wild cranberries
Chapter 6
Qingyi is to the south, and it is extremely hot, so the people in the city love sweets and cool things.People in Qingyi spend summer, besides watermelon and crispy peaches, their favorite food is cherries.The flower guests come and go to pick the exquisite, destroy the slim, and steal the jewels.This poem is written in a humorous and clear way, with vivid metaphors, and it talks about the sweet and beautiful early summer cherries that look like red beads.But in the final analysis, the market price is a bit expensive, not as good as loquat, which smells soft, and is just a tree, sweet and sour.
Luzhou Yigao is at the head of Luzhouzhou. Because it is near the river, the soil is moist and rich, so it is most suitable for planting trees. Camphor, poplar, and elm are luxuriant and common, but there are few fruit trees. Occasionally, one or two trees are mixed with them, and the fruits are mostly bitter and difficult. At the entrance, there is only the loquat tree next to the teaching building behind Tingfengyuan, which is a good place to be coveted by all the students every year.The loquat fruit period is only one or two months, and only once a year.Whoever is fast and bold will try something new, and whoever is slow and guilty will be a bastard.
The temptation is too great. It's really not the first time that You Kaifeng and the boys have coaxed some of the class to secretly pick them together. Being suppressed by the sophomores and seniors, no one dared to act like a bird and grab the only one.But it was different in the second year of high school, half pulling the old fritters for fear of being a ghost.Either the treasure is thrown away on the rotten tree, or if you don't grab it, someone else will grab it. Whoever picks it is not a picker?
"Why don't you say goodbye, there must be a lot of people there right now, let's go..." Su Qi took off his glasses and sat with his legs together, speaking softly as if in embarrassment, he put his ponytail behind him and stood up. The palm of the hand was fanning the slender wind by the ear, and the two locks of black hair by the ear were blowing up and down, and a small strand was soaked in sweat, sticking to the slender chin.His eyes seemed to be embedded with a GPS, even if his eyes took a detour around the Second Ring Road, they finally fell softly on Li Yuan's body, "It's so embarrassing to run into someone from the first class."
As the only two top science classes in Luzhou No. [-] High School, the first class and the second class are mutually exclusive, and they only kill each other and don't love each other. That must be an eternal rule that has not changed.In a certain school sports meeting, one used the slogan "Class [-] is not Class [-], don't mistake me for Class [-]" to blatantly joke and satirize. What a class of gods" responded unceremoniously.
There is no literary grace, no Olympic spirit of "long-lasting friendship", and the students in the two classes still seem to celebrate the Miaoli Folk Song Festival, all shouting so loudly that their faces are red and their necks are thick.The playground was full of loud buzzing, and it was only a matter of going to the washbasin to beat the drums to cheer, and the other grades didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they clapped their hands and applauded, turning the good opening ceremony into a monkey show.As a result, the two classes of immortals were so lucky that they became the school leader's post-meeting talk for a year, and they were a joke. They became popular on the post bar for half a month and didn't post a hot post. It was almost sent to the real-time trending search.
Proper Lu Gao's shame.
The Liangzi in the two classes existed inexplicably, and afterwards, the flames became even more intense, and they were on the verge of breaking out.
"Afraid of farts." Lu Qingyuan flicked his wet hair with disdain, and shook his arms, "Let's anal them in the face!"
"That's right." Gou Zhong Qi lowered his black-framed mirror, and seldom coaxed with the hot-headed ones: "The whole class looks like a freshly cut leek field. Why are we afraid of being crushed by our height? You girls Just hide behind."
Peng Xiaoman sucked the yogurt and didn't say a word - he deserved to be teased because he was short.Superficial, fallacious.
"Oh my god." Zhou Yiqing rubbed his nose and laughed: "It's too old, are you all future science and engineering men?"
You Kaifeng snapped his fingers: "The loquats I picked later will be picked first by you girls, so how about leaving some for us guys to try out? Hey, the loquats in this season are the sweetest. There is no such shop after this village! "
The girls stretched their necks and looked at each other, they all laughed and fell silent.
Li Yuan thought they couldn't talk about the topic for a long time, so she stretched her legs like sticks, put her palms behind her back, closed her eyelids lazily, and suddenly leaned back, her lumbar joints creaked twice: "Don't just discuss things that are useless, Hurry up and assign tasks." Pulling back his chin and drooping eyelids, he raised his hand: "Let me say yes first, I don't want to climb the tree, and I can do anything else."
"Aren't you going up?" You Kaifeng has a special ability. He frowned and raised his eyebrows at the same time, with a constipated expression on his face: "You have such good legs and feet, you don't go up a tree? You don't go up, I go up? How dare you let me go up?" What about you?"
Xu Ming swallowed a mouthful of mineral water, and interrupted abruptly: "The tree will hang down forever, and it will be cut in half. It doesn't matter which class it is in the future, and no one will think about it."
Everyone seconded the proposal, laughed narrowly and applauded.
Li Yuan glanced at You Kaifeng with a face of "you are so stupid", "Fucking shit, I have a hard time walking with my height to find my balance. Is it easy to climb a tree? I can't even straighten my waist. You are a white student of physics." gone."
