interstellar flat head brother
Chapter 029
The eyes, nose and throat are the most vulnerable places to deal with prey.The fatal points are the eyes and throat, and the nose will only affect the mobility of the prey and will not do more damage to it.
Gigantic carbon-based creatures, slit their throats is obviously not a smart approach.Generally speaking, their skin is hard and not easy to cut, and their size is too large to kill with one blow.
So you can only choose the eyes, which is why Badger chooses the target to attack their eyes first after entering the Titan Cube.
The eyes are the most vulnerable, without any protection measures.At the same time, the eye nerves are connected to the brain nerves, which is extremely complicated.If not treated in time, it is easy to die from eye and brain infection or excessive blood loss.
Brother Badger stepped on the back of the wild dragon and ran fast.Leaping forward, his left hand formed into a claw, as if the claw was grasping a mountain and a cliff.The sharp nails penetrated into the flesh and blood of the wild dragon, and due to the buffer of speed and weight, it slid down, leaving a scar five or six centimeters deep.
The flesh and blood split, and the savage dragon who was about to eat wailed in pain.The pupils of the eyes turned quickly, and they saw the little bug hanging on the bridge of the nose.
The wild dragon was so angry that he shook his head instinctively, then ran towards the canyon wall, lowered his head, and bumped into it.
If it hit directly, with the weight of the savage dragon, Brother Badger might be crushed to pieces.
The viewers exclaimed, and some even covered their eyes and couldn't bear to watch.But more is to keep your eyes wide open, excitedly watching the next scene, or the scene of blood and flesh flying, or witnessing the miracle again.
Brother Badger turned a blind eye to the mountain wall that was getting closer and closer behind him, and when he stabilized his momentum, he stopped sliding down.Flipping his wrist, the dagger spun around in the air and pulled it in a fancy way.Then follow the strength of the arm, it seems to be light and light, but it is actually inserted into the huge pupil fiercely.
In an instant, the blood burst, and the blood flowed profusely.
Manlong slammed on the brakes and roared to the sky because of the pain.The body hit the canyon, there was an earth-shattering bang, and dust and debris rushed down.
Brother Badger stabilized his figure, held the dagger tightly with both hands, and made a direct circle.Completely ruined the right eye of the barbarian dragon.
The savage dragon slammed around in pain, its powerful tail frantically swept, and when the tail fell, the rock shattered.Then he swept his tail towards the mountain wall, and the gravel fell down.
The roaring roar, the violent impact on the mountain wall, and the sound of falling gravel all come together to weave a passionate hunting scene.
The viewers, the blood in their chests seemed to be burning out of their lungs, couldn't help cheering for Brother Badger.
[I'm a boss in society, people don't talk too much! 】
[Eye nirvana... kill all!Blow up the interstellar hotline for my Brother Killer! 】
[Ah, ah, come and sleep with me, big brother! ! 】
……
Ryan was very surprised, and was taken aback when he saw Brother Badger.
To be honest, Brother Badger is not yet an adult, he looks like a teenager.In addition, his appearance is very deceptive, soft and harmless.Anyone who sees it will only think that this is the youngest son from some family, a sweetheart.
Who would have expected that when he raised a dagger, he could be so cruel.But it still makes people's blood boil, and they can't help but applaud.
Just now, Brother Badger showed Honey Badger's claws for a moment, and Ryan saw it all, and he recognized it as a wild beastman.Judging from his age, he should be a military cadet.
His close combat skills are no less than that of military instructors, and his courage is even better than others.It's a pity that my physical fitness can't keep up.
Physical quality includes strength, speed, endurance, agility and flexibility. Brother Badger's agility and speed are better than ordinary people.But he can actually do it better and faster.
His strength is insufficient, his endurance cannot last due to lack of physical fitness, and his flexibility is still within the range that the human body can bear-the flexibility of beasts has not been developed.
If his strength, endurance, speed, and agility are improved, he can choose to cut the dragon's throat instead of attacking the dragon's eyes.That is where the fatal blow is, but look at the eyes.
Eyes are indeed fragile and even deadly, but the hit rate is not very high, and it leaves time for the prey to fight back.In the war of life and death, even a moment is fatal.
To sum up, Brother Badger is a good seedling worth cultivating.
General Ryan had the idea of wanting to win over and train him.
He quickly took a screenshot, and the screen was Brother Badger's face.With this frontal photo, if you put it in several military academies and ask, you will definitely be able to ask.
General Ryan is in a very good mood now, and good seedlings are hard to come by.He was the first to see it and picked it up, so the excitement was indescribable.
It's just... Looking at this face, it looks familiar.
Brother Badger pulled out his dagger, blood sprayed all over his head.A few wisps of blood flowed down the mouth into the throat, the rusty smell, the familiar taste hidden in the memory, instantly triggered a domino effect in the body, from genetic memory to cellular memory.
Then it is transmitted from the cells to the nerve tissue, and finally spreads all over the body.
The whole person wanders in the memory of blood, the glory of the past, every life-and-death struggle on the prairie-the burst of potential stimulates the unlocking of genetic evolution cells.
His consciousness seemed to be pulled away, and he stopped in mid-air and looked at his body—a transparent body, a carbon-based life form composed of thousands of trillions of cells.
Aqua blue, living cells, cells controlled by genes.As if before that, nearly 99.9% were dormant, and at this moment, the domino effect is generally unlocked one after another - new forms, new species evolve.
In order to adapt to the harsher environment, new species with better strength, endurance, speed, structure, function and intelligence have evolved.
The mystery of the gene, the theological secret of life.
Brother Badger was conscious, watching and feeling the changes in his body, but he couldn't move.
Because of the fierce impact of the wild dragon, Brother Badger fell uncontrollably.The savage dragon finally saw this little bug, and hatred occupied its brain, which was almost as small as a walnut, to retaliate crazily - it lifted its huge foot, ready to step on this vile and hateful little bug to pieces.
Brother Badger stared at the shadow covering his head, his pupils constricted, reflecting the shadow, as well as the huge precarious boulders on the top of the canyon—he moved his index finger with all his might.
When the savage dragon's exhausted feet and the huge rocks in the canyon fell at the same time, Brother Badger slammed down the space jumping device that Chu Xie gave him.
The sky was full of smoke and dust, the gravel fluttered, and the canyon was filled with yellow sand.When the wild dragon stepped on the ground, it trembled, and a loud noise rose from the ground.A huge boulder fell from the top of the canyon, hitting the head of the wild dragon, smashing the huge head directly, bloody and bloody.
The huge body fell down, and the powerful tail swept to the canyon wall, and the crumbling boulder rolled down from the top of the valley, hitting the huge body of the barbarian dragon, creating a big hole.
