Xing Beidu looked at the various emoticons on the Internet with mixed emotions. The original pictures of these emoticons were basically from the first Ba Zong reality show, especially the screenshot of the scene where he broke the volleyball net post was spoofed. the best.

The young man with an indifferent face is holding the wreckage of the net post in his hands. It is obviously a very frightening scene, but it is inexplicably funny when paired with the poor-quality PPT font "You know nothing about power".

Xing Beidu wasn't angry, instead he started saving pictures with great interest.

Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a question-and-answer excerpt from a search engine.

Curiously, Xing Beidu went in and took a look, only to realize that this was a question and answer.

How to evaluate the new overlord Xing Beidu.

He looked at the hottest answer in the answer area, and almost couldn't laugh out loud.

Anonymous User

18934 people upvoted this answer

He is the person I hate the most, bar none.

He's handsome and good at teasing, but he doesn't belong to me, so why not marry me! ! !

macho tears.jpg

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How come there are over [-] likes... well, be smart again.

I've always felt that people who judge others based on how they look are absolute rubbish.

but.

I'm trash! ! !

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Turning off the phone screen, Xing Bei couldn't help but laugh.

He was going to put the phone back in his pocket, but he had a whim in the middle and took a selfie of himself.

After perfunctorily PSing something with the photo editing software that comes with the phone, Xing Bei whistled and sent the photo to Lu Zhi with a wicked sense of humor.

At this moment, Lu Zhigang came out of the hospital where Gu Nancheng was, and was going to continue to investigate the hidden things behind Xing Beidu.He suddenly received a message from Xing Beidu, and his heart skipped a beat, thinking that Xing Beidu was still remembering his gaffe before, and sent a message saying that he wanted to break up.

As a result, he broke out in a cold sweat and turned on his phone to check, Lu Zhi was dumbfounded.

Xing Beidu took a selfie with a blank face and sent it to him.

Originally, the photo was a serious photo like a passport photo, but above Xing Beidu's head, a sticker of rabbit ears that comes with the P-map software was pasted. At the bottom of the photo, there were a few big red New Song typefaces: I, cute , play money.

Lu Zhi: "..." What are the meanings of this!

He couldn't figure it out, so he called Xing Beidu directly: "Why did you send me a photo? Didn't Jianbao pay you? If you lack money, I'll give you some. How many digits do you want? If not enough, turn back." I will apply for a black card for you, and the bill will be charged to me."

Xing Beidu: "...It's okay, and this is not a photo."

"What is it if it's not a photo?" Lu Zhi was suspicious.

Xing Beidu was serious: "Emoji pack."

Lu Zhi: "...Okay, then what do you want from me?"

But Xing Beidu let out a sneer: "You can come to the program group to visit the show if you have nothing to do. Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps. If you co-author, I can't send you an emoji if you have nothing to do, huh?"

His "um" sounded very level, with a slight rise in the end, Lu Zhi's heart trembled when he heard it, and he felt numb in his heart.He didn't know what Xing Beidu was thinking, but it was very useful, maybe Xing Beidu was also attracted to him?Lu Zhi couldn't help thinking.Even though he knew it might just be his illusion, but...

"Okay, send me an emoji, who did you learn from?" Lu Zhi raised his voice, "Is it from Young Master Qi, or from Jane?"

"Jane looks like the kind of person who can make emojis?" Xing Beidu chuckled, "I'm Xing Jingrun, who is self-taught."

"Okay, Xing Jingrun, how dare you send me these things now... don't you like me a little too?" Lu Zhi pretended to be calm.

Xing Bei turned his head sideways.

"What do you think?" Instead, he returned the question to Lu Zhi.

Lu Zhi, who walked out of the private hospital, took out the car keys, held the phone in one hand, and stuffed the keys in the car door lock with the other.

Although his tone was relaxed, he was actually so nervous that his palms were sweating, and he couldn't open the car door after trying to put the key in the keyhole for a long time.In the end, Lu Zhi, whose hands were shaking, gave up on physically unlocking the door and took out the remote control key instead, and then opened the car door.

Sitting in the sports car, Lu Zhi swallowed his Adam's apple.

"I think you like me a little bit," he said.

After saying this, Lu Zhi felt instantly annoyed, and subconsciously felt that he had said something wrong again.For the first time in all these years, he was distracted.

In the past, when hanging out with those starlets who were taken care of by him, Lu Zhi never considered the thoughts of those beings who he regarded as playthings, but now, when he thinks of Xing Bei, he is just playing with him, and he has no real feelings for him , Lu Zhi couldn't help being depressed.I always feel that my heart is falling hard, but I don't know how to break free.

He thought that he would hear Xing Bei laughing like a joke and fooling around, but Xing Bei on the other end of the phone said seriously: "Congratulations, Mr. Lu..."

Lu Zhi was nervous: "What? Congratulations?"

"Congratulations on thinking wrong."

Lu Zhi: "..."

The atmosphere was momentarily awkward.

Xing Bei heard the other side stop talking, imagined Lu Zhi's gloomy expression, and started laughing again.He laughed a couple of times, and when Lu Zhi spoke aggrievedly, saying that he still had something to do and had to hang up the phone first, he suddenly said something in a low voice.

After saying that, without waiting for Lu Zhi's response, Xing Beidu hung up the phone neatly, and then turned on the flight mode, all in one go, coherent and smooth.

Just at this time, Jian Jian had already finished negotiating with the editor-in-chief of the magazine.

He leaned out from the office, and saw Xing Beidu leaning on the armrest in front of the French window alone.The other party put his hands in his trouser pockets, with an uncontrollable smirk on his handsome face.

Jane was rather surprised: "Why are you laughing there alone, you picked up your wallet?"

"I picked up the black card," Xing Beidu touched his cheek, and slightly restrained his expression.Reverting to his usual calm style of painting, he took a long leg and walked to Jane's side, "It's nothing, I just teased a fool just now, it's quite fun."

"Did you make a fool of yourself?" Jane felt a little baffled.

"Ah."

Seeing that Xing Beidu didn't seem to have any intention of continuing, Jane didn't care.Shaking his head, he said, "Forget it, do you have anything else to do? If nothing else, we'll go and shoot the MV first."

Xing Beidu thought for a moment: "There are more."

Briefly wondering: "What's the matter?"

Xing Beidu took out his phone again, and took a photo with Jian Jian.

Jian Yue was wondering why he was taking pictures of himself, and after a while, he saw Xing Bei handing the phone to her.When he took a look, he realized that Xing Beidu had actually scribbled a few words on his photo, turning it into an emoji.

Forget about him, I stole Mr. Lu's black card to support you.jpg

simple:"……"

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