interstellar flat head brother

The top five military academies in the triple galaxy hold a knockout system every five years.

This grand knockout system is not only a carnival feast for military school students, but also a carnival feast for military schools. It can be said that they are an opportunity to reach the sky in one step.

The ranking of the military academy has moved up one place, which is significantly different from the original position.If military school students come out on top in the competition system, it is more than enough to enter the military after graduation and get a captain rank.

Not to mention the military academy, just the military academy students, who have jumped to four ranks from a small soldier, saving six or seven years of being in the military.That's why it is said to be a step up to the sky.

Of course, only one person won the first place, but the number of military cadets participating in the knockout system was a thousand.However, it is also very good to be ranked in the top [-] in the knockout system. Although there is no rank of captain after graduation, at least he will not start as a soldier.

Because this knockout system is very grand, it is held every five years, so each time it is held, it attracts the attention of the residents of the triple galaxy.And this competition system is actually to select newcomers worthy of training for the military, also known as Galaxy Glory.

——Although every time the Galaxy media mentions the competition system, they have to complain that the military department is a waste of name, but it can't stop the fans of the Galaxy military department from frantically looking forward to the competition system.

They have been discussing enthusiastically since the first two months of the competition, expressing their opinions, and frantically calling for the military students they are optimistic about.

Moreover, this year's knockout competition will be held on First Star, and all military students participating in the competition must rush to First Star from the tenth district.

When the news was announced, there was an uproar.

After all, the past dozens of Galaxy Glory sessions were held on the mechanical planet in the fifth district, where the mechanical level is the highest in the entire galaxy.As for the first star, although it is indeed higher than the mechanical planet in terms of security, it is too expensive.

[To be honest, there are too many important people in the first star. If there is a riot and they are trampled to death or something, the glory of the galaxy may be restricted in the future. 】

【Emmmm... You are really subtle.Who doesn't know that there will be 'riots' every time the galaxy is glorious?It used to be held on the mechanical planet because there were all robots that were resistant to fighting and falling.first star?They are all a group of noble and delicate big shots, and they don't know what the president of this term thinks. 】

[Warning, your words and deeds involve racial discrimination.Please apologize immediately to the robot race. 】

[Fuck!Where did I discriminate?Didn't I say that you roboticists and mermaids are psychologically sensitive and fragile?I said you are resistant to fights and falls? Beep—wrong beep—I was banned from speaking beep—beep—]

【…】

Robots also have human rights and willfulness.

[Actually, it is a good thing that Galaxy Glory is held on the first star. At least I can buy a ticket and take a car to go to the venue to watch the game.Excellent. 】

[That's because you are in the first star!I used to be next to the mechanical star in the fifth district. I took the interstellar flight track the day before the game, and I was able to arrive on the same day.Now I have to make it two weeks early!Forget it, I'd better watch the live broadcast at home. 】

[The city sheriff of the first planet should be more reliable than those of other planets, and order should be maintained.Don't worry, the big deal is the military department.You have forgotten that the second fortress of the military department is stationed near the first star. 】

【laugh!You're pinning your hopes on the city sheriff to maintain order? 】

[What do you mean by the one above?You despise the city sheriff?If you have the skills, you get robbed and stolen. The water pipe in your house bursts and your pet falls into the sewer. 】

[Why can't I call the city sheriff?I pay so much tax every month to support them, can't they call it?What did I say wrong?Isn't the city magistrate the security service that has been eliminated?It's just a reserve player on the bench, just catch the thieves and pass through the sewers, do you really expect them to defend their homes and the country and kill the interstellar pirates? 】

【I agree.Originally, the city magistrate was a service that was eliminated by the military department, and it was indeed not strong enough. 】

[Hehe, I'm convinced of you!I usually call the city sheriff if I lost my house key and couldn't get in. At this time, I knew I was talking about someone else behind my back.Every soldier deserves honor and admiration.Yes, city magistrates are weaker than military soldiers, but they are also much stronger than you who can do nothing but slander behind your back. 】