There was a deathly silence on the holographic live broadcast.
After a long time, the yellow sand in the canyon dissipated, revealing the tragic death of the wild dragon.
The holographic live broadcast fell into dead silence again. After a long time, someone asked in a low voice.
[Dead, are you dead?That, is the boss dead? 】
[No, I don’t know, I’m dead.It seems that it was trampled to death... I didn't see it escaped. 】
[It's been so long, and I haven't seen the boss... He must have been trampled to death. 】
The holographic live broadcast was quiet again, and they fell into silence.
The atmosphere was dignified, filled with a sense of sadness.
They don't actually know Brother Badger, but the live broadcast over the past few days has made them like and admire Brother Badger.This small, cute, harmless but sharp and brave boss is not concerned about life and death, he will do it when he sees you unhappy, he doesn't need a reason, he can hit him whenever he wants.
Willful and courageous, brave and fearless.
That is what they pursue, the highest will of the soldiers, the most free and easy way of life, and the most positive attitude towards life.
Brother Badger has inspired many people and attracted many people's crazy pursuit.
Some people don't need to speak, just every action can become the belief that others will follow forever!
Suddenly someone spoke tremblingly——
[Shouldn’t be dead, this is the last video I recorded.Because I usually re-record the live broadcast of the boss, that is, while recording while live broadcasting.Then I re-read it just now and found——]
【Shut up!On video!Comes with a bonus #鸟人星球的落蛋#]
[Don’t be so fucking jittery, hurry up and get the proof that the boss is not dead...with a bonus #喜,给你花花#]
[Brother, stop talking nonsense.At a time like this, a man should be short and dapper!Don't show your strengths, go to your lover and show it.Comes with #狗头#】
[This big brother is well versed in soft media, self-media, new media and other publicity methods. He is fascinating, impatient, and eager... Well, you have succeeded, and I will give you star coins to play the video quickly! 】
……
The man played the video, the scene where the wild dragon stepped on it.At the moment when the smoke and dust filled the air, the second that flashed quickly was played repeatedly and slowed down, and finally found the scene where Brother Badger disappeared in place in an instant.
[Space jumping device.It should be at the moment of crisis that the space jumping device was activated. 】
[Where will the boss land? 】
[Master Hide, let's go there. 】
[I don’t know if it’s my illusion, I played back the last paragraph, and I always felt that the boss’s movements were stiff... Let me show you the slow-frame playback. 】
That person played back the last scene of Brother Badger being trampled under the feet of the wild dragon in slow frame, one frame at a time, which can be said to be a static playback of each frame.At the same time, it also restores the truth to all of you present.
While others were still guessing, General Lane had already discovered something was wrong with Brother Badger.
evolution.
It just so happened that he underwent genetic evolution in times of crisis.
The genetic evolution of the wild beasts can be promoted through artificial stimulation. According to the practical deduction data of Xigongke, the front line of life and death is the key to stimulating the genetic evolution of the wild beasts.
All life in the universe, whether it is an animal or a plant, whether it is a carbon-based life or a silicon-based life, will burst out with a strong will to survive when life is threatened.
You can say that this will is the warning of gene madness that is transmitted to the whole body through nerve cells, and then all tissues, cells, and genes in the body cooperate fully to undergo qualitative changes in order to survive.
Of course, the prerequisite for qualitative change is the superposition of quantitative changes, that is, the accumulation process from the first level to the second level.
Xi Kegong's best simulation site for the genetic evolution of the wild beasts is the highest authority military field similar to the holographic field, which is similar to the Titan Cube where Badger is located.
On the verge of death, the best individuals can be rapidly recombined and evolved, but the degree of danger is also directly proportional to the huge benefits.
The mortality rate is as high as 90.00%.
Therefore, the interstellar council composed of the military, the government, and the royal family rejected Xikogong's simulation planning project.Even in order to prevent CIC's crazy experiments, the project of simulating the best environment for gene evolution was handed over to CIC and the Academy of Biological Sciences.
The awakening of wild orcs is rare, and of course the interstellar council could not frantically agree to Xi Kegong's project.But it's not like no one is involved in the project, because the triple galaxy needs an absolutely sharp and powerful saber!
Those Class A dangerous missions, the heinous ones hidden in the abyss of evil, the dignitaries and desperadoes who trample on the laws of the galaxy need such an absolutely fierce saber to cut off the evil when they cannot be dealt with by bright means.
Wandering in the dark, blood-stained disgrace, fierce and ruthless, evil and perverse but must be restrained.
A secret hidden only in the upper echelons of the military, the Tenth Legion is this knife.
They were born and died without glory, and when they died they returned to the dust and no one knew them.
This is a legion that is destined not to be honored, wandering in danger all the year round, and must leave no trace even if it dies.
However, the Tenth Legion is the saber of the triple galaxy!
This is probably their greatest glory, it does not belong to anyone, any right, or any organization, it only belongs to the great galaxy!
Everyone in this legion evolved in the high-mortality simulation project of Xi Kegong, so they are powerful.
The head of the Tenth Army Corps, General Ryan, didn't even know the other party's name, but he knew that he was an existence comparable to the three marshals.
According to rumors, the legion commander was parachuted into the Tenth Legion.General Ryan had heard that the head of the Tenth Legion came from a rocky pile, a space junkyard, and a base of a famous terrorist organization.
But these are just legends and have not been confirmed.
What has been confirmed is another thing - this legion commander is a snake maniac!
It is rumored that he especially likes to throw his subordinates into those planets that are rated as Class A dangerous for survival challenges, and then he watched indifferently from time to time and kicked them with cold arrows—this is not a snake spirit disease, it is a weapon A pervert with snake spirit disease!
Although many of the instructors in the military department who trained recruits were perverted and took pleasure in torturing recruits, they did not reach the perverted level of snake spirit disease.
However, it is also that other legions cannot be compared with ordinary legions, and the training methods are naturally different.
General Ryan would never admit that he had actually thought of imitating Chu Xie's snake spirit, if he hadn't been stationed in the Titan star experience first and subverted his worldview.
What does he think of this live broadcast 'big brother' now? How does he feel that he imitates Yu Xi's evolutionary engineering.
No way?Who else is so crazy besides the snake spirit, the commander of the Tenth Legion?
General Lane obviously forgot to single-handedly promote his Marshal Ye, who was also a man who did not follow the usual path.
Chu Yu was pinching the anaconda's seven inches and beating wildly. When the anaconda was frantically excited and the anaconda was foaming at the mouth and rolling its eyes, a black and white ball fell from the sky.
