stupid man

Mori accidentally saw that wild chili pepper and immediately thought of making chili water. He is not a literate person. He thought of this because he watched a TV series. Otherwise, in reality, few girls would bring chili water with them for self-defense. .

"Guilt of being a thief", Mori poked his head out of the tree trunk and looked at it before turning his hands around. He didn't want to meet the sight of the horse. Seeing him look away.

"I won't peek any more." Ren Ma originally just wanted to peek at Mori cleaning up his body, but when he saw Mori's face changing, he only thought he was annoyed, so he lowered his head and said, "Go ahead."

The heart that Mori raised suddenly fell, and his eyes saw a dense bush not far away, so he took the bowl of water and changed it to the bush that was farther and more hidden from the people and horses, and the people and horses naturally knew it. But he peeped ahead,

It's hard to say more.

Mori squatted in the bushes and took action, crushing the four bright red wild peppers with his fingernails, and then sprinkled them into the bowl and stirred them for a while.

It's just a bit more spicy.

Fortunately, he just vomited to cover up some smell, and he was far away from the people and horses, so he didn't notice Ni Duanlai, but it's not okay to throw a bowl at people directly, so he has to find a way.

Mori stared at the chili water with white chili seeds and red crushed powder floating in the dim light, and he was ruthless. He picked up the wooden bowl and poured it with his head up, and took a big mouthful. , his mouth became hot and uncomfortable, making Mori's tears almost fall, but he endured it very hard, stood up from the bushes and walked towards the centaur with his head down.

Centaur raised his head, and then froze. It turned out that Mori was shirtless, and his white body seemed to glow in the dark forest, which made people fascinated by it. When he realized it, Mori had already arrived at him. In front of him, his head was lowered.

Sagittarius felt that his reaction was a bit wrong, but his attention was confused by the naked body in front of him, so he couldn't divide his mind to think too much, and he was mostly happy in his heart, and was about to say softly, "You will be cold like this. "Yes", I saw the petite female raised her head, her dark eyes were covered with a little mist, and she was even more shining, the tip of her straight nose was slightly red, and her lips, which were even redder than usual, were pouting. And the cheeks are bulging big, this look of pity for me makes people's heart skip a beat instantly.

This person is cuter than he imagined, and he... also likes him more than he imagined.

The centaur smiled, staring at him without blinking, and then Mori, who had endured to the limit, made a move, and squirted out the pepper water in his mouth in front of his eyes, the centaur was attacked suddenly, His eyes were sprayed with pepper water, and he let out a scream. He lowered his head and subconsciously rubbed his painful eyes with both hands, his whole face flushed red.

Seeing that the matter was over, Mori turned around and was about to run away, but after a second thought, he turned back, picked up a stone on the ground and hit the horse's head hard a few times, thinking of killing him, However, it is not so easy for an orc to be killed by a female. The centaur blocked it a few times with its eyes closed, and then grabbed Mori's arm by hearing. He took up the stone and threw it on his wound desperately. The man was so painful that he had no choice but to let go, and Mori also gave up the idea of ​​knocking him unconscious, dropped the bloody stone, turned around and ran away.

There was a roar of people and horses in the forest, full of anger and some kind of indescribable despair, so frightened that he didn't choose his way, but he didn't notice his feet, and rolled directly down a small steep slope, and then fell into a quagmire with a "slap" inside.

Mori was a little dazed when he was thrown, and he was lying in the foul-smelling quagmire, and it took him a few seconds to calm down. Just as he was about to struggle, he heard the sound of horseshoes in his ears, and Mori then Looking up, I saw that the people and horses also fell off the steep slope, and then fell into the quagmire with the same weight, only three or four meters away from Mori!

The centaur's face was covered with gray-brown silt, and some ran into his mouth and nose, but he didn't care about it. Instead, he closed his eyes and panted heavily, and then stood in the stinky quagmire with his hands. Sniff around the air with your nose.

Mori suddenly remembered that Sanders told him that orcs are very sensitive to the scent of females, even if they can't see it with their eyes, they can smell it through their noses, so Mori held his breath and moved silently with extremely slow movements. He sank his body into the mire.

The centaur could no longer smell the scent of Mori, so he had to forcefully open his stinging eyes, but his eyes were blurred, and he looked around slightly with tears in his eyes. There was no trace of the female, so he frowned, found a direction indiscriminately, and ran away quickly with four horseshoes.

After more than ten seconds after the people and horses left, a dirty face appeared in the quagmire, and Mori gulped in the air, feeling like he was alive after a catastrophe.

Unexpectedly, it was a blessing in disguise. At the moment when he fell, Mori thought he had messed up everything.

Because he was afraid that the people would turn back again, Mori did not dare to come out of the mud pond until the scarlet moon hung high in the sky, and the forest was terribly silent. Then Mori came out of the mud trembling in the dark, and was about to run away. However, he twisted his foot, causing Mori to fall into the mud again.

His foot seems to be injured.

It was only at this moment that Mori realized belatedly that the pain was also coming, but Mori did not dare to check on the spot, but dragged his left foot and started trotting in the forest, regardless of whether the direction was right or not, just thinking about going first Get out of this place.