"So." Gou Zhongqi nodded and snapped his fingers, and seconded: "We'd better arrange for the small ones to go up the tree, one to protect the dharma with one head down, one to look up the wind, one to have fast-footed outreach, and one to carefully sort out the results of the battle. "The battle of crossing the river was not as exciting as he said.
"Other things are easy to say, first of all, this one who climbed the tree..."
Lu Qingyuan frowned desperately at You Kaifeng, and pouted towards him, like a Kodak duck with Crayon Shin-chan's eyebrows.
While listening casually, Peng Xiaoman lowered his head and busily disassembled the four corners of the yogurt box, unfolded and flattened it with great difficulty, and squeezed the remaining fudier inside. You Kaifeng was staring at him with eyes fixed on his eyes, and turned his head to look at the people around him, all staring at him with half a smile on his face.The wolf stares at the sheep and the monk stares at the porridge, which is almost the same meaning.
"Why... oh, let me do it?!" Peng Xiaoman pointed at the tip of his nose in amazement, "Hey, I didn't agree! Don't look at me like the general situation is set, I'm afraid."
"You are the most exquisite, you can't justify your figure if you don't climb a tree!" You Kaifeng teased and flattered, and moved his hip closer: "After thinking about it, it seems to be the most suitable for you."
"nowaynowaynoway!" Peng Xiaoman shook his head, and retreated violently, so violently that he wished he could retreat into Li Yuan's arms, "I really don't know how to do it before!"
"I can't teach it!" Judging the situation, You Kaifeng immediately transferred the decision-making power, "Then show your hands to vote, hey, please raise your hand if you agree with Comrade Peng Xiaoman's climbing the tree!"
A circle of people raised their hands in response, and all votes passed without missing a single one.
"Resign to fate, the minority obeys the majority." Li Yuan stretched her arms, and spoke like a narrator in a TV drama, "This is the most fair and reasonable democratic system under the current national conditions."
"Then why not draw lots?!" It's even more fucking fair!
"Because we are too lazy to take paper."
"What the hell is this called a reason? Appeal!"
"The appeal is invalid, and the court will be adjourned." Xu Mingxu swung the judge's hammer and said calmly: "Everyone, get up."
day.
Tingfeng Garden is close to the edge of Luzhou, at the inner west corner of Lu University, and is a deep natural corridor formed between two old red buildings. There is a wooden roof behind the corridor and lush wisterias are planted.If it is the flowering period of wisteria, a small air current passes across the long corridor, blowing up different shades, a bunch of bell-like stamens, causing a rustling sound, like an elegant appearance that is condensed and concreted by the wind.Therefore, when the former former headmaster was 90 years old, he revisited his hometown with a cane, waved his big hand, and casually said "Listen to Fengyuan", and quoted Gu Xiancheng's famous line "The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, the family affairs, the state affairs, and the world. "Caring about everything" was put on the wall to encourage students of Lu Gao Yunyun to be well-informed and knowledgeable, and to be sensitive to the subtleties.
The loquat tree is in a low wall outside the corridor, next to the old ginkgo trees, which are densely packed and bear a bunch of orange and round fruits.Unexpectedly, it is not short. Pulled out from the spot, it is several meters high, and the crown is as huge as an unfolded forest green folding fan.Ordinarily, it is a school treasure, an old tree with high morals and symbolic meaning——
De your mother, if you live to be a hundred years old, you will not be able to escape the death of your wife and children who have picked fruit to eat.
When a group of soldiers and horses took advantage of the free time to "kill" over, there was someone under the tree who took the lead and was busy holding a long stick back and forth, but at least it was not from the enemy's squad, so it was easy to deal with.Lu Qingyuan squinted his eyes, and scanned the men and women not far away on the identification radar, then turned around and said in affirmation: "It's a freshman in high school."Immediately afterwards, still confident, he patted You Kaifeng on the shoulder: It's chop suey, let's go, brother dei.
You Kaifeng got the order, temporarily resigned from everyone, and took the lead in going forward to "outreach".Seeing him from behind, shaking his head and tail like a swish, adding a folding fan looks like the XL version of Ximen Qing.
"Hey, that's weird, are your names engraved on the tree or are you peeing around the circle as a mark?" Mao Cunnan glanced at the silent girl with a bag next to him, probably because he didn't want to lose face in front of his little girlfriend. Er, wiped the tip of his nose and took a big step forward, tilted his head and raised his eyebrows dissatisfied, but then realized that he was half shorter than You Kaifeng, "Why should we go?"
"Based on our sophomore year, you are in the first year of high school." The other party's words were not very pleasing to the ear, rough, but You Kaifeng still had a smile on his face.
"Just because you are one grade higher than us?" The boy couldn't help but sneered, with a raised ending, refusing to follow this set of nonsensical logic.
"No, it depends on the number of us."
You Kaifeng turned his head and snapped his fingers smartly, Xu Ming waved his hand when he saw it, and started in a low voice: "One, two, three, get ready—go."
According to the original agreement, everyone responded by waving their hands to men and women in the distance to show their military power, and at the same time, they smiled politely, self-confidently, neither humble nor overbearing.Those couples of men and women were obviously taken aback, all of them looked wtf—really brought a bunch of fucking people.
