unnatural love

Gu Xiaoyu deeply realized that he was probably inappropriate for things recently, at least not suitable for doing research. After all, he was called back to Situ's house before he entered the laboratory.Fortunately, Professor Ji also had something to do, so the leave was very smooth.

After returning to Situ Lin's house, Gu Xiaoyu was caught in the car again.

"Where is this going?" Gu Xiaoyu asked blankly.

"Go see an upstart who can help." Situ Lin said.

Gu Xiaoyu asked curiously: "Who is it?"

"You'll know when it arrives."

Gu Xiaoyu stopped asking, took out his mobile phone and checked Moments as usual, and looked at Xie Jiming's Moments with complicated emotions. The symptoms of Xie's little brother seemed to be more serious, which was really heartbreaking.

Switching to Weibo, I also looked at Mr. Xie's new Weibo.

Good guy, his fans have set up the "Pigs are so cute, how can you eat pigs" association on Weibo, sharing the cute photos of Xiangxiang crazily - it only lived in Xie Jiming's place for a couple of days God, why did you leave so many "pornographic photos"?What rabbit ears, what lace skirt, what military uniform cosplay, why so cute? !

No, no, he didn't take the wrong medicine, so how could he be crazy about sucking pigs on Weibo?He is a great young man who wants to do research!

Hey, speaking of it, this group of fans did not eat the wrong love hormone, why...

Sure enough, it's because Xiangxiang is so cute!

Look at her innocent eyes, her ignorant demeanor, and her small mouth that can't stop eating. It's really a pure and unpretentious heroine in a romance drama with a foodie character herself!

"What are you looking at?" Seeing that he was engrossed, Situ Lin asked.

"A Lin, you might not have imagined that there is such a cute pig on Weibo, how can you eat the Pig Association? This group of people sucks pigs like crazy, and they think Xiangxiang is the cutest little pig in the world, yes Xie Jiming called out his rival in love, and then formed a team to find Xiangxiang's clues and try to snatch her back... Is there something wrong with them?" Gu Xiaoyu asked desperately.

Situ Lin said in horror: "What, have my rivals in love increased again? Is it too late to kill them now?"

"Stop it, big brother, do you still remember that this is a society ruled by law?" Gu Xiaoyu said desperately.

Situ Lin replied seriously: "They have a good vision. Xiangxiang is the cutest little pig in the world. Everyone loves her. Is there any problem?"

"No, no, no, no, I'm actually a bunny... Sorry to bother you." Gu Xiaoyu resolutely gave up on being with a good friend who is also in a state of love. If he really wanted to argue, he might be caught by this pig. Send the guy to get rid of it.

In other words, Liu Xing used to be a cat pie, but now that his love has come to his mind, he probably has abandoned the cute kittens and switched to the pig pie camp.What a disgrace to the majority of cats!

Ah, this hateful love.

The car stopped in front of a lakeside villa, Gu Xiaoyu got out of the car, exclaimed in admiration at the beautiful scenery in front of him, and then thought poorly how much would it cost to water and weed such a large lawn every day?

Situ Lin led him to the lake, Gu Xiaoyu asked strangely: "Isn't the villa in the opposite direction?"

"That guy is currently fishing in the fish pond, and he enthusiastically said that he would grill the fish for us to eat." Situ Lin said.

——I'm sorry, my family has no money to contract fish ponds, and I can't feel the romantic hospitality of your rich people.

Gu Xiaoyu followed Situ Lin to the lake. This artificial lake is quite large, and it looks very interesting from a distance. On the deck extending from the lake, there was a man in a hat fishing with his back to them, and there were two standing behind him. Wearing standard maid outfits, one of the tall maids is holding a tablet computer, and the other is flying a remote control drone.

"Attention, there is a grass carp approaching the bait in the direction of eleven o'clock underwater." Said the maid A who was monitoring the movement of the fish school underwater with a tablet computer.

The master stared at the buoy, motionless.

"Do you need air support?" Maid B asked.

"Wait, let's see if it takes the bait," said the owner.

Half a minute passed, and Maid A watched the grass carp circle around the bait on the screen without biting the bait, but swaggeringly prepared to leave.

"Report to the owner, the grass carp is preparing to retreat."

"Immediately launch an air strike." The master ordered.

"Yes!" Maid B responded.

The drone spun half a circle in the air, a rope hung down into the water, and then a flash of lightning flashed, and the dead body of a grass carp floated out of the water.

Grass carp: I want to complain, you are fishing violently, not following the routine!

The owner picked up the net bag by himself, fished out the fish calmly, and sighed: "Why bother, you can live another afternoon by honestly biting the hook."

