Monster Administration

At six o'clock in the evening, wearing casual clothes, Ying Buyi drove to the meeting place according to the navigation sent to her by Brother Chiwen.

Looking at the tall, majestic, jeweled and resplendent "Shengshi Neptune Seafood Club" in front of him, he was a little speechless.Don't seafood and dragons belong to the same family?I can't quite understand the love of the dragon people to taste delicious seafood in golden places.

There is an extra-large box in the club that attracts Long's love, where she met the owner of the club, the third explorer Xiaofeng who was tanned and dark. It is said that she will set off again tomorrow. Where's the Mont Blanc.

Sitting around the table in Kowloon, the first one is Brother Niu, the hot-blooded music leader. He seems to be lobbying the homeless fourth sister Pu Lao to join his newly formed band as the lead singer; the fifth brother Suanni is a quiet Buddhist youth. I have loved Buddhist culture since I was a child. If it wasn’t for Uncle Qiang’s strong disapproval, he might have defected to the Buddhist sect to become a monk dragon. I still like his character; Lao Liu Ba Xia and Lao Ba Negian are both new eras Wen Qing, one likes stone stele carving, the other likes calligraphy, and the two co-founded an art design studio; Lao Qiqian and Chiwen have similar personalities, they are both rigorous and decent at first glance, and a bit wooden at worst, Bi An likes it Detective, has been working in the investigation office of the monk joint meeting.

The one who ruined Sanguan the most was Yazi Yazi, the God of War of the Dragon Clan and now serving in the Armed Forces of Huadu. During the first half of the dinner, she kept a straight face and spoke harshly. I almost ran away!

On the way to the bathroom, I accidentally heard a soft, sweet and greasy voice coming from the small cubicle next to me. Driven by the curiosity of the dead cat, I listened carefully, and found out that the person who was getting tired was actually Sister Yazi with an ice cube face!

"Don't worry, my wife~ I'll be home in a while~ Don't drink too much~ Don't drink too much~ I love you the most, okay! ^3^"

This is not the same dragon, is it?Could it be that there are double dragons? ...She seems to have heard something she shouldn't have heard... Will she be silenced if she pretends to be stupid and has no time to go out?Without tears...

N boxes of wine, five flavors of food, this group of dragon cubs are all filled to the top, completely letting themselves go.Brother Prison Niu took off his shirt first, jumped on the table with his shirt in hand, and then dragged sister Pu Lao who was full of black lines to express his deep love for music and a certain Phoenix family; Crying and crying about his father's incomprehension of his ideals in life; Sister Xiefeng patted Sister Yazi's shoulder recklessly, mocking her as a strict wife, and was pressed down on the leather sofa by Sister Yazi who was furious and rubbed face down; The lower bearer and the betterer Chi kiss separated the Chu River and Han borders, arguing over which is more high-end and higher-end, clerical work or military work, and finally showed their arms and rolled up their sleeves to decide the outcome...

Holding the teacup quietly, being squeezed by a group of silly dragons who are playing drunk—_—|||

After the meal, she had to suffer from "tiao", yes, you read that right, that is to send the mud dragons who have turned back to "tiao" home respectively, and silently raised their mobile phones to take pictures of their gorgeous real bodies, And fulfilled his wish to meet the legendary Mrs. Yazi.The second sister-in-law is so beautiful, and the second sister-in-law is also really angry. Sister Yazi's life will probably be very sour in the next few days...

After sending Jiu Tiaolong home, I was so tired that my back hurts, and I didn’t have the energy to go to work the next day. It seems that the dinner is not so easy to eat...

After two or three days of messing around, when Miaoling couldn't bear the canned cat and wanted to run away from home, Dong Yunsheng finally came back.The moment Dong Yunsheng entered the door, Dong Yunsheng received a warm welcome. One person and one cat rushed over with tears in their eyes, and at the same time expressed in different languages-Daddy, you are finally back!I finally don't have to wander! / I finally don’t have to eat canned cat food!

In the evening, they re-opened the party, and after dinner they did not hesitate to tell Dong Yunsheng what happened that day when Chi kissed the guests. Dong Yunsheng laughed so much that he almost rolled the sofa out of the pit.She suddenly became interested, and asked persistently: "I don't seem to have heard much about gods before? It's very interesting, tell me more about it."

Dong Yunsheng seldom made demands on Buyi, and Buyi responded to her requests, but this time he rarely showed hesitation, looked around, and said cautiously: "It's not that I don't want to tell you. Those old gods are very sharp, To let them know that I spread their gossip indiscriminately, I will definitely think of weird ideas to fix me."