To bully others, it is clear to bully more and rely on the old to sell the old.Peng Xiaoman smirked and swayed along with him speechlessly, leaning into the ear of Li Yuan, who was the only one standing with his arms folded and pretending to be like the wind, and asked under his breath, "...is our class always so stinky and shameless?" ?”
"No, only You Kaifeng is shameless." Li Yuan turned her head, "He alone is as shameless as our class envoy."
Peng Xiaoman gave him a thumbs up, turned his head and laughed.
Peng Xiaoman is small, thin, looks like he can run around wildly like a monkey from Emei Mountain.But being fit doesn't mean he's really fit, he just has a good body like going up and down the sea to catch fish and shrimp, but he's actually the life of a weak official.Climbing the tree is completely an unlit skill in life, and I am at a loss.A few boys over 1.8 meters tall came over to surround him in place, and Peng Xiaoman rolled up his sleeves, which he didn't have at all. Suddenly, he felt that the sky was dark and the sun was covered by dark clouds.
"You step on the shoulders of me and Li Yuan, shall we put you up?" Gou Zhong Qi took off the black-framed mirror and stuffed it into his front pocket, and his long and tall phoenix eyes suddenly appeared, " Lu Qingyuan and You Kaifeng are supporting you underneath, please be careful, you'll be fine."
Peng Xiaoman licked his mouth, noncommittal.
Li Yuan turned her shoulders, "It's enough to take off the bottom part, it's a quick fix, and the top part is too high, so don't go on it."
Peng Xiaoman was still guilty: "I might not dare to move when I go up..."
"Oh, don't worry about your heart! Really, there is a spectrum." You Kaifeng patted the tree trunk: "Let me tell you like this, climbing a tree is no more difficult than going to bed, I guarantee you the last time." I fell in love with the feeling of being on top of the world.”
"It's all mine, isn't that the feeling?" Peng Xiaoman raised his eyebrows and laughed.
"That must be, we have so many tea boys for you to command, if it wasn't for being overweight, I would let you ascend the throne?" You Kaifeng waved his hand, "Come, come, don't waste time, there will be more people when the bell rings Come on, hurry up, up, up, up!"
There is no human rights at all to catch ducks on the shelves.
There are not many twigs and leaves on the loquat tree. Under the canopy, there is a smooth, waist-thick trunk.Peng Xiaoman was as light as a chicken. Li Yuan and Gou Zhongqi half squatted and carried him between their left and right shoulders respectively, and then straightened their waists and lifted him up, feeling that they hadn't carried a heavy schoolbag.Peng Xiaoman seemed to be sitting on a human sightseeing machine. As soon as the two stepping stones under him straightened up, he could almost touch the loquat fruit on the tree.Trembling and carefully looking down, it was everyone's black and clean hair tops, and a little bit of star-white scalp——I said in my heart that the King's Landing is true, and You Kaifeng sincerely does not deceive me.
"Hold the branch on the left, the thick one, with your hands." Lu Qingyuan held Peng Xiaoman's ankle with his hands, and raised his head underneath to do scene adjustments, his Adam's apple rose and fell: "Stand on the tree, don't take the front of the tree." The soles of the feet, the soles of the feet."
When Peng Xiaoman doesn't run, he wears a pair of white sneakers that look good, but the friction resistance is too small and they don't grip the ground very well.Of course, I don't grab trees very much.
"I'm going to skate!" I thought it was easy, but Peng Xiaoman jumped down with one kick, and jumped down with one kick, and he couldn't use his strength to climb on the spot, "No, no, no."
"You work hard, push hard! The frequency will go up if it is faster?"
"I did it!" Peng Xiaoman bowed his head and said with great effort to You Kaifeng, "My Brother You! Really, I even worked hard on my teeth and sweat pores!"
"Pfft." Li Yuan made a sound, her forehead pressed against the tree trunk and her shoulders trembled while laughing. Peng Xiaoman immediately lost his balance and was about to fall to the ground. "I'm scared to death, Li Shaoxia, you are the foundation of the world, can you be dedicated to your work?!"
"Stop talking and crawl seriously." Li Yuan held back her smile, and raised her hand to support Peng Xiaoman's buttocks, "Don't shake a bag all of a sudden."
"Hey, don't—" I planned to say that you don't pinch my ass.
"Shut up and push up, I've reached this level and if you can't go up, you have no cerebellum."
"Then you can go a little higher..."
"Come on." Li Yuan turned her head and winked at Gou Qi, "Give me a hand."
"One, two, three, let's go."
"I - trough!"
Peng Xiaoman felt that he didn't climb up at all, but was born to be a little chicken and was rounded up and thrown up.Trebuchet?
The fruit on the loquat tree is so dense that it gave people the illusion of osmanthus for a while.The fruits are clustered together, just like the delicate clusters of stamens on the osmanthus tree.Loquat leaves are wide and have blunt edges, giving people a good impression of peace and honesty.Peng Xiaoman knelt on a high branch, pursed his lips, and carefully grabbed the nearest one: "Throw it away!"
Fully equipped.Zhou Yiqing and a group of girls unfolded a few outdated school newspapers underneath, spread them out on the ground and raised their heads, all of them said in clear and thin voices, "Throw it away! Be careful not to drop it!"
