interstellar flat head brother

Brother Badger was silent for two seconds, quickly took a good position, and Xu Weiyi and the others squatted side by side eating melon seeds and watching the show.

Wang Sheng seriously took out a book with two large characters on it: Family law.

In this day and age, few people use paper items, and it is still a family law.It is estimated that it has been passed down for several years, and it was auctioned for a lot of money.

Su Ya immediately asked curiously, and Wang Sheng said without raising his head: "Thinking too much, this is the family law that I have been recording and supplementing since ten years ago."

"..."

Everyone booed in unison.

Wang Sheng: "Our family has never married a male wife. All the previous family laws have to be abolished and a new one should be established. As a male wife, you should..." After a pause, he asked Wei Zhang: "In terms of the new ephemeris, how old are you?"

Wei Zhang: "Nineteen."

Wang Sheng took a deep breath and disagreed: "It's 20 years behind."

Wei Zhang: "???"

Wang Sheng sighed: "Forget it, as long as you love each other."

Wei Zhang: "???"

Wang Sheng: "Do your parents agree? Make an appointment to chat some other day."

Wei Zhang: "???" He raised his hand: "I have a question."

Wang Sheng: "Reject."

Aya: "It's just a small problem, can't you just listen?"

Xu Weiwei: "All family problems come from lack of timely communication."

Su Ya: "You will be your elder from now on, so you can't be so unfilial."

Brother Badger: "..." You talk, I'll eat melon seeds.

Wang Sheng thought about it and felt that what they said made sense, so he put on a friendly face: "Speak."

Wei Zhang: "What are you talking about?"

Wang Sheng showed a worried expression: "This IQ is not suitable for breeding offspring."

Wei Zhang: "What?"

Xu Weiwei: "Now the best offspring can be selected through instruments. There is always one IQ that reaches the standard among a billion sperm."

Wang Sheng: "You are right."

So the descendants are included in the family law.

Wei Zhang: "Who is going to have a baby?"

Aya: "Speaking of which, why don't you resist at all?"

Wang Sheng: "Why don't you resist? I wish I was someone with an IQ... Forget it, let's not talk about it. My dad has been single for almost 40 years, and finally found someone he likes. I have to admit it even if I pinch my nose."

Su Ya: "Your dad has been single for 40 years? So the age is even older, Wang Sheng, you are not authentic."

Wang Sheng: "Thinking too much. I was born as a test-tube baby without a mother. My father is not married yet."

hiss!I have saved for 40 years, can I keep it?

Everyone looked at Wei Zhang with worried expressions. This child is still stupid and has no sense of crisis.

But naive.

Xu Weiwei said: "Don't worry. During this period of time, I will go to ask the students of medicine and pharmacy to get him some medicines to strengthen his yang and nourish his body."

Wei Zhang: "??? Why do I feel that I still can't understand what you are talking about? Wang Sheng, who is your father?"

"..."

Although he knew that Wei Zhang was mentally retarded, he didn't expect to be so mentally retarded.

Wang Sheng expressed that he was very worried about the IQ of his younger siblings in the future, and only hoped that his father's genes could suppress Wei Zhang's genes.

Su Ya kindly reminded: "General Wang, Wang Yi."

Wei Zhang stared: "What? You two are father and son?!"

Such a shocked expression.

Maybe it's because everyone's eyes are too obvious, Wei Zhang asked in a low voice: "How did you recognize it?"

Aya: "The general's personal photo is published on the official website of the military department. We all know it. We recognized it at the first sight."

Only Wei Zhichao, who has been hugged but still hasn't recognized him.

Wei Zhang: "Oh. Is General Wang getting married? Who is he for?"

In the next second, Wei Zhang received friendly looks from his companions who cared for the mentally handicapped.

After a long time, a shocking question popped up in the room: "When did I fall in love with General Wang?"

Everyone looked at Wei Zhang suspiciously. Seeing his inexplicable and shocked expression, they all turned to Brother Badger.

Brother Badger clapped his hands, thought for a while and said, "Oh, I said it casually. Don't you believe it?"

