interstellar flat head brother

Chu Yu: "It's okay, you can go in and play."

The most important thing is that there are all kinds of cute clothes inside!Cute clothes!

The outside of the cat and beast house attracted many people. After all, the cat and beast is a very cute animal, and many people keep it.

Moreover, this area is a pet area, where cute animals from various planets in the tenth area are here, and many people simply cannot resist this temptation.Some even started to commit crimes—

"Ahhh fluff!!!"

A crazy woman dressed as a female abducts a large number of cute beasts to gather around her, and then dresses up each cute beast.

Some cute beasts are very happy to accept such a dress.But some cute beasts couldn't accept it, so they were hit hard.

There are even cute beasts that have no gender awareness, so it is very likely that their aesthetic and gender concepts will be distorted.

The carnival circus staff were very angry and dragged away the woman pretending to be a black and white panda beast, who refused to leave while clutching the cylinder.

Just crazy.

Brother Badger condemned this woman very much, and then buried himself in Chu Xiong's arms.

Because he can't help shaving this woman's hair!

Yes, this 'woman' is Princess Anna.

——No, it should be said that it is a ladyboy princess.

Anna was very angry. After being dragged out by the staff and thrown into a cage in the starship, she held her waist and toes high and proudly: "I am the little princess of the royal family of the triple galaxy! Do you dare to treat me like this and want to be fined?"

Now it is a society of human rights, even if there is a royal family, it has long been out of the habit of killing people.At most it is a fine.

The staff put up the light belt and sneered after hearing the words: "The royal princess will have a big eagle?"

A perverted fluffy killer ladyboy!

Anna was silent for a few minutes: "Actually, I am a prince."

Staff member: "Hehe, there are only two princes in the royal family, both of whom are adults. And they are stationed in the military fortress, and they will not leave their posts without orders."

Anna: Shit!It's not easy to fool.

"Actually, I have a secret." Anna turned her head, her expression changed: "Do you have any wine?"

The staff was very indifferent: "I don't want to hear it."

Anna: "Huh?"

The staff left indifferently, leaving Anna alone in the cage with question marks on her face.

Why don't you listen?Why?What an interesting royal mystery!

When Anna was squatting on the ground and feeling sad for being away from cute animals, there was a soft laughter from the cage next to her.

"What's your secret?"

"Do you want to hear?"

"If you will."

"I do not want to."

There was a long silence over there, and asked: "Why?"

Anna: "You have no wine."

There laughed again.

Anna felt uncomfortable all over and couldn't help but said, "Can you stop laughing?"

"……why?"

Anna said sincerely: "I can't help but want to hit you so much."

"..."

After a long while, the other side really stopped laughing, and just said: "If what you say makes me feel very interesting, I will let you go out."

"Stop making trouble, big brother, you are locked in jail yourself, treat me as a fool."

"I went to prison by myself, and I can get out whenever I want."

"I don't believe you."

After a while, someone stood in front of the light band of Anna's cage, looking at her with a smile.

"Do you believe it now?"

Anna stared at the man in front of her with her mouth wide open, "You really look like you deserve a beating."

So it's not that she's being too cranky, it's the man's fault.

"..."

The man turned silently and left.

"Big brother, don't go. Where are you going?"

"Go back and stay."

Anna laughed: "Do you still want to hear the story?"

"……listen."

"Once upon a time, there was a pair of brothers. They lived in poverty when they were young. But the two brothers had high ambitions. When the times were troubled, the two brothers joined the army. The two brothers are talented and have high IQs. They soon established themselves in the army and the war ended. In the end, the meritorious service was outstanding. It should have been glorified and famous in the history books, but when the powers were separated, the two sides had different ideas and quarrels broke out. In the end, they turned against each other and a war broke out... Hey, are you listening?"

"Have."

"Well. In the end, it was my brother who lost miserably and was completely abused by my younger brother."

After speaking, Anna fell into silence.

It took a while for the person next door to say in a difficult tone: "Why do I hear this story so familiar?"

"Eh? Is that so? Hahaha, art probably comes from life."

