It's okay not to fry CP! [Entertainment]

Chapter 16 Farmland Variety Show

Li Xu's idea is really good, the fan effect of the blockbuster "APEX fit" does not even need to be predicted in advance, it is an absolute guarantee of ratings.

But even so, Lu Jinchen still felt a headache.

He Zishu, plus Xie Muran, plus Given.

This is the rhythm of his death.

He Zishu received it with a smile full of surprise and joy, but in the end he only condensed into one sentence: "Have you had breakfast yet?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a rustling sound from the second filming group not far away.

All of them are produced by younger female interns.

"Absolutely, the first sentence is, have you eaten yet? My river crab CP is true."

"Today, I will temporarily jump out of the pit of the statement and stay in the pit of the river crab for a while!"

Because Lu Jinchen was relatively close, the voice faintly floated into his ears.

Lu Jinshen: "..."

"Eat something casually." Xie Muran was in a good mood, "Didn't you say that you were very busy the past two days, so come here early with Fanfan."

"You don't know how I've come here these days, I've lost weight, so I'm here to make up for it."

He Zishu didn't see where Xie Muran lost his flesh at all, and pinched his face: "Thin?"

Given dragged two suitcases and walked slowly from behind, then said: "I lost 317 grams."

He Zishu: "..."

Lu Jinchen took a suitcase from Givenchy, looked at Xie Muran and said coolly, "It's really hard for you to lose so much weight."

Xie Muran: "It's just ordinary hard work."

Lu Jinshen: "Why don't you tell me in advance if you want to come over?"

Xie Muran didn't block Lu Jinchen's eye attack, and quickly blamed him: "It was requested by the director team."

A few people were about to say something, but Bai Ying and Yu Ming who were in the room came out when they heard the noise.

When the two saw that the guests were Xie Muran and Givenchy, they were overjoyed.

Especially Bai Ying, originally thought that the guests in the first episode would always be poorly entertained.

But now looking at the four boys standing in front of him, it feels comfortable no matter how you look at it.

He Zishu originally thought that today's painting style was the same as the previous two days, but who knew that after packing up the luggage, the director called for assembly with a loudspeaker.

The sound of the horn is not pleasant, sharp, harsh, and extremely penetrating.

The sound line is compressed by the speaker, and it is somewhat distorted.

But every word made them confused.

"We are an authentic farmland variety show, and what we want to cultivate are agricultural giants."

Everyone: "..."

Farmland variety show? ? ?

Director Li continued to clear his throat: "I regret to inform you that due to insufficient funds, if you want to eat for the next two days, you must earn labor wages yourself."

"Why did we run out of funds as soon as we came?" Xie Muran's smile gradually disappeared: "Obviously they informed us to come on vacation."

"In order to have a good meal, we Fanfan didn't even eat breakfast."

Given glanced at Xie Muran: "Don't lie."

Not only did he eat, but he also ate a lot.

Yu Ming and Bai Ying had expected that the program crew would not let them go so easily.

The two crossed their hands, with a look of "so they were waiting here".

Before the director could continue, Bai Ying walked to the gate and pulled the chili pepper off.

"Actually, there is quite a lot of food stored at home."

The director was full of black lines: "Mr. Bai, that's a prop."

Bai Ying: "If you're going to starve to death, it's not a prop, as long as you can eat it."

Yu Ming's eyes have already followed the village bully rice.

Big goose stewed in iron pot.

can.

In the face of food and clothing, family affection is not worth mentioning.

filming team:"……"

"Today's main task is to dig sweet potatoes. You can exchange materials with us at the same market price, such as rice, vegetables, fruits and other necessary items."

The director looked at Bai Ying, who was about to go into the kitchen, and said, "Teacher Bai, stop."

Bai Ying turned around.

"The rice jars and vegetable jars in the kitchen have been emptied by us in advance."

"Really, not a single one."

Lu Jin was stunned: "So, this means confiscating our things and selling them to us in another way?"

He Zishu: "If we don't do well, we won't even get back what belongs to us?"

Director: "How can you say that?"

But not rude.

He Zishu turned his head to look at the two cubs having fun in the courtyard: "Then what do the rice and Achai eat?"

The director was unmoved: "So we have to work hard to make money, no matter how hard it is, we can't hurt our children."

He Zishu: "..."

At the end of the discussion, He Zishu had given up trying to get cheap from the rogue film crew.

But he looked at a small tractor and four large panniers in front of him.

He Zishu felt that he still underestimated the degree of hooliganism of the hooligan film crew.

He Zishu stepped forward, patted the iron sheet on the car body, and asked doubtfully, "What kind of car is this?"

Yu Ming laughed and said, "All cars that you don't know will be treated as Rolls-Royce."

On the contrary, Xie Muran, who always escaped, was silent, and then the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said reluctantly: "Old man music."

He Zishu looked back at Xie Muran in shock.

Do you know this?

"Because I have driven it before." Xie Muran said truthfully.

He Zishu: "???"

Have you ever driven this?

Xie Muran turned his head away with an indignant expression.

The reason why he opened it was because he had participated in other variety shows at Qingyuntai before.

That day, #谢拉然为老头乐言言# This insane topic was on the hot search for a day.

"Director Li came prepared." Lu Jin raised his eyebrows.

