Monster Administration

Have we not learned Chinese well?Why can't you understand?The member of the Yaoman Management Section was stunned. "Should have died" mean did not die?The latter sentence is even more terrifying, when were you killed?How do we not know?By the way, you were all killed, what are you sitting in front of us?

Uncle Zhu probably felt that this was not a good start, he cleared his throat, and reorganized his thoughts: "It's a long story, you all know that I am a monster, but you have never seen me take shape, right? It’s not that I don’t want to change form, but that I have lost the ability to change form...I...how should I put it...in fact, it’s the demon god Yayu (all four voices).”

...We know...Zhu Yayu!you are famous

Looking at the more confused face on the other side, it was obvious that the three of them had nothing to think about, and Uncle Zhu couldn't help feeling sad.

He got up to get a pen and paper, and wrote three large characters in front of them in a frantic manner: "The ID card is a pseudonym! This is the real name! You all fell asleep during class, didn't you? Q_Q"

"... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It's hard to say: "This is... this is... Uncle...you actually..."

"...How do you pronounce those words?" Dahai still didn't understand. To be honest, he only knew the first of the three words, and he had never seen the latter two.

"Zhuyao! Zhuyayu! Uncle is the ancient demon god, the eldest son of Zhulong God, the ancestor of all demons!!! He is the prince of the demon empire! He is more powerful than Bai Zeshen... woo woo woo..."

"What are you yelling about?! No more yelling!" Zhu Yu jumped up and covered his big mouth that didn't move.

The remaining two were shocked into emoticons, and Lao Zhu turned out to be a super nobleman!I really can't see it...

"But she's right." Uncle Zhu let her gasp, and continued helplessly: "That's who I used to be. Many years ago, my younger brother and I lived with my father in Zhongshan. The fate also started from that time... I said that it should not be moved! Do you want to hear it?! Can you stop touching and worshiping me?! I am not a wishing stone! Sit down for me honestly!"

Throwing back the over-excited Ying Xiaoer, Lao Zhu fell into bittersweet memories...

Speaking of Candle Dragon God, he is very famous.He lives in Zhongshan, also known as Zhangwei Mountain, in the north of Chishui. He has a human face and a snake body. He is thousands of miles long and his whole body is red.It is said that his magical powers are unparalleled. If you close your eyes, the day will turn into night, and if you open your eyes, you will be able to return to the world.In the creation myth of the Yaozu, the Candle Dragon God is the creator of the world, the powerful backer and pride of the Yaozu.

There are two sons beside Zhulong God. The eldest son is named Jiao Jiao. He is stable, kind and gentle.The second son's name is Gu, and he is resolute and persistent. He is a young man who especially likes to fight on the battlefield.The relationship between the two brothers is very good. They often play in the mountains and help the surrounding people and demon people.

One day, a monster appeared at the foot of the mountain to persecute the common people. The two brothers decided to go down the mountain together to eliminate the evil, but when they arrived at the foot of the mountain, they found that the monster had been wiped out by a mighty and majestic man in armor.The two brothers had a good impression of the man and came forward to chat, only to find out that he was sent by Emperor Yao of Heaven to pay respects to the God of Candle Dragon to show that he had repaired the second spirit.

The three of them shared the same loyalty and talked happily, so they often communicated with each other.Later, Baojiang, the younger brother of the second son, also joined in, and the four of them often drank and sang until dawn.The gods in the world and the water all know that they are good brothers who are too loose to wear a pair of trousers. Everyone is also happy to see the human race and the demon race reconciled. The friendship of the four of them has been passed down for a while.

The second negative is to be bold and strong, and you will only be reconciled if you get what you are looking for.As the relationship deepened, no one noticed that his attitude towards Jiao Jiao began to change subtly.But at that time, he was still measured, and he didn't do anything too much, but he preferred to be around Xiao Jiao, and the relationship between the two seemed to be getting better... But everything started from the appearance of a counselor named Wei by his side. It's getting worse gradually...

