Alien is my minister
Chapter 13 Alien Language Tutorial
Chen Liang looked at Li Pu in surprise, and said, "Assistant Li is really promoted like a rocket, and he was promoted so fast. It's a pity that I'm not a regular worker, otherwise I hope you will take care of me."
Li Pu scratched his head, completely stupefied, what was wrong with the transfer, and transferred to the minister's office as an assistant, it would be the rhythm of something big!
As long as he thinks of the minister's face, Li Pu feels that he must have done heinous things in his previous life, so that he will fall into the minister's hands in this life!He decided to worship gods and pray to Buddha no matter what this Sunday, and hurry up to pray for bad luck!
Wang Ming didn't say anything, but his eyes dimmed slightly, and then he said with a smile: "Congratulations, congratulations, Assistant Li, if you continue to improve, I hope you can take care of me."
Li Pu smiled, no one knew the pain in his heart.
When the off-duty bell rang, Li Pu walked out of the government affairs center sullenly, wanting to find someone to complain about.
I saw a girl sneaking around in the carport, with a panicked expression, as if she was frightened by something.
Seeing her hiding in front of his little eDonkey, Li Pu couldn't help asking: "Hello there!"
Suddenly, a scream pierced the sky, ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The decisiveness frightened Li Pu, and the two of them attracted the attention of countless passers-by in a short while.
Finally, Li Pu shouted in embarrassment: "Hey, hello, what's the matter with you? What did I do wrong again?"
The girl looked around and couldn't help trembling: "You, you, are you, are you a human, a human?"
After listening to Li Pu, he was speechless for a while, and brushed countless black lines. How is he not human?Please point it out!
"I'm sure I'm human, and I'm still a normal human." The implication is that you are not normal, girl, okay?
After the girl heard it, she grabbed Li Pu's hand decisively, and said in horror, "Yes, yes, there are aliens, aliens...well, it's scary..."
Li Pu held her hand, nodded resolutely, and said, "My confidant! I also think it's scary!" But the minister is more terrifying and cruel than aliens, so what should we do?
The girl nodded desperately, Nima, she was so frightened on the first day of work today, she always thought that she was crazy, but what she didn't expect was that all of this was true!
"Then what should I do? I don't want to work here at all, but I don't know why the new secretary must name me as his assistant. I really want to go shit. I'm still very afraid of aliens... You bastard, those are more brutal than Japanese horror movies, they make me want to cry." The girl complained sharply, expressing Li Pu's heartfelt feelings.
The two people who were sick and pitied each other, hugged each other and cried after a while, Nima, it's really crazy, how could it be such a coincidence that they both fell in love with the leader!
The minister who just came out of get off work walked around the carport to the garage to pick up the car, and saw a particularly unsightly scene: Li Pu embraced the beautiful woman with tears in his eyes, and the beautiful woman hugged him back tenderly.
No matter how Albert looked at it, his heart was very upset, but someone more unhappy than him appeared.
The man went directly to the girl, pulled the girl away, and said with a smile, "Sorry, I want to borrow my assistant. Tao Yuan, don't mind if I bother you."
The girl known as 'Tao Yuan' was even more surprised when she saw the man who grabbed her, and then called out: "Li, Secretary Li."
Li Pu was stunned by the sudden appearance of Secretary Li. He had never seen such a young and handsome leader. He was smiling all the time.
"I have a few documents that Assistant Tao needs to sort out. I need them for a meeting tomorrow. Sir, please don't pester my assistant. I hope that I can restrain myself on this occasion next time. I don't want to be seen by ignorant people. It is said that the employees of our foreign affairs office are cuddling and cuddling during the day, not doing their jobs."
Tao Yuan just wanted to shake his hand and explain that it wasn't what Secretary Li saw, when he saw Albert standing aside and suddenly smiled: "Really? The new Secretary Li, why did I see what your assistant said to me?" The assistant throws himself into his arms, is this kind of ethos brought over from another unit? As a leader, why don't you care about it?"
"Oh, really? I didn't know that the minister could still see my assistant throwing himself into his arms from such a distance. His eyesight is so good?! I also want to introduce some ophthalmologists to you." The newcomer Secretary Li and Albert seemed to have eaten meth. Although they were fighting with each other, they were always on the surface and there was no real martial arts performance.