[Nowadays, any weird and brain-dead people can go to the holographic micro-chat, why doesn't the administrator come to silence?What are these remarks?Slander soldiers?I'm afraid it's not a primary school student who hasn't graduated. 】

[Elementary school students have brains, and their ability to think logically is stronger than them.I'm afraid this group of brains were devoured by the Zerg parasitism. 】

[Have you forgotten the current General Wang?He was also a city sheriff by training.Don't ask where the hero came from, maybe this time there will be an awesome city sheriff. 】

[I like this wave of whimsical ideas.funny.jpg]

……

"Temporary city sheriff?"

Brother Badger didn't even look back, focusing on the control of the holographic mobile game.

Marshal Ye sat behind him, flipping through the communication he had just received from the security inspection department.

A letter inviting Brother Badger to participate in the temporary city sheriff to maintain the Galaxy Glory competition system.

Brother Badger stayed in the Titan Cube in the holographic field for a year, and he only came back from it for a week.After I came back and slept for a day and a night, I was addicted to the holographic mobile game and forgot the great cause of conquering the stars and the sea.

Marshal Ye: "You used to take the military route of security reserve service. Every year, the security inspection department will select a few military school students in the military academy to serve as temporary city security officers... Your previous grades were all excellent, so this time you will also choose a military officer. Pick you."

Even though Ye Mihuan was called a waste, in fact, as a security reserve, he was rated as excellent in all his homework.It's just that the glory of the Ye family is too dazzling, and the descendants of the Ye family are all outstanding except him, so they are regarded as waste in comparison.

As for the Galaxy Glory competition system this time, the list of cadets participating in the competition system was handed over to the military headquarters two months ago, and then the government announced it on the official website.Therefore, no matter how great Marshal Ye's authority is, he can't stuff Ye Mihuan, who is known as a waste wood, into the list under the eyes of everyone.

What's more, Marshal Ye can't do anything for personal gain.

He is eager to love his grandson, but his uprightness is not in vain.Even if Brother Badger has now entered the list of the competition system, and is even expected to win the top spot, Marshal Ye will not favoritism.

The iron discipline of the military department is strict, and the deeper the position, the heavier the responsibility.It is more necessary to discipline yourself.

Although Marshal Ye often made jokes about his selfishness, in fact, everything he did was within the law, and he never stepped on the bottom line or violated the iron law.

Marshal Ye: "Will you go?"

Brother Badger didn't turn his head back: "No."

Marshal Ye: "It's a rare internship opportunity, and it will be added to your resume. After graduation, you don't need to be a city sheriff, you can take the job directly."

Brother Badger KO'd the opponent in a round, and during the intermission, he raised his head and gave his uncle a glance.

"Be whoever you like. Anyway, can't I transfer to the military? Then transfer in my sophomore year, and enter the military after graduation."

Marshal Ye touched his bald head and asked kindly, "Huanhuan is so confident?"

Brother Badger gave him a murderous look: "Brother Badger."

Marshal Ye smiled kindly.

Brother Badger was discouraged and looked away.

So far, I still can't beat the uncle, let's make a strategic compromise first.

Brother Badger: "Say what you have to say."

Stop laughing, can't help but want to fight.

Marshal Ye is really not self-aware about his kind smile, he doesn't know that whenever he shows a kind smile, he is trying to deceive others.

Brother Badger was tricked many times when he was a child, so now his hands itch when he sees it.

Marshal Ye: "How much has the Huanhuan gene evolved to?"

Brother Badger: "Four."

Marshal Ye rubbed his hands, calmly said, "Isn't that free to switch between the animal form and the human form? Is it stable? Alas, many interstellar maniacs underestimated the stable transformation of the animal form at the beginning, thinking that the animal form is dispensable. Neglecting the stable adjustment and adaptation of the animal state. In the end, the animal nature dominated and developed into an anti-social and anti-interstellar personality. The Ye family dare not say anything about other aspects, but the stable adjustment of the animal state is the strength of the Ye family and also the strength of Grandpa You have been in holography for a year, and grandpa doesn't know what's going on inside. I haven't seen what happened and I don't know. Grandpa is flustered, can't eat, can't sleep. I feel panicked and very worried. "

Brother Badger's eyes turned into a straight line, and he squinted at Marshal Ye.

