It's not a giant in women's clothing

Put the things brought back from the hospital in the apartment, and go to the school dormitory to get things, because Wei Qingfeng was waiting there, Wu was already a little scared, Si Wen saw it and said: "Don't be afraid, I will go with you."

Wu Ji hurriedly thanked him, and said that he would invite Si Wen to dinner, Si Wen let out an oh, and then looked thoughtful.

"What are you thinking?" Wu Ji asked.

Si Wen: "I want you to treat me to something to eat. I'm craving lobster recently."

Wu Ji thought about the balance on his Alipay, and persuaded: "The lobster is so pitiful, why do you want to eat it? Why don't you eat some radish and green vegetables?"

Si Wen looked him up and down, especially at his fair neck, and said lightly, "I have an idea that will save you money."

"What?" Wu Ji looked expectant.

Si Wen: "Please let me eat you."

After talking about Si Wen, he regretted it, how could he eat Wu Ji?It's not that I'm in love with someone, so it's really appropriate to eat so casually?

So he didn't look at Wu's already pale face, and instead said: "Soaked noodles."

The combination of these two sentences is "Please let me eat your instant noodles", which is much more normal. Although Si Wen doesn't like instant noodles, he won't die if he eats a bowl once in a while.

After Wu Ji heard what was said later, his complexion returned to normal. He wiped the sweat that appeared on his forehead at an unknown time, and said sincerely: "Okay, let me tell you, I am the best at instant noodles! Especially the one who □ Braised noodles! When we get back with something, I'll soak it for you!"

Si Wen with a cold face because he doesn't like instant noodles: "Oh, wait and see."

When he arrived at Wu Ji's dormitory, Wei Qingfeng was indeed waiting. When he saw Si Wen, he said hostilely, "Outsiders are not allowed to enter our dormitory, please come out."

Si Wen rolled up his sleeves and asked Wei Qingfeng: "If I don't go out, are you going to do it?"

Wei Qingfeng looked at the muscles on Si Wen's arm, and recalled the experience of being forced out of the ward by him that day, so he faltered, "No, I will go to the supervisor."

Si Wen: "Then you go."

"You wait for me!"

After Wei Qingfeng left this sentence, he really went to the dorm manager, while Si Wen pulled Wu Ji to quickly pack up his things. Although Wu Ji had a lot of things, he had two big suitcases, stuffed them It's almost full.

Carrying the rest of the things in your hands, one suitcase for each person, it feels a bit harmonious like this.

The two were about to take their things and leave, but Wei Qingfeng came with the housekeeper. Seeing their posture, he was stunned, and asked Wu Ji coldly: "Are you going to move out?"

"Well, I'm sorry!" Wu Ji lowered his head, not daring to look at Wei Qingfeng, as if he had made a big mistake and was very unreasonable.

Wei Qingfeng turned his head and asked the dormitory supervisor: "Teacher, can the students move out privately?"

Custodian: "Yes."

"Yes?" Wei Qingfeng was dumbfounded, he thought that the housekeeper was his ally and would try his best to prevent Wu Ji from moving out.

This is how to do?

At this time, the dormitory manager added: "However, the accommodation fee is still required. Is there anything else I can do? If I don't, I will leave."

With an idea, Wei Qingfeng pointed at Si Wen and said, "Teacher, I suspect that he stole things from our dormitory."

Wu Ji became angry all of a sudden: "Wei Qingfeng, don't go too far!"

Si Wen was very calm, "Tell me, what did you steal?"

The housekeeper looked at Wei Qingfeng, waiting for him to speak.

Wei Qingfeng turned his head to think for a while and said, "A pair of yellow pants."

The reason why he said this pair of trousers was because he bought them and forcibly gave them to Wu Ji.

But now he has changed his mind. In order to frame Si Wen, he took the initiative to put the pair of pants under his own name.

"Didn't you give me that pair of pants?" Wu Ji asked.

Wei Qingfeng smiled faintly, "I just lent it to you to wear, I didn't let you take it away, said, did Si Wen secretly stuff it into the suitcase?"

"Is this the one you're talking about?" Si Wen said, picking up a pair of pants from Wu Ji's bed in disgust. They were yellow.

He shook it in front of them, then threw it back, "I think these pants are too ugly, so I threw them here, and these two pairs of shoes, so aesthetic, tsk tsk!"

Wei Qingfeng's expression was ugly, because he also bought those two pairs of shoes for Wu Ji, of course it was according to his aesthetics.

The housekeeper could see that Wei Qingfeng was just looking for trouble, he shook his head slightly, saying that he still had something to do and left.

Wei Qingfeng glared at Si Wen, then looked at Wu Ji, and said affectionately: "Wu Ji, why do you hate me so much? Is there something wrong with me? Tell me, and I will change."

Wu Ji: "Wei Qingfeng, you are enough, I am not gay, how many times do you need me to say it before you understand?"

Wei Qingfeng nodded, "Okay, you're not gay, I beg you to stay, okay?"

Wu Ji shook his head, "Sorry, I dare not stay."

He is very afraid of Wei Qingfeng now, afraid that if he stays, he will be devoured by the other party.

"Okay! Very good! If you don't stay, do you want to live with this guy?" Wei Qingfeng asked, he didn't take Wu Ji's "I'm not gay" to heart at all, so he asked such a question naturally.

Wu didn't answer anymore, he didn't want to answer, so he took the suitcase and walked out first, followed by Si Wen.

Wei Qingfeng said to Si Wen's back: "You wait, I, Wei Qingfeng, will definitely make you regret it."

Si Wen stopped and turned to look at him, his eyes were extremely cold, which made Wei Qingfeng's heart go cold.

