Grandpa is such a bunny

It was an excellent night, the sky was overcast with clouds, and it looked like it was going to rain.

Xingyue hides behind the clouds, the world is so dark that you can't see your fingers when you stretch out your hands.

This is not a good day to walk at night, but it is a comfortable time to kill and sleep.

A tile-brick house was full of potholes, the floor and the corners of the walls were full of small dirt bumps, and the room was empty, only a bed and a table were placed. People who have been here felt cold and hard, and had no feet.

If you have to sit down and drink a pot, those two pieces of furniture can be used as chairs—the table is extremely clean, and there is nothing but a layer of dust that can be touched, and it is obvious that sitting down is flying ashes A choking ending.

And the other place where the buttocks seemed to fall was randomly thrown by the owner with a messy quilt. If you are not blind, you can still see the straw stalks in the quilt.

Everyone who came in had to ask, "Don't you really feel prickly?"

Annoyed by being asked, the owner of the house pushed people out, "If you don't pierce, I don't know that you have a thick skin."

The person came and said, "You marry a daughter-in-law, you are the most lacking in the whole Luo'an city. If you marry someone else's girl, don't you have to mend all the mouse holes in your house... Hey, not yet After that, it closed the door."

"Go, go, go and play." The owner of the house drove people away, leaned lazily on the bed, took a straw pole into his mouth, and glanced at the gray lumpy hole in the corner of the wall, thinking, What's wrong with him making a hole? Will rats know how to make a hole?

"Brother Tu! Something happened, Brother Tu!"

There was an urgent knock on the door outside the house.

The room was pitch black, and a small round, white furry claw suddenly protruded from the quilt and straw balls. The claw grabbed the two long, thin, narrow cattail-leaf fan-like ears exposed outside, and folded them. He came down and blocked his ears and eyes, obviously intending to continue to sleep.

"Brother Tu, something really happened. The bandit den on Fengyang Mountain was taken away!"

The straw ball was quiet for a while, and after a while, the thing inside reluctantly kicked the straw to the side, and a soft-looking ball was exposed, with a chubby body followed by a short round tail.

This is a rabbit, a little fat, a little soft, a little white.

The rabbit rolled over and sat up, letting go of its long ears.

One ear stood up with a 'pop', revealing the pink-white cochlea, while the other rested on the rabbit's right eye.

It casually swept the disobedient long ear to the back of its head, stretched out its claws and picked up the dark blue official uniform beside it.

The fabric of the official uniform is not very good, and the style is also outdated. On the back, there is a word embroidered vertically across the shoulders with thick thread - catch, but this dress looks very good on this rabbit.

The fur under the official uniform disappeared, and turned into a thin and tough chest, with a sharp face on top of the chest.

The owner of this house is a rabbit, named Tubo, whose age cannot be traced. According to the rabbit in question, he is only eighteen.

who believes.

Tubo kicked his boots, staggered to the door, and yanked the door open.

"Knock what, beg for your life." He breathed lazily, his voice was deep and hoarse, but it sounded good.

The person outside is Sun Xiao, who is a fast catcher just like Tubo. He was banging hard when the door was opened suddenly. He didn’t expect it, and before he retracted his hand, he almost punched Tubo so proud of himself. up the bridge of the nose.

Tu Bai squinted his eyes, and turned his head to avoid it, "The bandits on Fengyang Mountain? Mr. Du failed to encircle and suppress them three times, didn't he, who gave it to me?"

Sun Xiaoming's voice was dry. Seeing Tubo's robe that was casually wrapped around his body, he stretched out his hand to fasten the buttons on him. Teach someone to tie him up and throw him at the gate of the yamen."

Tubo was dragged away by him, rubbed his sleepy eyes indiscriminately, "The door is not closed yet."

Sun Xiao fastened his clothes, and even scratched Tubo's hair twice, "Hurry up, Brother Tu, it's your house, dogs don't like cats. I guarantee that if a thief goes in, he will starve to death , there is no need to close the door at all.”

Tubo rolled his lips and smiled, stepped on the silent night, and arrived at the gate of the official residence in Luo'an City.

From a long distance away, half the sky was illuminated by the torches flickering in front of the government, and the crowds were crowded under the orange flames, all of them were ordinary people who were woken up in the middle of the night to watch the excitement.

"Let's all go back, what's there to see." Tubo lazily passed through the crowd, took a look inside, let out a yo, and stroked his chin, "It's really pretty."

