Don't mess with farmers

"Go, go back to the house and sleep, and I will go shopping when I wake up."

After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he didn't ask the other party if he was willing. He walked up to Liu Jiawen, grabbed his arm, and dragged him into the bedroom.

The bedroom is very small, with a bed, a wardrobe, and a small table. It looks simple and clean with few things.

"Hey, don't you want me to sleep with you?" Liu Jiawen asked, pointing to the single bed in front of him.

Xiao Yi nodded: "Stop talking so much nonsense, I'm sleepy."

"My young master is not in the habit of taking a nap." Liu Jiawen refused. He didn't want to sleep on a narrow and hard wooden bed, not to mention that this was Xiao Yi's bed, and it must smell like Xiao Yi...

Liu Jiawen was stuck in place like a log, with a bright look of disgust on his face.

"Daju, don't make trouble." Xiao Yi hugged his waist, hugged him and fell on the bed together, and closed his eyes directly in the posture.

Xiao Yi was really sleepy. He couldn't sleep all night because of the pain in his abdomen. He woke up very early this morning, and his eyelids were already fighting.

Liu Jiawen was forced to lie in his arms. The position of the two hugging each other made him feel awkward. He wanted to move his body, but Xiao Yi's arms wrapped around him tightly without weakening at all.

"Hillbilly..." Liu Jiawen couldn't help muttering.

"Don't talk, sleep." Xiao Yi still closed his eyes, and hugged the person in his arms even tighter.

Liu Jiawen shut his mouth resentfully, but he didn't feel sleepy all over. As long as he raised his eyes slightly, he could see Xiao Yi's pretty side face.

I have to say that Xiao Yi's appearance can be said to be one in a million, handsome and heroic, and his figure is also good. Liu Jiawen blinked his eyes and observed quietly. He used to like to sleep with such a man, but like Xiao Yi This is the first time he has encountered such a superb product as Yi.

Liu Jiawen is a face-controller, and he admitted openly in his heart that Xiao Yi is really good at everything, but he is not good at him.

Evenly breathing fell on his forehead, and his frown was relaxed. At this time, Xiao Yi had already entered a state of light sleep.

Kiss him, will he wake up?

Liu Jiawen couldn't help yelling in his heart, and his little heart began to become lively. Do you want to learn from the plot in the idol drama and wake up your sleeping lover?

Bah bah bah!What kind of lover should be the nemesis.

Liu Jiawen raised his head slightly, and pressed his fiery lips on the opponent's. It was still the faint smell of tobacco, and he sucked the two mouthfuls gently with his lips, and the sleeping person didn't even twitch his eyelids.

Liu Jiawen felt a sense of frustration in an instant. He wanted to do something else but didn't have the guts. He exhaled annoyedly and retracted his head back to the original position. Maybe it was Xiao Yijun's hot breathing that infected him. , Liu Jiawen also gradually fell asleep.

Xiao Yi was woken up by the pain. When he opened his eyes, he saw fluffy hair. Liu Jiawen slept like a pig. He didn't know what he dreamed. .

Not sleeping well, talking in sleep, and drooling, Xiao Yi summed up silently in his heart.

Xiao Yi's abdomen hurt a little from his touch, but he still endured the pain and waited for Liu Jiawen to calm down. After a while, the person in his arms became quiet. He grabbed his shirt and wiped his saliva, and fell asleep again. .

Xiao Yi looked at the marks on his shirt, and pinched his face unhappily, but the other party was unmoved, still sound asleep.

"Liu Jiawen, what should I do with you..." Xiao Yi leaned against his cheek, some things are beyond his control, just like his own feelings, but the reality tells him that Liu Jiawen and him are people from two worlds, It will never be possible between them.

When Liu Jiawen woke up, Xiao Yi had already gone out. He looked at the strange ceiling above his head in a daze, still remembering the dream just now.

"Hmm..." Liu Jiawen rubbed the back of his head, turned over and almost fell off the bed, and began to complain in his heart, the broken single bed was hard and narrow, completely incomparable with his big bed at home.

But this time he slept very soundly, and had a dream. In the dream, Xiao Yi hugged him, kissed his cheek, and whispered some love words in his ear that he liked to hear.

"Sure enough, dreams are always reversed..." Liu Jiawen muttered softly, then got up and got out of bed.

When he walked to the door, he suddenly heard two men's voices coming from outside the door. Like a thief, Liu Jiawen immediately leaned against the crack of the door and began to eavesdrop.

"Brother Yi, did you bring the woman back?"

"Don't talk nonsense, just lower your volume."

"Hehehe, why do you care so much? I'm jealous, I'm sad, don't you want me? Brother Yi, it's a pity that I still warm your bed every day."

"Go away, don't make trouble."

With a "squeak", Liu Jiawen pushed open the door unbearably, and happened to see two people in the living room who were hugging each other shoulder to shoulder.

The smile on Peng Xiaoyu's lips froze. It was far away from the character he guessed. How could it be a man?

Xiao Yi waved away the arm hanging around his neck calmly, turned his head and introduced: "This is my roommate, Peng Xiaoyu."

"Hello, hello, my name is Peng Xiaoyu, Brother Yi's former colleague, what's your name for this handsome guy?" Peng Xiaoyu smiled and greeted immediately after he realized it.

Liu Jiawen looked him up and down, then leaned against the door frame and said lazily, "Liu Jiawen."

"Wow! Liu Jiawen? What a coincidence, my junior high school classmate is also named Jiawen, but she's a girl."

Liu Jiawen: "..."

"No, no, that's not what I meant." Peng Xiaoyu hurriedly patted his mouth and explained: "What I mean is that meeting is fate, and brother Yi's friends are my friends."

"Who told you that he and I were friends?" Liu Jiawen snorted coldly, and gave Xiao Yi a provocative look.