On the way to the apartment, Wu was silent, Si Wen patted him on the shoulder, and asked gently: "Did you forget the instant noodles?"

"I haven't forgotten." Wu Ji answered lightly and forced a smile.

Si Wen: "Then when I pass by the supermarket later, I'll go buy instant noodles. You wait outside, what else do you want to buy?"

Wu Ji thought for a while and said, "Eggs, tomatoes, onions... By the way, I want to drink Sprite, what do you want?"

Si Wen: "Drink Sprite too."

Back at the apartment, Wu Ji carried the things he bought and ran to the kitchen. Si Wen walked over and stood at the door watching him busy. While Wu Ji was washing onions, Si Wen's eyes accidentally fell on his buttocks. When I saw it, I couldn't help but look at it a few more times, and secretly praised in my heart: It's so beautiful!

Feeling a bit perverted, I blamed myself for a while, turned around and went back to the living room to read a book.

But within ten minutes, two servings of hot instant noodles came out of the oven, and the two of them sat around the dining table to eat one each.

"Is it delicious?" Seeing that Si Wen took two bites, Wu Ji asked expectantly.

Si Wen: "It's okay."

"Just okay?" Wu Ji was not satisfied with such an evaluation.

Si Wen added his comment indifferently: "I have never eaten such delicious instant noodles when I grow up."

"It's more or less the same!" Wu Ji said, and happily went to eat instant noodles.

After eating the instant noodles and finishing the Sprite, Si Wen raised his eyes and stared at Wu Ji.

"What are you looking at me for?" Wu Ji was very uncomfortable.

Si Wen: "Have you eaten enough?"

"Yeah." For some reason, Wu Ji panicked.

Si Wen: "Go and give me women's clothing."

"!!!" Wu finally knew why he panicked. It turned out that there was still such a thing waiting for him. If Si Wen didn't say anything, he almost forgot about having to dress Si Wen as a woman twice.

However, since there are only the two of them in the huge apartment, wouldn't it be very ambiguous for him to show Si Wen dressed as a woman?

No, as a straight man, he would never allow himself to do this.

So he bit the bullet and said, "Si Wen, I'm not in a good condition right now, how about tomorrow?"

Si Wen heard the words and directly wrote a poem: "Tomorrow will be tomorrow, and there will be so many tomorrows."

"You... have a really high level of education." Wu Ji was dumbfounded.

Si Wen didn't answer his words, but stood up and said: "Tomorrow is tomorrow, what do you want to wear, I will bring it to you tomorrow."

"Is it okay not to wear it?" Wu Ji asked pitifully.

Si Wen looked him up and down, and then asked, "You mean, to meet each other sincerely?"

"I mean, can I not wear women's clothes!" Wu already broke down a little.

Si Wen thought for a while and made a concession: "Two women's clothing is changed to one time. This is my bottom line. Wu Ji, you have to be a trustworthy person."

"Okay, just once, then I'll wear it..." Wu was lost in thought. After a while, he didn't tell Si Wen the answer, but stretched out his hand, "Give me 1000 yuan, and I'll go buy it myself."

Si Wen didn't hesitate, and paid generously. After all, he wanted to see Wu Ji's women's clothing, so he should naturally pay for it.

After giving the money, Si Wen left another sentence: "Don't forget to live broadcast tonight." Then he went back to school. As he said before, he usually lives on campus and rarely comes to the apartment, but in the future, I'm afraid he will come more often Patronize.

In the evening, Wu has indeed started broadcasting. The 200M internet speed made him look not as good as before. He even ate chicken once while playing "PUBG Mobile", and the audience began to boo——

"This is not my goose, give up your seat and let him play!"

"Anchor, where did you buy it? Ask for an introduction!"

"It was agreed to fall into a box together! Goose, you let me down, blah blah!"

Seeing this, Si Wen casually sent out a rhythm storm, and soon, the live broadcast room was flooded with a bullet screen: "Isn't the dumb goose great? Mine."

I regret it after posting it, what is it called me?He has no intention of taking Wu Ji as his own at all!

If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for being cheap, accidentally typing such words.

Seeing this barrage, many viewers began to respond——

"Learn about Yun Aiai."

"Who is it, Zai Xiao misses my wife?"

"siwen23333333333!"

Si Wen was very thick-skinned and didn't bother to talk to them. At this time Wu already said: "Thank you siwen233 for the rhythm storm. Besides, I am not yours. If you talk nonsense, I will bite you!"

Hearing this, Si Wen raised his eyebrows, this little fellow, is he so courageous that he dared to bite him?

Because of this sentence, the live broadcast room boiled again——

"I want the goose to bite me too, I'm already lying down, come and bite me!"

"siwen233 talk nonsense, let the goose bite you! Remember to wash it!"

"The goose is talking about the one biting the apple. What bad things are you thinking about? Disgusting!"

Si Wen looked at these terrible bullet screens, raised his forehead, and was about to do something, but Wu Ji over there hastily downloaded it, obviously because his mentality had collapsed.

After a while, Wu Ji specially sent a WeChat message to explain: "The bite I'm talking about is not that bite."

Si Wen: "I understand, kneel down."

Wu Ji: "..."

Because of this incident, Si Wen had a dirty dream at night, it was a woman's dress and biting, it shouldn't be too bad.

The next day, I dragged my tired body to the apartment with a very clear purpose, to see Wu Ji's women's clothing.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Wu Ji: If you talk nonsense again, I will bite you!

Si Wen: What did you bite?

Wu Ji: I will bite you.

Si Wen: Speak up.

Wu Ji: I bite you, I bite you, I bite you!

Si Wen: Satisfied.