Don't mess with farmers

The four of them had their own concerns, hurried downstairs one after the other, and found a restaurant that Liu Jiawen seldom went to. It could be said that it was the first time. Almost everything on the menu wants to order one.

The last four ordered seven dishes, and Peng Xiaoyu ordered another case of beer as usual. Thinking of the last time he drank with Liu Jiawen, he couldn't help but praise: "Brother Jiawen can drink very well."

Xiao Yi snorted coldly, thinking that he would really flatter him.

"I'm okay, I haven't been drunk anyway." Liu Jiawen raised his chin proudly, turned his head to look at Xiao Yi, and said, "Would you like to PK with me today? You didn't drink much last time."

Xiao Yi curled his lips into a smile, and when he was about to speak, he was stopped by Peng Jun who was sitting opposite, "I'll drink with you, and I'll drink for Xiao Yi, how about it?"

"You?" Liu Jiawen immediately became upset, "Why do you drink for him?"

The implication is, how old are you?

Peng Jun smiled, and said ambiguously, "Just because we lived together..."

After finishing speaking, he deliberately moved closer to Liu Jiawen, and whispered, "I even touched his little brother..."

Although the voice was low, the three present could hear it clearly.

Time freezes for a few seconds...

Liu Jiawen was startled, and then said angrily: "Fuck! Hillbilly, is there such a thing, he... he really touched you?"

Liu Jiawen turned to look at Xiao Yi, eager to ask for confirmation.

Xiao Yi frowned, glanced at Peng Jun warningly, and said calmly, "Through the pants."

"Fuck! Cousin, can you be a little more reserved, brother Yi, you dare to touch, are you crazy?" Peng Xiaoyu grabbed Peng Jun's arm and asked, "When did it happen? Are you really an asshole?" die."

Peng Jun shook off his hand and said with a smile on his face, "Just before I left last time, what was the fuss about? Didn't you take out your classmate's penis when you were in school?"

"Can it be the same..." Peng Xiaoyu pouted.

Seeing Peng Jun's smug face, Liu Jiawen overturned the jealousy in his heart, and complained to Xiao Yi: "You bumpkin, you said you didn't have a leg, you fucking lied to me, and you fucked up with this sissy, what a fuck!" Mom is shameless."

Xiao Yi's face darkened, he reached out to his waist, pinched him vigorously, and then said in a low voice: "I haven't touched him before, don't yell here, save some strength and call again at night."

"..." Liu Jiawen blushed, and most of the fire in his heart was extinguished in an instant.

"Who are you calling a sissy?" Peng Jun rolled his eyes, then lowered his head and muttered, "If I hadn't misunderstood him as a straight man, it would be your turn..."

"This young master is calling you." Liu Jiawen patted the table, "What did you just say? Say it again if you have the ability!"

Peng Jun put down his chopsticks and got angry, "I just said, if I hadn't misunderstood Xiao Yi as a straight man, what would happen to you now."

"You fucking..." Liu Jiawen was anxious, rolling up his sleeves and about to stand up.

"Daju." Xiao Yi on the side put one hand on his shoulder, then looked at Peng Jun, and said slowly: "Peng Jun, I met Daju first, and I told you before, I don't like you, as for whether I'm straight or not... it doesn't matter anymore, now he's mine, I don't want him to hear any more misunderstandings, I will be very angry."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi took Liu Jiawen's hand and put it on the table, announcing the fact that the two were together.

Peng Jun looked at the tightly clenched hands and wanted to cry in sadness. He leaned back sadly like a deflated balloon.

Compared to his face full of injuries, Peng Xiaoyu on the side was startled, opened his mouth wide, looked at the two men opposite, and stammered, "Wait...wait a minute, why am I a little confused?"

He scratched his hair, pointed to Liu Jiawen and asked, "So, who are you now?"

"Didn't you ask me last time what is my relationship with Xiao Yi? I replied that I was a creditor." Liu Jiawen raised his eyebrows and said lazily: "I lied to you. I am not his creditor. I am a creditor." His boyfriend."

"What? I... cough, cough, cough!" Accidentally, Peng Xiaoyu choked on his own saliva, blushed and said, "Yi...Brother Yi, cough cough...Aren't you straight?"

"When did I say that?" Xiao Yi thought for a while, and he did not mention his sexual orientation to Peng Xiaoyu.

"..." Peng Xiaoyu was speechless, Xiao Yi didn't look like a crooked one, why did he suddenly become GAY.

Xiao Yi raised his lips and smiled, "Let's eat first, the food is going to be cold."

Then he leaned into Liu Jiawen's ear and said, "Aren't you going to compare my drinking capacity with me, what, do you want to compare?"

"Of course." Liu Jiawen picked up the beer on the table and opened a bottle, angrily said: "This young master will drink you all under the table today."

"Blow it." Unconvinced, Peng Jun picked up the wine glass and said, "You don't look like you can drink, let's talk about it first, whoever wins tonight will sleep with Xiao Yi."

"I'm blowing? Hehe, you really don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and you still want to sleep with Xiao Yi? You think beautifully, come on! Let's talk after drinking a bottle first."

"Come here, who is afraid of you!"

"Go ahead, I'm afraid you won't be a sissy."

The two of them picked up the wine bottle and began to take a mouthful of stuffiness.

"..." Xiao Yi and Peng Xiaoyu were both speechless upon seeing this.