"..."

Wang Sheng looked down at the family law book, and wrote angrily: Rumors can't be trusted!

Although Wei Zhang often loses his IQ, he now knows that they misunderstood that he was having an affair with General Wang.

He beeped softly: "What kind of IQ do you guys have? Can you believe this rumor?"

Everyone looked at him indifferently.

The person present who is least qualified to diss other people's IQ is Wei Zhang.

Brother Badger narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "General Wang has a crush on you."

Wei Zhang jumped three feet high: "Really? But I don't want to fall in love right now."

Very troublesome.

Wei Zhizhang fell into trouble, held his face in his hands after a while and sighed: "I really am a blue face, so handsome."

Wang Sheng silently added another one to the family law: if the IQ is lower than the passing line, he will not be considered as a romantic partner.

Su Ya: "It's gone, it's gone, there's no gossip."

You are here to gossip about feelings.

Su Ya laughed and said, "Tang Xingyun will be here in a while."

Brother Badger: "Why is he here?"

Su Ya: "It should be for the Mermaid King's court case."

Brother Badger: "What does it have to do with us?"

Su Ya: "One of the judges of the Supreme Court of the Ruling Star is from the Tang family. I heard that you obtained evidence of the Mermaid King's crime in the Carnival Starship. He came to you to find out."

"Oh." Brother Badger sat cross-legged on the sofa, lazily, and had no intention of making friends with Tang Xingyun.He raised his eyelids and looked at Su Ya: "Why do you come to the Second Military Academy?"

For some reason, since the Lizard Planet incident, it seems that Su Ya can be met wherever he goes.

Su Ya showed his big white teeth with a smile: "I dropped out of the First Military Academy, and I will be transferred to the Second Military Academy in a few days."

Brother Badger had weird eyes, but he didn't comment on it.

Su Ya asked him: "Will you enter the military after graduation?"

Brother Badger: "I don't know."

Originally, he would definitely choose to join the military headquarters, because it was a place where he could fight openly and open up wasteland.And the power is great, enough for him to show off his power and power in the interstellar world.

However, when he found out that Marshal Ye and Chu Yu had high authority in the military headquarters, they still had to be constrained by all parties.The interior of the military headquarters has long been invaded by various forces, power is divided, and partisan disputes are for the benefit of each.

With his personality, it would be more comfortable to be an interstellar pirate than a soldier.

However, there are still more than four years before graduation, and he can still plan slowly.

Su Ya: "Do you want to consider taking over the Tenth Army?"

Hearing this, Xu Weiwei and the others raised their heads and looked at each other, but they all kept a tacit understanding and didn't speak.

Brother Badger said frankly: "I haven't thought about it."

Su Ya: "The Tenth Legion is hidden in the dark of the military headquarters, and is directly under the command of the Marshal. It has the greatest freedom and authority, roams in the triple galaxy, and only needs to deal with those dark-level events."

He spread his hands and said: "To be honest, there are two older brothers above me. One is following my father's path and seeking a job in the government. The other has entered the military department and is under the command of General Ye. It is considered steady. Only me, I don't like the twists and turns of the political career, and I don't like the steady and hard work of the military. I prefer to enjoy and fight. I wanted to enter the Tenth Army from the beginning. When I saw you, I wanted to follow .If you become the commander of the Tenth Legion, I will follow you forever."

Su Ya was not because he admired Brother Badger, nor was he conquered by him.He just saw the potential of Brother Badger, and he could live the life he wanted by following him.

Everyone looked at Brother Badger, waiting for his answer.

Brother Badger: "I refuse."

"why?"

"Where are the benefits?"

Su Ya breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, you didn't say the reason 'you are too weak'."

As long as he has a good reason, he can still convince Brother Badger.

Brother Badger: ...Actually, this was the reason for the initial rejection.

