interstellar flat head brother

There was a new wave of Zerg invasion on the border of the tenth district. Brother Badger happened to be traveling in that area with Chu Yu, so they cleaned it up.But just pack it up, he also ate a lot for lunch, causing Zerg diplomats to come and keep protesting their bug rights.

It's fucking, it's a worm.

Since the Zerg gave birth to a new queen, they began to make revolutions and establish an imperial system.It's okay to conduct armed exercises on the border of the triple galaxy, and after being beaten back by the army stationed on the border, I will seek compensation from the galaxy over and over again.

In terms of shamelessness, no one can compare to the Zerg.

However, the Zerg also has people who are afraid of them, and that is General Ye, who has risen three years ago, known as Brother Badger by people in the universe.He is a heroic character who has countless fans and makes the Zerg fearful.

The terrible degree of Brother Badger is specifically reflected in the fact that whenever he conquers the Zerg, he will always seize every opportunity to have a full meal.Think about it, the companions who were fighting with you were suddenly beheaded and eaten by the local authorities.

……eaten.

Steaming, frying and frying is definitely a psychological shadow.

It is said that many young Zergs are not strong enough to withstand stress, and they went crazy after seeing Brother Badger.

Psychological breakdown across the board.

The young guys of the Zerg race are so lacking in fighting spirit, which is obviously not in line with the development.So the Zerg sent diplomats to negotiate, protesting that Brother Badger's behavior violated the morality and humanism of the interstellar society.Asking the triple galaxy to give an explanation, the diplomat went to ask Brother Badger.

Brother Badger said innocently and surprised: "I still need social morality and humanism for a meal?"

"..."

The Zerg was speechless.

So they pissed off.

In the end, there was no other way, and the galaxy diplomat deliberately warned Brother Badger: "Don't eat it in front of others."

So the Zerg left satisfied.When they went back to practice again, they were shocked to find that Brother Badger not only ate it, but also grilled it!

It just broke down!

The diplomat came forward to negotiate again, Galaxy said: "Where is the evidence?"

Zerg: "..."

Can't get it out.

Let this matter go.

But this time, they seem to have photographed the evidence.

The diplomat summoned Brother Badger, and Brother Badger was playing.So he pushed the matter to other members of the Tenth Legion and let them go.

Members of the Tenth Legion were evasive and quickly pushed the matter to Wei Zhang.

Wei Zhang was so stupid that he found out his real purpose only after being tricked into boarding the starship, and immediately decided to bully the Zerg diplomat into tears.

In terms of intrigue and shamelessness, the Zerg are honestly inferior to humans.They have long since flourished in this skill.

"What's the evidence? You're calling it evidence if you throw a messy clip? Let me see... Where is Brother Badger? Where is he? You mean this? Don't be funny, Brother Badger's back is taller and mightier than this one, Just a back view is radiant. Do you know what radiance is? Forget it, you don’t even understand idioms. Besides, even if this is Brother Badger, so what? What’s wrong with people going on a trip and eating a souvenir? Residents of the galaxy eat Is this a local product against the law? What is Zerg a local product? There are also cannibals, fish eaters, and of course insect eaters. Is it necessary to deny the rights and identities of the residents of their galaxy just because they have different appetites? No, our triple galaxy is democratic and free, and we don’t engage in imperialism. We respect local cultural differences, and you don’t have to accept them, but please respect them. Otherwise, I will sue you for discrimination on behalf of the people in special cultural regions!”

Zerg diplomat: "..."

Graduate.

Triple Galaxy Diplomat: "Call the doctor."

Wei Zhang spread his hands and hummed twice.

Although his IQ is not online, it is no problem to deal with Zerg who are even more brainless than him!

Wei Zhang was triumphant, and when he saw General Wang coming from the Crescent Bay military fortress, he immediately clamped his tail, drooped his ears, and hid in the crowd, trying to run away.

Slipping into the arms of General Wang Zhongzhong halfway, raised his head to meet those cold and unwavering silver-white eyes, and jumped back in fright.As a result, he sprained his foot and threw himself directly to the ground.

General Wang quickly stopped his waist with his eyes and said in a low voice, "Are you afraid of me?"

Wei Zhang jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "Who is afraid of you? Who is afraid? Am I like the kind of scumbag who runs away in a panic when he sees the person who confesses to me?"

Confession object?

Running away in a panic?

The crowd that had dispersed regrouped, pretending to be walking and chatting as if nothing had happened, but actually turned on the gossip radar to watch the situation here.

General Wang sighed silently in his heart, while Wei Zhang was still laughing awkwardly, completely unaware that he had spit out all the things he tried to forget and cover up.

This IQ... is also cutely stupid.

General Wang was full of compassion, and then said, "Where are your tail and ears?"

Wei Zhang was frightened: "I won't pinch it for you, I want to pinch it for my wife!"

Just don't pinch it for men.

General Wang coaxed him: "I'll just take a look."

Wei Zhang: "I won't show it."

Small appearance, arrogant.

"Then go back and show me?"

General Wang's good-tempered discussion made Wei Zhang unable to bear to refuse.

Probably because his IQ was completely abused, Wei Zhang couldn't refuse anyone who talked to him nicely.

So he awkwardly followed General Wang into the starship, showing his ears and tail, and even warned fiercely: "You can only see, you are not allowed to touch."