According to the past, Chu Xie ordered to kick him mercilessly away.But inadvertently raised his eyes and glanced, he followed like a demon, not only did not kick it away, but also caught it.He carried it in his hand and weighed it, it was as light as a balloon.
Pick it up and look at it carefully, the black fur, the head and back are all silvery white, the hair is shiny and smooth, just looking at it makes me want to rub it twice.Looking at its face again, it is such a flat and cute little face.
White hair, crew cut, small round black eyes, body about the size of a forearm, probably a cub.
Although not common, there is an introduction to this little thing in the video of the ancestor of the wild beast, the honey badger.
Chu Xi raised his eyebrows: "Hey, you look so stupid."
Still small, no meat.
I don't know if I like it or not as a pet for my little one.
After Brother Badger heard this, his eyelids drooped, his eyes were dead fish eyes, and the corners of his mouth were pulled up. The profound sneer of the big man who despises the entire universe vividly appeared in front of his eyes.
Seeing this, Chu Hide was stunned for a moment.
Brother Badger stepped back and scratched ferociously towards Chu Xie's face.Chu Xi hurriedly avoided, but still hugged Brother Badger with both hands, trying to restrain his actions.
But Brother Badger has thick and smooth fur, and his body is so flexible that he can turn around 360°.At that moment, when he sneaked up on the big baby Chu Hide, his eyes lit up at that moment.Just waiting to see how stupid Chu Snake's lower body is bleeding profusely and crying bitterly.
Chu Xi had never met anyone with a thicker skin than him before, so he was not able to take precautions in time, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.Just focus on avoiding the lower body, the face suffered.
Three paw prints were left on the side face and cheeks, and blood was left immediately.
Chu Xiong held the skin on the back of Brother Badger's neck away from him, and Brother Badger was still twisting his small body and baring his teeth, intending to bite Chu Xiong to death.If it wasn't for a cub, Chu Ji would have had no choice but to throw it out.
Chu Xi wiped the scar on the side of his face with his thumb, not paying much attention to the scar.Turning to Brother Badger, he said, "Little darling, I didn't expect it to be you... Hey, my little darling looks very different! So cute—" Glancing at Brother Badger, only the whites of his eyes were left As well as the expression of the boss who wanted to fuck the universe, Chu Xi quickly changed his tone and praised: "Mighty and domineering!"
"There is no such domineering beast like you, little baby, in the entire triple galaxy."
Brother Badger's domineering order: "Brother Badger!"
The voice is so childish, and that frightening little expression, if it falls on the face of a giant and ferocious beast, it can still make people feel intimidated.It fell on Brother Badger, just one word, cute!
Chu Xi immediately yelled loudly, "Brother Badger!"
Brother Badger stopped struggling and was very satisfied.
Seeing this, Chu Xie's eyes lit up, and he quickly hugged Brother Badger in his arms and stroked his fur.
That silver-white hair, oily and smooth, is really beautiful.
Brother Badger flicked his tail, wondering if it was a lycanthropy cub, his mental IQ dropped a lot.At least in human form, it is absolutely impossible to let Shunmao just say a few words, and give it back!
Chu Xi never knew that he was still a fluffy cub control. If his gang dared to attack him... It seemed that the group of bastards were keen to test his bottom line, and then their legs were broken. It's fun to explore.
But if it were a humanoid Badger who dared to use those moves with obvious murderous intent, he would probably reflexively break his limbs...not to mention get injured.
Even though Chu Xiong likes Brother Badger and pampers him (Chu Xiong feels that he is very pampering, his face is as big as a basin), but his tense vigilance over the years has given him the upper hand in physical reactions.Before reaching sanity, the body first kills all threats with killing intent.
Chu Xiong is a snake spirit, with a sick mind and cruel methods.It seems cold-blooded and ruthless, but in fact it is indeed cold-blooded and ruthless in the eyes of others.
He doesn't need feelings, let alone show them.No one else needs it, he just needs to do his job as a knife.
Chu Xie was used to it, and he enjoyed it so much that he didn't find it strange.
Feelings are inherently cumbersome, just as he said to Chu San, boring, wasteful self-satisfaction and self-movement.The strange thing is that when the throbbing appeared, he miraculously accepted it without any rejection.
Probably this has very few things that he wants to have in his life, and there are only a handful of things he is interested in.So when Brother Badger, who made him throb, appeared, he accepted it easily, and opened his heart to let Brother Badger live in smoothly.
It is estimated that there is no one like Chu Yu who accepts the object of his heart without even hesitation.
Simply neat.
Then again, he didn't reflexively break Badger's limbs, probably because of his animal shape.
Harmless, childish, kind.
Chu Xi reflected on himself from this little incident, he thought that he had to let his body fully adapt to Brother Badger first.His animal form, human form, complete trust.
Others trust in their hearts, but Chu Yu, when his body completely trusts someone, even if the other party has killing intent, he will open his arms and hug him.
Physical trust is Chu Xi's love.
As for Chu Xie, he is willing to give Brother Badger his trust—even though this snake spirit talks about love like training his subordinates to be as sick as ever!
Only ghosts can catch up!
Brother Badger flicked his tail and drooped his eyelids: "Brother Badger is about to evolve, you should solve the trouble quickly."
With her head held high, short legs, white hair and flat hair, she is cute and cute, and she has a baby voice - if she doesn't give her a kiss, she has no motivation at all!
Chu Xi pouted: "If you give me a kiss, I will help you."
Brother Badger: "..."
Mad is retarded!
The anaconda's anger broke through the sky, and he was kicked out of the door by a snake spirit early in the morning.Inexplicably, he was hanged and beaten, and then he squatted in front of it and talked to himself. Although he couldn't understand it, the snake spirit disease seemed to be planning territory.
Can the fucking bear it?
Grabbing the land and grabbing the door of the house, the anaconda was surprisingly angry at the time, and went berserk chasing and beating the snake.Then, for no reason, he was stepped on seven inches and unilaterally beat him. After finally taking a breath, he ended up kissing me on his back!
What a fucking pair of dogs and men!It must not be tolerated to defile its pure body!
So the anaconda was furious and became violent again.Curl up your body, raise your head and look up at the body. Don't look at its huge body, but its body is soft and flexible, and it can stack itself.
It flicked its huge tail and patted its body. Its own skin was rough and thick like a mountain.The slap of its tail will not hurt itself, but Chu Xie on its back will definitely be slapped into a meatloaf.
Chu Xie hugged Brother Badger, jumped nimbly against the face of symmetrical paw prints, dodged the attack of the anaconda and retreated quickly.
"The critical period of baby's evolution, let's go first. Next time I will play with you—"
Anaconda: Play with your paralysis!So angry.
pat!
