stupid man

Mori stared at his tall back, only felt that the top of his head was hot when he was lightly poked, so he couldn't help raising his hand to touch it a few times.

Why are you poking him in the head?Mori felt bewildered.

Forget it, it’s not just about poking your ass.Mori thought, and continued to pack his luggage.

After coming to the orc world for two full years, even though he was stupid, he gradually understood that this world is completely different from the earth. Although he learned the language with difficulty, he couldn't accept the "customs and habits" here.

All, all, yes, man, man!

I can't imagine a world where only men exist! How do they reproduce?Drinking river water like daughter country?

Mori was so skeptical at first, but when he saw a man with a big belly, his three views collapsed, and when he found out that the people here can also transform into beasts, he was horrified.

After that, I started to run around "crazy" and beat people everywhere. I was afraid, everyone looked like the man-eating goblin in Journey to the West.

Then, I learned that the man who can transform is called "beast man", and the man who can have a big belly is called "female". Although both of them are with handles, they are actually the same existence of "male" and "female".

Unfortunately, he was classified as a "female".

Are you a "female"?Mori didn't understand much, and he didn't want to admit it at first, but after a long time, he recognized it in a daze.

Since everyone swears that he is, then it should be... that's it?

Anyway, if he doesn't get along well with the people here, it doesn't matter if he's female or not.

He is going to marry a wife!

But how to return to the original world, Mori has no idea at all. While he is anxious and troubled, the fact that his three younger siblings have grown up makes him feel at ease, at least he doesn't have to worry about his parents having no one to support him.

I blame myself for being too stupid. If he had a brain like Einstein's, he would have gone back long ago.The helpless Mori finally took his anger out on himself and hit the wall with his head many times in frustration.

Forget it, let's live a good life first, save some pearls here, and sell them for money to marry a wife if we can return to Earth in the future.

Simple minded people are like that and don't fret for long.

Just like now, the owner suddenly came back, and Mori, who had no place to live, was just thinking about where he would go for a night.

Mori has a lot of things. After all, he has lived here for more than a year. He doesn't have a suitcase, so he took a sheet, wrapped it up and threw it on his back. The big and round luggage made him look like a suitcase. Santa Claus with a big sack.

After leaving the bedroom with tens of kilograms of luggage on his back, Mori saw the tall man leaning against the wall and looking at him, with a faint smile on his lips, frivolous and lazy.

Super handsome.

Mori stared at his face and blinked a few times, feeling that the man's face seemed to be glowing.

As for the dazzling people, Mori usually takes a detour, because he has a little inferiority complex, and because he has been disgusted by the glamorous city people.

Just because when Mori was picking up rubbish, his tricycle accidentally rubbed against a car, and it was scratched a little bit. The other party didn't let him pay, but spit on him, and Mori didn't dare to fart. one.

"You often carry things like this?" Sanders asked, and he could see it from the other's skilled movements and postures.

With such a big bag of luggage, Sanders was really afraid that he would be crushed.

"Ah." Mori replied, seeing the delicious grilled chicken and a plate of lettuce on the table, he couldn't help swallowing when he was already hungry.

This pheasant was given to him by Ike. Mori didn’t like that werewolf because he kissed him on the mouth and wanted to take off his pants to make him a girl. forgive him.

At that time, the orc who was rejected squeaked and said a lot of things to him, and it was only later that Mori knew what he was talking about.

"We are mates!"

What? ? ?companion? ? ?He didn't understand anything, so he thought of the coffee companion sold in the supermarket.

"I have won you!" said the orc again.

What? ? ?What are you talking about? ? ?Mori felt inexplicable and unreasonable. He was taken to watch a game, and a group of orcs fought fiercely in front of him. After the end, he became the "companion" of the winner. What's the matter? ah?

However, if you are angry, you are angry, if you hate it, you hate it. Senji will not do such a damned thing as wasting food. Although he refused to accept the food that the werewolf hunted, that guy always stubbornly put the food at the door. I would rather not take back the rotten live flies, and let Mori feel so distressed, so I can only eat them.

Just like today, Mori was also "forced" to accept the chicken sent by the other party.

Sanders knew that he was hungry when he saw Sen Chu swallowing there, so he walked to his side and thoughtfully unloaded the heavy burden on his back.

"Sit down and eat." Sanders said, hooking a finger on the lace of the burden, which was about 50 kilograms.

Not a heavy weight for a female to carry easily.

Sanders looked at Sen's back, carrying it slightly, and he suddenly understood the reason.

Pitiful.Thinking so, Sanders walked to sit opposite Sen Chu, and his deep dark golden eyes looked straight at him with pity.