Standing aside, Li Pu and Tao Yuan turned around and left silently. The minister and the secretary's sex was too strong, and I really didn't want to be affected~
At this moment, when Ian, who had just handed the document to Albert, saw this scene, he turned around decisively and tried to leave, but the sharp-eyed Li Pu spotted him and grabbed him.
Ian quickly broke free and said: "Assistant Li, your behavior of dragging people into the water is not worth advocating. Now is the time to flee the battlefield. Whoever is stupid will stay."
As soon as Ian finished speaking, the three of them ran away resolutely, especially Li Pu didn't even open the tram, he would rather go home safely than half dead.
Albert originally wanted to say something, but suddenly he glanced at the rearview mirror of Li Pu's car and found that there was almost no one at the scene, so he snorted coldly and said, "I thought the new secretary Who is it, it turns out to be a brat who is still young."
"Hehe, you're not very old, you're half a catty, it seems to be you. I remember, you seem to be one year younger than me. His Royal Highness, Duke Albert!"
"Really? Why do I think that IQ doesn't seem to be related to age? Or, go back and take some medicine?"
"It's time to take medicine, but it doesn't seem to be me."
Albert saw that he was very annoying, and he didn't bother to continue with him.
As a result, the two had a good understanding, they snorted at the same time, turned and left.
As soon as Albert walked into the garage, he saw the enemy coming next to him, so he couldn't help but sneered: "I drive a Lamborghini when I go to work. Do you think your status is not prominent enough, huh? His Royal Highness Duke Liotte?!"
"Of course not. This is a display of personal taste. Of course, compared to His Royal Highness Duke Albert's little sheep, mine is still low-key."
Secretary Li didn't forget to sneer and get into the car after finishing speaking, which made Albert very angry and walked away proudly.
Albert thought for a while, and couldn't help calming down, he wasn't as boring as some childish ghost.
But Li Pu, who survived the catastrophe after returning home, always felt that the whole day today seemed to have passed a year, and his heart was exhausted.
At night, Li Pu went to bed early. He felt that when he went to the office for a part-time job tomorrow, he must be 12 energized, otherwise he would not be able to withstand the torture of the minister. At this moment, his psychological minister was so terrifying that he could not avoid it.
In the morning, Li Pu was standing in Ian's office. At this time, Ian had already gone to work early to help the minister organize the documents. When he saw Li Pu coming, he said hello: "Come, your place will be my office from now on, and you will be in charge. Help me sort out the minutes of the meeting, and upload and distribute them, just take the documents to the relevant leaders for signature."
Li Pu nodded, oh.
Special Assistant Ian thought about it for a while, and added: "Ah, by the way, the one that allows you to work in the office is only temporary, and you still have to go back to the window to familiarize yourself with grassroots work in about two months. Now, I will do it for you. Some pre-job training, after all, the previous training was too simple."
When Li Pu heard that he didn't need to stay in the office all the time, he laughed happily and said, "Okay, Special Assistant Ian, I will work hard for these two months."
Ian had known his intentions for a long time, so he didn't point out. He just gave him some work details, then looked at the time, and said, "Ah, by the way, at nine o'clock, you should notify the heads of various offices and relevant leaders to go to the foreign affairs Hold a big meeting on the sixth floor, say to welcome the new secretary, let everyone get to know each other, the phone book is on your desktop."
Li Pu hurriedly threw himself into his work, making phone calls one by one, very conscientious, because he would not stay in the office for too long, and even felt particularly happy at work.
It was nine o'clock, and the heads and deputy heads of various departments and relevant leaders arrived one after another.
Li Pu had to register the minutes of the meeting, and also the list of meetings. After finishing it, he also met a lot of people.
I finally know how many departments the Foreign Affairs Office has, and who are the people in each department.
When everyone had arrived, Li Pu turned on the computer to make records. After all, he was a little nervous when making records for the first time. Although the recording was turned on, the hand-written paper version had to be kept for archiving, so he was lucky for himself. My typing speed is pretty fast.
But Li Pu is still too naive, if only the meeting minutes were so easy to record.
Because as soon as Albert sat down, he said coldly: "Everyone welcomes the new secretary Li Mu, Duke of Lyot."
