interstellar flat head brother

“震惊星系的双子星大厦恐怖袭击事件发生于星历4306年4月03日下午13时许,当时被困人质超过三万。日前由第二要塞调任回首星担任治安长官的星际军警唐大校带领隶属第四军团七队迅速下达解救人质指令,赶往双子星大厦,分别击毙No.80三层、76层数名星际狂人，拆除共170三个爆破装置。截止4月03日17时许，该案件受伤人员超过两百,已确认死亡人数78。”

"In the case of the terrorist attack on the Gemini Building, the interstellar military and police acted efficiently and quickly after receiving the alarm notification, and resolved the crisis in the shortest possible time. A series of actions such as reconnaissance, intelligence collection, and target determination took a very short time. After the reconnaissance During the process, the enemy's weaknesses were detected and a series of actions were quickly formulated. The interstellar maniac was brought to justice while the hostages were safe and sound. The attack on the military is as amazing as ever, and it is worthy of being a treasure of the military. In this case, it is eye-catching It is the demolition service, because of their familiarity with ordnance and weapons, they can dismantle a total of 170 three blasting devices installed in various hidden corners of the building in the shortest possible time, ensuring the safety of tens of thousands of hostages."

——The above is from the live broadcast of Galaxy Central.

"After the terrorist attack on the Twin Stars Building, the interstellar military police arrived at the scene and sealed off the Twin Stars Building. The terrorist level of the case was set as an orange alert 'serious' level.

On the evening of April 4306, 4, the president of the galaxy, Jacob Lin, spoke in the Winter Palace on behalf of the government, and upgraded the terrorist attack from the 'serious' level of the orange alert to the 'serious' level of the red alert.

Since the triple galaxy entered the era of peace, there have been a total of eight major terrorist attacks that have been listed as the "serious" level of red alert for decades, and the Twin Star Building will become the ninth most horrific incident after the terrorist attack on the Crescent Bay military fortress. Terrorist attack. "

"On the evening of April 4306, 4 in the star calendar, His Majesty the Emperor, who was shocked by the terrible news, immediately held a press conference to mourn the unfortunate victims, and denounced the anti-galactic society terrorists, and once again called on the residents of the galaxy to join the interstellar peace in the name of the husband of the interstellar peace ambassador. Organizations and environmental protection organizations will work together to create a harmonious, stable and environmentally friendly universe and galaxy."

"In the early morning of April 4306, 4 in the star calendar, Her Majesty the Queen and all the princesses launched crowdfunding on the official website of the Holographic Interstellar Peace Organization. Within 04 minutes, they raised 10 star coins, which were used to help innocent people in this case. injured or innocent victims."

"At about nine o'clock in the morning on April 4306, 4 in the star calendar, a secret meeting of the military headquarters was held in the Silver Horn Building. Three generals gathered together, suspected of formulating a corresponding strategy for the terrorist attack. After the media interview, from Marshal Ye You have to call this terrorist attack the 'Gemini incident'."

——The above is from major mainstream media reports.

"Honestly, I feel displeased with all the mainstream media reports that didn't mention Brother Badger, but it's understandable that these mainstream media don't dare to bypass the military and the government to exaggerate personal heroic deeds. After all, a whole team in the military The interstellar military and police finally managed to rescue the hostages by relying on Brother Mask to kill three interstellar madmen, and Brother Badger to sling heavy military mechs by himself. Seven hey! I don’t want to lose face when I say it. After all, let me kneel down and lick Brother Badger with love—yes, I’m a fan.

Brother Badger, I want to be your brainless fan.Refill. "

——The above is from the editor-in-chief of a gossip media.

Although the gossip media is labeled with the word gossip, in fact it often publishes remarks against the mainstream media and the government to attract attention.Sometimes the speech is distorted, and sometimes it is really cute.Therefore, it also attracted a lot of attention.

The editor-in-chief of the gossip media is also famous for his poisonous tongue, and it seems that the background is very tough.Otherwise, I wouldn't openly sing a different tune and still not be invited to drink tea.

[Hahaha, the editor-in-chief with a vicious tongue is still the same vicious tongue today, but it won my heart.Obviously everyone has seen the live broadcast, and I have specially kept the video.As a result, the mainstream and officials put all the credit on the interstellar military and police—it is undeniable that they really played a big role on the scene. Without their efficiency and quickness, more people might have been killed or injured.At least they dismantled the blaster, but they shouldn't be too quick to deny Mask and Badger.