Li Xu laughed so hard that his double chins trembled, but he didn't refute: "You can choose this old man's lucky sweet potato, or these four baskets."

He was sure that Xie Muran would be kicked out of the shelves.

Sure enough, Lu Jinchen immediately made a choice: "Then today will be a hard day."

Given: "The old man's music is very good."

He Zishu didn't say anything, but patted Xie Muran's shoulder reassuringly.

Xie Muran: "..."

The old man Le flew away all the way, and Xie Muran, who was sitting in the driver's seat, had nothing to love.

And the three people sitting in the convertible car at the back were not much better.

This car is shaking too much.

It was as if a wheel was about to be removed in the next second.

They couldn't even tell whether it was Xie Muran who was not holding the steering wheel firmly, or the old man Le was getting older and unhappy.

The film crew's car slowly led the way, laughing with the photographer until the camera trembled.

These four people are top-notch in the circle, and they are the number one men's team in Leqing.

With such a face, he was still squeezed into a small broken tractor.

The director is really a wolf.

Bumping all the way, and finally approaching the destination, Xie Muran suddenly stretched the tune, pinching his throat with a dubbing effect: "Please be careful when reversing, please be careful when reversing."

He Zishu, who was about to get up, staggered in fright, but was fortunately supported by Lu Jinchen.

Lu Jinchen frowned: "Be careful."

On the other hand, Given was staring at He Zishu and Lu Jinchen's hands together.

It's like watching roguelikes.

Lu Jinshen: "..."

Xie Muran climbed down from the driver's seat, and said tremblingly, "Driving tired is not a problem."

Given: "Wake up, it's only been on for 10 minutes."

"Now I want to change tasks with Sister Baiying and the others, and go to the chicken pageant." Xie Muran leaned on the car with some exhaustion.

The task given to Baiying and the others by the film crew was to go to the chicken farm in the town and bring back a king chicken.

Not lunch.

Complete the four words for firewood, rice, oil, and salt.

This is true on the surface, but in fact, everyone knows it in their hearts.

The link of "labor for remuneration" is actually specially set up for "APEX", so that the four of them can act together.

No matter how Buddhist the program is positioned, it also needs ratings. What the audience wants to watch, the program group has to show them.

With Bai Ying and Yu Ming's qualifications and status, the program crew can't do anything serious, but someone has to be stabbed.

Naturally, the knife fell on He Zishu and the others.

After He Zishu stood still, he stepped forward and squeezed Xie Muran's arm.

"Zishu," Xie Muran muffled, and moved his head to He Zishu's shoulder, "With my face, why do I start by selling sweet potatoes?"

He Zishu was amused, and patted Xie Muran's head: "Well, you have paid too much for this family."

Lu Jinchen supported the wall of the car with one hand and jumped down.

He raised his eyes and glanced at Xie Muran and He Zishu. For some reason, he felt a little irritated when he saw the two who were so close.

I kind of want to pack Xie Muran and send it back.

"Let's go, it's getting late." Lu Jinshen interrupted and walked straight forward.

He and Givenchy walked ahead, while Xie Muran and He Zishu followed.

There are well-built ridges all around. It rained a few days ago, and it also brought out a smell of mud.

After walking for four or five minutes, several people saw a green flag-shaped sign.

The sign is not very big, with three big characters "Under the Banyan Tree" written on it.

Under the flag, there is a melon field, and it is a huge melon field.

The four looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally resigned to their fate.

They each tied up their trousers, put on their gloves, and got off the ground.

After working for a long time, it was not until the plastic film was completely covered by sweet potatoes that I struggled to get up.

"Zi Shu, do you know what I was thinking when I was digging sweet potatoes?" Xie Muran stretched and smiled wryly.

He Zishu: "Huh?"

"I feel like I'm just stealing melons." Xie Muran picked up the banner that read "Under the Banyan Tree", "This is the steel fork."

Coupled with Xie Muran's loveless expression, it is very vivid.

Given, who has always had no emotions, was so teased that he covered his face and laughed, let alone He Zishu.

Lu Jinshen watched from the sidelines as the three of them were arguing.

A gust of wind blew by, rustling, I don't know where it came from, but it made those smiles very clear, spreading across the chest.

Bai Ying told him that He Zishu was actually very good.

He saw it and gradually believed it.

He bowed his head to rub Xie Muran's shoulders, rolled up Givenchy's sleeves, and reminded the photographer to pay attention to his feet.

When doing things, his eyes are lowered, and he rarely speaks, unlike Xie Muran who has a natural sensitivity to the camera.

For an artist, this is actually not a good thing.

The quieter the person, the easier it is to be ignored, like a flat silent film.

If one is not aware of it, the branches and leaves will fall.

If the story fails to connect, others will lose interest.

Especially when there are other people around.

If the starlight is too bright, others will not be able to see the fireflies.

However, He Zishu was amazing and easily won the favor of others.

Lu Jin was in deep thought, when He Zishu suddenly raised his head.

The two looked at each other like that.

Lu Jin clearly saw that the man smiled at him.

There is no guard, no fear, no dodge, and it is caught off guard.

It made his heart itch slightly.

"Go back." Lu Jinchen said softly.

The author has something to say: Our army is lonely and old.

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