General Wang nodded, poured him a glass of water, and gently asked him how he was doing.

Wei Zhang drank some water, tilted his head, and flicked his tail: "It's okay."

"Before you ran in a hurry, you left something at my place."

Wei Zhang said quietly: "Don't mention before, we are still good brothers."

General Wang looked at him quietly, gentle and harmless.

This made Wei Zhang feel that he was an invincible scumbag who rejected such a good person and wanted to hurt him in front of him.

Wei Zhang muttered: "Don't be nice to me. Find someone you like."

"I'm nice to you because I like you, and you are my favorite kid now. If you're not nice to you, who are you nice to?"

Wei Zhang: "I'm not young anymore."

Focusing on the children, General Wang's smile deepened and he looked more gentle.

"Ok, I know."

Taking the opportunity to pinch Wei Zhang's ears.

"..."

Wei Zhang was very distressed, he felt weak when he flicked his tail, his ears drooped, and he was very listless.

"It's my business that I treat you well. You don't need to feel distressed. Just like I like you, it's also my business. You don't have to respond, but don't be afraid. Okay?"

Wei Zhang felt that he was an unparalleled scumbag.

Wang Yi is so good, why is he so scumbag?

Too scum.

The stubborn Wei Zhang only thought of General Wang being kind to him, being gentle and considerate.But I have repeatedly refused and avoided it.But I didn't think that liking is a personal thing, and it is the correct way to directly refuse if you don't like it.

General Wang gently pinched Wei Zhang's ear, and said gently, "You haven't been to Crescent Bay Military Fortress for a long time, and everyone there misses you very much."

Wei Zhang raised his head, pretending to be reserved despite his intentions: "That won't work. The Legion needs me very much. Once I leave, it won't even be able to operate."

"It's amazing. But don't work too hard, just leave the chores to Wang Sheng."

Wei Zhang coughed and waved his hands: "I'm not the kind of person who doesn't work for a salary."

"But a capable person has to do great things. Miscellaneous things can't bother you."

Wei Zhang, who was so affirmed for the first time, was so happy that he flicked his tail and pricked up his ears.He waved his hands up and down, "No, no. It's not that exaggerated. I'm just a little bit better than ordinary people. Don't talk nonsense hahaha..."

General Wang tapped Wei Zhang's tail, stroked the warm and soft fur on it, and smiled more gently.It's just that the eyes staring at Wei Zhang are deeper, hiding a lot of thoughts.

"Then go to the Crescent Bay Military Fortress..."

Wei Zhang waved his hand: "Go. Of course."

General Wang touched Wei Zhang's head, and the latter narrowed his eyes comfortably, without any sense of crisis.

As soon as I touched it along the fur, it was immediately very cute.

Really cute kid.

"Let's go then."

Come, don't even think about leaving.

Just stay.

When he received his father's message, Wang Sheng was stunned for a second before accepting the reality.Instead, he solemnly stated his position: "I will never call Wei mentally handicapped father."

General Wang: "Yes."

The same goes for calling mom.

Wang Sheng breathed a sigh of relief: "Do you need to prepare for the wedding in advance?"

General Wang: "No need."

Wang Sheng nodded and wrote it down.

General Wang: "It's too time-consuming. Call the new media and spread the word."

Wang Sheng twitched the corner of his mouth, did that mean to let the whole galaxy know?

The two fathers and sons had a serious discussion about the wedding. In the middle of the meeting, Wei Zhang walked in and immediately greeted Wang Sheng when he saw him.

Wang Sheng nodded perfunctorily.

Wei Zhang: "I'm in Crescent Bay Fortress. If the Legion has a mission, you must tell me. Alas, it will be very difficult without me. But I believe in your ability, after all, you are my classmates."

Wang Sheng: "Hehe."

Wei Zhang continued to babble, and while he was babbling, he lay unconsciously beside General Wang, his waist was bound, and he automatically waded into General Wang's arms in order to find a comfortable position.

He doesn't even have the slightest bit of self-awareness!

Wang Sheng felt his eyes were blinded.

"Hang up. Goodbye, father."

Wei Zhizhang: "Hey."

"........."

Wei Zhizhang beeped softly: "I said it was a conditioned reflex, do you believe it?"

Wang Sheng smiled ferociously: "Wait."

After the communication was hung up, Wei Zhizhang looked up aggrievedly: "I didn't do it on purpose."

General Wang rolled his Adam's apple up and down, raised his palm to cover Wei Zhang's eyes: "Yes." He lowered his head and kissed Wei Zhang's lips, and let go: "I know."

Wei Zhang was dumbfounded.

"Do you hate it?"

Wei Zhang shook his head.

General Wang lowered his head and deepened the kiss.

"how about this?"

Wei Zhang thought for a while: "It's not bad."

General Wang kissed again, this time his lips and tongue were intertwined, and there was a sound of water stains.

"Like it?"

Wei Zhang was confused: "It's, it's okay."

General Wang smiled and took him into his arms.

postscript.

Wang Sheng's family law has added one: Never fall in love with a mentally retarded person, never marry a mentally retarded person!It is enough to have one mentally handicapped person in the family, never more than two!

The author has something to say: Huh?You guys are so cute, this pair of CPs.

Ah, right.

"Big Crash on Yin-Yang Road" is confirmed to be updated on May 5th, what? (???? `) Comparing my heart.