Monster Administration

Killing can also become a fairy?Isn't this a bad thing?And the advanced method span is too big, can't you accept it all at once?Isn't there a crash course in becoming a fairy?For example, come to a basket of Wangmu brand flat peaches or a bottle of Laojun brand Jindan? The kind that becomes a fairy in one click.

... Forget about peaches, you won't be afraid of nosebleeds if you take a bottle of tonic at a time?If there is such a quick and easy-to-use pill, please give Buyi a dozen first!Everyone ate it and said "咻咻咻", so what's the point of practicing?There are so many gods and heavenly courts that can't hold it, it looks like the product of lazy humans daydreaming.

Let's be serious, proving the Tao by killing is another way to become a fairy, because it is very difficult to grasp the scale between indiscriminate killing and bravery.So far, Buyi knows that there are only two people who succeeded, namely the ancient fierce man Xing Tian and the ghost king Zhong Kui.

Boss Xingtian, let's not talk too much, he is still hacking for Chi You when his head is gone!But it was useless, and was finally killed by the Yellow Emperor.Let's mainly talk about my colleague Zhong Dazi's distant ancestor Zhong Kuidada.

Um?Say I'm a liar?Isn't Zhong Kui one of the ghost kings?How did you become a fairy again?There are different types of immortals!People have immortals, demons have demons, and ghosts have ghosts. After so many years, they can't even be awarded a fairy-level title. Isn't it a bit miserable?Not to mention immortals, there are also demon gods and ghosts!Aunt Meng is a ghost!What about Zhong Kui?He is still a ghost fairy with a relatively complicated composition, and he is a little bit closer to becoming a god.Don't worry, and speak slowly without moving.

Zhong Kui was born in the middle and late period of the Ming Dynasty. He was lively and intelligent since he was a child, and he was full of challenging spirits for all kinds of new things. He dabbled in reading, practicing martial arts, and cultivating Taoism, and he also had a lot of research on music.His original ambition was to become a famous figure like Guan Zhongleyi through the ages, and work for the welfare of the people.

It's a pity that he was born at an untimely time. When he went to the scientific examination, he was already in the reign of the Empress Ming Dynasty, and the government was controlled by traitors. He had a strong temperament and didn't bother to give money to the examiners, so he failed many times in the examination, and finally won the first prize in the examination. But someone secretly exchanged the papers for others.In a fit of rage, he... committed suicide by bumping into a pillar? ……Um?Did not commit suicide!Who dragged me away!I, Zhong Kui, am not such a narrow-minded person!

In a fit of rage, he didn't take the exam.He thought, gold always shines, how can I hang myself on a tree!I am also good at other abilities, why can't I benefit the people?Must be an official?Haven't you seen that the current officials are all black and shiny? !Monk!Be a Taoist priest and catch ghosts!

Unexpectedly, the first client who made him famous was Minghuang, the big boss he had expected.At night, Zhong Kui was packing his luggage, preparing to leave Beijing and return to his hometown Zhongnanshan at dawn. While packing, he imagined going back to find a good Taoist temple, and officially embarked on the bright future of Xiuxian Road.As soon as I looked up after packing, my sky eyes suddenly saw black clouds in the north, and the evil spirit was in full swing!

Hey, business is coming!At this moment, the gates of all major workshops in the capital are closed, he cannot go out of the inn physically, he returns to the couch to use his supernatural powers, his spiritual consciousness is separated from his body, and he goes away with evil spirits.

The evil spirit actually came from the emperor's bedroom. It stands to reason that the emperor has dragon energy to protect his body, so it is difficult for evil things to invade.But now this one, who is obsessed with sex and ignores the government, has caused treacherous officials to be in power, the people are in dire straits, and their hearts are not righteous. They create opportunities for evil things to get close to them and do bad things.

Zhong Kui hesitated for a moment. He had participated in the imperial examination, and he wanted to let the emperor see his face clearly. When the time came, he would draw a portrait and publish it. What if an official recognized him?He no longer wanted to work for the foolish emperor, so he might as well change his appearance a little bit and wipe his face with his hand to create a big beard.

He broke into the bedroom and saw a little ghost stealing dragon energy from the sick and sleeping emperor.Zhong Kui twisted the formula and entered the emperor's dream. The emperor was dreaming that someone was stealing things from his house, and every time something was stolen, his body would feel heavier.Zhong Kui took a few steps forward, grabbed the little ghost in his hand, chewed and ate it, belched, and made up for it.

Immediately, the pain in the waist and legs stopped, and the emperor asked Zhong Kui in awe, "Which god are you? Did the gods know that I was suffering and sent you to save me?"