For a rough old man like Marshal Ye, his intestines are straight. If he has anything to say, he can go straight to the bottom of his intestines.It's all said that the old man has said a long paragraph, but there is no point...Ten out of ten are shameful words.

Brother Badger turned his back and pointed his butt at his uncle.

"Go out if you have nothing to do, treat me as useless if you have something to do."

Marshal Ye's big fan-like palm shone across Brother Badger's crippled head: "Can I love you again, uncle?"

Brother Badger bared his teeth, jumped up and fucked Marshal Ye.

Damn old thief, I have endured him for a long time!

After I came back, I wandered around in front of him, probing him again and again!At first, he threatened and lured him, and then he secretly sprayed him with wild beast attractant while he was not paying attention, and then put him in the food!

Damn it, Brother Badger feels that he is tall and mighty like a beast, so it's not shameful.But you are so serious that you have to see it, and you have all kinds of small actions. The more you look forward to making troubles, the more awkward Brother Badger will be, so you don't want to change your animal state.

So the more small movements, the more vigilant Brother Badger is, and he doesn't want them to see his beastly state at all.

Brother Badger jumped violently and kicked Marshal Ye's bald head.

Marshal Ye has been in the army for more than 70 years. He has come from the era of interstellar wars and personally ended an era of frequent wars.That force value, to be honest, is not something Badger in the form of a little milk badger can handle.

It was easily thrown into the spacious courtyard, making a big hole.It also startled the old man who was trimming the flower branches, and tremblingly wanted to press the siren.

Looking back, a gloomy young master walked out of the dust.

The old man heaved a sigh of relief, it turned out to be the young master.

Go back and continue trimming the flower branches.

Every once in a while, descendants of the Ye family were thrown out of the courtyard and smashed into a big hole, and they hit it very accurately every time.One hole per person, no one is occupied and no more holes are created. It is very convenient, so there is no need to hire someone to repair it.

Saved a lot of money.

The old gardener chuckled, revealing his mouth with a few missing teeth.The dust behind was all over the sky, making lightning and flints fly.

Marshal Ye grabbed the feet of Brother Badger who had been kicked by him, and hung him upside down to fall into the underground pit dedicated to Brother Badger.The means are violent, but there is a girlish heart.

The uncle was still very wronged after beating someone, he lifted Aisun's shoulder: "Grandpa just wanted to see Aisun's wild beast form, is there something wrong?"

'puff! '

Brother Badger spit on the uncle, and his expression was so small that it was day and day.

uncle:"……"

He casually planted Brother Badger into the pit like an onion, turned around and left.

Unworthy children and grandchildren, they can't even suck a little milk badger for their respected and beloved uncle.

Grandpa is very hurt.

Brother Badger: "... dead bald."

Admiral Ye hid in the shadows from beginning to end, intending to be the oriole.When the beloved uncle left, he squatted in front of Brother Badger with a paralyzed face, and his voice was strangely full of kindness.

"You can easily get out of the pit when you transform into a little milk badger. Dad promises not to record it...and don't touch it."

He tried hard to express his sincerity through his eyes, but with little success.

Brother Badger is as cold as the cold winter wind: "Take care of your hairline! Mom is about to divorce you, so bald!"

Admiral Ye: "..."

Mentioning Aiko, he threw half a meter into the pit, then turned around and left as if nothing had happened.

Unfilial son, the father's hairline is obviously perfect!

...It's just a little two or three centimeters behind ordinary people.

The old father who was hurt by the hairline was very depressed.

