Shen wheel

"I may have seen you." Qiu Yang said leaning against the wall.

Cheng Yu: "I haven't seen you before."

Qiu Yang blinked: "I'm not joking, once at the entrance of the barbecue shop, you jumped down from the steps in front and slid past Brother Yang."

Cheng Yu thought about it, he jumped too many steps, who knows which time Qiu Yang was talking about.

So Cheng Yu asked, "When?"

Qiu Yang said: "One weekend, I forgot which week it was."

Cheng Yu remembered, it should be that time he and Jin Jiefang fucked them together.

"You usually wear school uniforms. Brother Yang has never seen you in regular uniforms, so he didn't recognize you."

"Is it useful to recognize it?"

"do not know."

"Where is your washing machine? I'll throw the dirty clothes in and wash them." Qiu Yang swayed out.

Cheng Yu said, "There is no washing machine."

Qiu Yang: "Huh? You mean you have to wash your hands?"

Cheng Yu: "Yes."

Qiu Yang sighed, and said a little worriedly: "All right, Brother Yang, try to be as professional as a washing machine."

Cheng Yu: "..." Can you fucking fully automatic dryer?

"What about laundry detergent? Oh, I see."

"I'll just find one basin, is there any extra? Oh, here it is."

"Do you still need a washboard?"

"Is the water collected in the bathroom?"

"I have too many daily calls!"

"Damn it, the washing powder ran away with the water!"

Cheng Yu sat firmly on the bedside, listening to Qiu Yang crackling and washing clothes in the bathroom, those who didn't know thought he was dismantling the toilet.

When Grandpa Cheng came back from shopping, he saw the door of the bathroom was open. Qiu Yang rolled up his trouser legs, and wearing an ill-fitting mop, he stood on the floor full of water and washing powder and wrung his clothes. Laundry.

Grandpa Cheng quickly put down the dishes, ran to the door of the bathroom, and said, "Qiu Yang, why are you still washing your clothes? Didn't I tell you to sit and eat some fruit, and I bought vegetables and came back to cook?"

Qiu Yang wiped his face and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm free anyway, you can go and do your work, I only have the last two pieces left, oh yes, you still have laundry to do ?"

"No, you brat is quite capable. You can do the washing. I'll cook first."

"Success, you are busy."

Grandpa Cheng left the bathroom with a strange expression and went to Cheng Yu's room. Before Grandpa Cheng opened his mouth, Cheng Yu said, "I know, the water bill."

"This boy..."

"First time doing laundry."

"Our family..."

"The pipe shouldn't be blocked, so he boiled water."

"That……"

"Let him wash it, I'll watch."

Grandpa Cheng's eyebrows and beard trembled, and he glared at Cheng Yu with his hands behind his back, "You don't know how to stop? Your classmate came to the house for the first time, and he was still taking care of you in the hospital. He asked people to wash clothes without taking a sip of water?"

Cheng Yu's expression remained unchanged: "Shall I knock him out with a crutch? Okay, okay, I'm hungry."

Grandpa Cheng let out an "ah", "Boy, I bought pork ribs, you can ask Qiu Yang what flavor he wants to eat."

Cheng Yu opened his eyes: "I want to eat sweet and sour."

Grandpa Cheng ignored Cheng Yu, and asked Qiu Yang at the kitchen door, "Qiu Yang, what's your favorite rib?"

Qiu Yang's voice came from the bathroom: "Little...I will eat whatever Cheng Yu eats!"

Grandpa Cheng agreed and went to the kitchen to cook.

Cheng Yu leaned on the wall and walked to the door of the bathroom with a cane. Looking at the bathroom that seemed to be flooded, he couldn't help but said, "You are really not polite at all."

Qiu Yang just finished twisting the last piece of clothing, and said, "Brother Yang should ask you this, right?"

"Well...can you open the drain? The water is almost overflowing." Cheng Yu came here for this matter.

"Drained?"

"It's under the clothes."

Qiu Yang lifted his feet and changed his position to stand, picked up the clothes under his feet, and the accumulated water on the ground flowed down.

"I said why the water is getting more and more. It turns out that the drain is blocked."

Cheng Yu asked the sky speechlessly, yes, you fucking almost flooded my house.

Qiu Yang asked: "Why have I washed it twice, why is there still so much washing powder?"

Cheng Yu poked his head in and took a look, "Seven or eight pieces of clothes, pour a whole fucking bag of washing powder, if you can clean it twice, I'll beat you to death!"