Really gossip?Dong Yunsheng's eyes "ding" lit up!He hugged Bushi's arm and begged her softly: "Just don't let them know that it's okay~ I promise not to say anything! Bushi is the best for you, just tell me a story, tell me, okay?"

Bu Yi couldn't stand her daughter-in-law's pleading softly, and instantly threw the principle out of the blue.

"Then... well. Before I tell you, let me ask you, what is your impression of immortals?"

Dong Yunsheng searched her stomach and recalled the few books she had read abroad about the myths of Huaguo, such as "Huaguo Myths and Stories (Children's Edition)", "Four Folklore", "Fengxian Romance (Vernacular Edition)" Wait, try to piece together the image of a fairy in your mind.

"Well... when you appear on the stage, you either have a lot of ostentation or you are very noble. They are all solemn and holy in appearance. They are good at reasoning and guiding people to be good. I am the son of XX hole, so I waved my sleeves and flew away... right?" The unwavering expression told me, it seemed that she didn't agree.

"Obvious, definitely a superficial understanding! Do you know what this means? It means that the propaganda work of the Propaganda Department organized by the joint monk meeting is very good! Is the five party gods meeting once a year to discuss international current affairs and people's livelihood? Wrong, it is for Gathering Pai Gow, eating, drinking and drinking. Purity and asceticism? Where did those empresses who are really sober-minded~ dragon sons come from? The truth is actually like this..." What have you learned from this?Ying Buyi felt that it was necessary to popularize the correct knowledge of immortals to Yun Sheng, so as not to see the deity's dream shattered in the future and cause a serious psychological gap.

Seeing that Dong Yunsheng was about to start the lecture, he quickly interrupted: "Wait a minute, I'll make some preparations."

She left the sofa, opened the refrigerator, took out a bag of cherries, washed them, put them on a plate, and thoughtfully made a pot of jujube tea for the two of them, and microwaved a bowl of popcorn while the water was boiling.Put these refreshments on the tea table, turn off the overhead light and turn on a few dim night lights to create an atmosphere, and finally return to the sofa and surround the two of them with a small blanket.

"Okay, we can start talking." Dong Yunsheng picked up the teacup and said he was ready to listen to the book.

Should not change: Why suddenly there is a sense of sacred ritual, which is strange.

"... Cough, then I'll start with the earliest recorded fairy—the Queen Mother of the West."

"I know her." Dong Yunsheng had heard the first name before, and happily interjected: "Is she the queen mother? They are husband and wife with the Jade Emperor, and they have seven beautiful daughters... um..."

"Don't talk nonsense." Ying Buyi hurriedly covered Dong Yunsheng's mouth: "They are not husband and wife, they are not husband and wife. The propaganda and reports are also wrong, you can't believe them all, it will kill people! Let Aunt Yao know that we say she and Uncle Mu are Husband and wife, you will definitely get angry and bully Uncle Mu and me again."

Dong Yunsheng quickly clapped his hands and motioned for himself not to speak anymore.After being released by Buxie, he asked confusedly, "Who are Aunt Yao and Uncle Mu?"

"Aunt Yao is the Queen Mother of the West. Uncle Mu is the Jade Emperor in the story. In reality, he is called Dong Wang Gong and Mu Gong. I don't know how to pass it on, but I force them to be a husband and wife. Uncle Mu has a wife! But it is definitely not Aunt Yao Ah! You must never say that they are husband and wife—this is an iron rule that must be followed in the circle of monks, and the consequences will be very serious if you say it! You must remember it!"

"It's officially started. Do you know that there were several battles between human immortals and demons in ancient times? It is said that many, many years ago before the first war between immortals and demons, countless fairy mountains and magical seas had not been destroyed by the flames of war. Stored in various parts of Huazhou. Many demon gods, big monsters, monsters, and ancient human races that have long since disappeared are still active in the vast land. The heaven and earth are full of pure spiritual energy suitable for cultivation, and the concentration of spiritual energy is tens of thousands of times tens of thousands of times higher than today Ten thousand times. In this ancient world, there is a powerful matriarchal tribe with a leopard head as a totem, and there is a female monk named Yao..."

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Interview with Ms. Laughing Wind

Meow: When going abroad, do you prefer to fly by plane or by yourself?

Xiaofeng: By plane.Flying by yourself is tiring and troublesome, and you have to apply to the Civil Aviation Administration. If you cross the border casually, you will not be chased by guns.

Meow: When climbing a mountain, do you climb step by step or fly up?

Xiaofeng: If you fly up, what's the point of climbing a mountain?Read it with me-every step has a different scenery.

Meow: Last question, how does it feel to be rubbed on the sofa by Ms. Yazi?

Xiaofeng: ...you can experience it for yourself!

Meow: Ahhhhh!Help!