Brother Badger was thrown on a big rock in the cave, feeling a little dazed.Looking back, the beastly Chu Xie had a crazy smile on his face.
Chu Xi: "Is this your animal form?"
Brother Badger was still a little confused, so he nodded obediently.
It's so cute that I want to hug, stroke and kiss.
Chu Yu with a calm face on the idiot's face: "Do you know how many days I will last in the animal form? Can I switch back to the human form freely now?"
Brother Badger came to his senses, although he was dissatisfied with Chu Xi's attitude.But knowing the importance of the matter now, he replied: "I don't know!"
Especially righteous.
Chu Xie: "Why don't you know?"
Brother Badger looked at Chu Ji with a foolish look.
it is more than words.
Chu Xie sighed: "That's you." The others should be kicked out of the cave to fend for themselves right now.
"Come here, give brother a hug. Hug and tell you, to promote our relationship."
Brother Badger looked at Chu Xie intently, and after a while, he lifted his lips: "Chi!"
Chu Yu: "Agreed? I knew that the little baby also wanted to hug and kiss me, so as to enhance my relationship with him."
After speaking, he went straight to pick up Brother Badger and started masturbating.
Brother Badger couldn't beat him, so he struggled for a long time and was trapped in Chu Xiong's arms.Grabbing some of Chu Xie's tails, he began to lick them frantically, biting while licking them, and spit out 'Bah Bah' after biting his mouth full of hairs.
Continue to bite when it's over, Brother Badger will get revenge.
Chu Xie hugged the little badger, feeling like he had found a treasure.Let him toss his own tail, anyway, he can also toss Brother Badger's smooth and smooth fur.
"The average person probably knows how many days they will last in the animal state, but there are exceptions, it's not a big deal. If you don't know whether you can switch to a human form freely, it's probably because you're not used to it, and it's not a big deal. I'm here, I'm sure you're okay Son. The evolution is going smoothly, and then in this Titan Cube, you don’t need to use your brains to kill those giant dinosaurs. You don’t need a reason to beat any one that doesn’t please your eyes.”
Brother Badger snorted and rolled his eyes: "Is it bothering you?"
Chu Xie: "..." It's rare to be gentle and considerate.
Chu Xi held the little badger back with a blank expression, swinging in the air as if playing, walking towards the cave while swinging.
Brother Badger was very angry. Except for the hind legs being carried, the other three paws scratched desperately, wanting to scratch Chu Xi to death.It's a pity that Badger kept his words light.
"Bold! Presumptuous! Trickster! Let go of Brother Badger, Brother Badger will spare you!"
Just barely break your three legs.
Chu Xie stopped and looked coldly at Brother Badger who was clamoring.
Badger doesn't feel right, there is heat behind his body, as well as water vapor and humidity.He stiffened his body, and slowly, slightly, secretly squinted his round eyes and glanced behind——
Spa pool water.
The hairbrush all over his body exploded, and Brother Badger struggled frantically: "Aww! Let go of Brother Badger! You are bold and unreasonable, a snake spirit and a playwright, you dare to do this to Brother Badger, Brother Badger will bite you to death! Brother Badger's little brother Covering the entire prairie, Brother Badger wailed twice and hundreds of thousands rushed up. It is useless for you to kneel down and beg for mercy! Brother Badger and grandparents, parents, brothers and sisters, let me tell you, their little brothers are all over the universe, Badger Brother wailing twice, thousands of tired can't kill you, oh—"
This is so angry that I have lost all reason.
If the Ye family speaks idioms, it will be really stimulated.
Most of the animals with thick fur on the African grasslands hate water, and even a little bit of it will be extremely disgusted.Because water interferes with their agility, and in some dry places that lack water to adapt to the environment and do not grow coats, water can easily cause animals to lose heat and cause them to die.
The above actually has nothing to do with honey badgers. After all, honey badgers can swim and are not afraid of water because of their thick hair and their natural intelligence and ability to imitate and learn.
It's just that Brother Badger is the exception.
Brother Badger hates water, because when he was a little milk badger, he just staggered and crawled out of the den to hunt for prey.The little milk badgers are extremely aggressive, aggressive, and aggressive. After all, their biggest enemies are their parents.
If adult male honey badgers woke up in the middle of their sleep and suddenly wanted to fight, it would not be surprising to kill the young in the den.
That's right, it's that tough.
So it is conceivable how the name of the fighting race in the animal kingdom came about.
Brother Badger crawled out to hunt when he was still a baby badger. When he encountered an adult buffalo, he swaggered to block his way, and then grinned threateningly.The little badger consciously fucked the entire prairie by himself, but the buffalo didn't pay attention to the little things blocking the road under his feet, and kicked Brother Badger into the river.
Since then, Brother Badger hates water.
Hate, not fear.
Chu Xi pressed Brother Badger and got into the water too.He said with disgust, "What are you yelling about? Blood clots all over your body and head, the stench is so bad, you want to go to heaven if you don't wash it? Oh boy, didn't my brother wash it with you?"
Brother Badger's fur blew up all over his body, but he didn't move around anymore.Stiff in the water, floating, like a rag, black, soft, hairy.
Chu Yu froze for a moment, resisting the urge to grab Brother Badger and rub his back.It will feel comfortable and clean.
Brother Badger squinted at Chu Ji, with malicious intentions, but stayed put.
Chu Xi played with the anaconda for almost a whole day, and it was covered in dust.He couldn't bear it, and compared to Brother Badger's distaste for water, Chu Ji liked it very much.Not only do I like it, but he also has a lot of rules in bathing, so I'm ashamed.
Take out a few bottles of essential oil from Chu San's storage, scrub cloth, shampoo, shower gel... put them one by one on a stone next to the hot spring, and then pour the essential oil into the water.
When he looked up, he saw Brother Badger's indifferent expression, and he said unhinderedly: "Pour two drops of essential oil into the water when taking a bath, and massage with the essential oil after washing, which can help relieve muscle fatigue. Shampoo, Shower gel, if you don't rub it, the fur is easy to knot and get lice."
The little badger's indifferent eyes said, "You're a sissy." What a sissy.
Chu Yu paused for a moment, and quickly grabbed the floating badger brother to give it a joyful bath—as the best companion, he should offer a loving bath at this time.
Brother Badger bared his hair, roared angrily, and sounded like a baby, without any majesty.But when you attack, you are merciless, you should be ruthless, and you should attack at the fatal and fragile point.
"You want to abolish my big baby?"
"Aww!" He was so angry that he didn't want to speak, he just wanted to scratch the snake to death.
"Hey, take the shoulders away, I love to bite and scratch. You let me rub my hair and masturbate—fuck!"
"Aww!" Scrapped your eyes.
