interstellar flat head brother

"Chuck is the captain's brother-in-law."

Chu Xie pinched Brother Badger's tail and took a deep breath: "It's really exciting."

Brother Badger: "??"

Stimulate what?

Instead, Chu Yu squeezed Brother Badger's tiny fleshy palm: "Little baby, don't understand."

Brother Badger showed a fucking expression: "Believe it or not, Brother Badger fucked you up?"

"..."

Chu Yin: "I hate it."

Bohr: The nobles of the first star are too messy.

Brother Badger: Talking fast for a while.

Chu Xi motioned Boer to continue.

Ball: "Chuck has a bad temper, and no one in the whole carnival circus can subdue him. He will only obey the leader's words. On the contrary, only Chuck can persuade the leader's stubbornness. For details, refer to Deathmatch."

"Chuck is usually in the VIP area and the first-class arena area, and occasionally goes to the mech area. The first-class arena area is on the third floor. If you go in, you'd better sign a security agreement and insurance—"

"Insurance?"

"Of course. No one can guarantee what will happen in the deathmatch area on the negative third floor. Maybe you will be accidentally injured, like being sprayed by the venom of that strange soft-bodied creature just now, and there are not enough healing equipment in the starship."

Chu Xi only cared about one thing: "I want to know, who is the beneficiary of the insurance?"

"Oh, you can fill in the name of the deputy head, or you can choose the head—it depends on who you like."

Chu Yu: "...Why them?"

Pole screamed, "What else? Who do you want to fill in? Without enough pay, who will collect your body?"

Brother Badger: "If you don't sign the insurance and you just die, what should you do with the body?"

Bohr: "Throw it into the universe. It's garbage anyway."

Judging by Bohr's nonchalant expression, it is estimated that this kind of thing is indeed common in Starship.

"Why do I feel that this approach is more like a robber?"

Ball let out a 'ha' and said: "If the approach is not a little tougher, how can the carnival starship exist for more than 20 years? At least we have not violated the law. Everything is voluntary and signed an agreement."

"Everything, in accordance with the laws of the galaxy."

Chu Xi was silent for a while, and said, "Continue."

Boer glanced back, met Chu Lian's indifferent eyes, and couldn't help but smile flatteringly.

"As long as Chuck appears in the Colosseum, he will definitely watch the death fight. There is a room in the first-class Colosseum, which is exclusively for Chuck. He will stay there for two days, and take care of the place by the way."

After all, it is a deathmatch, in order to survive, there will inevitably be some illegal operations.In addition, those who dare to participate in the death fight are all masters.

So Chuck wants to suppress the field.

"It's not easy for you guys to meet Chuck. Chuck doesn't meet strangers—unless you're rich."

"How rich is it?"

"The richest man in the universe... of that level."

Chu Ji was silent.

Brother Badger looked up and looked at him silently.

Chu Yu twitched the corners of his lips: "Suddenly found that I am very poor."

Brother Badger raised his paw and patted Chu Hei's chest: "I will accompany you."

"...I thought you would say give me money."

Brother Badger stared wide-eyed, innocently serious: "Brother Badger has no money."

Chu Hide was expressionless.

It was as if he didn't open the casino that was so rich in the early days.

"Even the stars and the sea said they could give me half, but now they say they don't have one." Chu Xie said with a resentful expression, "Oh, man."

Brother Badger pursed his lips, hesitated again and again, and whispered, "Brother Badger must have private money."

Chu Yu was shocked, well, the little baby would also have the idea of ​​hiding private money.

Just horrible.

Brother Badger: "The dead bald man said that a man must have his own money!"

As if to verify that what he said was correct, he nodded heavily.

The dead bald head is Admiral Ye.

Chu Xi knew that he could be said to be his future father-in-law.

He thought to himself at this time, should he flatter and agree, or make fun of him ruthlessly?

"Then..." Little Badger rubbed his paws and muttered, "Buy some for my wife."

Chu Xie's face changed in a second, and he smiled all over his face. He held Brother Badger in his arms and kissed him on the cheek.

Brother Badger tried his best to set up a decent person: "Let go, let go of respect."

Then the two short hands grabbed Chu Xie's face, and they leaned over to say 'what' and 'what' twice.

"Don't move, Brother Badger, come and kiss me."

Chu Yin: ...

Damn it!

It's so cute!

"You have a nosebleed?"