Not wanting to be an official is one thing, but being angry is another. Zhong Kui made up a random nonsense and took the opportunity to sue: "I am a ghost, or the ghost that your old Li family killed. I am alive. When I was born, I was very talented. Because I was not good-looking, the examiner accepted bribes and exchanged my test papers for others. I was so sad that I hit a pillar and died. I can’t benefit the people when I have a life. After I die, I will catch ghosts for the people. Listen. Said that you have changed papers in this scientific examination again, your family’s government is not good, and there has been no progress in the past hundred years, and it has even regressed!" After finishing speaking, he left regardless of the emperor's persuasion.

Zhong Kui was born with a pair of heavenly eyes and could see any ghosts. He could kill demons and block ghosts with only his physical body, and he was even more powerful after learning the method of catching ghosts.I went back to Jianjian Taoist Temple, systematically studied the theory for two years, obtained the junior celestial master qualification certificate, and entered the society to expand my business.

After going down the mountain, I found out that Emperor Ming asked an artist to draw his transformation into a picture and spread it across the country. Now many people worship him to pray for safety.He also doesn't need to set up a fortune-telling stall to promote himself, and he uses the appearance in the portrait to help people exorcise evil spirits.

At that time, the conflict between the human race and the monster race was serious, and it was normal for people to hunt monsters and monsters to harm people.It is recognized that human monks kill demons to do justice for the heavens, and many human races use this as an excuse to harm demons.

Zhong Kui is a decent person, and he can't understand this kind of behavior very much.If he encounters kind demons, he will find a way to send them to the deep mountains and old forests or send them back to the demon clan.If you encounter someone who is harmful to the world, regardless of the monster, you will be killed when you encounter evil!

A few years later, a certain general, the godson of the emperor, rebelled, and the rebel army drove the emperor out of the capital like a bamboo.All parts of the country are involved in wars, human races kill each other, evil spirits cannibalize people everywhere, evil spirits and ghosts multiply, wandering in towns, villages, battlefields and wilderness, they will kill people if they catch them.

Zhong Kui was furious when he saw that the people were displaced and were being harassed by demons.The strikes were more severe, often killing the evil monsters to the point where blood flowed into rivers and corpses into mountains, and the ghosts were howling and screaming all over the wild.

After the Zhou Dynasty, due to the war between humans, demons and immortals, the original environment was severely damaged, the aura between heaven and earth became thinner and thinner, and it became more and more difficult to absorb the aura of heaven and earth to become a fairy.However, in addition to the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, the blood energy of humans and monsters and the ghost energy of ghosts also contain spiritual energy.

Zhong Kui soaked in it every day, unknowingly absorbed a lot of this kind of spiritual power, affected by the evil energy, he stepped on the yang and the yin, and he entered the ghost practice with his body ahead of time, and his cultivation speed was more than ten times faster than others. In this way, it became the only example of Huazhou land being controlled by mortals, who successfully ascended to immortality after more than 20 years of practice.

Zhong Kui never killed innocent people indiscriminately, but killing lives is against the harmony of heaven after all. The sky thunder that tested him contained divine punishment, and it was a blood thunder that was more powerful than ordinary thunder disasters.Relying on his magical power, his strong muscles and bones, Zhong Kui was able to carry him alive, his skin was split into a blackened black, and his body exuded the aroma of barbecue. Officials go to heaven to serve.I'm hungry, feed me a cherry~

People in the world generally think that Zhong Kui is more ugly than ghosts, is that true?Zhong Kui's parents said that they would not take the blame.Mingming was born a fat, white and fat boy. After careful raising, he grew up into a handsome young man with big arms, round waist, fair face and thick eyebrows, which fits the aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty very well.The selection of officials in the Tang Dynasty was not only based on family background, talent, but also appearance. Those who can participate in the college entrance examination must be at the level of fresh meat, and they can't be ugly and reject it directly!

Then why is Zhong Kui so ugly in the door god painting now? !Hey, I dedicate a heartfelt tear to him, this is his biggest regret after becoming a fairy!

You may not know that Zhong Kui is actually a loyal face control, and has always been quite satisfied with his handsome little face.But after being struck by lightning, the skin of the whole body changed from bright moon white to black at the bottom of the pot. No matter how many cucumber masks and pearl powder were applied, it would never return to the past.

Turning black became the softest pain in Zhong Kui's heart! Depressed, he directly smashed his cans, dressed up and embarked on the road of no return in the style of immortals and non-mainstream killers.Every time I go out to work, I must have a big beard, a red robe all over my body, a golden belt and a golden hat and wings, wrapping myself like a walking firecracker.When he appeared on the stage, he stared at the tiger eyes, his beard stood on end, and he held up the magic sword and shouted: "Wow!"... It is deeply suspected that the appearance of the big painted face was inspired by him.Not to mention the little ghost, the fans were scared away, but he accidentally led the trend of changing the style of the ghost exorcism professional clothes, but he seemed to be more depressed after that, Yun Bei.

Zhong Kui's road to immortality is very educational, and the biggest warning is that the path of cultivating immortality through killing is not suitable for super beauty control! If you want to have a beautiful appearance or quickly become a fairy, you must think carefully before deciding on the direction of development ah!