Monster Administration

Chapter 34 Xiao Buyi's Magnificent Daily Life - The Tribulation of the Merman 5

Meowling starts a new life in a new form... Except that the human language is getting better and better, it is not much different from the cat form.It doesn't matter if she can no longer enjoy the fun of masturbation, now she eats salt without losing her hair, her food choices have been greatly expanded, and she is busy developing a new delicious world every day, she still eats and sleeps, sleeps after eating, and sleeps after eating=_ =.

Buyi was afraid that she would spoil her stomach, so she had to lock up most of the snacks.Yun Sheng was worried that her life attitude of living for food would be harmful to her health, so she was forced to wear a calorie calculator and required to exercise for two hours a day.Fortunately, the masters took measures in time, otherwise Miaoling might become an orange cat in half a month...

In the morning, I settled Meowling and went to work. Uncle Zhu held a small meeting for Corey. Recently, some illegal organizations have increased their crimes of hunting rare and precious monsters. Let them pay special attention to the safety of such monsters in their jurisdiction. If necessary, remind them politely one time.

Buyi was ordered to pedal a small car to patrol the road, passing by the street where the urban management officers were arrested, and was warmly welcomed by the residents of the street.

…Sudden attention is like suddenly winning the lottery, it’s hard to get used to—it seems that the click rate is a bit high recently, so wear a mask when you go out in the future T^T……

Passing by the entrance of Xinxin Fruit Shop, Buzhi stopped at the locked back door of Anhe Community next door, and looked inside.The shooting angle of the video shows that she should have been photographed from here. Who did it?

Hey, Uncle Zhu also said in the morning that he was concerned about the safety of the rare monsters, and here comes a new one—Aunt Jiao is going out from the entrance of the corridor to buy vegetables with a cloth bag on her shoulders.

"Auntie! Aunt Jiao!" Buyi waved to Aunt Jiao through the railing.

Aunt Jiao walked over with a smile: "Xiao Buyi~ Can you find Auntie if you have something to do?"

"...It's okay, I just want to chat with you... You must pay attention to safety recently. Try to stay with your old friends during the day and don't go to remote places. Never let people you don't know come in, and it's best at night Don’t go out either! If you find bad people or feel wrong, call the police station, me or Dahai. If someone chases you, run to a crowded place and seek help from reliable people like shopping mall security. By the way, there are also Transfiguration! Let's set a secret code, if I call the door, you can ask 'What's Xiao Buyi's favorite food?' I will answer 'Aunt Jiao's dumplings.' You won't be fooled..."

Wait, why did you talk about underground organization connections?Aunt Jiao was stupefied for a moment, and asked: "... Buzhi, you are frightening aunt, is there something wrong with the community? Another fugitive came here? Aunt has no money and no baby... how could anyone stare at her?" Where's the big mom?"

Buyi really wanted to tell her——Auntie, you are the biggest treasure in your own right, but Auntie's real identity is secret, so it's not for Buyi to know, she can't and doesn't dare to reveal it casually.

According to Aunt Jiao's ID card and household registration file, she belongs to the Hujiao family.However, Buyi, who is proficient in qi-watching technique, judged from his aura that Big Mom is not a tiger dragon at all but a mermaid!It is an internationally accepted method to issue fake certificates and household registration documents issued by the state. Its purpose is to protect the rare and rare monsters living in the secular world, similar to the witness protection plan.

Merman, also known as Quan Ke, is one of the earliest monster races.The men of their tribe are handsome, the women are beautiful, and they are good at weaving silk, so people don't get wet when they put them into the water.The mermaid tribe is famous for its treasures, its tears can turn into pearls, its voice can confuse people, its flesh can be eaten raw for immortality, its oil can be burned for thousands of years, and its skin can be made into armor that is indestructible and cool.

The mermaid tribe originally lived in the mundane world, but because of their precious treasures, they were brutally slaughtered in the era of the first emperor!Fortunately, he was protected by Zulong and entered the demon world to settle in Xuhai, only to escape the catastrophe of genocide.Since then, the mermaids have strictly forbidden their clansmen to leave the demon world, and the mermaids in the mundane world have almost disappeared.

There are always exceptions, and Aunt Jiao is one of them.She especially loves secular cooking, and she insists on going to the human land to learn more!Elder Shark might be annoyed by her, so he had no choice but to contact Mr. Yu Qiang, who gave her a false identity in the human world, so as to protect her and facilitate her settlement.

In fact, Aunt Jiao is almost [-] years old, but she is still a child in the mermaid race with a lifespan of thousands or even tens of thousands of years!Her real body is a beautiful Yujie, and she was also like this when she first moved here.

Soon, Aunt Jiao, who was still Miss Jiao at the time, became obsessed with public entertainment square dancing, and happily danced with the aunts and uncles every day. After dancing for a few days, she found that although the aunts and uncles played with her, they thought she was too young. Due to the generation gap, he did not regard her as one of his own.

Sadly, Ms. Jiao turned herself into Aunt Jiao, and directly entered the neighborhood committee, discussing recipes and square dancing experience with old colleagues every day, successfully integrated into the post-60s, 70s, and 80s groups, and finally lived a comfortable life like a fish in water.

good!Aunt Jiao is such a foodie whose life is precious and the price of food is higher. Such a wonderful flower who is not a royal sister but an aunt for love, inspire me!applaud!

No loss, she is the top seed player of the neighborhood committee! Auntie is so intuitive!Buyi didn't dare to speak out for fear of causing excessive panic, and scratched his head in embarrassment: "This... this... there is something wrong... remember what I said, let's keep in touch, it should be fine."