Chu Xi wiped it off as if nothing had happened: "The sky is dry and the air is dry. There is a lot of blood."

Brother Badger: "Oh."

Sounds all right.

Bohr was dead fisheye all the way.

Dog man man.

Chu Xie glanced at him, and Boer changed his smile in seconds.

"Do you want to continue talking?"

"Besides being rich, is there any way to get close to Chuck?"

"Recommended by the leader."

Chu Jimo.

If they could see the leader, why did they go so far to see Chuck?

Ball coughed a few times, just about to speak.A Tang knife crossed the top of his head, penetrated deeply into the wall, and passed by the tentacles on top of his head.

Mom was so scared that she almost peed out.

"Boss, calm down."

"If you talk nonsense again, I will really kill you."

In order to show that he was not joking, Chu Yu also showed him the skill of cutting new materials such as cutting tofu.

After the cutting, he still asked people in a sly manner: "Do you feel comfortable?"

In fact, if there is no danger, it feels very comfortable.

For obsessive-compulsive disorder, cutting a new material that is too hard to be blasted by a particle energy cannon is like cutting tofu.

That feeling is really cool.

But the murderous intent was aimed at him, and Boer beeped in a low-key voice: "I can bear it—don't, I'm wrong big brother. Now, like you, you want money, you want connections, you want status No place - okay, okay, I won't say, I was wrong."

Alas, he was threatening with a knife at every turn.

To tell the truth, it spoils the sense of passers-by.

"Anyone of you, sign up for a deathmatch. There will be an elimination match within five days, and the final winner can meet Chuck. Every deathmatch, Chuck will invite the final winner to have a private talk and offer a high price to keep them. "

"But you need to disguise your background. I guess you are rushing up to the starship and contacting the carnival circus for the first time. You don't know a lot of things, so the background must not have been disguised. In that case, I have a way here, acquaintance Here you go. You can rest assured...one-stop service for one person’s background, personal ID, and only [-] star coins. Isn’t it cheap?”

Brother Badger: "Brother Badger doesn't want to know about this."

Chu Xie: "I don't really want to know about this."

The corners of Boer's eyes twitched, and he turned around and asked, "Then what do you want to know?"

He said that he didn't want to know after he had finished speaking, but who was holding the Tang knife and threatening him to eat his tentacles before? Excuse me! !

Chu Xi lowered his head: "What do you want to know, baby?"

Brother Badger: "Listen to you."

Chu Xi smiled, showing a row of white teeth: "The head and deputy head of the carnival starship...do they really have an affair?"

Bohr silently hid his disdain in his heart, looked around, and whispered, "Actually, I'm also curious."

"Oh?" Chu Yu said, "Talking while walking."

"Let me tell you that the deputy head is the brother-in-law of the head, but the head's wife died young... Actually, we have never seen it. We only heard that the head's wife died in the battle in the early years. Um... Our head is said to have participated in Had Star Wars, it’s awesome.”

Chu Hide nodded: "Awesome."

can not?

If he hadn't run away, he would be the marshal now.

"When we came to the starship, the relationship between the deputy head and the head is... gay inside gay, do you understand this? It's just like you... as you guessed."

Boer inadvertently glanced at Chu Ji and Brother Badger, and abruptly changed the subject.

"But don't talk about it in front of Chuck, otherwise, Chuck will get angry and smash the entire starship."

"why?"

"Because Chuck denied these rumors... By the way, do you really not consider a set meal? One person is only [-] star coins."

Chu Xie and Brother Badger directly ignored Boer's non-nutritive words and discussed it on their own.

"I'm going to sign up."

Brother Badger was in a dilemma: "Are you going to fight Brother Badger for a chance to fight?"

A male cannot refuse a female's request.

But it's so difficult.

Chu Xie was overwhelmed by the cuteness in an instant, and his color made him faint: "I won't rob, I won't rob you. Whatever you say is what you say, and I will listen to you."

The little badger then took a sip of Big Brother Chu, who was even more dizzy.

When he woke up, Brother Badger was already arranged in the background with his freshly released ID after registration.

Chu Yin: "..."

The whole person is not well.

Boer cautiously wanted to sneak away, but as soon as Chu Hao stretched out his hand, he grabbed his tentacles, pulled them back, and smiled ferociously.

"You have a ghost idea, you think I don't know?"

Boer froze: "Boss, how dare I?"

"The tentacles turned green."