Crackling and tossing the bright yellow fruit, with fluffy white hairs, shaking, floating in the moist air of Luzhou like elves, and the leaves are rustling by the wind.Su bowed his waist and picked a small one, peeled the fruit and put it into his mouth with a restrained swallow. After swallowing, he bent his eyes and smiled and said, it's very sweet.
That's not a bad deal.Peng Xiaoman opened up his guts a little, picked up the fruit and threw it down, while holding his breath, he paced up and down the higher branches carefully.Li Yuan was afraid that he would really fall, so she looked up from below, from his angle, unintentionally, she could clearly see the flat almost sunken belly and the faint, well-defined ribs in his wide T-shirt.
Li Yuan didn't know if he was thinking too much, but he felt that every boy had to go through such a special "thin" stage.
The stature is just a word.Thin skeletal body, slender limbs, and sometimes the joints will grow painfully at night.I have been studying at my desk for a long time and my back is a little rickety. I can't pinch a little bit of flesh, like a kite that can go up to the blue sky with the wind. The soul is not heavy, and I feel that I can go anywhere.There is no energy and calories left in the stomach all day long, and it has all hatched into the unrestrained and unrestrained imagination in the mind.Until the weather changes slightly, the wind blows and rains, these specious things are shattered and precipitated, and the talents break through the ground like bamboo shoots, rising day by day, strong, and passively silent as if choking, swallowing passively and restrainingly.
Li Yuan felt that she had skipped the "thin" stage, and things were smashed and shredded early in the morning; but the act of swallowing was limited by experience and vision, and she couldn't control herself well.Chaos and ignorance are no longer counted, nor is worldly sophistication. What's more, it should be the infinite melancholy that is particularly pretentious.
"Bang."
Interrupting her thoughts, Li Yuan flicked her forehead and rolled her eyes upwards, "Damn it, did you do it on purpose?" She caught the round loquat that fell into her clothes with one hand.
"sorry Sorry."
Peng Xiaoman clung tightly to the branch and smiled.The loquat leaf covers his face, separating his face into a cloudy part and a bright part; when his eyes are bent, his crescent-shaped eyelid folds are bent together into a delicate crescent moon, and the bruises around his mouth are still bruised, and his gaze is involuntary He fell to the ground and found that he even had a small canine tooth that was not obvious, "I really didn't mean it."
"Why do I not believe it so much?" Seeing him clasping his hands together and pretending to apologize sincerely, Li Yuan sighed, and clicked her lips: "I'm afraid it won't be stable, so can you stop doing unsettled things if you get too bold?"
"Bros!!"
Suddenly, there was a hurried shout from a long distance, as if blowing a loud and clear revolutionary horn: "Retreat, retreat! Those couples are so stupid that they must fuck up and call the security guards in the guard room! Get down quickly and go away!" !"
You Kaifeng squatted on the ground, with one in his mouth and one in his hand, he grinningly handed over a fresh one to the visitor and said, "Master He? What are you afraid of when Mr. He comes? I will share all the cigarettes with him." It’s root smoke. Hey, let’s try one, it’s sweet.”
Zhou Yiqing shook the heavy bag full of loquats, picked out the two leaves inside and threw them away, "Let's share with Uncle He when he comes, doesn't his little granddaughter often come to play?"
"Sweet, sweet sister." The messenger picked up the fruit and threw it on You Kaifeng's forehead: "The one surnamed Hu! The one who lied to you and Li Yuan last time!"
Hu Bayi was written on the name tag with the surname Hu, who was probably born on Army Day, and had the same name and surname as the hero of a well-known tomb-robbing novel.He is a tall man with a big round head, not to mention his brows and thick hairs, and his face is fierce. He is a master who loves to play tricks behind the students' backs.I quit my job at the Industrial Park in the old city and hired a Lugao gatekeeper. As the saying goes, a new official takes office with three fires, and the old man's strong three-flavor real fire burned directly to his eyebrows. When he met a well-dressed man with a briefcase The ones just nodded in favor, wishing they could lick the car clean for others before sending it out of school.When you meet a student, you don't give a good face to look at people with your nostrils.
Before he came, there were only a few pages in the attendance sheet that violated the school rules in the guard room, and he had memorized it densely after half a month since he came, and he also printed a brand new one. The old man takes care of everything that should be taken care of.Staring at the students with two electronic eyes all day long, he just wanted to catch a big one.
That time when Li Yuan and You Kaifeng were caught smoking by the old class, they were actually sitting in the classroom, the pot came from the sky, and they didn't dare to touch their hands in their pockets. Then, when the whole class turned over the cigarette case and lighter.Put it on the table, the evidence is conclusive.The so-called catching thieves and catching rape on the bed, the two of them were caught with their mouths in their mouths, and Li Yuan's top student had his own halo body protection, so they were not punished too much, and they didn't tell their parents. ,
But You Kaifeng can't figure it out, who the hell is so owed? Let's talk outside?
How can you be so unkind?
The next day, Gou Zhong Qi had lunch in the cafeteria, sat across from him, compared hats to the two of them, curled his eyebrows into a horoscope, pushed his glasses and said with a half-smile, "I heard that I saw you at the school gate. The cigarette case in the two trouser pockets was shaped, so I told the dean directly, and the dean came to tell the old class again."