Xiao Yi was afraid that Liu Jiawen would choke, so he stood up and held his wrist, and said softly, "I'll help you drink."

"No need." Liu Jiawen took a breath, "I'm also a representative of drinking all the time, so it doesn't bother me at all."

Peng Xiaoyu blinked, feeling that his cousin was a bit pitiful, he tugged at his sleeve and said, "Cousin, how about I help you have a drink too?"

Peng Jun took a big gulp and gave him a hard look, "Get lost!"

Peng Xiaoyu: "..."

The two of them almost put down the empty bottles together, Liu Jiawen rarely drank so hard, how could the people who drank with him before dare to provoke him so much, it was too late to please him.

"Hmm..." Liu Jiawen touched his stomach, feeling bloated and uncomfortable.

Xiao Yi took a tissue to help him wipe the corners of his mouth, and said, "Eat something before drinking."

The two men on the opposite side had been feeding the dog food intentionally or unintentionally. Peng Jun felt very uncomfortable, picked up a handful of peanuts and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Cousin, just accept the reality. Brother Yi is Brother Jiawen's boyfriend. Don't worry about it. I'll just tell you! The last time I saw them, something was wrong..." Peng Xiaoyu leaned close to his cousin's ear and whispered He murmured, "To be honest, I haven't recovered yet. Brother Yi actually likes men. Why are there one or two around me..."

"Why, do you have an opinion?" Peng Jun glanced sideways, then gritted his teeth and said, "If you hadn't given me wrong ideas, maybe Xiao Yi would be my boyfriend now."

Peng Xiaoyu held back his mouth and said, "Cousin, I didn't deliberately hit you. It is indeed Brother Jiawen who is more handsome. If I were Brother Yi, I would also choose Brother Jiawen. As for you..."

"Are you looking for death!" Peng Jun stretched out his hand and squeezed his thigh hard.

"Ouch!" Peng Xiaoyu exclaimed in pain, and hurriedly apologized: "I was wrong about my cousin, just pretend that I didn't say anything, and you are handsome."

"You two, what are you mumbling about? Keep drinking." Liu Jiawen opened another bottle, poured himself a glass, picked it up and touched Xiao Yi, "They don't drink, you drink with me."

"Drink, drink, drink together." Peng Xiaoyu hurriedly picked up the wine glass and drank it down, then wiped the corner of his mouth and said, "Brother Jiawen, we are all friends, and getting together is fate. Come, come, feel deeply emotional."

Liu Jiawen smiled, raised his glass and drank it in one gulp. Liu Jiawen is not a narrow-minded man, as long as Xiao Yi has a clear attitude, he will not pay attention to other flowers and plants.

The four of them drank until midnight, Peng Xiaoyu fell asleep lying on the table, and Liu Jiawen spat at Peng Jun with his tongue out.

When Xiao Yi came back from paying the bill, Liu Jiawen almost sat down on the ground, but luckily he quickly helped him up.

Liu Jiawen leaned lazily on him, yelling: "I still want to drink, why don't you accompany me to have a few more drinks."

The most sober person at this time was Xiao Yi. He did not drink less beer, but this little wine was not a problem for him at all. He touched Liu Jiawen's hair and said softly: "Go home, go back to sleep, you can't Drink it again."

"Peng Xiaoyu, get up." Peng Jun slapped Peng Xiaoyu on the back of the head, his movements were not gentle at all.

"Hiss..." Peng Xiaoyu rubbed the back of his head, and asked in a daze, "What time is it?"

"It's twelve o'clock, let's go back." Xiao Yi paused, and then said to Peng Jun, "You are responsible for carrying Peng Xiaoyu back. I will take Jiawen and leave first."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yi walked out with his arms around Liu Jiawen, Peng Jun looked at his bewildered cousin angrily, and patted the back of his head, "Get up quickly, or I'll sleep on the street. "

Liu Jiawen saw the wind when he went out, and his dizziness became worse. He leaned on Xiao Yi's shoulder and didn't want to move.

Xiao Yi sighed, squatted down, put the man on his back, and the other party's hands hugged his neck, and the warm breath rushed towards his face. Xiao Yi's heart softened, and he said softly: "Daju, don't drink alcohol in the future. gone."

"Huh?" Liu Jiawen half-closed his eyes, a little happy in his heart, "Hillbilly, am I dreaming that you would talk to me in such a tone, um... so rare..."

Xiao Yi chuckled and walked home with his back on his back, without saying a word.

Liu Jiawen lay on his shoulder, and couldn't help moaning: "You will be so gentle from now on, okay..."

"Not good." Xiao Yi immediately rebuffed, "Be good. From now on, you are not allowed to swear casually, play petty temper for no reason, and get rid of the problem of throwing things casually. As long as you behave well, I will love you well." .”

"No, you're not my father, why do you control me like this." Liu Jiawen felt aggrieved, and bit his shoulder with the guts, biting for a long time before letting go.

To Xiao Yi, his strength was like scratching an itch, and he didn't feel any pain at all, "If you dare to bite me again, you won't be able to sleep tonight."

Liu Jiawen froze instantly, and complained in his mouth: "Xiao Yi, it's painful and comfortable to do it with you, can you always be comfortable, it hurts so bad..."

"..." The corner of Xiao Yi's mouth twitched, and he was speechless for a moment. Is his technique that bad?

The foreplay is already patient enough, what else do you want to do, what a dissatisfied young master, after thinking for a while, Xiao Yi replied in a low voice: "I will try my best..."

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