It will turn into green tentacles as soon as you lie or have a guilty conscience, which is simply the benchmark of honesty in the new era.

Bohr: What can I do about the reaction caused by normal physiology?I am also very desperate.

"Although, although I was careful, I swear, this is really the only way to get in touch with Chuck."

"If I'm not sure, I won't believe you either."

Bohr nodded quickly: "Yes, yes."

"However," Chu Xi changed his voice, "I'm still very unhappy."

He was calculated, it doesn't matter.

Anyway, he can always make back the losses he has suffered, but he is not happy when the little baby is tricked.

He brought the Boer starling in front of him and shook it.

Paul is as cowardly as a chicken.

"Tell me all the information about the deathmatch players, in detail. It's okay if you don't ask yourself, but give me a copy... and send it to my holographic terminal."

Pohl couldn't believe it: "I don't even know."

"Oh."

Chu Xi was indifferent.

Bohr's dying explanation: "I'm just an ant at the bottom of the carnival starship, and it's impossible to get information about deathmatch players."

Chu Xie glanced at the tentacles on Boer's head, but they didn't turn green.

Prove he didn't lie.

"There must be a channel. An old man like you has been in the starship for more than ten years and has countless ways of his own."

Indeed there is.

Bohr was silent, and then tried to bargain: "The money you gave before... the price is too small. If you want the list of deathmatch players, you have to pay more."

In fact, that money is definitely enough to pay for a deathmatch list for Ball.

Because Bohr didn't pay anything from the beginning to the end, he just led them into the Colosseum.

During the period, I wanted to run again and again.

"You must have the spirit of contract."

Dear you x yo!

Bohr nodded and swallowed his blood: "Okay, no problem, boss."

Chu Yu looked at him quietly, expressionless.After a long while, he said, "Since you brought us into the beast area, you have been inseparable from us. If something happens to us, you will not be able to escape."

Boer's face darkened, because he knew that Chu Ji was not joking, so at this moment he gave up the idea of ​​playing tricks on the deathmatch list.

It is not difficult to kill one or two people who threaten him.

The difficulty lies in not being able to pull yourself out of it.

Pohl spat secretly.

Damn, kick to the iron plate.

"Boss, I understand."

"Chu Ji!"

Chu Xi immediately turned around and opened his hands, just in time to catch Brother Badger who was jumping into his arms: "Okay?"

Brother Badger: "Okay, let's go."

So Chu Xie hugged Brother Badger and walked towards the stage he designated, while Boer left by himself.

Brother Badger glanced at it and reminded him.

Chu Xie: "I'll let him check things out."

Brother Badger said "Oh" and ignored it.

They entered the backstage. In fact, the backstage is a relatively large space, and all junior contestants will rest in it.When it's their turn, someone will lead them to the deathmatch ring.

Chu Xie stroked Brother Badger's hair with his long fingers, and said in a low voice, "Is this the configuration?"

Brother Badger: "They said that I am a novice, as long as I survive the primary round, I can have my own room."

Chu Hyun sneered.

The contestants who participated in the death match all signed the life and death certificate. Once on stage, their lives are not in their own hands.Until it can bring considerable benefits to the carnival circus, it will not be treated better.

Brother Badger patted his arm: "Don't worry. Brother Badger will let you live in a big house."

Before Chu Yu could speak first, a person who heard it next to him sneered.

"If you talk big, you won't be afraid of the wind flashing your tongue."

Chu Yu and Brother Badger looked at him together, expressionless.

That appearance is a bit intrusive.

The one who mocked was a little man who looked like a monkey. Seeing this, he felt uneasy: "What are you looking at? Which of you signed the death contract?"

Brother Badger tilted his head.

Chu Xie explained: "The deed of death is a sign of life and death."

Brother Badger: "Oh. It's me, what?"

The little guy's guess was right, and after turning his eyes around Brother Badger a few times, he burst out laughing.Compared with Brother Badger's height, it just reaches the knee.

"Less than calf height."

Brother Badger turned his head and said to Chu Ji with a serious expression, "He's slandering your height."

Chu Xi's eyes were gloomy: "You compare my height with yours?"

Little man: "???"

The small one was only as high as Chu Xie's chest, and Badger was as tall as Chu Xie's calf.The words of the little one are insulting Chu Xie's height... Although he intended to exaggerate, but the focus of each person and badger in front of him has never been different.

Chu Xi approached the little man.

