Silly Hunter's Wife

Song Chun didn't sleep well that night, because Er Niu was dishonest and kept tossing and turning beside her.

Even though Song Chun told her that she was asleep, she kept muttering, "I can't sleep, hey, I can't sleep..."

Song Chun wondered if she ate too much today, and her stomach was full, so she tossed and couldn't fall asleep, so she couldn't help saying: "Who told you to be disobedient, insisting on eating so much food, now it's uncomfortable, Can't sleep?"

After Erniu tossed and muttered for a long time, Song Chun was finally willing to speak, and she was very happy.

So he immediately pretended to be uncomfortable, and said cryingly: "I knew I would listen to your advice and stop eating so much. Ouch, I feel so uncomfortable, my stomach hurts..."

While saying that she rolled a few more times.

Song Chun couldn't do anything after hearing that, she didn't have any medicine at home except medicine for trauma.

Because she has always been in good health, she has not been sick for several years, and she is even less likely to eat enough, and she does not prepare herbs or pills at home to help digestion.

Er Niu continued to roll around, moaning and crying, making Song Chun worried and anxious.

Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore, and asked Erniu if she was really uncomfortable. If she was really uncomfortable, she would get up, and she took Erniu to see Mother Tana in the village.

"Aunt Tana? What does she do?" Er Niu asked curiously, forgetting to pretend she had a stomachache.

Song Chun said: "She is a woman who treats the people in our village. She is also a shaman. She can channel spirits and exorcise evil spirits. People in the village go to her when they are sick. She is very powerful and cannot be cured." The disease, the evil that cannot be driven away."

Erniu couldn't help muttering softly when she heard this: "So her name is Aunt Tana."

Before going down the mountain, her sister Da Niu told her not to provoke a shaman in this village.

Now after hearing what Song Chun said, I knew the name of this shaman and what skills she had.

But Erniu didn't think in her heart that such a shaman in the village would be so powerful, and of course she wouldn't have to provoke this person just to find something to do.

Song Chun continued: "...Nurse Tana's mother is a shaman. I heard that the shamans of the Tana family are passed on from female to male. Sister Tana..."

Er Niu asked: "How old is this Sister Tana in your village?"

Song Chun told her that she was in her 40s.

When Er Niu heard that the shaman was only in her 40s, she didn't take her seriously anymore.

Because Erniu's age is at least ten Sisters Tana's combined, she has enough qualifications to sell her old age.

"Hey, don't you have a stomachache?" Song Chun suddenly came over to Er Niu knowingly and asked Er Niu. During this period, Er Niu was talking about Sister Tana in the village, but she didn't hear her groaning.

"...Hehe, yes, it doesn't hurt now, it's just a little swollen." Er Niu concealed it.

She thought, this way, she didn't have to get up, and she didn't have to follow Song Chun to see that Sister Tana for treatment.

"We still need to eat less in the future, don't eat desperately when you are hungry, or you will be like you just now..." Song Chunxu said.

"But my stomach is still a little bloated, how about you rub it for me?" Er Niu suddenly said coquettishly.

"..." Song Chun didn't expect Er Niu to throw out such a sentence suddenly.

She secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and became nervous just because of Er Niu's words.

To be honest, if Erniu is a plain-looking girl with a flat body, and now she says she has a bloated stomach and wants Song Chun to rub it, then Song Chun will definitely rub it for her kindly.

But Erniu is a girl who is charming, beautiful and supple, with big breasts and thin waist, and who wears so little clothes, and who has just met Song Chun, and has been looking at her with seductive little eyes intentionally or unintentionally.

What's worse is that Song Chun has a kind of feeling towards Er Niu that she thinks is not clean.

Adding all these together, it's no wonder that Song Chun can rub Er Niu's belly!

After Erniu threw out such a sentence in the dark, she hoped that Song Chun would agree. She imagined that Song Chun's hand was placed on her stomach through the apron she was wearing, and she was faintly excited.

But after waiting for a long time, Song Chun didn't make a sound.

"Chunzi." Er Niu couldn't help calling her.