"The Ye family now has too much power in the military department. There is a marshal, a general, a major general, and two directors of Xi Kegong. Both the military department and Xi Kegong let you account for half. Your father will become a general sooner or later. And your elder brother is young and promising. In three or four years, he can be promoted to general and take charge of a legion. You are only a freshman, and you already have a large number of fans on the hologram network, and you have military achievements. You have already attracted vigilance After graduating from the military academy, you will be the youngest colonel or senior colonel. If your Ye family is too powerful, you will become the tallest tree and will be uprooted sooner or later."

"It's so strong that no one can beat it, isn't it good?"

What Brother Badger fears the most is fighting.

"Can you guarantee that the Ye family will always be strong? Can you guarantee that no one will unite and kill you first before you grow up?"

"The assumption is invalid."

Su Ya shrugged and smiled: "It's okay, you will believe my hypothesis in the future."

He decided to analyze the stakes for him every day in front of Brother Badger.

Brother Badger squinted at him, and decided to beat Su Ya every day from now on.

Don't think that he doesn't know that Su Ya is playing tricks.Although I don't know what he wants to do, anyway, just beat him up once.

Wang Sheng rubbed his chin to think about Su Ya's proposal. In fact, he was also considering whether he should choose to enter the Ministry or the government after graduation.

He is a cadet in the saboteur military school, and his combat effectiveness is not high, so it is basically difficult to make military achievements.

While Raid Cadets are a treasure, not every battle requires a Raid.If there is a large-scale battle, there may be a chance for him to succeed.

The Wang family is currently only a general Wang, who is still stationed in the Crescent Bay Fortress, far away from the headquarters of the First Star Army, which is tantamount to saying goodbye to the center of power.

He will enter the military in the future, and he has no contacts, so it will be difficult for him to get ahead.

Now it's an era of peace again, interstellar pirates and terrorist organizations can't get him, a rookie with no qualifications, to hang around.

In the future, the galaxy will inevitably choose to cut off soldiers. The position is precarious and it is difficult to make military achievements. It will be even more difficult in the early days.

On the contrary, it is the Tenth Legion, which does not need to consider the background.It is more free in action, and its authority is greater than that of its peers.Apart from not being able to gain glory, he was more willing to choose the Tenth Legion.

If the head of the legion is Brother Badger, then it is completely acceptable.

Wang Sheng looked up at Su Ya and Brother Badger, thinking that he could give them a boost when necessary.

Wang Sheng was not the only one present who had this idea, they were all deviant people, they didn't like the style of the military's party power, and they didn't like the feeling of being restrained, which can be seen from their usual behavior.

In addition, the family does not need them to inherit the family business, so the Tenth Legion is the best choice.

In particular, the leader of the legion is Brother Badger, who is less reliable than them, and he fully agrees with it.

Brother Badger was silent, feeling a little fuzzy.

Who is counting on him?

Looking up, several people smiled harmlessly and kindly.

'Button'.

Wang Sheng was registering a new family law when he heard the words: "Wei Zhang, open the door."

Wei Zhang lay on the sofa like a dead fish: "No, Xu Weiwei?"

Xu Weiwei: "Aya—"

"Ah?" Aya wiped his machete.

Xu Weiwei changed his words: "Su Ya, go and open the door."

Su Ya gnawed two mouthfuls of the fruit: "Leg hurts, don't go."

Several people pushed back and forth, but no one wanted to open the door.

After a while, the knocking on the door stopped.

Several people breathed a sigh of relief, and finally they didn't have to open the door.

The next second, the door was kicked open.

Tang Xingyun looked at the six people in the room as if they were paralyzed. They were only six or seven steps away from the door, but no one was willing to open it.

He took a deep breath, smiled, and resolutely refused to ask such stupid questions as whether they hadn't heard the knock on the door.

But Jin Yao behind him was different, and asked very displeased: "Didn't you hear the knock on the door?"

"It's not deaf anymore, of course I heard it."

Jin Yao looked at Su Ya, extremely disgusted with him.

"Why are you here?"

Su Ya: "Why are you here?"

Jin Yao: "I'll do something!"

Su Ya: "Me too."

Jin Yao was furious, but Su Ya couldn't do anything about it.