——By the way, are you sure it's this 'Badger'? 】

[I also want to complain, the legion squad within the number ten actually needs two people to solve the riot.Buddha is Buddha, probably the military department has been blown too much. 】

There are hundreds of formations in a legion, and the numbers one to ten are called elite squads.

[Colonel Tang?From the Tang family?It seems that I have never heard of it before. 】

[Ha, it's just a colonel, not a general. 】

[...Personal attacks are interesting?I don't think your quality is so high.If there is no interstellar military police, can more than 170 blasting devices be dismantled so quickly? Can the 3 hostages be rescued smoothly? 】

[Here we come, the dog kneeling and licking the military is here.Kneeling for too long, I can't stand up. 】

[If you have something to say, if you have something to say, if you tell the truth, it will become kneeling and licking in your mouth?I also said that you keyboard warriors only dare to hide behind the holographic diss army.How hard it is in real life to diss the interstellar military police who are responsible for your life and death. 】

[Things are one thing at a time, without the military, it is difficult to guarantee the safety of so many people.According to our rational analysis, the interstellar maniacs had premeditated at all. They detonated the explosive device on the third floor of No. 80 of the Gemini Building in advance, and the momentum was huge.He diverted everyone's attention, but secretly cut off all the access passages on the sixth floor of No. 70, and despicably installed explosive devices on innocent people, treating them as human flesh walls.In this case, it's no wonder that the interstellar military and police are holding back, after all, the safety of the hostages is the most important thing compared to the interstellar madmen.

Speaking of the masked brother who killed the interstellar maniac in seconds on the second to 80th floors of Building No.84, he was wearing the clothes of an interstellar military police.So he is actually a member of the interstellar military police, and he can boldly affirm that all his deployment plans come from the interstellar military police.

In addition, back to Brother Badger, this is indeed a big bug.He was supposed to be a customer. He encountered this kind of thing for no reason and beat up the heavy military mech. You must know that it was a melee military mecha with a height of ten meters, and it was a heavy D-class!It is made of special new materials, and its hardness is sure that it cannot be dismantled by brute force.However, Brother Badger insisted on using brute force to cut off the limbs and disfigure the heavy military mech—I can't do it, I'm about to suffocate.Oh my god, why is he so handsome!

Handsome to explode!

I can not make it!

I admit that I can maintain my sanity in all my analysis, but I can't maintain my sanity when I meet Brother Badger.God, can you understand my frantic mood?I want to kneel at Brother Badger's feet and shout long live—although this is feudal dross, I really just want to do it.

He is handsome and bends me!

I, I, I, I are incoherent, really, his grandma is so handsome! 】

[Upstairs, you are not alone.You also have a whole regiment of rivals. 】

[I'm ready to fight, come on, no one can take my husband away! 】

[Fuck!Who dares to rob my husband? The small missile with a range of 5000 meters has been carried on the shoulders and is ready to launch. 】

[Fart, Brother Badger is mine!A bunch of whores robbing me?Believe it or not, God sent you to evolve into a gene chain with an iron ruler? 】

[Don't fight, come one by one, the arena system, the winner in the end can become my daughter-in-law. #Manual Funny.jpg]

……

Brother Badger's ferocity and dominance in cutting off a heavy military mecha that day and disfiguring it successfully captured a large number of fanboys and fans.

The live video was uploaded to the holographic micro-chat that day, occupying the first place in the interstellar holographic hot search list in just one day, and it has been going on for a long time and even intensified.In the end, more people started a heated discussion around this video.

Of course, some people came out to pour cold water, saying that this was just a fake video shot, the purpose is to stir up newcomers.

