nimei, I really made a good brother!

"Fuck! I'm so depressed that I'm dead, you're laughing! Can you stop putting a handful of salt in my wound?" Li Pu punched him lightly on the back and said angrily.

Lu Yun looked at Li Pu with kindness and sympathy and said, "Li Pu, Li Pu, do you think you have done any particularly sensational and great things in your life? No! But, you not only did it yesterday! Courage is commendable! My friend, I was stunned... Puff hahaha..."

Li Pu was so angry that he directly stuffed the chicken legs he had eaten into Lu Yun, wiped his oily hands on Lu Yun's suit, and said angrily, "Lu Yun, are you here to help me or to laugh at me?"

"Of course it's for your help. If you don't help me, you have a worrying IQ. How can I rely on you to protect me in the future!" Lu Yun laughed until his stomach hurts and tears flowed. Pu is together because Li Pu has always been able to do all kinds of incredible and interesting things since he was a child. Every time he is with him, he feels very relaxed, so he especially likes this brother Li Pu, so brothers have Difficult, how could he not bother? !

"Then don't laugh~ I'm so ashamed now that I dare not go out tomorrow, tell me, what should I do on Monday?" Li Pu was particularly troubled, because Lu Yun's reaction had confirmed his fear, He couldn't bear other people's ridicule, wouldn't the minister feel even more uncomfortable. . . .

Damn, is he a pig?Why did he subconsciously pull the minister as a backstop that day?And the minister is so calm, does it mean that life will be worse than death in the future?

Li Pu only thought of the time when he had dinner with the minister, and he couldn't help shivering all over his body. It's over, it's over, he feels that the minister will definitely not let him go.

Seeing Li Pu's worried and sad expression, Lu Yun didn't let it go, restrained his smile, and said solemnly: "I really think that your minister didn't get angry and scold you that day. It can show that the minister is a person with a good manners and a sense of humor." A well-respected person, after all, a person without grace, whether it is a man or a woman, will tear you apart on the spot, regardless of who you are. Second, it can show that your minister cares about you, which proves that he should not be a small belly, after all, he is just here New unit, if it is known that he cares about a new employee because of this incident, how can he convince the public with virtue and manage the entire foreign affairs office? Not only can you rest assured, but also, you only need to give your minister a Under the steps, I believe that not only will he not punish you, but he will also praise you. Why? Because you have a good attitude of admitting your mistakes! The point is that you have to choose a gift to please your minister. This gift should not be too expensive, otherwise there will be Suspected of accepting bribes, but it should not be too light, otherwise it will be self-defeating."

After Li Pu listened to it, it seemed that the whole sun was shining brightly for a moment. Excited, he grabbed Lu Yun's hand and exclaimed: "Lu Yun, the general manager of your company is really not for nothing! The senior engineer is really good!" It's worthy of the name!"

"Of course, you don't look at my IQ. It's not as good as Edison's. After all, I'm the best among all living beings! Right!" After listening to Lu Yun, he was very proud of himself.

"That's right! That's right, what gift do you think I should choose?" Li Pu continued to ask.

Lu Yun smiled mysteriously, waved to Li Pu, and motioned for his ear to come closer.

The next day, Li Pu was full of energy and went to work with the gift, and then put the gift in his drawer.

Seeing Li Pu's particularly sunny appearance, Ian couldn't help but burst out laughing when he recalled what happened the day before yesterday.

Li Pu's face was covered with black lines O__O|||, please don't laugh, please?Do you really need a vest to go out these days? ! !

Ian covered his smile, restrained himself, and then told Li Pu: "I'm going to go to a meeting on behalf of the minister. When I have something to ask the minister to stamp or bring over the documents, you can take them all for me first. Come back to review, oh, if you receive a call from the minister, please record something important and record it in the record, in case I am too busy to neglect it sometimes."

"Okay, Special Assistant Ian, I remember everything. But, how long will it take for you to have the meeting?" Li Pu was very serious. After all, this is work. The information desk is much better, no need to see aliens every day.

Ian took the documents and looked at the contents of the meeting. He was not sure: "It should be a long time, and the meeting will not end if there are no more than 2 hours. If there are urgent documents, you can directly bring them to the secretary or Vice Minister Zhou for delivery." They signed it on their behalf, and at the same time informed the minister, understand?!"

"Understood. I remember it!" Li Pu nodded, and after watching Ian go out, he began to send and receive documents for Ian, organize the documents, and then register by category.

But after a while, I saw Ian pushing the door and coming in, saying: "I forgot to tell you one thing, remember that if you receive a call from the minister, you must do what I say?!"

Li Pu nodded stiffly, can you focus on the front?

It's a pity that before Li Pu could react, Ian couldn't help but burst out laughing and left.

Li Pu immediately wanted to throw all the documents on the ground, damn it!Lao Tzu is really stupid, how will he go out after this? !

Li Pu, whose mood changed from sunny to rainy in an instant, sneaked to the bathroom after tidying up. All the people along the way looked sideways at him and whispered to him, which made Li Pu receive the attention of thousands of people for the first time.

He really wanted to ask what happened?After entering the toilet, Nan Ke in the office next door burst out laughing when he saw Li Pu, came to his side resolutely, and said with emotion: "I said Assistant Li, you are so brave and courageous. Pulling the minister's back and ruining the minister's innocence, you don't know how angry those nympho women in the unit are at you now."

"Why are you angry? What did I do? Damn it, could it be..." Li Pu didn't understand at first, but suddenly realized it.

Nan Ke made a slightly sympathetic expression, and said: "That's it, you haven't read the famous quotes of Oppa fans - you don't know how handsome our Oppa is, how hard we work, we are all so distressed, we can't bear his suffering A little injury. How can you hurt our Oppa?"

Nan Ke paused, cleared his throat, and continued: "The most important thing is that you are completely popular in the Foreign Affairs Office, and your name, Li Pu, is even more well-known in the list of anecdotes of senior leaders of the Foreign Affairs Office. Off-holiday interview."

After listening to Li Pu, he knelt down angrily and almost burst into tears. Damn, who can give him a time travel machine, woo woo, what a shame, I really want to go back to the past and erase everything!

Nan Ke patted Li Pu's shoulder sympathetically, and said with emotion: "Assistant Li, in just a few days, you have made me look at you with admiration. Think about it, you are the first assistant directly appointed by the minister to the Special Foreign Affairs Office. The first assistant who asked the minister to help you resolve alien disputes, and the first assistant who dared to ask the minister to treat you to dinner, and most importantly, you should also be the first in history who dared to let the minister act as a pawn and kiss the minister People, tsk tsk, to tell you the truth, Assistant Li, I really like you very much, since you came, I found that the work of the Foreign Affairs Office has become very interesting and exciting."

Li Pu stood up, silently ignoring Nan Ke's sincere words, he decided to keep his ears to the outside world and concentrate on his work, because now he has no face to face others!

Moreover, the minister or something, when will you come back from a business trip?Li Pu lay on the table, thinking wildly, wondering if the minister would really forgive him when he saw his gift when he came back?

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Minister: Bernie, I'm a little angry, can I hit you?

Bernie: . . . . .Why?

Minister: Because my wife actually has a woman and a man!

Bernie: . . . . .Charm is great, men and women take it all

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