Don't mess with farmers

"Oh, really, Lao Xiao, why don't you open the door, this smoke."

The second aunt opened the door of the outer room, and the white smoke from cooking inside quickly floated out. Seeing Liu Jiawen sitting on the wooden bench, she smiled and said, "Jiawen, wash your hands and prepare to eat. I will ask Xiaoyi to pick it up for you." Basin of water."

"Auntie is too polite, I'll do it myself." Liu Jiawen quickly stood up and walked to the well, and the moment he picked up the washbasin, he was stunned.

This thing... how to get it?

"Let me come, Brother Wen." Dapeng came over after helping Lao Xiao divide the fish, grabbed the washbasin in his hand, and asked with a smile: "Brother Wen, have you lived in the city since you were young? How is it?" , isn’t it uncomfortable?”

"It's okay, I think the air here is very good. To be honest, the rice that is stuffed is different."

Except for the inconvenience of going to the toilet, everything else is fine, Liu Jiawen added quietly in his heart.

Dapeng laughed, and pressed the well twice hard, and the water came up. Liu Jiawen quickly picked up the washbasin to catch it, thinking that the well was quite magical. He just pressed it a dozen times, but no water came out.

"Jiawen, it's time to eat."

Xiao Yi stood at the door and shouted, then looked down at his shoes, "Why are the shoes dirty? I'll find you sandals when I go back after dinner."

"oh oh."

Liu Jiawen nodded in agreement, walked towards the house with Dapeng, put his face close to Xiao Yi while no one was paying attention, and asked with concern: "Are your feet okay?"

"It's okay." Xiao Yi patted him on the shoulder, "Sit down and eat first."

"Auntie, it smells so good." Liu Jiawen started flattering as soon as he sat down, but he was telling the truth, the smell from the dishes on the table really doubled the appetite.

"Jiawen, they are all home-cooked dishes. Don't dislike them. Eat more if you like them." The second aunt picked up the bowls and chopsticks and handed them to him, and said, "I will come to play more often in the future. After winter, let Xiaoyi take you to the mountains Skiing, by the way, these few days you can go pick fruit and eat."

"Okay, okay." Liu Jiawen nodded happily, then grabbed Xiao Yi's sleeve, "You want to take me to play."

"Well, okay." Xiao Yi nodded and agreed. Seeing his expectant face, he found it a little funny, "There are a lot of mosquitoes on the mountain, it's not a big deal, there are tigers during the day and wolves at night, be careful not to be caught."

"Nonsense." Old Xiao glared at him, "Jiawen, don't listen to him scaring you, there are no wolves, tigers and leopards now, we go stepping on the mountain every day, don't worry."

"Hahahaha!" Second Aunt smiled, "Come on, eat quickly, Jiawen, try this, you must have never eaten before."

Everyone at the table added food to Liu Jiawen except Dapeng. Xiao Na seemed to be doing it on purpose. Seeing a hill piled up in his bowl, she didn't forget to add a chicken leg to him, and whispered in his ear: "Jiawen Brother, you have to eat it all, leftovers are not allowed here."

"..."

Liu Jiawen stared at the food in the bowl. It didn't take long before he felt that his stomach had reached its limit. When he looked up, his second aunt wanted to add more food to him, so she hurriedly raised her hand to stop him: "Auntie, I... I have enough. Thank you, don't be so polite, I'll do it myself."

"You are a guest, don't be restrained, eat more." Unable to explain, the second aunt scooped up another spoonful of small fish sauce and put it in his bowl.

Liu Jiawen was miserable, so he could only smile and nod, then reached under the table and slapped Xiao Yi quietly twice, and said softly, "I can't eat..."

Xiao Yi turned his head and glanced at his bowl, and said with a smile, "It doesn't matter, you can eat as much as you can, and give me the rest."

"You're so kind." Liu Jiawen's eyes lit up instantly, he turned his head and glanced at Xiao Na proudly, raised his eyebrows and said: How are you doing?Your brother spoils me, what can you do to me?

Xiao Na glared at him sullenly, buried her head and began to eat seriously, and ignored him no more.

After lunch, the second uncle and the second aunt had the habit of taking a nap, Xiao Na helped clean up the dishes, and Xiao Yi led Liu Jiawen back to his residence first.

Liu Jiawen had been thinking about taking a bath, the two of them changed their clothes first, and after that he pestered Xiao Yi to ask where to take a bath, only then did he realize that the bath was outside.

Looking at the hut-like bathing shed in front of him, Liu Jiawen said a little excitedly, "It must be very cool."

Xiao Yi smiled, "Don't dawdle, you wash it first and then I'll wash it, don't worry, the water on it must be hot after a day in the sun."

"Hey hey!" Liu Jiawen laughed meanly twice, "Let's wash together."

Xiao Yi lifted the curtain that was blocking it, and said, "Do you think this space can squeeze the two of us?"

"Okay then." Liu Jiawen felt a little pity, looked left and right to make sure that no one started to take off his clothes, and said while taking off his clothes, "It's broad daylight, so there shouldn't be any mosquitoes."

He was afraid of being bitten by poisonous mosquitoes in the countryside. When he woke up this morning, he found that his arms were covered with red spots, which were very ugly, as if he had an allergy.

"I just sprayed the mosquito repellant, you wash it quickly, just don't dawdle."

After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he turned around and left. When he returned to the house, he opened the window again and said to the backyard, "Call me if you need anything, I can hear you."

"alright, I got it."

Liu Jiawen stood in the shower shed, feeling the warm water from top to bottom, and couldn't help sighing in comfort.