The second leader is self-satisfied with the help of danger, as if he has been fascinated, he acts more and more fiercely and insidiously, and his words and deeds towards Jiao Jiao become more and more outrageous. Goodbye him.However, what people didn't expect was that the seemingly inconspicuous contradiction to outsiders caused a huge disaster-Er Zhao and Wei actually tricked Jiao Jiao out of Zhong Shan and conspired to kill him!

Zhulong Shen, who lost his eldest son, felt like a thunderbolt from the blue sky. Emperor Yao was so angry that he took him to Shushu Mountain, tied his hair, hands and feet to the tallest tree, and sentenced him to death in front of the whole world.He also sent the body of Jiao Jiao to the top ten ancestor witches in Kunlun Mountains, and asked them to research the magic medicine for bringing the dead back to life and revive the demon ancestor Chujun.

The Ten Great Ancestral Witches lived up to their mission and resurrected Jiao, but something went wrong during the process. The revived Jiao was lost in consciousness, fell into the weak water at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, and turned into a monster that loved to devour humans!And when the ten days are all out, jump ashore and harm the people!According to the book, God Candle Dragon and Emperor Yao had no choice but to send Hou Yi to shoot him.

However, the tragedy did not end here. Gu Gu, who lost his brother, didn't know who to listen to the instigation of, and gradually believed that his brother's death was a conspiracy by Emperor Yao.He couldn't come up with evidence, and the Candle Dragon God didn't accept his words and forbade him to fight against the human race.

The resentful and depressed Gu often drank his sorrows from then on. Once he and his subordinate Qin got drunk again, and wanted to go to Kunlun Mountain to provoke and vent their anger. On the way, by chance, they ran into Bao Jiang who was back from an errand!The so-called enemies are extremely jealous when they meet, Baojiang is weak-tempered and not good at martial arts, so he is naturally not the opponent of Gu, and was killed by furious Gu!This time Kunlun couldn't open his eyes and close his eyes again, and sent troops to hunt and kill Gu before he returned to Zhongshan, and finally caught up with him in Yaoya and killed him.

The demon world has lost two princes in a row, and the hatred towards the human race is unprecedentedly high, and the voices calling for war against the human race are getting louder and louder.

Zhulong, who had lost all his sons, was in pain, but he thought about it, for the sake of the peace of the Yao clan and the people of the clan, and for the lives of the people of the clan, he did not turn the family's private grievances into hatred between the two clans.

Not long after that, Candle Dragon God left Zhong Shan. Some people said that he was frustrated and avoided the world, while others said that his divine power was failing and he was about to die. In short, no one has seen him since then...

"I was seriously injured by Houyi's sun-shooting arrow. I fell into the weak water again and almost died. Unexpectedly, I happened to meet a Yinglong royal family who came to help pray for rain. Her spells were very powerful. She noticed that I had turned into a monster. The reason is that the demon power contained in the resurrection medicine is too violent. If the excessive demon power is stripped away, although I will become a half-disabled ordinary demon due to the loss of power, it is better than being a monster who is insane and only lives by killing people ! She spent a lot of time bringing me back to life, and I am where I am today."

After listening to the story, Buyi had an idea, thought of a crucial question, and carefully asked: "The second boss told me that he has someone he likes, but he didn't handle the relationship with him well...Uncle, it's you, right? That... things have developed to this point, tell me the truth, did you like him before he turned bad?"

Uncle Zhu was stuck for a while, showing a somewhat unnatural expression, blushing and stammering, "Hi... I must like it if I like it, otherwise I wouldn't be friends... Is it the kind of liking... I... I……"

The onlookers could see that he was shy and shy, and the other three all showed a clear expression.Unmoved sighed in my heart, feeling sorry and regretful.This story would have had a happy ending if the guy named "Danger" hadn't appeared.Uncle didn't mention Wei's fate, but Fufu seemed to smell a conspiracy...

"I have told you all about the cause and effect. The original form of the second leader has been printed on the military officer's uniform for a long time. He is a symbol of force! Don't have any benevolent illusions about him! For your safety, don't do it these days. Here we come! I have to tell the director too..." Uncle Zhu tried his best to persuade them to stay away from danger.