By the side of the hot spring pool, water splashes everywhere, like an interstellar melee.
In the end, both sides lose.
Gigantic carbon-based creatures, slit their throats is obviously not a smart approach.Generally speaking, their skin is hard and not easy to cut, and their size is too large to kill with one blow.
So you can only choose the eyes, which is why Badger chooses the target to attack their eyes first after entering the Titan Cube.
The eyes are the most vulnerable, without any protection measures.At the same time, the eye nerves are connected to the brain nerves, which is extremely complicated.If not treated in time, it is easy to die from eye and brain infection or excessive blood loss.
Brother Badger stepped on the back of the wild dragon and ran fast.Leaping forward, his left hand formed into a claw, as if the claw was grasping a mountain and a cliff.The sharp nails penetrated into the flesh and blood of the wild dragon, and due to the buffer of speed and weight, it slid down, leaving a scar five or six centimeters deep.
The flesh and blood split, and the savage dragon who was about to eat wailed in pain.The pupils of the eyes turned quickly, and they saw the little bug hanging on the bridge of the nose.
The wild dragon was so angry that he shook his head instinctively, then ran towards the canyon wall, lowered his head, and bumped into it.
If it hit directly, with the weight of the savage dragon, Brother Badger might be crushed to pieces.
The viewers exclaimed, and some even covered their eyes and couldn't bear to watch.But more is to keep your eyes wide open, excitedly watching the next scene, or the scene of blood and flesh flying, or witnessing the miracle again.
Brother Badger turned a blind eye to the mountain wall that was getting closer and closer behind him, and when he stabilized his momentum, he stopped sliding down.Flipping his wrist, the dagger spun around in the air and pulled it in a fancy way.Then follow the strength of the arm, it seems to be light and light, but it is actually inserted into the huge pupil fiercely.
In an instant, the blood burst, and the blood flowed profusely.
Manlong slammed on the brakes and roared to the sky because of the pain.The body hit the canyon, there was an earth-shattering bang, and dust and debris rushed down.
Brother Badger stabilized his figure, held the dagger tightly with both hands, and made a direct circle.Completely ruined the right eye of the barbarian dragon.
The savage dragon slammed around in pain, its powerful tail frantically swept, and when the tail fell, the rock shattered.Then he swept his tail towards the mountain wall, and the gravel fell down.
The roaring roar, the violent impact on the mountain wall, and the sound of falling gravel all come together to weave a passionate hunting scene.
The viewers, the blood in their chests seemed to be burning out of their lungs, couldn't help cheering for Brother Badger.
[I'm a boss in society, people don't talk too much! 】
[Eye nirvana... kill all!Blow up the interstellar hotline for my Brother Killer! 】
[Ah, ah, come and sleep with me, big brother! ! 】
……
Ryan was very surprised, and was taken aback when he saw Brother Badger.
To be honest, Brother Badger is not yet an adult, he looks like a teenager.In addition, his appearance is very deceptive, soft and harmless.Anyone who sees it will only think that this is the youngest son from some family, a sweetheart.
Who would have expected that when he raised a dagger, he could be so cruel.But it still makes people's blood boil, and they can't help but applaud.
Just now, Brother Badger showed Honey Badger's claws for a moment, and Ryan saw it all, and he recognized it as a wild beastman.Judging from his age, he should be a military cadet.
His close combat skills are no less than that of military instructors, and his courage is even better than others.It's a pity that my physical fitness can't keep up.
Physical quality includes strength, speed, endurance, agility and flexibility. Brother Badger's agility and speed are better than ordinary people.But he can actually do it better and faster.
His strength is insufficient, his endurance cannot last due to lack of physical fitness, and his flexibility is still within the range that the human body can bear-the flexibility of beasts has not been developed.
If his strength, endurance, speed, and agility are improved, he can choose to cut the dragon's throat instead of attacking the dragon's eyes.That is where the fatal blow is, but look at the eyes.
Eyes are indeed fragile and even deadly, but the hit rate is not very high, and it leaves time for the prey to fight back.In the war of life and death, even a moment is fatal.
To sum up, Brother Badger is a good seedling worth cultivating.
General Ryan had the idea of wanting to win over and train him.
He quickly took a screenshot, and the screen was Brother Badger's face.With this frontal photo, if you put it in several military academies and ask, you will definitely be able to ask.
General Ryan is in a very good mood now, and good seedlings are hard to come by.He was the first to see it and picked it up, so the excitement was indescribable.
It's just... Looking at this face, it looks familiar.
Brother Badger pulled out his dagger, blood sprayed all over his head.A few wisps of blood flowed down the mouth into the throat, the rusty smell, the familiar taste hidden in the memory, instantly triggered a domino effect in the body, from genetic memory to cellular memory.
Then it is transmitted from the cells to the nerve tissue, and finally spreads all over the body.
The whole person wanders in the memory of blood, the glory of the past, every life-and-death struggle on the prairie-the burst of potential stimulates the unlocking of genetic evolution cells.
His consciousness seemed to be pulled away, and he stopped in mid-air and looked at his body—a transparent body, a carbon-based life form composed of thousands of trillions of cells.
Aqua blue, living cells, cells controlled by genes.As if before that, nearly 99.9% were dormant, and at this moment, the domino effect is generally unlocked one after another - new forms, new species evolve.
In order to adapt to the harsher environment, new species with better strength, endurance, speed, structure, function and intelligence have evolved.
The mystery of the gene, the theological secret of life.
Brother Badger was conscious, watching and feeling the changes in his body, but he couldn't move.
Because of the fierce impact of the wild dragon, Brother Badger fell uncontrollably.The savage dragon finally saw this little bug, and hatred occupied its brain, which was almost as small as a walnut, to retaliate crazily - it lifted its huge foot, ready to step on this vile and hateful little bug to pieces.
Brother Badger stared at the shadow covering his head, his pupils constricted, reflecting the shadow, as well as the huge precarious boulders on the top of the canyon—he moved his index finger with all his might.
When the savage dragon's exhausted feet and the huge rocks in the canyon fell at the same time, Brother Badger slammed down the space jumping device that Chu Xie gave him.
The sky was full of smoke and dust, the gravel fluttered, and the canyon was filled with yellow sand.When the wild dragon stepped on the ground, it trembled, and a loud noise rose from the ground.A huge boulder fell from the top of the canyon, hitting the head of the wild dragon, smashing the huge head directly, bloody and bloody.
The huge body fell down, and the powerful tail swept to the canyon wall, and the crumbling boulder rolled down from the top of the valley, hitting the huge body of the barbarian dragon, creating a big hole.
There was a deathly silence on the holographic live broadcast.