[Yo yo yo, your newcomers have made such a big deal of hype, and they are interstellar military police and CCTV live broadcasts. They also rented four floors of the Twin Stars Building and tens of thousands of extras.In addition, the royal family, the president, and the marshal were also invited to participate in the performance. If you are a Buddha, I am afraid that it is not a half-blood prince of 27 races on the [-]th planet in the ten districts. #狗头embarrassed yet polite smile.jpg]

[The one above, if you say you are ignorant, don't come out and show yourself.Don't you know that this half-blood prince of 27 races, noble blood, and [-] planets in District [-] has the property of the entire galaxy to inherit?The royal family, the president, and the marshal are just participating in the performance as a friend, can't you still invite them? 】

【Shock.jpg#Could it be that this half-blood prince of 27 races, noble blood, and [-] planets in the ten districts is a noble and mysterious family that has been passed down for thousands of years—the Burial Love family! ! 】

[The truth is revealed upstairs. 】

[Hahaha, I can play upstairs. 】

[You guys are all talented people. If you are a Buddha, you should do it first and respect it. 】

Anyone with a bit of intelligence knows that this is absolutely impossible to be a hype. Which idiot would use terrorist attacks and interstellar maniacs to hype?It's not that I want to be invited to drink tea.

Besides, even if there are really idiots—after all, there will always be one percent of idiots in the world who are far beyond imagination—could the royal family, the government, and the military still play with idiots?

But it is probably a fool to be able to use the reason of hype to splash dirty water.This idiot also tried to fight back, trying to make a noble gesture that everyone is drunk and I am alone.

[Hehe, if you want to be stupid, go on being stupid.Let me ask you a question, can human beings dismantle military mechs with bare hands? 】

【...Actually, I was very puzzled before. It's not that I doubt the authenticity of the terrorist attack, but human beings disassemble mechas with bare hands... Anyway, I don't believe it. 】

[It is really strange, the entire galaxy knows that although the human race is numerous, it is actually very fragile.Although they can use mechas and transform them into animal form, it's not so harmful to be able to disassemble the mecha with bare hands.You must know that the outer shell of the mecha is made of special new materials, and its hardness can even resist cosmic storms.What's more, he didn't have animal form the whole time. 】

There are more and more doubts, which is normal.When something unusual and unrecognized by the public suddenly happens, it will be doubted whether its existence is reasonable.

Reasonable doubt is not a mistake, but an extra point of view.

But something that is not well-known to the public does not mean that it is really not a reasonable existence. Sometimes, it just needs to be discovered.

[Look, as we all know, even if the wild beasts don’t control the mechas, they can still hit the military mechas. The young people nowadays have been raised and abandoned by the peaceful era. In just a few decades, they have forgotten how powerful the wild beasts were in the war era.Yes, the military department you see now is not as powerful as you originally imagined, and there are always negative news about autocracy.But you have to know that the truly powerful army, the wild beastmen who have truly evolved to the peak, have long since died in the interstellar war to defend interstellar peace.

The battlefield of the interstellar war is in the universe, no matter how bad the evolution of the beastman is, it still cannot ignore the rules of the universe.Countless cosmic rays, meteorites, black holes, wormholes, cosmic garbage, and in a vacuum state, it is certainly impossible for life to survive in such an environment.That's why the wild beasts drive mechs and use various hot weapons.

This leads to your impression that the Wild Beasts themselves are not strong enough.

You all underestimated the Orcs, underestimated genetic evolution. 】

[Hehe, the interstellar maniac is the maniac who failed to evolve.To be honest, I don't understand what is the meaning of the existence of wild beasts?They were the ones who carried out the terrorist attacks, and they were the ones who ruled the entire galaxy in the end.I just ask why. 】

[Let's be blunt, are you trying to pick a thorn again?Wild beasts are able to carry out genetic evolution, IQ, physical fitness and life expectancy are far superior to normal people, what's wrong with excellent people being at the top of society?Also, have you forgotten that there are many people at the top of society who are not wild beasts at all?President Jacob Lin is an ordinary person, right? The richest man in the galaxy is an ordinary person.Even in the military department, there are many officers who are ordinary people. Well, they do not have the advantages of wild beasts, but ordinary people are not bad, and they can also obtain military ranks by virtue of their proficient manipulation of mechas.

Let's go back to the interstellar maniacs, all human beings, whether they are first-star humans or alien humans, have good guys and bad guys.The interstellar maniacs are just bad guys among the wild beasts, and even bad guys are not allowed to exist. Are you trying to treat the wild beasts as gods?Heh, besides, AANT does no less evil than interstellar madmen, and most of them are ordinary people.Why don't you scold? 】

[Don't get the topic wrong, you said Brother Badger couldn't disassemble the mecha with bare hands, right?Let me show you a video of Brother Badger dismantling dinosaurs with his bare hands on Titan a year ago# Attached [Video 1][Video 2][Video 3] link. 】

Netizens clicked on the video link to watch. After a silence, the holographic micro-chat once again fell into heated discussions, almost causing paralysis.