Buyi thought for a while, and seriously refused: "Uncle, I refuse, we will not leave you behind. Besides, the second party came prepared, obviously aware of our existence, and if we all ran away, it would anger him. Will the people living around bear the anger on our behalf? And if he really comes to cause trouble, where can we hide for a short time? Or... shall we notify the joint meeting?"

"Hey!" Uncle Zhu sighed: "You don't know him well. What he said to you at the end shouldn't be too grand, isn't it strange? He was threatening me, telling me not to show up Tell the extra people."

"Then...uncle, we don't know where the second leader's stronghold is and when he will appear. With his force and wisdom, we can't search around with great fanfare... Otherwise, let's tell the director and let the colleagues in the bureau do a good job. Prepare, if the situation is really bad, at least give them time to escape. As for the meeting, you still have to inform them. Let them not send people over, I want to prepare in different places in the bureau and in several nearby communities Good teleportation array, if the situation is not good, we immediately notify the meeting to send troops, at least we can’t increase the casualties. But according to my female intuition...he doesn’t look like he’s here to seek revenge..."

"...Puff...you actually have female intuition?" Zhong Dahai accidentally told the truth, and Zhang Yurong couldn't help laughing.

Uncle Zhu scratched his head and couldn't think of a better way to stop Ying Xiaoer who rushed over to beat Brother Dahai violently: "No... let's do this first..."

Uncle Zhu's report attracted great attention from the meeting and the police station.With the help of the meeting, the police station re-strengthened the doors, windows and walls with spells, and formulated a complete evacuation plan.The meeting selected several groups of powerful immortal monks, all of whom were meditating next to the teleportation array and were ready to set off at any time, ensuring that they would enter the designated location within 1 minute and fight immediately.Yao also specially instructed Zhu Yujiao to inquire as much as possible about the Four Murder Groups while the situation is under control.

One day half a month later, the secretary Xiao Li passed by the window on the second floor of the police station with a pile of documents in his arms.Putting the document on the window sill, Xiao Li rubbed his eyes vigorously and looked at it carefully... It didn't matter, he gasped in fright, he didn't want the document anymore, so he ran to the director's office!While running, he shouted: "Oh, my god! It's coming! The red-feathered game cock that Xiaoying said is coming! Everyone, get ready!"

The warning signs worn by the police officers all flashed red and called out, reminding them to quickly hide in the nearest office.

He entered the police station building with his short legs in his arms, looking at the empty corridor, he smiled, and asked the staff on duty in a very good-tempered manner: "Comrade, let me ask, where is the Demon Management Section?"

"One...Turn left on the first floor, and you can see the sign inside." Person A on duty replied nervously.

"Thank you." Er negative turned and left, and within a few steps, he heard someone complaining secretly behind him.

"What are you so afraid of?! He will see it!"

"Can you blame me?! I'm not an actor! It scared me to death!"

It's fun to scare mortals once in a while!Er was in a good mood, and walked briskly to the Monster Management Section.

When I entered, I saw the four people in the department staring at him like a cockroach!The second bearer laughed: "It seems that everyone knows my true identity, so I just saved my nonsense! Come on, sit down, sit down and talk slowly."

They looked at Uncle Zhu, and after getting his approval, they sat down next to the stool, ready to jump up and fight at any time.Only the second-lost Dama Jindao lay comfortably on the sofa.

"You are really resurrected perfectly, the four evil spirits are quite capable! They have managed what the ten great ancestor witches couldn't do." Uncle Zhu broke the brief silence.

"After doing so many experiments, there must be some progress. Perfection is not enough, and it can be used in a short time. Xiao Xiaoyu~ I haven't seen you for so many years, and you don't miss me at all?" Er Nei raised an eyebrow at Uncle Zhu.

Mentioning this Uncle Zhu made me feel stuck: "Why do you miss you?! I haven't lived enough yet! What do you want to do here?!"

"What I want to do...but it depends on your attitude." The second leader smiled with ease.

Uncle Zhu's body tensed up in an instant, and after a moment of silence, he said in a tragic tone of sacrificing his life: "As long as you don't hurt the innocent, you... I will do whatever you ask me to do!"