"Why did you suddenly mention art... Oh, I remembered, this seems to be a stage play of the carnival circus at the beginning of its fame."

Anna laughed.

"...Didn't you say it was the secret of the royal family?"

"Yeah! The secret of the royal family from a long time ago."

As for the royal family in which era, go to look up history.After all, art comes from life. After reading history, you will find that life is far worse than art.

"Then who do you think is wrong and who is right?"

"There's no right or wrong. It's a bit naive to talk about justice, big brother. It's just that the positions are different."

The man next door smiled lowly, as if he quite agreed with Anna's words.

After Anna finished pretending to be aggressive, she said, "Actually, I think the elder brother of the two brothers is quite awesome, but his three views are not right. So in the end, the evil outweighs the good."

The person next door was speechless: "Didn't you just say that there is no right or wrong to have different positions?"

Anna clicked her tongue: "You are still naive."

"..."

No wonder so many people want to kill this dead shemale!

Brother Badger was very angry, and hugged his chest with his two short hands. Because they were too short, he hugged him reluctantly, as if he was clasping his hands.

Standing upright on the cat climbing frame, wanting to scold Chu Xie, wanting to scratch him.But now Chu Ji, who is a master of women's clothing, is reluctant to scratch her.

So I sulked myself.

Chu Yu also tempted the following: "Little baby, wear this."

The little badger said angrily, "You are not ashamed!"

Chu Yu: "Don't you like me? We like each other, what's wrong with changing clothes?"

He was holding a children's dinosaur suit in his hand, and he immediately fell in love with it. He thought that if Brother Badger wore it, he would definitely be able to compare with all the cute creatures in the entire starship.

"Brother Badger likes shy females, you are not at all reserved. Brother Badger doesn't like you anymore."

Chu Xi lowered his face: "You don't like me, who else do you want to like?"

"Brother Badger doesn't like you, Brother Badger has fans all over the universe."

Badger Brother has so many fans, just pulling out any one is better than the women's clothing boss.

It's all about this, which shows that Brother Badger doesn't love him enough.

Not even a uniform for him.

Thinking so, Chu Xi regretfully returned the dinosaur suit to the staff who sold peripheral clothes.

"Forget it, don't wear it if you don't like it. Come down, brother will take you to the show."

Brother Badger snorted heavily and ignored Chu Jiong.

It's too late to save Brother Badger now.

"Or else, take you to fight?"

Brother Badger was a little tempted.

"...Take you to the gourmet room to eat enough?"

Brother Badger has already been tempted.

Chu Xie sighed: "If you don't forgive me, continue to like me. I will never wear women's clothes again——"

Brother Badger was in a hurry, and jumped down, his short legs were all on Chu Xiong's body, hanging around his neck.Said softly: "No change!"

With a triumphant smile on his face, Chu Yu picked up the little badger and rubbed it vigorously.The whole body is fleshy, the fur is soft, oh, it's very comfortable.

"Let's go, brother will take you to play."

The staff on the side had been staring at Brother Badger for a long time. Seeing that they were about to leave, they couldn't help but stepped forward and asked, "Sir, what species is this in your arms? Which planet is it from?"

Chu Ji: "Species: my partner. Planet: First Star."

The staff didn't find it surprising, after all, there are so many untraceable beings in the triple galaxy, with various hobbies.This is not bad for Chu Xie, he only loves species that are not of the same kind.Some people's mates aren't even species.

"I have been in the starship for more than ten years, responsible for feeding these cute beasts. I have seen many cute beasts, but they are not as cute and smart as this one. The fact that he can speak the official language of the galaxy is enough to prove his high IQ. "

Chu Xi smiled lightly: "Little baby is unique."

Hearing this, the staff smiled and said nothing more.

In fact, at the beginning, he wanted Chu Yu to sell him the cute beast, but when Chu Hao mentioned the word "partner" to introduce the cute beast, he gave up on this idea.He turned to inquire about the same clan, but Chu Xi also dismissed his idea.