Everyone was still waiting for the next article. After waiting for a long time, I found that there was no next article. Seeing the awkward scene, Ian decisively clapped his hands to express his warm welcome. . . . .
In the end, Albert shot an arrow at him coldly, making him bow his head silently, it's none of his business you guys are arguing.
But Li Mu didn't care at all, just smiled slightly: "Hello, everyone, my name is Li Mu. It's a great honor to sit here and meet you today. I also ask all my colleagues to help me with my work in the future. I am very grateful."
Deputy Zhou whispered to Ian's special assistant, "The new secretary looks much better than the minister."
Ian silently said in his heart that it was only good-looking on the outside, and he was not the same as the minister on the inside, just smiling like a tiger.
"Don't worry, I believe that the colleagues present will definitely assist you in your work. Of course, as long as you make a decision carefully, you also know that the work of the Foreign Affairs Office is not so easy."
"Of course, the work of our department is quite special and involves a wide range of areas. I have heard that it is difficult to conduct business. Of course, compared with my predecessor who didn't see any results when he first came, I feel that the minister's pressure is stronger than mine. heavier."
"Hehe, I really appreciate the new secretary's concern for me. I also believe that whether it will be effective depends on the action of the person in charge. It is true that talking all the time is not effective. You said, right, Secretary Li?"
All the people present were silent in unison, damn it, it was so smug at first, how could you make the people who work below you feel miserable, is it time to divide the Chuhe Han boundary now?
Li Pu didn't know how to start. Should he record or not?Bastard, are the two leaders naive to argue in front of so many people? !
Moreover, Minister, you make it difficult for me, how do you ask me to make meeting minutes!Is there such a hard-working assistant? Li Pu just wants to cry at the moment, and really wants to find a corner to squat.
At this time, Ian saw that the eyes of the two were particularly sharp, and he always felt that if this continued, he didn't know when it would end, so he said bravely, "Minister, secretary, do you want the relevant person in charge to introduce himself?"
"Of course I want it?!" The two said in unison, looked at each other, and turned away at the same time.
Ian always felt that it hurt to hit the muzzle of a gun.So, the person in charge at the scene said his name quickly, "Damn it, no one wants to hit the gun."
Li Pu felt that he was so embarrassed that he didn't want to record it at all! !
The author has something to say: I think Special Assistant Ian and the Minister are definitely a funny duo. . .
Li Pu scratched his head, completely stupefied, what was wrong with the transfer, and transferred to the minister's office as an assistant, it would be the rhythm of something big!
As long as he thinks of the minister's face, Li Pu feels that he must have done heinous things in his previous life, so that he will fall into the minister's hands in this life!He decided to worship gods and pray to Buddha no matter what this Sunday, and hurry up to pray for bad luck!
Wang Ming didn't say anything, but his eyes dimmed slightly, and then he said with a smile: "Congratulations, congratulations, Assistant Li, if you continue to improve, I hope you can take care of me."
Li Pu smiled, no one knew the pain in his heart.
When the off-duty bell rang, Li Pu walked out of the government affairs center sullenly, wanting to find someone to complain about.
I saw a girl sneaking around in the carport, with a panicked expression, as if she was frightened by something.
Seeing her hiding in front of his little eDonkey, Li Pu couldn't help asking: "Hello there!"
Suddenly, a scream pierced the sky, ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The decisiveness frightened Li Pu, and the two of them attracted the attention of countless passers-by in a short while.
Finally, Li Pu shouted in embarrassment: "Hey, hello, what's the matter with you? What did I do wrong again?"
The girl looked around and couldn't help trembling: "You, you, are you, are you a human, a human?"
After listening to Li Pu, he was speechless for a while, and brushed countless black lines. How is he not human?Please point it out!
"I'm sure I'm human, and I'm still a normal human." The implication is that you are not normal, girl, okay?
After the girl heard it, she grabbed Li Pu's hand decisively, and said in horror, "Yes, yes, there are aliens, aliens...well, it's scary..."
Li Pu held her hand, nodded resolutely, and said, "My confidant! I also think it's scary!" But the minister is more terrifying and cruel than aliens, so what should we do?
The girl nodded desperately, Nima, she was so frightened on the first day of work today, she always thought that she was crazy, but what she didn't expect was that all of this was true!