The little man didn't know what was going on, and felt scared and guilty, so he warned: "Fighting and fighting are not allowed in the backstage... Fighting privately, if found, you will be thrown out."

Chu Xie stopped, thought for a while, and then released his grievances to Brother Badger.

"You want to avenge others."

Little man: "..."

I can go to yours!

Brother Badger stared angrily: "Brother Badger will avenge you."

Little man: You are so blind!

"Little baby is the best, how about one?"

The little badger squirmed, but still accepted the kiss.

The little guy has mixed feelings.

"Newcomers, they don't know how to live or die."

There are a total of 20 people in the background, from various planets, their abilities are unknown, at least on the outside, they look very imposing.

Only Brother Badger, a little baby badger signed a death contract.Many people think that this is courting death, and also think that Brother Badger was deceived by Chu Xiong.

However, they would not kindly remind them that if they were lucky enough to get one more weak chicken, they would have an extra hope of survival.

No one like that little guy, stupid enough to remind his opponent.

The little man has a strange yin and yang: "A beauty's knee, a hero's tomb."

Chu Yu raised his head abruptly, just when the little man thought he was going to get angry, he smiled like a bright flower.

"It's good to have vision."

The little man froze for a moment, then reacted.

I'm not praising you! !

Forget it, forget it, don't bother to talk to people who want to die.

At this time, the little badger stretched its limbs and let out a soft cry.

The little man's feet were immediately nailed in place.

"Ahem, well, my brother advises you, don't make trouble. Deathmatch is not fun. They are all desperadoes who come here. Cutting people with bare hands is like chopping winter melons. Don't send them away. The head is dead, go back to the person in charge of the arena, pay some money, and terminate the contract. Hurry up and go home."

He paused, glanced left and right, and leaned forward in a low voice: "Brother, can you let me squeeze it?"

"Squeeze it?"

The little man was embarrassed: "Although there is a cute animal area on the starship, but well, that nurse is so stingy, he won't let you touch it or suck it. It's just stingy."

Chu hideously smiled: "I pick too."

The little man was embarrassed, and his face was not very good.She curled her lips and stood aside, ignoring them no more.

Chu Xie served the little baby by himself.

The little milk badger spread out his limbs, feeling happy to go to heaven.

As soon as he entered the mecha area, Wei Zhang quickly shook off Wang Yi's hand and jumped five meters away.

Wang Yi: "..."

Wei Zhang, who was five meters away: "What are you doing? Why are you looking at me? Do you think I'm afraid of you? Haha, I used you to come in, just a little bit."

The style of painting is too mentally retarded.

Wang Yi remained silent.

His eyes quietly fell on the tail that was hidden by the special light screen, and it was swinging back and forth triumphantly at this moment... at a very fast speed.

It can be seen that he is really very proud.

Wang Yi turned around and left, ignoring Wei Zhang from the beginning to the end.

Wei Zhang crossed his hips, thinking it was his victory.

He frightened that terrible man with his mighty aura like a king, even if he said he used him face to face, he didn't dare to pursue revenge.

what!what!what!

Brother Badger should really show my heroic appearance at this moment!

He will definitely ditch the big boobs and switch to my pecs, let me suck my fill.

Wei Zhang fell into fantasy, and smiled obscenely for a long time before he knew how to restrain himself a little.

With brisk steps, he walked towards an avenue of stars that led to Brother Badger voluntarily lying down and being sucked and trampled on his belly, and then he was blocked at the door.

"What? You want to register? Then you register for me?"

The holographic AI in front of him smiled: "Please show your admission card ID."

Wei Zhang handed him the ticket, his eyes trying to be innocent and kind.

Holographic AI: "The ID of the admission card!"

Wei Zhang: "Oh——did you emphasize your tone just now? Are you a simulated holographic AI? Or are you pretending to be a real person? The feelings are so real."

Holographic AI: "..."

To be honest, this is not naive and kind, but stupid and mentally retarded.

"Drag out."

"Hey shit! I'm a VIP, I just got in with the admission card! How dare you treat me like this? I'll sue you! Oh shit, did you steal my chest? I knew it, I knew you resisted Lose my beauty! I want to complain, complain!"

……

Wei Zhang was still dragged out mercilessly, even though he was almost lying on the ground.

Suddenly, a shadow enveloped Wei Zhang's head.

Wei Zhang raised his head and rolled his eyes.

"Hi."