【Ah, someone finally noticed that Brother Badger is the little brother who was broadcast live on Titan Star a year ago.Refill. 】

[Little... brother?Do you have any misunderstanding about Ruan Meng Ke pushing down the little brother? 】

[Push it down...don't dare, I'll just lie down. 】

【Hahahaha, I know him.It turned out to be Brother Badger, uh... By the way, why are you sure it's Badger?Never mind, I was a fan a year ago, big brother.It's a pity that the boss only broadcast live two or three times and never appeared again. I have been looking forward to it for a long time.Who knew it would be so big at once.Sure enough, your boss is your boss, awesome. 】

[After watching the video, I'm sure it's not hype.So Brother Badger really... disassembled the mecha with bare hands? ! 】

[Hahahaha, worship Brother Badger, all subjects, I, Badger, want to dominate the universe. 】

【Pfft, having said that, Brother Badger's last expression seemed to be about to turn the universe upside down.I actually think it's cute, thinking about Japan... Am I a little crazy? 】

[I'm so mad at you... Actually, I miss you too, you're so fucking cute. 】

[So domineering Brother Badger who just wants to lie down and be fucked, you guys actually want to fuck... Well, thinking about it this way, it seems to be more interesting. 】

【No! ! !Cult! ! ! 】

[Those who want to live in Japan, are you ready to be blown to pieces with broken limbs and disfigured faces? #Manual Funny.jpg]

[...No, no, no, no more. 】

……

"It's vulgar!"

The old cadre Chu Hide's expression was heartbroken.

He was browsing through the messages of netizens on the holographic micro-chat, and his heart was really hurting.

Damn it, he didn't even have a day, and he only dared to say kiss, every time he said kiss, he would be beaten.Does he dare to say the day?

He didn't even dare, how could this group of untouchable netizens say anything?

Hey, hello, old cadre Chu is so angry.

"Defeat the cold!"

Marshal Ye also looked at the same old cadre emoji.

He only saw Ai Sun Beiri's remarks, and the uncle, who is a straight man of steel in the universe, felt weak all over his body, and he was always uncomfortable.

"Rogue! Smelly shameless!"

The uncle was heartbroken at the first moment, wishing to use holography to find out those gangsters who coveted his beloved grandson and break his legs.

Admiral Ye and Brother Ye stared aside, shook their heads and sighed, beat their chests and stamped their feet: "It's unsightly, unbearable."

Brother Ye waved his hand and said, "Why don't you find someone to hack their network?"

Admiral Ye: "Just block all accounts."

Chu Xie speculated: "I asked a lawyer to send a lawyer's letter one by one, suing them for sexual harassment."

All the men from the Ye family nodded, and after a pause, Marshal Ye suddenly came back to his senses: "Why are you still here?"

Chu Xie: "I'll send Huanhuan home."

Admiral Ye and Big Brother Ye's faces turned black for a moment, why should Chu Xie be called Huanhuan by outsiders.

Marshal Ye nodded to show that he knew, but what he asked was: "Why are you 'still' here?"

It can be seen that Brother Badger's habit of pulling out the hanging ruthlessly and tearing down bridges across rivers can be traced.

Chu Xie suddenly smiled: "By the way, I will visit you."

Marshal Ye remained expressionless: "It's over?"

I guess the next sentence is to hurry up and get out.

Chu Xie: "Marshal is physically strong, it's not easy when you're old."

Really can't speak.

Marshal Ye: "It's rare that you didn't get sick today, I'm very relieved."

Who wouldn't hurt each other?

Turning around, Marshal Ye shouted at Brother Badger, who was suddenly cute and cute after being booed by Mother Ye, "Huanhuan, come and meet your Uncle Chu. He is not sick today, but he is in good spirits. If you miss today, you may not know when." I can see Uncle Chu who is not sick."

Brother Badger pursed his lips and was extremely obedient: "Here we come."

Uncle Chu: "..."

Your uncle is still your uncle after all!

The author has something to say: Marshal Ye: Your uncle is still your uncle.

Chu Ji: I can't afford to provoke you.

Brother Badger: Half-blood prince of 27 noble blood races on planet [-] in District [-], the heir of the Buried Love family——Burn ⑀ ノ 灬 の 栤  Badger.