Hey I'fuck' you uncle.How can you be the vice-principal if you stretch out your hands every day?Even if you check all Lugao students one by one, you can only get two thousand and five a month.
You Kaifeng dropped the spoon and almost lifted the rice plate.
Luzhou Yigao is at the head of Luzhouzhou. Because it is near the river, the soil is moist and rich, so it is most suitable for planting trees. Camphor, poplar, and elm are luxuriant and common, but there are few fruit trees. Occasionally, one or two trees are mixed with them, and the fruits are mostly bitter and difficult. At the entrance, there is only the loquat tree next to the teaching building behind Tingfengyuan, which is a good place to be coveted by all the students every year.The loquat fruit period is only one or two months, and only once a year.Whoever is fast and bold will try something new, and whoever is slow and guilty will be a bastard.
The temptation is too great. It's really not the first time that You Kaifeng and the boys have coaxed some of the class to secretly pick them together. Being suppressed by the sophomores and seniors, no one dared to act like a bird and grab the only one.But it was different in the second year of high school, half pulling the old fritters for fear of being a ghost.Either the treasure is thrown away on the rotten tree, or if you don't grab it, someone else will grab it. Whoever picks it is not a picker?
"Why don't you say goodbye, there must be a lot of people there right now, let's go..." Su Qi took off his glasses and sat with his legs together, speaking softly as if in embarrassment, he put his ponytail behind him and stood up. The palm of the hand was fanning the slender wind by the ear, and the two locks of black hair by the ear were blowing up and down, and a small strand was soaked in sweat, sticking to the slender chin.His eyes seemed to be embedded with a GPS, even if his eyes took a detour around the Second Ring Road, they finally fell softly on Li Yuan's body, "It's so embarrassing to run into someone from the first class."
As the only two top science classes in Luzhou No. [-] High School, the first class and the second class are mutually exclusive, and they only kill each other and don't love each other. That must be an eternal rule that has not changed.In a certain school sports meeting, one used the slogan "Class [-] is not Class [-], don't mistake me for Class [-]" to blatantly joke and satirize. What a class of gods" responded unceremoniously.
There is no literary grace, no Olympic spirit of "long-lasting friendship", and the students in the two classes still seem to celebrate the Miaoli Folk Song Festival, all shouting so loudly that their faces are red and their necks are thick.The playground was full of loud buzzing, and it was only a matter of going to the washbasin to beat the drums to cheer, and the other grades didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they clapped their hands and applauded, turning the good opening ceremony into a monkey show.As a result, the two classes of immortals were so lucky that they became the school leader's post-meeting talk for a year, and they were a joke. They became popular on the post bar for half a month and didn't post a hot post. It was almost sent to the real-time trending search.
Proper Lu Gao's shame.
The Liangzi in the two classes existed inexplicably, and afterwards, the flames became even more intense, and they were on the verge of breaking out.
"Afraid of farts." Lu Qingyuan flicked his wet hair with disdain, and shook his arms, "Let's anal them in the face!"
"That's right." Gou Zhong Qi lowered his black-framed mirror, and seldom coaxed with the hot-headed ones: "The whole class looks like a freshly cut leek field. Why are we afraid of being crushed by our height? You girls Just hide behind."
Peng Xiaoman sucked the yogurt and didn't say a word - he deserved to be teased because he was short.Superficial, fallacious.
"Oh my god." Zhou Yiqing rubbed his nose and laughed: "It's too old, are you all future science and engineering men?"
You Kaifeng snapped his fingers: "The loquats I picked later will be picked first by you girls, so how about leaving some for us guys to try out? Hey, the loquats in this season are the sweetest. There is no such shop after this village! "
The girls stretched their necks and looked at each other, they all laughed and fell silent.
Li Yuan thought they couldn't talk about the topic for a long time, so she stretched her legs like sticks, put her palms behind her back, closed her eyelids lazily, and suddenly leaned back, her lumbar joints creaked twice: "Don't just discuss things that are useless, Hurry up and assign tasks." Pulling back his chin and drooping eyelids, he raised his hand: "Let me say yes first, I don't want to climb the tree, and I can do anything else."
"Aren't you going up?" You Kaifeng has a special ability. He frowned and raised his eyebrows at the same time, with a constipated expression on his face: "You have such good legs and feet, you don't go up a tree? You don't go up, I go up? How dare you let me go up?" What about you?"
Xu Ming swallowed a mouthful of mineral water, and interrupted abruptly: "The tree will hang down forever, and it will be cut in half. It doesn't matter which class it is in the future, and no one will think about it."
Everyone seconded the proposal, laughed narrowly and applauded.
Li Yuan glanced at You Kaifeng with a face of "you are so stupid", "Fucking shit, I have a hard time walking with my height to find my balance. Is it easy to climb a tree? I can't even straighten my waist. You are a white student of physics." gone."
"So." Gou Zhongqi nodded and snapped his fingers, and seconded: "We'd better arrange for the small ones to go up the tree, one to protect the dharma with one head down, one to look up the wind, one to have fast-footed outreach, and one to carefully sort out the results of the battle. "The battle of crossing the river was not as exciting as he said.
"Other things are easy to say, first of all, this one who climbed the tree..."