Song Chun still didn't say anything.

"Chunzi, are you asleep?" Er Niu continued to ask.

After hearing this, Song Chun decisively pretended to be asleep.

Erniu waited for a while longer, she lost her patience, and lifted her own quilt all at once, then gently lifted Song Chun's quilt, and slipped inside like a snake.

Her body is not yet touching Song Chun.

There was only a sound of "gudong", and someone fell under the kang.

Later, she heard Song Chun yelling "Ouch" from under the kang.

Erniu instantly understood that Song Chun was pretending to be asleep, and she just didn't want to agree to rub her belly.

"Hahahaha!" The second girl who understood it was not angry, but laughed out loud.

Song Chun sat on the ground and didn't know what to say, she really had nothing to do with Er Niu.

Holding the edge of the kang, Song Chun got up from the ground, rubbed his painful body, and said bitterly to the second girl in his bed on the kang, "Grandma, can we stop making trouble like this? It's winter, suffer If you get cold, you will get sick later, it’s another matter.”

Er Niu peeked at Song Cun, and saw that she had a frowning expression.

"Hmph! Who told you to ignore me and pretend to be asleep, you deserve it!" Er Niu didn't sympathize with Song Chun at all, her tone was none of her business, and there was even a hint of schadenfreude.

"..." Song Chun, speechless, had no choice but to strike a match and light up the oil lamp on the kang table again.

Then she crossed her hips and looked at Er Niu who was lying on her pillow and occupying her bed, and asked her seriously: "Er Niu, where are you sleeping? If you want to sleep here, I will sleep on the bed."

Erniu wasn't frightened by Song Chun's serious look at all, the old god said, "I'll sleep where you sleep."

Song Chun resolutely rejected her: "No, I'm not used to sleeping in the same bed with others, besides, you've only known me for a day, let alone!"

"Why not? How warm it is for two of you to sleep together."

"The kang you sleep on is already warm, so you don't need to sleep with me anymore."

"... But I'll sleep on your side, it's not warm here."

"Then you go back to sleep! Hurry up, don't dawdle!"

"If you promise me to sleep on the other side too, I'll go back to sleep. I'll sleep on the other side alone, I'm afraid..."

Song Chun looked at Er Niu who was blinking pitifully and with big eyes, and his heart softened again.

She thought, she can't just stand under the kang and talk nonsense with the second girl. Although the room is not cold because the kang was burned, the ground is still icy.

So she made a condition: "I can sleep on the other side, but you have to sleep on your own bed, and you are not allowed to make any more noise, or...or..."

Song Chun really wanted to say, Er Niu, if you continue to misbehave, I will drive you away. You are too disrespectful. Who is the master of this family? You have made me, the master, so embarrassing now.

"What else?" Er Niu looked at Song Chun with a playful smile, looking heartless.

When Song Chun saw her like this, he immediately lost his temper.

"Hey..." She sighed and stroked her forehead, "It seems that I must have owed you in my previous life, and now you are here to collect the debt..."

"Tell me, what else?" Er Niu asked with a smile.

Song Chun had an idea, and threw out the trump card that he thought would work: "Otherwise, I won't steam steamed buns for you tomorrow, and I don't care about you, you can cook by yourself!"

Not to mention, as soon as Song Chun said this, Er Niu's hippie smile froze.

As a foodie Er Niu, she had a great time eating at Song Chun's house when she came down the mountain. She still hasn't eaten the white flour steamed buns tomorrow morning, and the delicious food that Sun Lianhua and Song Chun said this afternoon. .

If Song Chun was really angry and stopped cooking, it would be a disaster for her, a foodie who has never cooked before.

Casting a resentful glance at Song Chun, Er Niu pursed her lips and surrendered.

She said aggrievedly: "Okay, I promise you, go back to sleep and stop making noise. However, you also have to sleep on the kang, it's warmer than here."

Song Chun said yes, then you should hug the quilt and lie down quickly. As she said, she leaned over and picked up the pillow that Erniu threw over just now, and put it back in its original place.