Mori became uneasy when he saw him, it felt weird to be stared at so directly, so he cautiously picked up some lettuce with chopsticks and put it in his own bowl, and ate it with his head down, choosing to ignore the other party's words watch.

Mori ate big mouthfuls and fast, a bit rude.

Sanders saw that he was only eating there, so he took the initiative to tear off the two fattest and tender chicken legs and put them in the opponent's bowl.

Mori's back stiffened, watching the slender but powerful hands swaying in front of his eyes, and he slowly relaxed after those hands retracted.

Facing the orc, he was still a stranger, and Mori felt nervous.

"Eat more," Sanders said softly.

Mori lowered his head and nodded a few times, and opened his mouth to bite the chicken leg in the bowl.

The chicken is grilled very well, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, oily but not greasy, especially the skin, which is a bit crispy and has a strong bite.

tasty.Mori relaxed a little more.

Sanders didn't eat very much, and was almost looking at each other. After Mori ate both chicken legs, he said, "I'll let..."

Unable to remember the werewolf's name for a moment, Sanders paused for a moment before continuing: "I asked your partner to go back and clean up the house, and he will pick you up later."

Mori's complexion suddenly changed, and the delicious food became tasteless in an instant.

"I...he...is not a partner." Mori frowned and said anxiously: "I won't be his partner! No!"

"Why not?" Sanders propped his chin lazily with his hands, and said in a seemingly casual and serious manner: "You need someone to take care of you."

Mori clenched the fork in his hand tightly, his face flushed red with excitement and anger, he was originally dark, and now his face turned into a liver color.

Mori didn't say anything, although he was very angry.

Everyone says things like, "he's your mate", "you need someone to take care of", "you're a female"... Are all the females here disabled? !

"I! I'm not capable!" Mori stood up abruptly. Although his speech was stammering and his language was not fluent, his voice was loud, as if to prove something: "But! Take care of yourself! Yes!"

After finishing speaking, Mori picked up the heavy burden on the side, squatted down slightly, took a breath and picked it up very neatly, then walked out with arched back, head down and stubborn face, striding out.

Don't stay here anymore!I don't even want to talk to this guy!Hate!

Sanders didn't expect his reaction to be so big, and knowing that he was offended, he quickly stood up, "I'll see you off!"

Although he didn't know where the werewolf's home was.

"No need!" Mori carried his luggage and walked down the spiral staircase step by step.

At this time, it was dusk outside, the hurricane had subsided, and the ground covered with turf was wet. Mori accidentally slipped his foot, but quickly stabilized his body, but the dark face still appeared. With the red tide, Wu Liuliu's eyes quickly glanced in the direction of Sanders, feeling ashamed.

Sanders stood on the steps and apologized to him: "What I said made you uncomfortable, I apologize, but anyway, please let me drive you to your partner's house, you alone..."

"I'm fine on my own!" Mori yelled at him forcefully, and then ran away with a big bag on his back.

It's a good thing he can run with more than 50 kilograms on his back.

Sanders wanted to catch up, but Sen Mu turned his head and cursed: "You're a pig!"

He is already very good at scolding others as pigs in the language here, but he can't scold others in Chinese, and the other party can't understand.

Sandston stopped in his tracks, unable to laugh or cry: "I'm from the Tiger Clan..."

"Pig! Fat pig! Get out!" Mori usually stopped cursing, but he was really afraid that Sanders would send him to the werewolf's house, so he didn't want to be a man's wife.

Mori then ran even faster, staggered around several thick trees with his heavy luggage on his back and disappeared. Seeing that he was so annoyed by him, Sanders decided not to chase him after much deliberation, so as not to annoy him. He was even more unhappy.

If the werewolf's home wasn't far from here, he should be home before dark.Sanders looked at the dim sky and thought so, smiled wryly and turned back to the house.

There was still a faint feminine fragrance in the small living room, which stimulated Sanders' nose as an orc, so he opened the balcony to ventilate, and saw colorful flowers swaying in the breeze.

"..." The man realized that his balcony had been transformed into a flower garden, which was quite beautiful.

Thinking of Mori's ugly face with scars and his stooped and wretched figure, it's really hard to imagine that he is a person who loves to play with flowers and plants.

There is a big difference between the heart and the appearance, but it is also cute.Sanders smiled slightly, facing the setting sun and the evening wind, then pouted lightly with his long and slender hands, and a flower fell down from the balcony with its roots attached.

It's a pity that these flowers are superfluous to him.

He can't take care of it at all.

The rain began to fall again.