Lu Qingyuan frowned desperately at You Kaifeng, and pouted towards him, like a Kodak duck with Crayon Shin-chan's eyebrows.
While listening casually, Peng Xiaoman lowered his head and busily disassembled the four corners of the yogurt box, unfolded and flattened it with great difficulty, and squeezed the remaining fudier inside. You Kaifeng was staring at him with eyes fixed on his eyes, and turned his head to look at the people around him, all staring at him with half a smile on his face.The wolf stares at the sheep and the monk stares at the porridge, which is almost the same meaning.
"Why... oh, let me do it?!" Peng Xiaoman pointed at the tip of his nose in amazement, "Hey, I didn't agree! Don't look at me like the general situation is set, I'm afraid."
"You are the most exquisite, you can't justify your figure if you don't climb a tree!" You Kaifeng teased and flattered, and moved his hip closer: "After thinking about it, it seems to be the most suitable for you."
"nowaynowaynoway!" Peng Xiaoman shook his head, and retreated violently, so violently that he wished he could retreat into Li Yuan's arms, "I really don't know how to do it before!"
"I can't teach it!" Judging the situation, You Kaifeng immediately transferred the decision-making power, "Then show your hands to vote, hey, please raise your hand if you agree with Comrade Peng Xiaoman's climbing the tree!"
A circle of people raised their hands in response, and all votes passed without missing a single one.
"Resign to fate, the minority obeys the majority." Li Yuan stretched her arms, and spoke like a narrator in a TV drama, "This is the most fair and reasonable democratic system under the current national conditions."
"Then why not draw lots?!" It's even more fucking fair!
"Because we are too lazy to take paper."
"What the hell is this called a reason? Appeal!"
"The appeal is invalid, and the court will be adjourned." Xu Mingxu swung the judge's hammer and said calmly: "Everyone, get up."
day.
Tingfeng Garden is close to the edge of Luzhou, at the inner west corner of Lu University, and is a deep natural corridor formed between two old red buildings. There is a wooden roof behind the corridor and lush wisterias are planted.If it is the flowering period of wisteria, a small air current passes across the long corridor, blowing up different shades, a bunch of bell-like stamens, causing a rustling sound, like an elegant appearance that is condensed and concreted by the wind.Therefore, when the former former headmaster was 90 years old, he revisited his hometown with a cane, waved his big hand, and casually said "Listen to Fengyuan", and quoted Gu Xiancheng's famous line "The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, the family affairs, the state affairs, and the world. "Caring about everything" was put on the wall to encourage students of Lu Gao Yunyun to be well-informed and knowledgeable, and to be sensitive to the subtleties.
The loquat tree is in a low wall outside the corridor, next to the old ginkgo trees, which are densely packed and bear a bunch of orange and round fruits.Unexpectedly, it is not short. Pulled out from the spot, it is several meters high, and the crown is as huge as an unfolded forest green folding fan.Ordinarily, it is a school treasure, an old tree with high morals and symbolic meaning——
De your mother, if you live to be a hundred years old, you will not be able to escape the death of your wife and children who have picked fruit to eat.
When a group of soldiers and horses took advantage of the free time to "kill" over, there was someone under the tree who took the lead and was busy holding a long stick back and forth, but at least it was not from the enemy's squad, so it was easy to deal with.Lu Qingyuan squinted his eyes, and scanned the men and women not far away on the identification radar, then turned around and said in affirmation: "It's a freshman in high school."Immediately afterwards, still confident, he patted You Kaifeng on the shoulder: It's chop suey, let's go, brother dei.
You Kaifeng got the order, temporarily resigned from everyone, and took the lead in going forward to "outreach".Seeing him from behind, shaking his head and tail like a swish, adding a folding fan looks like the XL version of Ximen Qing.
"Hey, that's weird, are your names engraved on the tree or are you peeing around the circle as a mark?" Mao Cunnan glanced at the silent girl with a bag next to him, probably because he didn't want to lose face in front of his little girlfriend. Er, wiped the tip of his nose and took a big step forward, tilted his head and raised his eyebrows dissatisfied, but then realized that he was half shorter than You Kaifeng, "Why should we go?"
"Based on our sophomore year, you are in the first year of high school." The other party's words were not very pleasing to the ear, rough, but You Kaifeng still had a smile on his face.
"Just because you are one grade higher than us?" The boy couldn't help but sneered, with a raised ending, refusing to follow this set of nonsensical logic.
"No, it depends on the number of us."
You Kaifeng turned his head and snapped his fingers smartly, Xu Ming waved his hand when he saw it, and started in a low voice: "One, two, three, get ready—go."
According to the original agreement, everyone responded by waving their hands to men and women in the distance to show their military power, and at the same time, they smiled politely, self-confidently, neither humble nor overbearing.Those couples of men and women were obviously taken aback, all of them looked wtf—really brought a bunch of fucking people.
To bully others, it is clear to bully more and rely on the old to sell the old.Peng Xiaoman smirked and swayed along with him speechlessly, leaning into the ear of Li Yuan, who was the only one standing with his arms folded and pretending to be like the wind, and asked under his breath, "...is our class always so stinky and shameless?" ?”