Wang Yi silently looked away: "He came in with me."

He showed his level data.

The staff dragging Wei Zhang quickly threw away Wei Zhang and left without looking back.

It seems that I am afraid that my IQ will be polluted.

Wei Zhang lowered his head, embarrassed.

"That, thank you."

Wang Yi smiled inaudibly: "Let's go, kid."

Wei Zhang exploded immediately: "You are young! You are only young! Your whole family is young!"

His reaction...it's easy to make people think wrong.

Touched by the strange look in the white eyes, Wei Zhang's IQ finally came back a little bit.

"Well, I'm not..."

Wang Yi nodded: "My son is about the same age as you."

Wei Zhang: "Oh."

That's what it means.

After entering the room, Wei Zhang stared at the big bed and began to think deeply.

Turning his head and staring straight into his white eyes, Wei Zhang raised his hand: "I sleep on the floor."

Wang Yi: "Sleep on the bed—" The bed is quite big

"What do you want?"

Wei Zhang grabbed his collar and looked terrified.

Wang Yi: "..."

I endured it, but I still couldn't.

"I sleep on the floor."

Wei Zhang laughed: "How can I do that? The admission card and registration are both yours, so why not? I'm not taking advantage—"

Wang Yi: "Then I'll sleep—" on the bed.

Wei Zhang said quickly, "Thank you uncle."

After speaking, he immediately jumped on the big bed and jumped up.

Wang Yi laughed.

The children are very lively.

"Uncle, did you enter the Mecha Zone to watch the game? Or to gamble?"

"Find someone."

"Oh. I just came to watch the competition. I heard that the players in the mecha area are all masters in manipulating mechas. I want to compare with them."

"Are you here to compete?"

"Yeah."

The only bad thing is that he doesn't know where Brother Badger is, otherwise he will see his heroic figure manipulating the mech to fight.

Fall in love with his pecs.

From then on, let him step on his belly, suck his belly, and pluck his hair.

Hee hee hee.

Wang Yi turned around and saw the kid he had just met lying on the bed, who almost fell off the bed laughing.

Really lively.

The author has something to say: I had another dream this morning. I dreamed of a white snake and a green snake (different from the experience in the TV series) and fell asleep (cultivation), and woke up to the modern age.Then the two of them went to a restaurant for dinner, and half of the roof of the restaurant was glass.For some reason, the angle of view in the dream was on the glass several times, and it felt like something weird was staring at it.

Then after the meal, everyone was about to leave, in a hurry.

Among them was a family of three, and the mother (five, 60 years old) was in a hurry because she forgot to bring money.Then the father kept calling, hoping to get money, but was refused.

Because it seemed to be night, they dared not come out.If the family goes home to get the money and comes back again, it will be time for them not to go out.So very anxious.

Then suddenly the door slammed and the family was shocked.Suddenly the father slapped his son (about 30 years old) and shouted, "What did you eat?"

His son said submissively: "Little xx who is less than three xx..." (inaudible)

As soon as this sentence came out, the mother was so frightened that she ran into the private room and pulled the white snake and the green snake together.Then lock the door.

The white snake and the green snake peeked through the crack of the door, the father opened the door, and a tall monster came in and grabbed the son.

The son's head turned into a stick of incense, was lit, separated, and three sticks were poked on the ground.The son screamed when he poked it.

(The plot seems to be that the son ate someone else's son and was hunted for revenge. Then his head turned into incense and lit and poked again, which is similar to a ceremony of goodbye)

Then it was over and the monster was gone.

The door of the private room was kicked open, and the son who had turned into coke and had only half of his body crawled in, and was kicked away by the green snake

The mother saw that it was her son and ran over quickly.The head was directly bitten off.It seems that the father was also killed later.

Then it was gone, and I woke up in a fright.

The main reason is that the atmosphere rendered in the dream is terrifying, like a modern city where demons are prevalent.

You can't go out when it's dark, otherwise it's easy to be eaten by monsters.

However, humans sometimes steal and eat monster cubs, and if they are not cleaned up, they will be sought for revenge.

The monster in the dream was a demon, and the son became a demon (lower demon) after his death.

That is, human beings can take the initiative to fall into the devil.

That world seems to have demons, demons, humans, and related governments that maintain law and order.

It was the first time I had this kind of dream, and it felt quite perfect.

What's strange is that this dream doesn't seem to have any real opportunity to trigger it.