After a long time, the yellow sand in the canyon dissipated, revealing the tragic death of the wild dragon.
The holographic live broadcast fell into dead silence again. After a long time, someone asked in a low voice.
[Dead, are you dead?That, is the boss dead? 】
[No, I don’t know, I’m dead.It seems that it was trampled to death... I didn't see it escaped. 】
[It's been so long, and I haven't seen the boss... He must have been trampled to death. 】
The holographic live broadcast was quiet again, and they fell into silence.
The atmosphere was dignified, filled with a sense of sadness.
They don't actually know Brother Badger, but the live broadcast over the past few days has made them like and admire Brother Badger.This small, cute, harmless but sharp and brave boss is not concerned about life and death, he will do it when he sees you unhappy, he doesn't need a reason, he can hit him whenever he wants.
Willful and courageous, brave and fearless.
That is what they pursue, the highest will of the soldiers, the most free and easy way of life, and the most positive attitude towards life.
Brother Badger has inspired many people and attracted many people's crazy pursuit.
Some people don't need to speak, just every action can become the belief that others will follow forever!
Suddenly someone spoke tremblingly——
[Shouldn’t be dead, this is the last video I recorded.Because I usually re-record the live broadcast of the boss, that is, while recording while live broadcasting.Then I re-read it just now and found——]
【Shut up!On video!Comes with a bonus #鸟人星球的落蛋#]
[Don’t be so fucking jittery, hurry up and get the proof that the boss is not dead...with a bonus #喜,给你花花#]
[Brother, stop talking nonsense.At a time like this, a man should be short and dapper!Don't show your strengths, go to your lover and show it.Comes with #狗头#】
[This big brother is well versed in soft media, self-media, new media and other publicity methods. He is fascinating, impatient, and eager... Well, you have succeeded, and I will give you star coins to play the video quickly! 】
……
The man played the video, the scene where the wild dragon stepped on it.At the moment when the smoke and dust filled the air, the second that flashed quickly was played repeatedly and slowed down, and finally found the scene where Brother Badger disappeared in place in an instant.
[Space jumping device.It should be at the moment of crisis that the space jumping device was activated. 】
[Where will the boss land? 】
[Master Hide, let's go there. 】
[I don’t know if it’s my illusion, I played back the last paragraph, and I always felt that the boss’s movements were stiff... Let me show you the slow-frame playback. 】
That person played back the last scene of Brother Badger being trampled under the feet of the wild dragon in slow frame, one frame at a time, which can be said to be a static playback of each frame.At the same time, it also restores the truth to all of you present.
While others were still guessing, General Lane had already discovered something was wrong with Brother Badger.
evolution.
It just so happened that he underwent genetic evolution in times of crisis.
The genetic evolution of the wild beasts can be promoted through artificial stimulation. According to the practical deduction data of Xigongke, the front line of life and death is the key to stimulating the genetic evolution of the wild beasts.
All life in the universe, whether it is an animal or a plant, whether it is a carbon-based life or a silicon-based life, will burst out with a strong will to survive when life is threatened.
You can say that this will is the warning of gene madness that is transmitted to the whole body through nerve cells, and then all tissues, cells, and genes in the body cooperate fully to undergo qualitative changes in order to survive.
Of course, the prerequisite for qualitative change is the superposition of quantitative changes, that is, the accumulation process from the first level to the second level.
Xi Kegong's best simulation site for the genetic evolution of the wild beasts is the highest authority military field similar to the holographic field, which is similar to the Titan Cube where Badger is located.
On the verge of death, the best individuals can be rapidly recombined and evolved, but the degree of danger is also directly proportional to the huge benefits.
The mortality rate is as high as 90.00%.
Therefore, the interstellar council composed of the military, the government, and the royal family rejected Xikogong's simulation planning project.Even in order to prevent CIC's crazy experiments, the project of simulating the best environment for gene evolution was handed over to CIC and the Academy of Biological Sciences.
The awakening of wild orcs is rare, and of course the interstellar council could not frantically agree to Xi Kegong's project.But it's not like no one is involved in the project, because the triple galaxy needs an absolutely sharp and powerful saber!
Those Class A dangerous missions, the heinous ones hidden in the abyss of evil, the dignitaries and desperadoes who trample on the laws of the galaxy need such an absolutely fierce saber to cut off the evil when they cannot be dealt with by bright means.
Wandering in the dark, blood-stained disgrace, fierce and ruthless, evil and perverse but must be restrained.
A secret hidden only in the upper echelons of the military, the Tenth Legion is this knife.
They were born and died without glory, and when they died they returned to the dust and no one knew them.
This is a legion that is destined not to be honored, wandering in danger all the year round, and must leave no trace even if it dies.
However, the Tenth Legion is the saber of the triple galaxy!
This is probably their greatest glory, it does not belong to anyone, any right, or any organization, it only belongs to the great galaxy!
Everyone in this legion evolved in the high-mortality simulation project of Xi Kegong, so they are powerful.
The head of the Tenth Army Corps, General Ryan, didn't even know the other party's name, but he knew that he was an existence comparable to the three marshals.
According to rumors, the legion commander was parachuted into the Tenth Legion.General Ryan had heard that the head of the Tenth Legion came from a rocky pile, a space junkyard, and a base of a famous terrorist organization.
But these are just legends and have not been confirmed.
What has been confirmed is another thing - this legion commander is a snake maniac!
It is rumored that he especially likes to throw his subordinates into those planets that are rated as Class A dangerous for survival challenges, and then he watched indifferently from time to time and kicked them with cold arrows—this is not a snake spirit disease, it is a weapon A pervert with snake spirit disease!
Although many of the instructors in the military department who trained recruits were perverted and took pleasure in torturing recruits, they did not reach the perverted level of snake spirit disease.
However, it is also that other legions cannot be compared with ordinary legions, and the training methods are naturally different.
General Ryan would never admit that he had actually thought of imitating Chu Xie's snake spirit, if he hadn't been stationed in the Titan star experience first and subverted his worldview.
What does he think of this live broadcast 'big brother' now? How does he feel that he imitates Yu Xi's evolutionary engineering.
No way?Who else is so crazy besides the snake spirit, the commander of the Tenth Legion?
General Lane obviously forgot to single-handedly promote his Marshal Ye, who was also a man who did not follow the usual path.
Chu Yu was pinching the anaconda's seven inches and beating wildly. When the anaconda was frantically excited and the anaconda was foaming at the mouth and rolling its eyes, a black and white ball fell from the sky.
According to the past, Chu Xie ordered to kick him mercilessly away.But inadvertently raised his eyes and glanced, he followed like a demon, not only did not kick it away, but also caught it.He carried it in his hand and weighed it, it was as light as a balloon.