Tang Xingyun had heard about Su Ya's dropout from the First Military Academy.I didn't think there was anything wrong, they just went their separate ways.

Tang Xingyun closed the door, knowing that these people had just disembarked from the carnival starship, so he had no intention of hiding it.

He said straightforwardly: "I will go to the ruling star in two days, and I will appear in a court-martial as a witness to accuse the Mermaid King. Now I am going to collect some materials to accuse him. I hope you can cooperate."

Brother Badger: "Okay."

The rest of the people also nodded and did not refuse.

This group of people acted as they wished, and looked down on him. Tang Xingyun was prepared to make a long speech to persuade them.Unexpectedly, they agreed without any hesitation, which surprised him for a moment.

Brother Badger smiled sinisterly: "The Mermaid King ordered the Lizard Star to plot against us. Even if he is not sent to the guillotine this time, he will be sentenced to lifelong frozen imprisonment."

Cryo-imprisonment is to freeze all the vital signs of the criminal, like a living dead.

Jin Yao was recording and collecting all the evidence.During this period, I secretly glanced at Brother Badger from time to time, and always felt that the other party had become different.

After the evidence was collected, the two sides fell silent.

"You're not leaving yet?"

Tang Xingyun: "Talk to promote some feelings."

Brother Badger refused: "It's not necessary."

Jin Yao couldn't help asking: "Did you break into the proving ground last year because of me?"

Brother Badger was stunned, "Who are you?"

Jin Yao fiddled with her long, wavy hair and got up: "I'll go out first to get some air."

Brother Badger turned around and asked the others: "Why didn't she answer me?"

Obviously she was the one who spoke first.

Wang Sheng, Xu Weiwei, and Wei Zhang all looked at Aya, and they didn't know why Jin Yao left without saying a word.Aya is a girl, and girls should understand what girls think.

Su Ya took another fruit and gnawed it, "Aya doesn't know, she just looks like a woman physically."

Aya slapped the fruit that Su Ya put to his mouth with one palm, and it shattered directly.The fruit hit the upper lip and teeth, directly causing Su Ya to burst into tears.

Aya is indifferent: "The dignity of a woman."

what is that?

Aya sneered: "You don't understand."

Being treated as strangers one after another, denying the value of appearance, this is the dignity of a woman.

How could a group of stinky men understand?

Wei Zhang murmured: "Aya can actually say stinky man."

He always thought that Aya would never be able to distinguish the boundaries between men and women.

Su Ya: "The magic of love."

Hearing this, the rest of the people looked at Brother Badger, hoping to see this magical power from him.

Brother Badger was currently picking up Xu's only assembled weapon to study, and said fiercely, "What are you looking at me for?"

"No."

Tang Xingyun: "Do you know what is locked under the first star?"

closed?

"How do you know it's closed?"

Tang Xingyun was taken aback: "You really know how to focus on the key points."

Brother Badger suddenly aimed the assembled weapon in his hand at Tang Xingyun, and pulled the trigger with his finger.

Tang Xingyun reflexively wanted to dodge, Su Ya and Aya jumped up, clasping his shoulders one by one.Immobilize him.

"Murder is a crime."

Brother Badger: "It's okay. I'll make you disabled, pay me some money, make some connections, and I'll be fine."

It doesn't look like he's joking like that, especially since he can't use common sense to deduce the group of murderous people in front of him.

Tang Xingyun's forehead twitched: "I'll just mention one thing, as for?"

Brother Badger put down the assembled weapon and hung the trigger guard on his finger, looking slack and handsome.

"What if we're idiots?"

Tang Xingyun raised his hand and swore: "About this, I can swear that I absolutely did not treat you as idiots, nor did I intend to cheat you. It has something to do with my IQ, so I have to clarify."

Did he look like the kind of guy who would trick them in such a cheap way?

It's an insult to your intelligence.

Anything can be tolerated, but insulting IQ cannot be tolerated.

Brother Badger looked at him with a half-smile, "You have quite a lot of masks."

Who to see, what mask to wear.