In fact, there is nothing bad in the countryside, except that you have to go outside to go to the toilet, there are many mosquitoes at night, there are only electric fans and no air conditioning, and it is not convenient to take a shower.

But there are mountains and rivers, delicious food, and most importantly, Xiao Yi.

Liu Jiawen came out after rushing for 10 minutes, feeling refreshed. Seeing Xiao Yi walking over with a towel, he immediately hugged his waist, "Hillhill, are your feet okay? Do you want to go to the hospital?" .”

"Do you need to go to the hospital for this injury?" Xiao Yi pinched his face and said, "So worried about me?"

"I'm not joking." Liu Jiawen's tone became serious, "It's troublesome if you get an infection."

"Don't worry, it won't happen." Xiao Yi kissed his forehead, "Let go first, I'm sweating all over, I'm going to take a shower, you come in and wait for me."

Liu Jiawen hugged his waist without letting go, rolled his eyes, with malicious intentions: "Do you want me to rub your back for you?"

This way you can move your hands and feet.

Xiao Yi curled his lips into a smile, and said slowly: "Daju, wait for the night, let you rub it enough."

"My young master is waiting for you on the bed." Liu Jiawen bit his neck, then let go of his waist, turned around and ran happily towards the house.

Xiao Yi looked at Fan Er's back and shook his head with a smile, Daju was getting cuter and cuter.

When Liu Jiawen returned to the house, he began to rummage through the boxes and cabinets. He took out all the unsuitable products for children, condoms of various flavors, and XX agents.

Since confirming their relationship with Xiao Yi, the number of times the two have been intimate together can be counted on the fingers. Liu Jiawen has long been unable to bear it, and has to complete everything at once tonight.

That night, the sky was just getting dark, Xiao Yi locked the door after confirming that Xiao Na would not come back, and when he returned to the bedroom, Liu Jiawen couldn't wait to make the bed.

In order to be comfortable, Liu Jiawen deliberately found a pair of large quilts to spread on them, and arranged all kinds of unsuitable items in a row, then sat on the bed and pointed at Xiao Yi, "Hurry up! What are you thinking, hurry up!" .”

If this can be tolerated, is it still a man?

Xiao Yi took a deep breath, and got on the bed with one step. The other party was very enthusiastic, and hurriedly hooked his neck and began to kiss, and the two embraced together.

"Well... Daju, I don't know if Nana will come back suddenly..." Xiao Yi kissed him while worrying that Xiao Na would come back suddenly, that would be bad.

"Don't worry, she will never come back." Liu Jiawen bit his chin, and hummed dissatisfiedly: "Well... how long are you still thinking about my sister..."

It was impossible for Xiao Na to come back, and she didn't dare to come back, because Liu Jiawen sent her a text message in the afternoon, the content was:

[I'm going to make a villain with your brother tonight, and it will probably take until midnight, so you should stay at your aunt's house. ]

Shawna: [….]

"Okay, we don't want her, I just want you Daju..." Xiao Yi was a little emotional, and leaned into his ear and said, "Hurry up, take off your clothes."

Liu Jiawen was very obedient, just as he touched the corner of his clothes with his hand and was about to lift it up, there was a long series of "gurg, gurg, gurg, gurg, gurg, gurg" sounds from his lower abdomen.

The two were stunned at the same time, Liu Jiawen stared at his stomach, and then immediately felt pain, and said anxiously: "Xiao...Xiao Yi, I can't do it anymore, I want to go to the toilet."

Xiao Yi: "..."

"Hurry up, it's too late, get up!" Liu Jiawen clutched his stomach and pushed him away. People have three urgencies, and he is no exception.

Liu Jiawen didn't care about the tent set up under Xiao Yi, and ran out with the roll of paper. When he got to the door, he found it was locked, and tears almost burst out of his eyes, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Open the door for me, I can't hold back anymore."

"Why do you have a good stomachache?" The heat on Xiao Yi's body was still hot, and he came over to help him open the door while complaining: "I'm really convinced, this kind of thing can make me suffer..."

After the door opened, Liu Jiawen quickly ran to the toilet. Because he was anxious, he almost missed his foot. Without caring so much, he squatted down and started to release.

Xiao Yi watched the moon come out in the sky, looked down at his place, sighed helplessly, turned back to the bedroom, got the flashlight and came out again.

"How's it going? I'll find you antidiarrheal medicine after we're done." Xiao Yi waved the flashlight towards the toilet.

"Hmm...Xiao Yi, my stomach hurts..." Liu Jiawen's voice was soft, as if he was suffering.

"Did you eat too much at noon?" Xiao Yi felt distressed. He didn't expect that bringing Liu Jiawen home would make him suffer so much. He was bitten by mosquitoes yesterday, and today he ate something bad and had diarrhea. If he had known, he would not have brought him back.

"I don't eat much, I guess I'm a little acclimatized." Liu Jiawen clutched his stomach, feeling his calf a little numb, and then the buzzing around his ears continued, and he couldn't help complaining loudly, "Xiao Yi, step on the ground." Damn, a mosquito bites my ass!"

Xiao Yi rubbed the center of his brows, and said helplessly, "Come out first."

Liu Jiawen didn't come out until 15 minutes later. His calf was numb and he barely walked out of the toilet. Seeing this, Xiao Yi immediately picked him up by the waist, and asked as he walked into the room, "Master, are you feeling better?"

"much better…."

Liu Jiawen is still not used to being hugged by a princess as a big man, but Xiao Yi is the one who is hugging him, so he feels it should be taken for granted.

The author has something to say: two unlucky things hahahaha!

It won't be like this if you eat less! ! !

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