"No, only You Kaifeng is shameless." Li Yuan turned her head, "He alone is as shameless as our class envoy."
Peng Xiaoman gave him a thumbs up, turned his head and laughed.
Peng Xiaoman is small, thin, looks like he can run around wildly like a monkey from Emei Mountain.But being fit doesn't mean he's really fit, he just has a good body like going up and down the sea to catch fish and shrimp, but he's actually the life of a weak official.Climbing the tree is completely an unlit skill in life, and I am at a loss.A few boys over 1.8 meters tall came over to surround him in place, and Peng Xiaoman rolled up his sleeves, which he didn't have at all. Suddenly, he felt that the sky was dark and the sun was covered by dark clouds.
"You step on the shoulders of me and Li Yuan, shall we put you up?" Gou Zhong Qi took off the black-framed mirror and stuffed it into his front pocket, and his long and tall phoenix eyes suddenly appeared, " Lu Qingyuan and You Kaifeng are supporting you underneath, please be careful, you'll be fine."
Peng Xiaoman licked his mouth, noncommittal.
Li Yuan turned her shoulders, "It's enough to take off the bottom part, it's a quick fix, and the top part is too high, so don't go on it."
Peng Xiaoman was still guilty: "I might not dare to move when I go up..."
"Oh, don't worry about your heart! Really, there is a spectrum." You Kaifeng patted the tree trunk: "Let me tell you like this, climbing a tree is no more difficult than going to bed, I guarantee you the last time." I fell in love with the feeling of being on top of the world.”
"It's all mine, isn't that the feeling?" Peng Xiaoman raised his eyebrows and laughed.
"That must be, we have so many tea boys for you to command, if it wasn't for being overweight, I would let you ascend the throne?" You Kaifeng waved his hand, "Come, come, don't waste time, there will be more people when the bell rings Come on, hurry up, up, up, up!"
There is no human rights at all to catch ducks on the shelves.
There are not many twigs and leaves on the loquat tree. Under the canopy, there is a smooth, waist-thick trunk.Peng Xiaoman was as light as a chicken. Li Yuan and Gou Zhongqi half squatted and carried him between their left and right shoulders respectively, and then straightened their waists and lifted him up, feeling that they hadn't carried a heavy schoolbag.Peng Xiaoman seemed to be sitting on a human sightseeing machine. As soon as the two stepping stones under him straightened up, he could almost touch the loquat fruit on the tree.Trembling and carefully looking down, it was everyone's black and clean hair tops, and a little bit of star-white scalp——I said in my heart that the King's Landing is true, and You Kaifeng sincerely does not deceive me.
"Hold the branch on the left, the thick one, with your hands." Lu Qingyuan held Peng Xiaoman's ankle with his hands, and raised his head underneath to do scene adjustments, his Adam's apple rose and fell: "Stand on the tree, don't take the front of the tree." The soles of the feet, the soles of the feet."
When Peng Xiaoman doesn't run, he wears a pair of white sneakers that look good, but the friction resistance is too small and they don't grip the ground very well.Of course, I don't grab trees very much.
"I'm going to skate!" I thought it was easy, but Peng Xiaoman jumped down with one kick, and jumped down with one kick, and he couldn't use his strength to climb on the spot, "No, no, no."
"You work hard, push hard! The frequency will go up if it is faster?"
"I did it!" Peng Xiaoman bowed his head and said with great effort to You Kaifeng, "My Brother You! Really, I even worked hard on my teeth and sweat pores!"
"Pfft." Li Yuan made a sound, her forehead pressed against the tree trunk and her shoulders trembled while laughing. Peng Xiaoman immediately lost his balance and was about to fall to the ground. "I'm scared to death, Li Shaoxia, you are the foundation of the world, can you be dedicated to your work?!"
"Stop talking and crawl seriously." Li Yuan held back her smile, and raised her hand to support Peng Xiaoman's buttocks, "Don't shake a bag all of a sudden."
"Hey, don't—" I planned to say that you don't pinch my ass.
"Shut up and push up, I've reached this level and if you can't go up, you have no cerebellum."
"Then you can go a little higher..."
"Come on." Li Yuan turned her head and winked at Gou Qi, "Give me a hand."
"One, two, three, let's go."
"I - trough!"
Peng Xiaoman felt that he didn't climb up at all, but was born to be a little chicken and was rounded up and thrown up.Trebuchet?
The fruit on the loquat tree is so dense that it gave people the illusion of osmanthus for a while.The fruits are clustered together, just like the delicate clusters of stamens on the osmanthus tree.Loquat leaves are wide and have blunt edges, giving people a good impression of peace and honesty.Peng Xiaoman knelt on a high branch, pursed his lips, and carefully grabbed the nearest one: "Throw it away!"
Fully equipped.Zhou Yiqing and a group of girls unfolded a few outdated school newspapers underneath, spread them out on the ground and raised their heads, all of them said in clear and thin voices, "Throw it away! Be careful not to drop it!"
Crackling and tossing the bright yellow fruit, with fluffy white hairs, shaking, floating in the moist air of Luzhou like elves, and the leaves are rustling by the wind.Su bowed his waist and picked a small one, peeled the fruit and put it into his mouth with a restrained swallow. After swallowing, he bent his eyes and smiled and said, it's very sweet.