Before waiting for them to stop him, the second loser suddenly laughed out loud, tears streaming down his face: "Wow ha ha ha ha...why haven't you changed at all? I'm so laughing!"

Uncle Zhu was so embarrassed by his laughter that he was about to lose his shape with anger, so he wiped away his tears: "Well, I can't waste it if you are so good! I mentioned it bluntly! I want you, you, you... "

The second loser ordered Uncle Zhu, Buyi, and Haihai, and saw them flabbergasted with playful eyes, before he finished the rest of the sentence: "The two young ones will bring their wives and go to the amusement park with me and Jiaojiao tomorrow." Playing. You call this kind of behavior...it seems like a multi-person date, right? As for this eldest sister, you have a family and a room, which is not in line with my preferences, so stay and help me take care of Xiao Yu."

Before the arrival of the second party, they have imagined various possibilities, but among these possibilities, the request made by the second party today is not included.It took so much effort and threatened the lives of so many people!You tell me that your purpose is to ask us to hang out? !Is there a mistake? !Weird!It's so weird!There is definitely a conspiracy!

The second loser who refused to play the cards according to reason caused everyone in the department to fall into a short-term dementia...

Light rain?Zhang Yurong, who was the first to calm down, subconsciously looked at Uncle Zhu.

"It's not him, it's this one." He pointed to the weak and helpless Koski in his arms.

Eh!I OO you XX!I owe you XX (please imagine boldly)!Feeling insulted, Uncle Zhu was furious and couldn't get angry, and sweared in his heart.

"Me! I object! I can go, but my Yunsheng absolutely can't!" After reacting, he jumped up with red eyes, let Yunsheng, an ordinary person, contact terrorists casually?She doesn't want to die!

Dahai also nodded violently, and said in a hoarse voice, "Me too!"

Ersheng narrowed his eyes dangerously, looking them both up and down.

Uncle Zhu was shocked and wanted to stand in front of him, but his second leader waved his hand to hold him there, and the atmosphere in the office was on the verge of breaking out.

Look... What are you looking at?Still watching?Even if you eat us up, we will never give in!Unmoving the sea stood firm while trembling.

"Not bad! You can still persist under my coercion. That's good, I will make a contract with God, and promise not to hurt your girlfriends, how about it? Can you agree now?" Second negative suddenly withdrew Watching in terror, he took out a talisman, wrote the content of the contract on it and burned it with magic power.

Immediately, Buyi felt the pressure relieved, only to realize that she and Dahai were already drenched.

The contract with heaven is the highest level of oath, and no one would dare to violate it, not even the four evil spirits.

Buyi was relieved, probably this was the final bottom line of the second defeat, but she still said seriously: "I can't promise for Yun Sheng, I have to ask her before I can reply you."

"You two go back and ask, and convince them by the way, if they don't agree, hehe, today will be the last time you see your colleagues." He waved his hand and let her and Dahai leave graciously.

Unmoved and left, she hoped that Yun Sheng would not agree, but according to her family Yun Sheng's personality, for the safety of Uncle Zhu and all colleagues in the police station, she would definitely agree!

"Okay, as for the two of you and the rest of the people waiting with me, you can go when you come back with good news." The second leader nodded to Uncle Zhu and Sister Zhang, and scratched Koski's chin.

"No!" Uncle Zhu became anxious immediately: "Isn't it enough for me to leave you as a hostage? They have nothing to do with this matter, let them go!"

The second bearer put down Kosky and came to Uncle Zhu, pinching his chin: "It didn't matter at first, but now I do. I said, don't welcome too grandly, right? Why don't you listen to me? I'm so worried now. Very upset, naturally we have to increase the weight! Huh? What do you want to say?"

Uncle Zhu couldn't bear it anymore, he shook off his hand vigorously, and sent out the classic Chinese scolding in a furious tone: "You, lord, lord!!! Don't tease me like a dog!"

Second negative: "..."

He was wrong!It seems that this guy has changed a bit, at least he has become bolder and dared to speak his mind.Then... can he look forward to it a little bit?

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The murder of Baojiang actually happened before the murder of Jiaojiao... The fairy circle is really chaotic -_-#...