The bound men lay crookedly on the ground, their hands and feet were connected, and their shoulders were touching the ground, as if their shells had been turned upside down, and they couldn't get up.

The bandits were all tall, tall, and vicious. Being tied up like this only added a lot of jokes.The little girl in the arms of a woman opened her sleepy eyes and giggled.

The bandit leader with a scar on his head roared loudly, and the frightened little girl stopped smiling and burst into tears.

"Little boy, you are afraid of this." Tubo took the child into his arms, walked to a pile of bastards, nodded to the scholar who was bending over to check the list one by one, and stepped on the bandit leader's head , trampled him to the ground.

The bandit leader's hands and feet were tied together, so he couldn't lie down all over. With his high buttocks sticking out and his head on the ground, like a pig waiting to be slaughtered, he roared loudly.

Tubo stood still on his head, and tapped the tip of the little girl's nose, "Do you want to ride a big horse?"

The bandit who was lying on the ground was furious, stared at the bull's eyes and cursed, "Scholar can be killed but not humiliated, you bunch of unkind officials, I will kill you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the scholar who was bending over to check the list raised his eyebrows, rolled up the book in his hand and slapped the bandit leader's face, straightened his waist and looked around at the people watching the excitement, smoothed the wrinkles on the official robe, He said coldly, "What kind of scholar are you? A scholar who murders sons, prostitutes|wives, and steals people's money?"

The scholar's name is Du Yun, and he is the magistrate of Luo'an City.

He was dressed in a dark blue official robe, with broad shoulders and narrow waist. His posture did not look like a scholar. There was a bright and upright look between his brows and eyes, and his eyes were clear. He stared at the bandits under his feet. He kicked over, "Is this official not benevolent? I am not benevolent to things like you."

As soon as he kicked it up, he couldn't stop, and the bandit's huge face was covered with footprints.

Sun Xiao called the master at the side to stop, and rushed to hug Du Yun together, "My lord, calm down, calm down."

Du Yun was full of anger.This group of bandits robbed and robbed houses with cruel methods. Over the years, as many as 30 to [-] people were killed or injured by them. Since he took office, he organized the government to encircle and suppress three times, but he couldn't survive.

The master is a middle-aged man in his 40s. He tugged on Du Yun's sleeve and said in a low voice, "Your Excellency, if you step on the shoes again, they will break. The subsidy given by the court this year is exhausted."

Du Yun kicked all over the bandit's nose, then retracted his foot abruptly, turned his boots left and right, and seeing that there was nothing wrong, he breathed out a few bad breaths, straightened his clothes, and snorted, "I don't bother with you!" People like you care about it."

After he finished speaking, someone among the bandits whom he stepped on like a pig's head suddenly shouted, and two palm-length silver knives flew out from the tattered clothes, piercing through the evening wind and hitting Du Yun's back.

The surrounding people gasped.

Under the moonlight, the silver knife flashed a cold luster, and immediately pierced the body of a group of black shadows.

The black shadow screamed, and rolled to the ground behind Du Yun—it was the bandit leader lying at Tubo's feet just now. He regarded the bandit leader as a ball and kicked it to block the hidden weapon that flew out for no reason.

Tubo stretched his ankles, and cursed, "Grandma has such a leg, she's quite heavy." Holding the little girl in his arms, he asked flirtatiously, "Is brother amazing?"

The little girl was only two years old, giggling and laughing again.

Tubo held the little girl in one hand and walked into the group of bandits. With a glance, he flipped his other wrist and brought a bandit out by the throat, throwing it to the ground, and then stepped on his chest, "Hidden weapon? I underestimated you." .”

Someone in the group of bandits shouted nervously, "The third leader!"

Tubo squinted and smiled, "The third master? He's still a boss."

He knelt down and looked at it carefully.

The third master gritted his teeth and stared at Tubo with slender and vicious eyes.This person looks quite upright at first glance, but if you taste it carefully, you can feel a sharp and harsh taste.Picture raised his hand and pinched it, touched the smooth skin, and forcibly opened the hand of the third master to look at it.

Seeing that he was playing with relish, Du Yun went up and sent the little girl back to her mother, patted Tubo on the shoulder, "You are picking pork, be careful, there are so many people watching."

Tubo shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "My lord, do you still remember the case of Wang Xiang a year ago?"