"Hey... some young people just don't like to follow the right path. If they were as good as you, Xiao Buyi, the world would be mostly peaceful. Eh? Have you seen the video shot by aunt? Is it good for aunt? Publicity for you police Is it a positive image?"

"……video?"

"It's the one in the fruit shop, so you didn't see the fire?!"

"Huh?! That video was shot by you, aunt?! Then...you added the title?" Mom, you killed me!In the past two days, the political propaganda officers have caught me from time to time to talk with each other, the corners of my mouth are twitching so I must keep a low profile T^T, I am about to twitch when I am chanting...

"...The title is not mine..."

Fortunately... Buyi just breathed a sigh of relief, and the aunt said cheerfully: "It was jointly researched by our neighborhood committee. It's very good, huh? It's so attractive!"

"...Aunt...I sincerely beg you, don't do this again next time, okay? I will be deducted from my wages T^T..."

A few days later, it was Corey's turn to be on the night shift.According to the regulations, she only needs to hold on to the alarm call. If she reports a crime, she will go to the police, and if she does not report a crime, she will rest.But not moving is a worry for her life. She was worried about the safety of her aunt, and at 10:30 in the evening, she boarded the car and went to Anhe Community to check the situation.

Looking up at the residential building, the aunt's house was lit with warm orange lights, and she felt relieved and turned around to go back.At that moment, out of the corner of her eyes, she caught unusual information, and quickly turned back and walked towards the entrance of the corridor.

A black garbage bag was quietly thrown at the entrance of the corridor, with a faint orchid energy floating on it, which belonged exclusively to the merman.

Aunt Jiao is a well-known environmental protection guard in the community, how could she just throw garbage at the door?The houses are blocked by barriers, so you can't see the energy inside the house from the outside.She rushed upstairs and knocked hard on the door of the aunt's house: "Auntie! Are you there, Auntie? I won't move!" However, there was no response in the room.

Don't move three steps and run up to the rooftop in two steps, I only wish I didn't have a few more legs!Without bathing and changing clothes to prepare in advance, the hope tracking technique will be greatly reduced, but as long as you don't go too far, you should be able to catch the traces.Bushi concentrated his energy on searching around, and found Aunt Jiao's qi machine in a remote alley next to the Anhe community.Da Ma's aura is like a star in the night sky, very conspicuous.

Without moving out of the roof, he slid down the handrail of the stairs, turned on the radio and called: "Xiao Li! Xiao Li!"

The radio rustled twice, and Xiao Li's clear voice came out: "I'm here! What happened!?"

"Aunt Jiao from a certain room in a certain building in Anhe District is missing! I suspect she has been kidnapped! Send a police car over here and help me pick up Uncle Zhu!"

After a while, Uncle Zhu connected and heard him anxiously asking while putting on his clothes: "Hey! Hello! Where are you? What's the situation?"

At this time, Buyi has already ridden on her small car and galloped to the place where the aunt's aura is displayed!She pedaled with all her strength, pushing the bicycle out of the Harley motorcycle speed!Filled the radio is full of wind!

"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! I...I saw it! I'm heading there! Ah! There's a box truck driving out! Big Mom's Qi machine is in the car! I'll go after it!"

"What? You are chasing a car with a bicycle...provide information! We will arm immediately!"

"The main road of Aimin North Street! The license plate seems to be A473, no, it's 5... white, white single-row box truck... model Dudley... I can't see the others clearly... ah!!!" The power in front of the car didn't move Small lights flickered.

Uncle Zhu only heard a loud "bang" on the radio, and there was no more steady sound from the noise.

"Don't move! Hey! Don't move! MD! The patrol car hastened over here! Get me to the headquarters! Find Dongshan!"

Not moving is not a monster, no matter how fast you pedal, it is impossible to catch up with the car!She patronizes to describe the characteristics of the suspect vehicle, and has no time to look at the road at all. She stumbles on the gravel and flies out in the dark!The whole body is numb!She gritted her teeth and got up quickly, ran to grab the bicycle, but luckily the bicycle was still usable.

Seeing that the truck was about to lose track, he kept looking left and right, found a small road that could lead to the intersection ahead, got on the car and rushed with all his strength.I finally met the truck that was about to drive past at the intersection...

Thinking of the abuse Aunt Jiao might suffer, she became anxious, and she made up her mind that even if she died, she couldn't let the stolen car escape!Risking her life, she took advantage of the inertia of the bicycle to perform a light-weight formula. With the wind power of the formula, she soared into the air, and when she fell, her right hand could barely grasp the upper right handle of the back door of the truck!Her body hit the car door hard, and her arm was torn apart by the acceleration of gravity, causing her to gasp in pain!

This van door locks on the outside, with long latches and door handles at the top and bottom, just enough for a person to cling to!However, the latch and handle are used when opening and closing the door. They are slender and difficult to grasp. It takes a lot of physical strength to hold them without falling.

It was already past twelve o'clock in the morning, and there was no traffic police on the street at all, and it was impossible to put in place immediately to stop the car.

Unyieldingly took out the handcuffs, locked himself in the car, added the only insurance, and stuck the whole person on the back of the car as much as possible, followed the suspect car and the kidnapped Aunt Jiao, and went to the distant place where life and death are unknown...

The author has something to say:

... The technicians didn't come, so Meow had to save himself. He was tossed by the computer all afternoon, and finally installed the basic software. As a result... only Word was broken... Are you kidding me?I had to reinstall... T^T

Most of the grassroots police are still working very hard. They are usually No.1 who appear in unknown scenes, and the risk is very high.And the criminals only need to think about how to escape, the grassroots police have to think about it is much more complicated, the pressure is really great...

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