It's nothing, anyway, there are a lot of cute beasts in the sea of ​​stars!

The staff would never have imagined that Brother Badger is a cute beast, and even more so, a ferocious beast!

If he really said that he wanted to buy Brother Badger, Brother Badger would let him try to see how warm it is to lie in the big hotbed of the universe.

Chu Xi hugged Brother Badger and left, and said, "Do you want to eat first, or play?"

"eat."

Brother Badger is about to starve to death!

The two left the cute beast area and went to the food area.There are all kinds of food in the food area, some look delicious, some look extremely poisonous, and some look disgusting.

Chu Xiong is still a normal person in terms of eating, and he doesn't get sick.

The pursuit must be full of color and fragrance, and the degree of pursuit is a bit fuzzy-well, it doesn't seem so normal.

The main reason is that he once ate extremely unpalatable food, which caused Chu Yu to have a psychological shadow on unpalatable and ugly food.

The bad thing is that Brother Badger prefers those foods that look disgusting, such as fried bee worms, roasted bee pupae, and raw snakes...

Chu Xie's entire face was pale and pale, no matter how much he loved the little baby, he could only squat down and press his rolling stomach in pain.

Brother Badger bared his teeth and ate the swarm of killer bees, feeling delighted.

When he was on the African savannah, he was often stung by killer bees.Later, it was directly killed by killer bees, but this was in line with the natural rules.

To provoke others first is to have the consciousness of being killed by others, so Brother Badger doesn't resent Killer Bee much.Eating happily is simply because he loves to eat.

Especially poisonous snakes, which are real poisonous snakes.

Delicious spicy strips.

There is also an alien fat man who likes to eat all kinds of strange food, from the planet Boer.

It was an extremely barren planet, causing the inhabitants of the planet to eat everything, especially all kinds of exotic food.

The galaxy is not very welcoming to the inhabitants of this planet, because they are insatiable and will eat anything.

This attribute makes them want to eat the fearsome Zerg.

However, they still enjoy equal rights of system residents.

The fat alien on the opposite side has purple skin, a bald head, and a transparent antenna on top of his head, which changes color according to his mood.

He is a performer at the entrance of the strange food stall, and he specializes in eating some strange food, and then comes to get rewards from customers.

And anyone is welcome to challenge, if they can win against this performer, all rewards from customers will go to the challenger.

People who like this kind of novelty hunting performance are generally rich people who are looking for excitement, and they reward a lot.

Therefore, many people stepped forward to challenge, and they all ended up eating raw poisonous snakes and fried bee worms.

Picking up the plate with two short hands, he opened his mouth wide: "Ha——oh!"

The whole plate of bees and insects was poured into the mouth, chewing.

The Q bomb is refreshing.

Have fun!

The passers-by were stunned, and then cheered: "Good!"

Throw a lot of reward money at the feet of Brother Badger.

On the opposite side, there was a bee worm on the mouth of the Boer planet, staring at the little milk badger, also very angry.

He grabbed the business and got to the door, and directly pressed him down.

Simply unbearable!

The Boer planet followed Brother Badger and carried a whole white plate and poured it into his mouth, but he poured half of it and dropped the other half. After all, his mouth was not as big as Brother Badger's.

With a grin, the whole plate can be swallowed.

The Boer planet was a little anxious, Badger swallowed faster and faster, and the dishes piled up in front of him were above his knees.

Onlookers yelled, "Okay! Brother Badger, come on!"

"Okay...Badger, Brother Badger?"

"Huh? It's really Brother Badger! So cute, so cute..."

"It's also extremely cruel..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I never expected to see the real version of Brother Badger here, my God, it's really super cute! Even after eating such disgusting food, it's still super cute. Yah! Yah! Hiccups."

"I feel that fried bee bugs are not so scary anymore, you can try...try..."

"I'll go, I'll faint after just one look. Why are you still here?"

People on Planet Boer heard that so many people knew Brother Badger, and thought that they knew so many people because of eating exotic food like him.Therefore, Brother Badger is regarded as an opponent even more.