Ye Chaohuan jumped out from the shadow of the shadow, squatted in front of Brother Badger and put on a loving face: "Brother Badger, big brother just take a look at the little badger—"

Brother Badger pulled out from the pit without saying a word, turned around and lifted Ye Chaohuan's waist and planted him in his own exclusive pit.

The old ones can't be cleaned up, and the young ones can't be cleaned up?

Brother Badger turned his head towards the shadow of the shadow and showed a ferocious smile, Ye Huanxi turned and left in silence, Xi Kegong needed her.

After walking two or three steps, Brother Badger seemed to have thought of something, turned his head and said to Brother Ye who was about to pull himself out of the hole, "Brother, are you really not worried at all?"

Brother Ye was dumbfounded: "What are you worried about?"

Brother Badger: "Hairline."

Brother Ye laughed loudly: "My hairline is very thick, so there is nothing to worry about."

Brother Badger sneered: "Dad is at your age, and his hairline is also very thick, so he's still bald now."

Brother Ye's smiling face froze: "That can't be. It's not hereditary."

Brother Badger: "Grandpa doesn't even have a hairline."

Zong Guangwa has a bald head, and he is not even qualified to feel the pain at the hairline.

Brother Ye thought about his future appearance, and then compared it with Admiral Ye and Marshal Ye.He succeeded in scaring himself into a cold sweat.

"It can't be. It can't be..."

Brother Badger snorted coldly, turned and left.Leave Brother Ye an independent space to accept this cruel reality.

Turning the corner, Brother Badger stroked his thick hair, then snorted proudly.

Brother Badger has thick, fluffy, and smooth hair, so there is no threat of hairline.

Space Junkyard No. [-] is located in the border area of ​​District [-].

The cosmic junkyard is full of man-made satellite fragments, dust, and even discarded rocket engines and spaceship wreckage discarded due to damage to the launching device. In the early days of the galaxy, the law of the galaxy was not fully perfected, including the immature development of the travel route.

People's understanding of the universe is still very shallow, and they believe that there is an infinite space in the universe, and everything can be accepted, including garbage.

Therefore, all unused garbage is poured into the universe. At first, it was just fragments of artificial satellites, paint blocks, discarded engines and spaceship wreckage. Later, unscrupulous businessmen smuggled garbage into the universe to avoid huge garbage incineration costs.

Too much garbage gathered and floated to the galaxy channel, causing frequent interstellar traffic accidents.Finally, it attracted the attention of the interstellar health organization. After many advocacy proposals, it finally passed the parliament, the government and the royal family's appropriation, and invested manpower and material resources to control the pollution of the universe.

When they started to deal with it, they were surprised to find that it would take at least several hundred years for the cosmic garbage to be completely cleaned up, because most of the garbage has been radiated by various cosmic rays. If it is brought back to the planet for treatment, it will pollute the planet, even the universe. The space station cannot be brought in.

After deliberation, they can only helplessly divide the garbage circle into a certain area and classify it into six garbage dumps, waiting for the universe to eliminate these garbage.Or one day a black hole will be created to swallow all the garbage.

Every garbage dump will be guarded by soldiers to prevent some unscrupulous interstellar businessmen from smuggling garbage into the garbage dump in order to avoid huge garbage incineration costs.

Highly intelligent creatures hate garbage, and of course no one thinks that garbage can be used.

It's a pity, unfortunately, that it's not difficult for a creature with a sick mind to be classified as a highly intelligent creature with galaxy citizenship-God knows why they are so reluctant to use the dump as a base.

Chu Yu, who firmly does not think that he is mentally ill, showed complete dislike for these criminals. Of course, the most important thing is that he had to accept the task immediately when he left the Titan Cube, and rushed from the first star to No. [-] in the tenth district Cosmic junkyard.

He didn't even meet the baby who woke up from the Titan Cube in the first place!

This is a cruel and inhuman torture for a man who is falling in love!

Chu Xie decided to propose an increase in expenditure to the military after returning home. After all, as a man who was about to support his family, how could he support his wife with that little salary every month?