It was late autumn at this time, Mori's upper body was bare, with only a pair of cotton trousers underneath, and it was wet and heavy because of falling into the mud, but because of the rush to escape, it would be hotter than hiding in the mud , Mori just shuffled his feet in the forest in such an embarrassing manner, and left when he was tired from running. Walking and running like this, his body was painful, tired and hungry, and he was supported by perseverance.

But even so, God still didn't want to favor him.

Mori stood there with his eyes wide open, desperately looking at the dark forest in front of him, with a pair of gloomy eyes.

Beast?

Or... orcs?

There was a gasping sound in the cold air, and it was unclear whether it was his or the creature's.

No matter which one it is, it will make Mori collapse. His current body is at the end of his strength, and he is trembling even standing up. It is impossible to escape this predicament.

But Mori didn't want to just admit defeat, so he raised his arm to wipe away the tears on his face, squatted down and fumbled on the ground with his hands, and then held a small stone in his hand.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh——!" Mori dragged his immobile left foot, held the small stone high with his right hand, and attacked the flooded eyes with tears in his eyes with a fearless spirit, but the stone Before he fell down, his wrist was grabbed by the opponent, and he fell into an embrace immediately after.

"Don't touch me!" Mori stretched out his hand to grab the other person's face with a crazy look, and then a familiar voice sounded in his ear:

"It's me! Mori! It's me!"

Mori trembled all over, and froze in the man's arms for a long time, then cried out with a "wow".

"Sanders! Sanders!" Sen Mu howled and hugged him with his backhand: "You are here! You are here!"

"Yes, I'm here." The man hugged the smelly, dirty and somewhat hysterical female in distress: "Sorry, I'm late...I'm sorry..."

Mori was crying, all anxiety and hesitation disappeared at this moment, and the result of relaxing was that he passed out directly.

……

Mori opened his eyes, and there was a brown wooden ceiling in front of him. His head was a little unconscious and drowsy. After a long time, he turned his head and looked around. A shelf for sundries, everything is so familiar.

Mori let out a long breath, then the door opened, and a tall and handsome man walked in. Seeing him lying awake on the bed, he was taken aback for a moment, and then walked over happily.

"Are you awake?" Sanders reached out and touched his forehead, and then tucked up the quilt for him: "You have a fever and have been in a coma for two days."

"Sang..." Mori opened his mouth, and then found that his throat was dry and sore, and he couldn't speak at all.

Saunders understood, and quickly went to the table to pour him a glass of water, then lifted Mori to let him lean in his arms, and carefully fed him water.

After taking a few mouthfuls of cool water, Mori's throat was not so dry, and then he raised his head and looked at the handsome man stupidly: "I... had a nightmare, but fortunately... I woke up and saw you."

There was distress in Sanders' eyes, and he held his head tightly with both hands: "It's okay, I will always be by your side from now on."

Mori laughed, feeling very relieved, then moved his foot, and felt a terrible pain, so he lifted the thick quilt to see, it turned out that his left foot was wrapped with a thick layer of bandages, and several wooden planks were fixed.

"..." Mori's muddy head suddenly woke up, and then he looked at Sanders again: "Am I dreaming?"

"...Yes." Sanders did not hide him, and said everything slowly: "You were abducted by that centaur, and Ike went to someone for help with serious injuries, and then the tribe immediately sent escorts to chase after you. Someone also came to the swamp forest to inform us, and then everyone in the elite team immediately went after it."

Sanders smiled when he said this, and said softly with the weak female in his arms: "Look, the tribe dispatched hundreds of people, but let me find you, which shows that our fate is destined. "

Mori's heart was warm when he heard it, and he wanted to laugh, but his throat was sore, and he cried out: "I, I almost... thought I would never see you again... I regretted it... so regretful...why have you been stubborn? Tempered and unwilling to give myself to you early... I, I only found out after being kidnapped... You are the best... I will never be stubborn again... In fact, I understand all your hints... ...but...I still think in the bottom of my heart...I am a man...I am afraid...I am not convinced...I, I am not a good female..."

Sen Zhen gasped and choked and said, his eyes were swollen, Sanders was so distressed, he hugged him and comforted him: "Okay, don't cry, I plan to do it these days, even if you make a fuss Temper, I'm going to force you to do it, first mark my smell, so don't cry, you already have a fever, this crying disease will be more difficult, this is not good, the disease is not good How do we 'do big things'?"

Mori laughed through tears, and quickly wiped away tears: "Okay, I, I won't cry... I'll get well soon, and then... and then... let's 'do big things'..."

Afterwards, Sanders fed Mori a bowl of porridge, and made him lie down again. Mori caught cold that night and broke his leg, which caused a high fever. It seemed that he would have to lie in bed for half a month to recover. OK.

And that centaur was naturally caught back, and now he is being held in custody. According to the rules of the tribe, he has to wait for Mori to appear in court before deciding how to deal with him.

"If you want, you can sentence him to death." Saunders said while hugging Sen. Now that something like this happened, how could he have the heart to go to the construction site, stay at home with Sen, all day, and throw all the work to Yuri.

Yuri was also straightforward, letting Sanders take care of Senmu with peace of mind, and then appointed the wolf king to replace Sanders and manage the elite troops with him.

The relationship between the two did not know when.

"Death, the death penalty?" Mori was taken aback, a little panicked: "I'll judge?"