He stopped eating bees and insects, and said in the official interstellar language with a strange tone: "We won the competition of eating poisonous snakes, and I will give you all the money."

He pointed to the interstellar common currency under his feet.

Brother Badger didn't hear anything, only noticed the word poisonous snake.

Chu Xie managed to slow down, and frowned when he heard the word 'poisonous snake'.

"Little baby, don't make trouble."

Then he turned to the Boer planet with displeasure and said: "He is still a child, do you blush when you compare him to him as a grown-up?"

The Boer planet stared: "Does he look like a child?"

Tell me which kid is so tough?

Unexpectedly, the surrounding people seemed to have lost their minds and echoed: "Yes, yes, Brother Badger is still a baby. How can he eat poisonous snakes?"

Planet Boer: I don’t know much, so don’t lie to me.

However, Brother Badger's eyes sparkled: "Poisonous snake? Where is it? Brother Badger wants to eat it."

The Boer planet was proud: "Look, this is his own request, and it has nothing to do with me."

Chu Xi frowned, and hugged Brother Badger: "You are not afraid of being poisoned to death, I am afraid of getting hurt."

Brother Badger: "Brother Badger will be fine."

Chu Yu: "Those are poisonous snakes, eat them raw. You will be bitten. Although the starship has medical treatment, it is not as good as regular ones. What will you do if the treatment is delayed?"

Although many wild orcs are actually more or less immune to poisonous snakes, especially advanced evolved wild beasts are not afraid of poisonous snakes.However, it is difficult to guarantee that there will be situations where people cannot be immune to snake venom.

Chu Xi was not happy that Xiao Baobao put herself in danger.

"To Brother Badger, a poisonous snake is a spicy strip. Don't worry."

Brother Badger patted his chest and said.

Then he kicked his short legs and walked with the Boer planet.

The onlookers all followed, both worried and curious.Some people are mostly curious, but some people don't feel worried, probably because the contrast between Brother Badger is too great.

His toughness in human form is vivid.Even if it becomes a milk badger, its combat effectiveness will not decrease.

Chu Xie followed beside him, his face changed drastically after seeing the poisonous snakes.

Galaxy poisonous snakes are also divided into types. Wild orcs are immune to the poison of most common poisonous snakes, except for a very small number of poisonous snakes.

These poisonous snakes generally only live on special planets, so they won't do much harm to the wild beastmen.Some people, however, smuggle these poisonous snakes out.

The group of entangled poisonous snakes in front of them are colorful and bright, and they are obviously highly poisonous.One of the brightly colored ringed vipers only lives in the southern part of the planet Titan.

That snake, even Chu Yu was not sure if he could survive being bitten without receiving timely treatment.

"Little baby, don't compare yourself to others, let's watch the fight. You can also play in person, it's much more fun than this."

The little badger swallowed, shook his head, and asked seriously, "Do you like spicy strips?"

In the eyes of the milk badger, Latiao is equal to a poisonous snake.

Chu Xi began to think about the possibility of taking the little badger with him.

Brother Badger said seriously: "I'll bring you something to eat, don't worry. The snake soup is delicious, and it's not scary at all."

After a pause, he said, "Don't vomit, you will be very hungry after you vomit."

Chu Yu froze, staring at the serious little badger.

Baby, do you want to get him something to eat?Because I saw that he was very disgusted with fried bee bugs, I secretly vomited once, thinking that he was hungry.So do you want to give him snake soup?

A warm current surged through Chu Yu's heart, and he was very moved.

However, there are so many gourmet treasures, is it true that you can't see them?Do you have to fight to the end with weird things like poisonous snakes and bees?

The Boer planet people were very happy at first, secretly happy in their hearts.

Don't look at how bold he is to bring others to eat poisonous snakes in the next life, but he is actually looking at the dishes.A tough challenger like Brother Badger came directly to the most poisonous snake area.

Generally, when those people see it, they get weak legs and start to retreat.

Of course, there are still some people who are not afraid, and even eager to try, then at this time, they start to eat poisonous snakes raw.