Pick it up and look at it carefully, the black fur, the head and back are all silvery white, the hair is shiny and smooth, just looking at it makes me want to rub it twice.Looking at its face again, it is such a flat and cute little face.
White hair, crew cut, small round black eyes, body about the size of a forearm, probably a cub.
Although not common, there is an introduction to this little thing in the video of the ancestor of the wild beast, the honey badger.
Chu Xi raised his eyebrows: "Hey, you look so stupid."
Still small, no meat.
I don't know if I like it or not as a pet for my little one.
After Brother Badger heard this, his eyelids drooped, his eyes were dead fish eyes, and the corners of his mouth were pulled up. The profound sneer of the big man who despises the entire universe vividly appeared in front of his eyes.
Seeing this, Chu Hide was stunned for a moment.
Brother Badger stepped back and scratched ferociously towards Chu Xie's face.Chu Xi hurriedly avoided, but still hugged Brother Badger with both hands, trying to restrain his actions.
But Brother Badger has thick and smooth fur, and his body is so flexible that he can turn around 360°.At that moment, when he sneaked up on the big baby Chu Hide, his eyes lit up at that moment.Just waiting to see how stupid Chu Snake's lower body is bleeding profusely and crying bitterly.
Chu Xi had never met anyone with a thicker skin than him before, so he was not able to take precautions in time, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.Just focus on avoiding the lower body, the face suffered.
Three paw prints were left on the side face and cheeks, and blood was left immediately.
Chu Xiong held the skin on the back of Brother Badger's neck away from him, and Brother Badger was still twisting his small body and baring his teeth, intending to bite Chu Xiong to death.If it wasn't for a cub, Chu Ji would have had no choice but to throw it out.
Chu Xi wiped the scar on the side of his face with his thumb, not paying much attention to the scar.Turning to Brother Badger, he said, "Little darling, I didn't expect it to be you... Hey, my little darling looks very different! So cute—" Glancing at Brother Badger, only the whites of his eyes were left As well as the expression of the boss who wanted to fuck the universe, Chu Xi quickly changed his tone and praised: "Mighty and domineering!"
"There is no such domineering beast like you, little baby, in the entire triple galaxy."
Brother Badger's domineering order: "Brother Badger!"
The voice is so childish, and that frightening little expression, if it falls on the face of a giant and ferocious beast, it can still make people feel intimidated.It fell on Brother Badger, just one word, cute!
Chu Xi immediately yelled loudly, "Brother Badger!"
Brother Badger stopped struggling and was very satisfied.
Seeing this, Chu Xie's eyes lit up, and he quickly hugged Brother Badger in his arms and stroked his fur.
That silver-white hair, oily and smooth, is really beautiful.
Brother Badger flicked his tail, wondering if it was a lycanthropy cub, his mental IQ dropped a lot.At least in human form, it is absolutely impossible to let Shunmao just say a few words, and give it back!
Chu Xi never knew that he was still a fluffy cub control. If his gang dared to attack him... It seemed that the group of bastards were keen to test his bottom line, and then their legs were broken. It's fun to explore.
But if it were a humanoid Badger who dared to use those moves with obvious murderous intent, he would probably reflexively break his limbs...not to mention get injured.
Even though Chu Xiong likes Brother Badger and pampers him (Chu Xiong feels that he is very pampering, his face is as big as a basin), but his tense vigilance over the years has given him the upper hand in physical reactions.Before reaching sanity, the body first kills all threats with killing intent.
Chu Xiong is a snake spirit, with a sick mind and cruel methods.It seems cold-blooded and ruthless, but in fact it is indeed cold-blooded and ruthless in the eyes of others.
He doesn't need feelings, let alone show them.No one else needs it, he just needs to do his job as a knife.
Chu Xie was used to it, and he enjoyed it so much that he didn't find it strange.
Feelings are inherently cumbersome, just as he said to Chu San, boring, wasteful self-satisfaction and self-movement.The strange thing is that when the throbbing appeared, he miraculously accepted it without any rejection.
Probably this has very few things that he wants to have in his life, and there are only a handful of things he is interested in.So when Brother Badger, who made him throb, appeared, he accepted it easily, and opened his heart to let Brother Badger live in smoothly.
It is estimated that there is no one like Chu Yu who accepts the object of his heart without even hesitation.
Simply neat.
Then again, he didn't reflexively break Badger's limbs, probably because of his animal shape.
Harmless, childish, kind.
Chu Xi reflected on himself from this little incident, he thought that he had to let his body fully adapt to Brother Badger first.His animal form, human form, complete trust.
Others trust in their hearts, but Chu Yu, when his body completely trusts someone, even if the other party has killing intent, he will open his arms and hug him.
Physical trust is Chu Xi's love.
As for Chu Xie, he is willing to give Brother Badger his trust—even though this snake spirit talks about love like training his subordinates to be as sick as ever!
Only ghosts can catch up!
Brother Badger flicked his tail and drooped his eyelids: "Brother Badger is about to evolve, you should solve the trouble quickly."
With her head held high, short legs, white hair and flat hair, she is cute and cute, and she has a baby voice - if she doesn't give her a kiss, she has no motivation at all!
Chu Xi pouted: "If you give me a kiss, I will help you."
Brother Badger: "..."
Mad is retarded!
The anaconda's anger broke through the sky, and he was kicked out of the door by a snake spirit early in the morning.Inexplicably, he was hanged and beaten, and then he squatted in front of it and talked to himself. Although he couldn't understand it, the snake spirit disease seemed to be planning territory.
Can the fucking bear it?
Grabbing the land and grabbing the door of the house, the anaconda was surprisingly angry at the time, and went berserk chasing and beating the snake.Then, for no reason, he was stepped on seven inches and unilaterally beat him. After finally taking a breath, he ended up kissing me on his back!
What a fucking pair of dogs and men!It must not be tolerated to defile its pure body!
So the anaconda was furious and became violent again.Curl up your body, raise your head and look up at the body. Don't look at its huge body, but its body is soft and flexible, and it can stack itself.
It flicked its huge tail and patted its body. Its own skin was rough and thick like a mountain.The slap of its tail will not hurt itself, but Chu Xie on its back will definitely be slapped into a meatloaf.
Chu Xie hugged Brother Badger, jumped nimbly against the face of symmetrical paw prints, dodged the attack of the anaconda and retreated quickly.
"The critical period of baby's evolution, let's go first. Next time I will play with you—"
Anaconda: Play with your paralysis!So angry.
pat!
Brother Badger was thrown on a big rock in the cave, feeling a little dazed.Looking back, the beastly Chu Xie had a crazy smile on his face.
