unnatural love

In the middle of the night, there were very few vehicles on the street. Situ Lin drove home with the love pig in his dream and his good friends, followed by a few cars of Brother Jinlian, and the rest of the people had disbanded.

Gu Xiaoyu heard him call to let people disband, and asked curiously: "What do these big brothers usually do? It's not that your family takes money to support them and doesn't do anything, and they come out to suppress the place at critical moments, right?"

"How is it possible? My family doesn't support idlers. Their monthly salary starts at [-], and they are usually very busy." Situ Lin said.

Gu Xiaoyu was startled: "What are you busy with, are you collecting rent from various shops?"

Situ Lin said contemptuously: "So many people are needed to collect rent? I know that I have never collected rent. For this kind of thing, just give a QR code and send a group transfer to collect money every month. Do you need someone to come to your door? Think more advanced! "

Gu Xiaoyu became even more curious: "What the hell is that for?"

Situ Lin explained to him: "There are two types, one is professional bodyguards, you know that there is a security company in my family, these people are basically retired from the army, and some are professional mercenaries who have been on the battlefield abroad The others are all serious corporate employees with a bachelor’s degree or above, and more than half of them are graduate students or above, with strong working ability.”

Gu Xiaoyu felt that the whole person was not good: "It turns out that the eldest brother is a highly educated person! Disrespect and disrespect!"

Situ Lin said sternly: "Don't just look at people's appearance, pay more attention to their connotations. For example, I often bring with me a strong man with a green dragon on his left arm and a white tiger on his right arm. The company received a large number of orders, and the annual salary of one million also took shares."

Gu Xiaoyu recalled the appearance of that big brother Qiangzi, with a confused look on his face: "Why did this academic bully doctor agree to shave your head?"

Situ Lin smiled triumphantly: "Because when I interviewed him, he had already read to the point of baldness, and his hairline and the Mediterranean sea were connected together, forming a bright situation, which can be described as extremely smart. The abs are round and soft, it’s horrible. I really can’t stand it anymore, so I remodeled his image, do you think it’s much better now?”

——This is the reason why you transformed him into a big brother of the golden chain?

"It's okay to talk about the hair. Since it's too bald to save, it's better to shave it off. But how did you train your figure? Brother Qiangzi's abs are amazing." Gu Xiaoyu said.

Situ Lin was even more proud: "I hired a personal trainer for him, and called him every day to urge him to go to the gym. At the beginning, he tried his best to find a reason. One day he said that he had a car accident on the road and he had to repair the car, and the next day he said that his relative died and he was going to the funeral. After half a month, all relatives died, and I haven't been in the gym yet."

"And then?" Gu Xiaoyu asked curiously.

Situ Lin's smile became evil: "Then I assigned two professional assistants to this personal trainer, former mercenaries transferred from the security company. These two are also in great shape. Qiangzi, who was arrested right after get off work, spends at least three hours a day in the gym and fell in love with fitness. Now he is a big muscle bully who dominates the gym. Standing there, countless people come over and ask to touch him Muscle. Now he catches people everywhere in the company to work out together, and wants to transform their department into a muscle group. I am very optimistic about him and gave him a salary increase."

——It feels like joining some great muscle MLM organization.Money can do whatever it wants...

Also, Ah Lin, your aesthetics are really...let me say something.

"Then... what about that tattoo? Is this also your standard equipment?" Gu Xiaoyu continued to ask.

It happened that there was a red light ahead, and the car stopped. Situ Lin turned around and rolled up his sleeves to show Gu Xiaoyu the dragon tattoo on his arm. Not to mention, it has a sense of design.

Gu Xiaoyu asked puzzledly: "Just got the tattoo? I haven't seen it before."

With a smile of "you are so naive", Situ Lin showed Gu Xiaoyu the operation of washing tattoos with bare hands on the spot, rubbing his fingers violently on the skin, and rubbing the dragon's head off at once.

Gu Xiaoyu: "......"

Situ Lin's voice was full of pride: "Our family has hired a dedicated designer team to launch the latest and most fashionable design tattoos every quarter, making you the most fashionable among the crowd! The group of dragon and tiger patterns on the street The gangsters who look like hellokitty are incomparable with our team, not at the same level at all!"

"...Your Situ's family has a lot of flirtatious operations. Also, Ah Lin, I have already discovered that you have not passed the second term of middle school at all, but you have hidden it better. It is worthy of being called Xuanyuan. Long Aotian's man." Gu Xiaoyu said expressionlessly.

Even without purple hair and seven or eight punk-style earrings, Situ Lin still has a commotion in his heart, which cannot be concealed.

"Shut up! Don't mention that name!" Situ Lin blushed and shouted.

Gu Xiaoyu snickered: "Okay, okay, don't say it if you don't say it. I have one last question..."

Situ Lin said hesitantly: "What do you want me to answer? Loved? That's not okay, I still like Xiangxiang now..."

Gu Xiaoyu said speechlessly: "No, you think too much, please don't play with such outdated memes casually, it's very cold. I just want to ask you, how did they agree to hand over your subordinates in the middle of the night?"

"Because I paid overtime pay, and I also gave time off, conscientious boss." Situ Lin said.

"…………Oh."

A traffic policeman ahead was checking for drunk driving. The law-abiding citizen Situ Lin stopped the car and went down to test the alcohol.However, just as he was caught off guard, two traffic policemen in uniform got into the car with lightning speed, one on the left and one on the right, and kicked the accelerator to drive the car away.

Situ Lin, who was standing there in a daze, stood on the spot blankly. At this moment, his first reaction was: Damn, Chongfengqiang is hidden in the car. If he is caught in the trap, Qiangzi will probably laugh when he comes to get him. die.

Second reaction: Fuck, Xiaoyu and Xiangxiang are still up there! ! !

This is a fucking fake traffic policeman!Fake!Fake!

Mr. Situ Lin, a law-abiding citizen standing in the rainstorm, took out his mobile phone and shouted: "Fuck, my wife and father-in-law have been robbed! Hurry up!"

Besides, Gu Xiaoyu and Xiangxiang, who were kidnapped, saw Situ Lin get out of the car to test the alcohol, and two traffic policemen suddenly got into the car and drove away.

Gu Xiaoyu's brain shut down for a while: "...you, what are you doing?"

The traffic policeman sitting in the passenger seat turned around and pointed a gun at him: "Please cooperate with us."

"...Are you jingchas who fight against underworld groups?" Gu Xiaoyu trembled.

"No, don't be afraid, we are just robbing." The traffic policeman said.

"..." Damn it, I'm even more scared! ! !

Gu Xiaoyu screamed in her heart, what the hell is going on? !Could it be that someone knew of Xiangxiang's existence and wanted to kidnap this godlike little pig, and threatened Xie Jiming and the others to pay for the pig's ransom, or make it into a sausage?Someone will pay the fucking asking price of 50 billion, right?Each of the four people hit a sum, and they will get rich tonight!

Holy crap, I'm actually a little tempted... No, Xiao Yu, calm down, it's shameful to sell your daughter.All you can do now is to save your own life. After all, their target is your pig, and you are just taken by the way, maybe they will kill you.

Looking at the black muzzle of the gun, Gu Xiaoyu felt the malice of fate: Sure enough, all of this is due to Situ Lin, the crow's mouth!Well, why set up FLAG!

Twilight Ice Wheel says:

I couldn't stop laughing while writing this chapter.Confused Mr. Xuanyuan Long Aotian: Fake, all fake.JPG.Ou Huang: It's all Situ Lin's fault!