That's not a bad deal.Peng Xiaoman opened up his guts a little, picked up the fruit and threw it down, while holding his breath, he paced up and down the higher branches carefully.Li Yuan was afraid that he would really fall, so she looked up from below, from his angle, unintentionally, she could clearly see the flat almost sunken belly and the faint, well-defined ribs in his wide T-shirt.
Li Yuan didn't know if he was thinking too much, but he felt that every boy had to go through such a special "thin" stage.
The stature is just a word.Thin skeletal body, slender limbs, and sometimes the joints will grow painfully at night.I have been studying at my desk for a long time and my back is a little rickety. I can't pinch a little bit of flesh, like a kite that can go up to the blue sky with the wind. The soul is not heavy, and I feel that I can go anywhere.There is no energy and calories left in the stomach all day long, and it has all hatched into the unrestrained and unrestrained imagination in the mind.Until the weather changes slightly, the wind blows and rains, these specious things are shattered and precipitated, and the talents break through the ground like bamboo shoots, rising day by day, strong, and passively silent as if choking, swallowing passively and restrainingly.
Li Yuan felt that she had skipped the "thin" stage, and things were smashed and shredded early in the morning; but the act of swallowing was limited by experience and vision, and she couldn't control herself well.Chaos and ignorance are no longer counted, nor is worldly sophistication. What's more, it should be the infinite melancholy that is particularly pretentious.
"Bang."
Interrupting her thoughts, Li Yuan flicked her forehead and rolled her eyes upwards, "Damn it, did you do it on purpose?" She caught the round loquat that fell into her clothes with one hand.
"sorry Sorry."
Peng Xiaoman clung tightly to the branch and smiled.The loquat leaf covers his face, separating his face into a cloudy part and a bright part; when his eyes are bent, his crescent-shaped eyelid folds are bent together into a delicate crescent moon, and the bruises around his mouth are still bruised, and his gaze is involuntary He fell to the ground and found that he even had a small canine tooth that was not obvious, "I really didn't mean it."
"Why do I not believe it so much?" Seeing him clasping his hands together and pretending to apologize sincerely, Li Yuan sighed, and clicked her lips: "I'm afraid it won't be stable, so can you stop doing unsettled things if you get too bold?"
"Bros!!"
Suddenly, there was a hurried shout from a long distance, as if blowing a loud and clear revolutionary horn: "Retreat, retreat! Those couples are so stupid that they must fuck up and call the security guards in the guard room! Get down quickly and go away!" !"
You Kaifeng squatted on the ground, with one in his mouth and one in his hand, he grinningly handed over a fresh one to the visitor and said, "Master He? What are you afraid of when Mr. He comes? I will share all the cigarettes with him." It’s root smoke. Hey, let’s try one, it’s sweet.”
Zhou Yiqing shook the heavy bag full of loquats, picked out the two leaves inside and threw them away, "Let's share with Uncle He when he comes, doesn't his little granddaughter often come to play?"
"Sweet, sweet sister." The messenger picked up the fruit and threw it on You Kaifeng's forehead: "The one surnamed Hu! The one who lied to you and Li Yuan last time!"
Hu Bayi was written on the name tag with the surname Hu, who was probably born on Army Day, and had the same name and surname as the hero of a well-known tomb-robbing novel.He is a tall man with a big round head, not to mention his brows and thick hairs, and his face is fierce. He is a master who loves to play tricks behind the students' backs.I quit my job at the Industrial Park in the old city and hired a Lugao gatekeeper. As the saying goes, a new official takes office with three fires, and the old man's strong three-flavor real fire burned directly to his eyebrows. When he met a well-dressed man with a briefcase The ones just nodded in favor, wishing they could lick the car clean for others before sending it out of school.When you meet a student, you don't give a good face to look at people with your nostrils.
Before he came, there were only a few pages in the attendance sheet that violated the school rules in the guard room, and he had memorized it densely after half a month since he came, and he also printed a brand new one. The old man takes care of everything that should be taken care of.Staring at the students with two electronic eyes all day long, he just wanted to catch a big one.
That time when Li Yuan and You Kaifeng were caught smoking by the old class, they were actually sitting in the classroom, the pot came from the sky, and they didn't dare to touch their hands in their pockets. Then, when the whole class turned over the cigarette case and lighter.Put it on the table, the evidence is conclusive.The so-called catching thieves and catching rape on the bed, the two of them were caught with their mouths in their mouths, and Li Yuan's top student had his own halo body protection, so they were not punished too much, and they didn't tell their parents. ,
But You Kaifeng can't figure it out, who the hell is so owed? Let's talk outside?
How can you be so unkind?
The next day, Gou Zhong Qi had lunch in the cafeteria, sat across from him, compared hats to the two of them, curled his eyebrows into a horoscope, pushed his glasses and said with a half-smile, "I heard that I saw you at the school gate. The cigarette case in the two trouser pockets was shaped, so I told the dean directly, and the dean came to tell the old class again."
Hey I'fuck' you uncle.How can you be the vice-principal if you stretch out your hands every day?Even if you check all Lugao students one by one, you can only get two thousand and five a month.
You Kaifeng dropped the spoon and almost lifted the rice plate.
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