Chu Xi: "Is this your animal form?"
Brother Badger was still a little confused, so he nodded obediently.
It's so cute that I want to hug, stroke and kiss.
Chu Yu with a calm face on the idiot's face: "Do you know how many days I will last in the animal form? Can I switch back to the human form freely now?"
Brother Badger came to his senses, although he was dissatisfied with Chu Xi's attitude.But knowing the importance of the matter now, he replied: "I don't know!"
Especially righteous.
Chu Xie: "Why don't you know?"
Brother Badger looked at Chu Ji with a foolish look.
it is more than words.
Chu Xie sighed: "That's you." The others should be kicked out of the cave to fend for themselves right now.
"Come here, give brother a hug. Hug and tell you, to promote our relationship."
Brother Badger looked at Chu Xie intently, and after a while, he lifted his lips: "Chi!"
Chu Yu: "Agreed? I knew that the little baby also wanted to hug and kiss me, so as to enhance my relationship with him."
After speaking, he went straight to pick up Brother Badger and started masturbating.
Brother Badger couldn't beat him, so he struggled for a long time and was trapped in Chu Xiong's arms.Grabbing some of Chu Xie's tails, he began to lick them frantically, biting while licking them, and spit out 'Bah Bah' after biting his mouth full of hairs.
Continue to bite when it's over, Brother Badger will get revenge.
Chu Xie hugged the little badger, feeling like he had found a treasure.Let him toss his own tail, anyway, he can also toss Brother Badger's smooth and smooth fur.
"The average person probably knows how many days they will last in the animal state, but there are exceptions, it's not a big deal. If you don't know whether you can switch to a human form freely, it's probably because you're not used to it, and it's not a big deal. I'm here, I'm sure you're okay Son. The evolution is going smoothly, and then in this Titan Cube, you don’t need to use your brains to kill those giant dinosaurs. You don’t need a reason to beat any one that doesn’t please your eyes.”
Brother Badger snorted and rolled his eyes: "Is it bothering you?"
Chu Xie: "..." It's rare to be gentle and considerate.
Chu Xi held the little badger back with a blank expression, swinging in the air as if playing, walking towards the cave while swinging.
Brother Badger was very angry. Except for the hind legs being carried, the other three paws scratched desperately, wanting to scratch Chu Xi to death.It's a pity that Badger kept his words light.
"Bold! Presumptuous! Trickster! Let go of Brother Badger, Brother Badger will spare you!"
Just barely break your three legs.
Chu Xie stopped and looked coldly at Brother Badger who was clamoring.
Badger doesn't feel right, there is heat behind his body, as well as water vapor and humidity.He stiffened his body, and slowly, slightly, secretly squinted his round eyes and glanced behind——
Spa pool water.
The hairbrush all over his body exploded, and Brother Badger struggled frantically: "Aww! Let go of Brother Badger! You are bold and unreasonable, a snake spirit and a playwright, you dare to do this to Brother Badger, Brother Badger will bite you to death! Brother Badger's little brother Covering the entire prairie, Brother Badger wailed twice and hundreds of thousands rushed up. It is useless for you to kneel down and beg for mercy! Brother Badger and grandparents, parents, brothers and sisters, let me tell you, their little brothers are all over the universe, Badger Brother wailing twice, thousands of tired can't kill you, oh—"
This is so angry that I have lost all reason.
If the Ye family speaks idioms, it will be really stimulated.
Most of the animals with thick fur on the African grasslands hate water, and even a little bit of it will be extremely disgusted.Because water interferes with their agility, and in some dry places that lack water to adapt to the environment and do not grow coats, water can easily cause animals to lose heat and cause them to die.
The above actually has nothing to do with honey badgers. After all, honey badgers can swim and are not afraid of water because of their thick hair and their natural intelligence and ability to imitate and learn.
It's just that Brother Badger is the exception.
Brother Badger hates water, because when he was a little milk badger, he just staggered and crawled out of the den to hunt for prey.The little milk badgers are extremely aggressive, aggressive, and aggressive. After all, their biggest enemies are their parents.
If adult male honey badgers woke up in the middle of their sleep and suddenly wanted to fight, it would not be surprising to kill the young in the den.
That's right, it's that tough.
So it is conceivable how the name of the fighting race in the animal kingdom came about.
Brother Badger crawled out to hunt when he was still a baby badger. When he encountered an adult buffalo, he swaggered to block his way, and then grinned threateningly.The little badger consciously fucked the entire prairie by himself, but the buffalo didn't pay attention to the little things blocking the road under his feet, and kicked Brother Badger into the river.
Since then, Brother Badger hates water.
Hate, not fear.
Chu Xi pressed Brother Badger and got into the water too.He said with disgust, "What are you yelling about? Blood clots all over your body and head, the stench is so bad, you want to go to heaven if you don't wash it? Oh boy, didn't my brother wash it with you?"
Brother Badger's fur blew up all over his body, but he didn't move around anymore.Stiff in the water, floating, like a rag, black, soft, hairy.
Chu Yu froze for a moment, resisting the urge to grab Brother Badger and rub his back.It will feel comfortable and clean.
Brother Badger squinted at Chu Ji, with malicious intentions, but stayed put.
Chu Xi played with the anaconda for almost a whole day, and it was covered in dust.He couldn't bear it, and compared to Brother Badger's distaste for water, Chu Ji liked it very much.Not only do I like it, but he also has a lot of rules in bathing, so I'm ashamed.
Take out a few bottles of essential oil from Chu San's storage, scrub cloth, shampoo, shower gel... put them one by one on a stone next to the hot spring, and then pour the essential oil into the water.
When he looked up, he saw Brother Badger's indifferent expression, and he said unhinderedly: "Pour two drops of essential oil into the water when taking a bath, and massage with the essential oil after washing, which can help relieve muscle fatigue. Shampoo, Shower gel, if you don't rub it, the fur is easy to knot and get lice."
The little badger's indifferent eyes said, "You're a sissy." What a sissy.
Chu Yu paused for a moment, and quickly grabbed the floating badger brother to give it a joyful bath—as the best companion, he should offer a loving bath at this time.
Brother Badger bared his hair, roared angrily, and sounded like a baby, without any majesty.But when you attack, you are merciless, you should be ruthless, and you should attack at the fatal and fragile point.
"You want to abolish my big baby?"
"Aww!" He was so angry that he didn't want to speak, he just wanted to scratch the snake to death.
"Hey, take the shoulders away, I love to bite and scratch. You let me rub my hair and masturbate—fuck!"
"Aww!" Scrapped your eyes.
By the side of the hot spring pool, water splashes everywhere, like an interstellar melee.
In the end, both sides lose.
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