"Ah?" Peng Xiaoyu didn't understand their way of getting along, but felt that the handsome guy in front of him was not very friendly, so he scratched his head in confusion.

"I'm a creditor, and I'm here to ask for a debt." Liu Jiawen walked over unsteadily, and sat down on the sofa with a big thorn, really looking like a debt collector.

"Xiaoyu, you go in first, I won't let you out, you must not come out, or you will see something you shouldn't see, and you will be responsible for the consequences." Xiao Yi clenched his fists as a warning.

"Huh? Okay, okay." Peng Xiaoyu backed away in fright, carried his backpack and walked towards the bedroom. Before entering the door, he took a sympathetic look at the man on the sofa, and made a cross on his chest, "Good luck, Amen."

Liu Jiawen secretly thought it was bad, is it too late to run away now?

"You...what do you want?" Swallowing unconsciously, Liu Jiawen leaned back with his neck shrunk.

"Why are you nervous?" Xiao Yi leaned over and approached him, with both hands on the sofa, just wrapping him in his arms.

"Xiao Yi, don't act recklessly." Liu Jiawen raised his head and stared at him. After a moment of stalemate, he suddenly closed his eyes resignedly, and said slowly, "Don't slap your face..."

"..."

Xiao Yi sighed imperceptibly, raised his chin with one free hand, and kissed his forehead before he opened his eyes. The thin kisses were like feathers, starting from the forehead, followed by Gao Ting The bridge of the nose finally landed on the two thin lips.

Liu Jiawen was a little nervous, for fear that Peng Xiaoyu would jump out suddenly. It would be too embarrassing. One second he paid the debt collector, and the next second he went upstairs to kiss together. This way of getting along is too strange.

Xiao Yi bowed his head and kissed him lightly for a while, but it wasn't too deep. After rubbing his lips against him for a while, he let go and stood up straight.

"I'll cook. If you're bored, you can watch TV." Xiao Yi stroked his soft hair, his tone so gentle for the first time.

Liu Jiawen was coaxed into a daze, and nodded with a blushing face.

Seeing him so obedient, Xiao Yi was in a good mood, as expected, Daju was the cutest.

"Please wake up."

When Xiao Yi entered the kitchen, Liu Jiawen raised his hand and patted his cheek, "You are the third young master, an old driver who is in love, how can you surrender because of a kiss after seeing countless people? It's over, it's over! Liu Jiawen, you're finished." .”

Liu Jiawen covered his face and rolled around on the sofa. Does he really have a tendency to be abused?Just because of the stupid things Xiao Yi did to him, he still fell in love with him.

like?Liu Jiawen's heart skipped a beat, and he was a little unwilling to admit this fact. When did he become so innocent?Can you blush with a kiss?

Please show the arrogance you used to deal with little lovers to prove that you are still an invincible general.

Liu Jiawen was lying on the sofa full of inner drama, and slowly began to flirt with Xiao Yi's figure again, unknowingly drooling all over the floor again, if one day Xiao Yi can honestly lie on the bed and let him do whatever he wants, then really It's all about thinking about it.

Xiao Yi in the kitchen is cooking carefully, Liu Jiawen in the living room is full of thoughts, but Peng Xiaoyu in the bedroom is sad, lying on the door and has not heard any big movement in the living room, Xiao Yi is silent He didn't dare to go out, he hadn't let go of the urination he had held back all the way, and he was sent back to the room without saying a few words when he got home.

His legs were tightly clamped together, Peng Xiaoyu couldn't take it anymore, picked up his phone and sent a message quietly: Brother Yi, can I come out?I want to pee, I can't hold it anymore! ! !

The three exclamation points behind it are enough to prove how urgent his current situation is.

Xiao Yi on the other side suddenly realized when he saw the content from the phone. He had long forgotten about Peng Xiaoyu, but he didn't expect the other party to be so obedient and would not come out if he refused to let him out.

Xiao Yi replied: come out

"Liberation." Peng Xiaoyu yelled after receiving the news, threw away the mobile phone in his hand, opened the door and ran out, and went straight to the bathroom.

Because he was anxious, he touched the clothes hanger at the door, waking up the man who was sleepwalking on the sofa.

"Damn it!" Liu Jiawen was taken aback, and immediately sat up straight. The other party probably didn't see the way he was in heat just now.

Peng Xiaoyu didn't have time to look at him, he didn't even close the bathroom door in a hurry, and started to release it while facing the toilet, closing his eyes and exhaling: "It's comfortable~"

While enjoying it, there was a sudden "bang" from behind.

Peng Xiaoyu shuddered in fright, and hurriedly stuffed his little brother back into his trousers. Looking back, it was Xiao Yi who closed the door with a sullen face. Looking at him, he said coldly, "Will the door be closed when you go to the bathroom?"

"..." Why do they have to close the door when they are all men?

Peng Xiaoyu questioned in his heart, but seeing Xiao Yi's ugly face, he still didn't dare to say it.

"Brother Yi, did my smell reach the kitchen?" Peng Xiaoyu muttered in a low voice, and pressed the flush button on the toilet.

Xiao Yi blocked the door and warned angrily: "With him here, you can't be so casual."

"Him?" Peng Xiaoyu rolled his eyes, wondering if it was because of the man in the living room who just urinated, and he was too fussy.

"bang bang bang bang bang"

"Hey! Why are you two big men hiding in the bathroom? Xiao Yi, what shameful deed did you do again? Are you courting death?"

Liu Jiawen slammed on the bathroom door, wishing he could just break it open so he could go in and see what bad things this pair of dogs were doing.

"..." Peng Xiaoyu was completely stupefied. What's going on with these two people? What else can two men do in the toilet besides pissing? The tone sounds a bit like being caught...

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