"Then what should I do? I don't want to work here at all, but I don't know why the new secretary must name me as his assistant. I really want to go shit. I'm still very afraid of aliens... You bastard, those are more brutal than Japanese horror movies, they make me want to cry." The girl complained sharply, expressing Li Pu's heartfelt feelings.
The two people who were sick and pitied each other, hugged each other and cried after a while, Nima, it's really crazy, how could it be such a coincidence that they both fell in love with the leader!
The minister who just came out of get off work walked around the carport to the garage to pick up the car, and saw a particularly unsightly scene: Li Pu embraced the beautiful woman with tears in his eyes, and the beautiful woman hugged him back tenderly.
No matter how Albert looked at it, his heart was very upset, but someone more unhappy than him appeared.
The man went directly to the girl, pulled the girl away, and said with a smile, "Sorry, I want to borrow my assistant. Tao Yuan, don't mind if I bother you."
The girl known as 'Tao Yuan' was even more surprised when she saw the man who grabbed her, and then called out: "Li, Secretary Li."
Li Pu was stunned by the sudden appearance of Secretary Li. He had never seen such a young and handsome leader. He was smiling all the time.
"I have a few documents that Assistant Tao needs to sort out. I need them for a meeting tomorrow. Sir, please don't pester my assistant. I hope that I can restrain myself on this occasion next time. I don't want to be seen by ignorant people. It is said that the employees of our foreign affairs office are cuddling and cuddling during the day, not doing their jobs."
Tao Yuan just wanted to shake his hand and explain that it wasn't what Secretary Li saw, when he saw Albert standing aside and suddenly smiled: "Really? The new Secretary Li, why did I see what your assistant said to me?" The assistant throws himself into his arms, is this kind of ethos brought over from another unit? As a leader, why don't you care about it?"
"Oh, really? I didn't know that the minister could still see my assistant throwing himself into his arms from such a distance. His eyesight is so good?! I also want to introduce some ophthalmologists to you." The newcomer Secretary Li and Albert seemed to have eaten meth. Although they were fighting with each other, they were always on the surface and there was no real martial arts performance.
Standing aside, Li Pu and Tao Yuan turned around and left silently. The minister and the secretary's sex was too strong, and I really didn't want to be affected~
At this moment, when Ian, who had just handed the document to Albert, saw this scene, he turned around decisively and tried to leave, but the sharp-eyed Li Pu spotted him and grabbed him.
Ian quickly broke free and said: "Assistant Li, your behavior of dragging people into the water is not worth advocating. Now is the time to flee the battlefield. Whoever is stupid will stay."
As soon as Ian finished speaking, the three of them ran away resolutely, especially Li Pu didn't even open the tram, he would rather go home safely than half dead.
Albert originally wanted to say something, but suddenly he glanced at the rearview mirror of Li Pu's car and found that there was almost no one at the scene, so he snorted coldly and said, "I thought the new secretary Who is it, it turns out to be a brat who is still young."
"Hehe, you're not very old, you're half a catty, it seems to be you. I remember, you seem to be one year younger than me. His Royal Highness, Duke Albert!"
"Really? Why do I think that IQ doesn't seem to be related to age? Or, go back and take some medicine?"
"It's time to take medicine, but it doesn't seem to be me."
Albert saw that he was very annoying, and he didn't bother to continue with him.
As a result, the two had a good understanding, they snorted at the same time, turned and left.
As soon as Albert walked into the garage, he saw the enemy coming next to him, so he couldn't help but sneered: "I drive a Lamborghini when I go to work. Do you think your status is not prominent enough, huh? His Royal Highness Duke Liotte?!"
"Of course not. This is a display of personal taste. Of course, compared to His Royal Highness Duke Albert's little sheep, mine is still low-key."
Secretary Li didn't forget to sneer and get into the car after finishing speaking, which made Albert very angry and walked away proudly.
Albert thought for a while, and couldn't help calming down, he wasn't as boring as some childish ghost.
But Li Pu, who survived the catastrophe after returning home, always felt that the whole day today seemed to have passed a year, and his heart was exhausted.
At night, Li Pu went to bed early. He felt that when he went to the office for a part-time job tomorrow, he must be 12 energized, otherwise he would not be able to withstand the torture of the minister. At this moment, his psychological minister was so terrifying that he could not avoid it.