"Don't do it, don't get angry, what will happen if you don't wash it clean?"

"The washing powder is dry on the clothes, and it's white in lumps."

"Day, that's disgusting, it needs to be cleaned up."

"Ah."

"Am I wasting water too much?"

"Did you fucking think about wasting water now?"

"Listening to Jun's words is better than studying for ten years. Brother Yang has gained a little knowledge."

"You're not fucking knowledgeable, you're disabled at the ninth level of living ability, and you can't take care of yourself when you're old."

"I'm going, do you want to be so vicious? If Brother Yang can't take care of himself, who will chat with you? Isn't life missing a lot of fun?"

"Poor hot chicken, wash your clothes."

Qiu Yang's subordinates continued to work.

Cheng Yu asked again, "Have you never done housework?"

Qiu Yang said while pouring water: "Almost, for Xiao Yuyu, brother Yang is willing to go all out."

Cheng Yu really wanted to poke him to death, "Who the hell is Xiao Yuyu!"

Qiu Yang pouted: "Here, someone who looks like he wants to stab Brother Yang to death."

Cheng Yu couldn't help but said, "Qiu Yang, are you fucking shameless?"

Qiu Yang nodded: "Cheng Yu, I'm serious. I really like to mess around. Sometimes I don't play lightly. No matter whether it's an accident or not, if I'm wrong, I'm wrong."

Cheng Yu didn't fool around with him, and said seriously: "How much do you know me? Did I let you intervene in my life casually? Actually, to be honest, I think you are the same as Qian Feng and the others."

"Because of the things I did when I first transferred here?"

"That's right." It's rare for Cheng Yu to lack confidence. In fact, it's not all because of those things, but because of Qiu Yang's attitude. He can say one thing so indifferently, but it's just a big deal in his eyes. , but Cheng Yu didn't want to tell Qiu Yang clearly, because Cheng Yu felt that their relationship hadn't reached this level yet.

Cheng Yu thought that Qiu Yang would be angry, so he threw his clothes on the ground, and left his house full of anger, and then the two of them returned to the previous state, ignoring each other, and disliking each other. After a while, Qiu Yang changed to another deskmate and completely integrated into that class, just like them, treating him as a joke after dinner.

But Cheng Yu didn't expect that Qiu Yang thought for two seconds, then suddenly grinned a few times, then stretched out his wet hand in front of Cheng Yu, and said in a brisk tone: "Let's get to know each other formally, Cheng Yu, you Okay, my name is Qiu Yang, people in the Jianghu call him Brother Yang."

Cheng Yu: "..."

Qiu Yang urged: "What the hell are you doing in a daze? Call Brother Yang quickly, Brother Yang will protect you from now on!"

Cheng Yu still didn't speak, and stared at Qiu Yang in a daze, at a loss.

By coincidence, Cheng Yu stretched out his hand, and Qiu Yang grabbed his hand and said, "We've made peace with the handshake. Don't be awkward with Brother Yang anymore. If you have anything to say, just start a fight."

Cheng Yu's mood was very complicated and subtle, and he felt a very strange feeling. He couldn't tell why it was strange. He seemed very happy, but he was also a little uneasy.

Qiu Yang let go of Cheng Yu's hand, turned around and shook the clothes, as if talking to himself or saying to Cheng Yu: "Brother Yang hasn't finished washing the clothes yet, washing by hand is really troublesome."

That afternoon, Cheng Yu, who was lame, leaned on a cane and stood blankly at the door of the bathroom all afternoon. In the bathroom, Qiu Yang flicked the washing powder in his hand carelessly, and stepped on a pair of tractors to splash the water on the ground. Splashing, rolling his trouser legs like a little ruffian.

He yelled "Xiao Yuyu" one by one, and the boy called "Xiao Yuyu" leaned on the wall with one hand and picked up a cane with the other hand and poked it in. The ruffian boy hugged his stomach and said, "Brother Yang is wrong, Brother Yang no longer calls Xiao Yuyu, and will call him 'Little Ayu' from now on!"

"Are you fucking treating me like a donkey? If you fuck me again, I won't kill you!" Although Cheng Yu was ruthless, none of his crutches hit Qiu Yang.

Man, sometimes it is so strange, so strange that even I can't realize what is so strange.

The author has something to say: This... has anyone read it, it always gives me the feeling that I am going to die alone soon. .