The people on Planet Boer had injected anti-venomous snake serum into their bodies earlier, and they were able to resist at least three different types of poisonous snakes in the cage.

In the past, he only got two, and the challenger would admit defeat.

"let's start."

The colorful and ring-shaped southern star of the Titan star, the Wulan Ring Snake slowly crawled out of its cage. Even in the poisonous snake den, those snakes would be afraid of it.

When it climbed out of the cage and was walking slowly, a shadow suddenly covered it.

It looked up, very displeased.Then he stretched out the snake's head and took a quick bite.

Exclamations erupted from the crowd, and Chu Xie almost jumped in, if Brother Badger's animal hadn't stopped him the next moment.

"..."

"!!!"

Brother Badger was bitten, and he burped slowly like a wine hiccup.Then he unsteadily grabbed the Qicun of the Wulan Ring Snake, pinched its head and put it in his mouth, like biting a spicy stick, he took a bite.

Wulan Ring Snake: Meow, don't you want to lose face? !

Wulan Huanshe struggled, and took another bite at Brother Badger.Bitten the fur of a mouth, and then was directly bitten off by Brother Badger.

Brother Badger ate the head, and when he was about to eat other parts, he shook his head as if thinking of something.Turning around, staggering around, staggering, with a belly full as if drunk, he walked up to Chu Xie with the Wulan Ring Snake in his arms.

"Here, here you are... eat, burp."

Chu Xie twitched the corner of his mouth, and took the Wulan Ring Snake.

The little badger held his belly, pondered for a while, and said, "Which one do you want to eat? Badger, Badger, give me a hiccup!"

"..."

The onlookers covered their mouths and wept silently, damn it, this is too cute!

Simply foul!

Obviously so cruel, but I really want to hug and hug Badger Badger.

The Boer star opened his mouth wide all the time, his eyes were blurred, and his head turned back and forth following Brother Badger's movements.The poisonous snake in his hand ran away from him without noticing.

"Don't, don't run! Brother Badger, take a bite..."

The little badger ran around, fell to the ground with a plop, and then struggled to get up with its short legs.Continue to run after the poisonous snake, the poisonous snake was frightened by the evil star and ran around, the snake panicked.

This group of regional tyrants who have been domineering for half their lives finally met a big tyrant who was even more domineering than them one day, and ran away in fear.

There was even a poisonous snake that foamed at the mouth in fright!

I go!

Anyway, it's a poisonous snake, can you keep some dignity? !

Venomous snake: The fucking baby is suffering.

Planet Boer: I feel bitter too.

"I admit defeat, stop chewing."

Poisonous snakes are also very expensive, and risking their lives to catch them back, most of them were bitten off.

In the end, Chu Yu hugged Brother Badger who seemed to be drunk, with a pile of bounties and headless poisonous snakes under his feet.

After the crowd dispersed, Chu Xie asked the people from Planet Boer, "Where can I make snake soup?"

The Boer planet refused to say.

Chu Xi was silent for two seconds, threw the Boer planet into the poisonous snake den, and refused to let him out.

The Boer Planet people quickly called Dad and expressed their willingness to take them to the place where they made snake soup.

Chu Xie glanced at the people from Planet Boer, and twitched his lips: "All the money under your feet will be given to you."

Immediately, the eyes of the Boer star lit up, and he called his father full of love.

"During the five days, you are responsible for leading us."

Just now Chu Xi heard that the Boer planet in front of him has been in the carnival circus for more than ten or twenty years, and he should be familiar with many places.

"No problem, but..." The Boer planet hesitated: "If it violates the interests of the circus, I will not help."

"Don't worry, we are just tourists."

"Okay, my name is Paul."

Chu Xie squinted at the Boer planet named after his own planet with a smile that was not a smile, and the latter smiled honestly.

"Let's eat snake soup first."

The Boer planet smiled, then picked up the dead snake on the ground with great heartache, got up and chased after Chu Xie.

The little badger was snoring while lying in Chu Xie's arms, kicking his short legs from time to time, and spitting out a nose bubble: "Eat spicy strips!"