In the morning, Li Pu was standing in Ian's office. At this time, Ian had already gone to work early to help the minister organize the documents. When he saw Li Pu coming, he said hello: "Come, your place will be my office from now on, and you will be in charge. Help me sort out the minutes of the meeting, and upload and distribute them, just take the documents to the relevant leaders for signature."
Li Pu nodded, oh.
Special Assistant Ian thought about it for a while, and added: "Ah, by the way, the one that allows you to work in the office is only temporary, and you still have to go back to the window to familiarize yourself with grassroots work in about two months. Now, I will do it for you. Some pre-job training, after all, the previous training was too simple."
When Li Pu heard that he didn't need to stay in the office all the time, he laughed happily and said, "Okay, Special Assistant Ian, I will work hard for these two months."
Ian had known his intentions for a long time, so he didn't point out. He just gave him some work details, then looked at the time, and said, "Ah, by the way, at nine o'clock, you should notify the heads of various offices and relevant leaders to go to the foreign affairs Hold a big meeting on the sixth floor, say to welcome the new secretary, let everyone get to know each other, the phone book is on your desktop."
Li Pu hurriedly threw himself into his work, making phone calls one by one, very conscientious, because he would not stay in the office for too long, and even felt particularly happy at work.
It was nine o'clock, and the heads and deputy heads of various departments and relevant leaders arrived one after another.
Li Pu had to register the minutes of the meeting, and also the list of meetings. After finishing it, he also met a lot of people.
I finally know how many departments the Foreign Affairs Office has, and who are the people in each department.
When everyone had arrived, Li Pu turned on the computer to make records. After all, he was a little nervous when making records for the first time. Although the recording was turned on, the hand-written paper version had to be kept for archiving, so he was lucky for himself. My typing speed is pretty fast.
But Li Pu is still too naive, if only the meeting minutes were so easy to record.
Because as soon as Albert sat down, he said coldly: "Everyone welcomes the new secretary Li Mu, Duke of Lyot."
Everyone was still waiting for the next article. After waiting for a long time, I found that there was no next article. Seeing the awkward scene, Ian decisively clapped his hands to express his warm welcome. . . . .
In the end, Albert shot an arrow at him coldly, making him bow his head silently, it's none of his business you guys are arguing.
But Li Mu didn't care at all, just smiled slightly: "Hello, everyone, my name is Li Mu. It's a great honor to sit here and meet you today. I also ask all my colleagues to help me with my work in the future. I am very grateful."
Deputy Zhou whispered to Ian's special assistant, "The new secretary looks much better than the minister."
Ian silently said in his heart that it was only good-looking on the outside, and he was not the same as the minister on the inside, just smiling like a tiger.
"Don't worry, I believe that the colleagues present will definitely assist you in your work. Of course, as long as you make a decision carefully, you also know that the work of the Foreign Affairs Office is not so easy."
"Of course, the work of our department is quite special and involves a wide range of areas. I have heard that it is difficult to conduct business. Of course, compared with my predecessor who didn't see any results when he first came, I feel that the minister's pressure is stronger than mine. heavier."
"Hehe, I really appreciate the new secretary's concern for me. I also believe that whether it will be effective depends on the action of the person in charge. It is true that talking all the time is not effective. You said, right, Secretary Li?"
All the people present were silent in unison, damn it, it was so smug at first, how could you make the people who work below you feel miserable, is it time to divide the Chuhe Han boundary now?
Li Pu didn't know how to start. Should he record or not?Bastard, are the two leaders naive to argue in front of so many people? !
Moreover, Minister, you make it difficult for me, how do you ask me to make meeting minutes!Is there such a hard-working assistant? Li Pu just wants to cry at the moment, and really wants to find a corner to squat.
At this time, Ian saw that the eyes of the two were particularly sharp, and he always felt that if this continued, he didn't know when it would end, so he said bravely, "Minister, secretary, do you want the relevant person in charge to introduce himself?"
"Of course I want it?!" The two said in unison, looked at each other, and turned away at the same time.
Ian always felt that it hurt to hit the muzzle of a gun.So, the person in charge at the scene said his name quickly, "Damn it, no one wants to hit the gun."
Li Pu felt that he was so embarrassed that he didn't want to record it at all! !
The author has something to say: I think Special Assistant Ian and the Minister are definitely a funny duo. . .
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