Maid A: "It's because it doesn't know good from bad."

Maid B: "It's what it did."

The master said with a smile: "You are beautiful, you can say anything."

Situ Lin rolled his eyes, and stepped forward to dismantle his platform: "You say you fry fish, you fry fish, you have to use a fishing rod to pretend to be something, have you caught a fish yet?"

The man turned his head and narrowed his eyes with a smile: "Oh, you've come, who is this kid?"

"My buddy, Gu Xiaoyu, I told you about it last time. This violent fish bomber is called Wei Lan, my friend, and his side job is a love coordinator." Situ Lin introduced.

Gu Xiaoyu looked at him in surprise, as a love coordinator, this was the first time he had met someone who was engaged in this profession face to face.This is a very special profession. They will add various elements to the love hormones extracted from natural people, such as loyalty, restraint, self-esteem, arrogance, jealousy, possessiveness... making each love unique.But because of the rarity of love hormones, there are very few people in this profession.

"Gu Xiaoyu, I heard that you are very lucky, come here, draw a card for me, there is a new event, I will not ship any goods, and the budget for drawing cards this month is almost exhausted, if you don't come out, I will sue you The game company’s consumption is fraudulent.” Wei Lan happily handed the fishing rod to Gu Xiaoyu, and took out the mobile phone in her pocket.

Gu Xiaoyu helped him hold the fishing rod, and looked down at what game he was playing. As a result, Wei Lan's fingers turned the pages on the screen, and the entire two pages were full of various games.

"You have too many games, can you handle it?" Gu Xiaoyu asked worriedly.Although he doesn't play games very much himself, the girls who ask him to draw for him will often complain that a certain game is too crazy, and he is so crazy, so he is instinctively worried about Wei Lan's liver.

"Oh, don't worry, I'm just a bit of a collector. Actually, I don't play much by myself. Every time I open an event, I draw a new card. As for the event, I find someone to replace the liver. I have [-] or [-] long-term professional boosters. "Wei Lan said, and opened the first game.

Gu Xiaoyu was stunned: "Can you still play games like this?"

Wei Lan said sternly: "Of course, I spent money to complete the deck, why should I spend time playing? Is it because the power leveling is not good or I have too much time?"

Gu Xiaoyu's logic fell into chaos, and he finally concluded: The world of the rich is not well understood.

"Nine o'clock ahead, there is a crucian carp about to bite." Maid A said while staring at the underwater monitoring screen on the tablet.

Wei Lan let out a "wow": "Ouhuang is different, you can attract fish with a fishing rod for me."

Gu Xiaoyu, who helped him hold the fishing rod, didn't know whether to pull up the fishing rod or keep it as it was.

"Don't move, it's like biting the hook and then lifting it." Situ Lin said out loud.

Gu Xiaoyu kept still as promised, the buoy moved from tentatively to violently shaking, Wei Lan excitedly slapped the wooden board straight: "Hurry up, hurry up and close the pole!"

Hooked!A fresh river crucian carp!

Wei Lan was more excited than Gu Xiaoyu, holding the fish in both hands and fell into a frenzy: "I caught a fish! I finally caught a fish! It's alive! It's not electrocuted!"

Maid A and Maid B called him with smiles on their faces: "Master, you are awesome!"

The degree of professionalism makes people have no doubt that Wei Lan must have paid them super high salaries.

Gu Xiaoyu: Hey, I caught this fish, right?

Situ Lin saw his slander, put his shoulders on his shoulder and whispered in his ear: "This guy is out of luck. He is an African. He usually depends on krypton gold to change his life."

Gu Xiaoyu thought about Weilan's mobile game list. There are many well-known African games. He also insisted on getting the shipment every issue. It really is that Krypton can change his life.

"Gu Xiaoyou, come and draw another card for me. I didn't even get a single SSR for this new activity of this trash game, so I paid [-] krypton!" Wei Lan held the phone in front of him, looking at him expectantly.

Gu Xiaoyu finally regained her confidence in front of the local tyrant: "No problem, I haven't drawn cards for anyone today, I will definitely draw them for you! How many cards do you want?"

"Five cards are broken, but I'm satisfied with one..." Wei Lan looked at the SSRs flying out of the card pool one after another. Five cards were exactly the card he couldn't survive.

"Huh, good luck, all the ten rounds are drawn." Gu Xiaoyu was very satisfied, and returned the phone to Wei Lan.

Wei Lan didn't answer the phone, but held Gu Xiaoyu's hand, and said affectionately: "Gu Ouhuang, I'll help you out, let's make friends."