It's not a giant in women's clothing

Wu Ji is still live broadcasting at station b, and still has the nickname of Dull Goose. Although he has not broadcast live in the past two years, he still has more than 3 fans following him, so his live broadcast of the game this time has not a small number of viewers. There are already more than 2000 viewers.

At this moment, they are happily scrolling through the barrage——

"The return of the missing!"

"Why are you on my ancestor's watchlist?"

"siwen233?! Damn! They're still together! The goose actually called him husband! So sweet, so sweet!"

"Kick over this bowl of dog food and reach out for candy."

"Hi, hello, hello, hello!"

Si Wenzao used the computer to open the live broadcast room and watched the barrage, and gave a small TV as a gift.

After a while Wu Ji said: "Thank you husband for the small TV, I will give you one as a reward!"

Si Wen coughed lightly, "It's started."

The director of this bureau is an illiterate woman, Wu Ji, the gardener, the other two survivors are a doctor and a stewardess, and the supervisor is the director of the factory.

"Why is it so dark?" Si Wen was stunned as soon as he entered the game. Although he had read the introduction of the blind girl before and knew that his vision would be poor when playing this character, he didn't expect it to be so serious.

Wu Ji chuckled, "Blind girls are like this, husband, please don't give me blood."

Si Wen responded calmly: "It's hard to say whether I will give it away, but I got your first blood."

Of course, this first blood is not the first blood in the game. Wu already stopped talking when he heard the words, but the reaction in the live broadcast room was very big——

"Mom, why can't I understand what they are talking about?"

"Honey, you'll know when you grow up."

"Fuck, I want to know now!"

"Why did you talk to my wife? See if I don't shoot you to death!"

"Hahaha, a group of actors in front!"

"Hey, I want the blood of the goose too!"

"No, go away!"

Si Wen didn't pay much attention to the barrage right now. He was concentrating on the game and used his skills for a while. When he saw the location of the factory director, he was actually very close to him, so he had to turn around and walk away.

After finally finding a cipher machine, he quickly started to decipher, but after deciphering for a while, there was a movement in his heart, and the factory director was nearby.

Where is it?Si Wen looked around, but couldn't find the factory manager because of his dark field of vision, but the reaction in his heart became more and more intense, which meant that the factory manager was getting closer and closer to him, and might even have spotted him and was coming to kill him .

He ran away in a hurry, but unexpectedly he collided with the oncoming factory director, who turned around and beat him to death.

Wu has worried, "Husband, are you okay?"

Si Wen: "It's so good to beat me, I want to do it again." He said so, but he ran away desperately, and escaped from the factory manager's sight by chance.

Wu Ji: "Husband, do you like being beaten so much? Are you an m? Then prepare a whip in the office tomorrow and let me beat you up? I promise to make you feel good."

Si Wen: "Okay, I want to see who is the person who is so cool."

Wu Ji: "Well, I don't want the whip, it's too heavy."

Studio--

"Hahahaha, I'm so stupid!"

"Do you really want to try Office Whip Play? It's interesting!"

"Count b, counter attack him!"

The game continued, the cooldown time of Si Wen's skills was up, use it decisively, yes, the factory manager is far away from him this time.

However, before he was happy for a few seconds, Wu was beaten to the brim by the factory manager. Si Wenxin said something bad, and turned around and rushed towards them.

He had a premonition that Wu would be knocked down and taken away.

Sure enough, more than ten seconds later, Wu fell to the ground, and the factory manager unceremoniously hung him on the balloon and walked to the nearest carnival chair.

At this time, Si Wen had already arrived, and the factory manager had just tied Wu Ji to the chair, so Si Wen ran over, tricked the factory manager into attacking him, and quickly untied Wu Ji.

Wu Ji ran away in embarrassment, and Si Wen followed closely behind. The reason why Si Wen did this was of course to protect Wu Ji. This little guy is now bloody, and as for him, the factory director wants to knock him down. Normally, it takes two to beat him. Down.

There are exceptions, such as now, because the factory manager is too close, Si Wen had to climb over the wall, but he was slow to climb over the wall, the factory manager rushed over in two steps, and went down with one stick, triggering the "fear and awe", he directly fell to the ground.

Strapped to a carnival chair.

"It's embarrassing." Si Wen said sadly.

Wu already hovered nearby, "Honey, do you want me to save you?"

Si Wen: "No need, go where it's safe and cool."

Wu Ji: "You are safest here."

Si Wen: "Anyway, just don't come to save me, you can watch me go to heaven."

Wu Ji: "That can't be done, the kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring. You saved me just now, and I will definitely save you, husband!"

Si Wen was silent for a while, and asked back: "The fountain will reciprocate...do you have a lot of water?"

Wu Ji: "mmp! I can't save you, you can fend for yourself!"

Although he said so, he still ran over, and the stewardess also rushed over. He shot the factory director, and Wu Ji rushed to save him.

This wave was very beautiful, and the three escaped perfectly. Wu Ji ran after Si Wen and said, "How is it? Are you moved?"

Si Wen: "I am touched, tomorrow the office will repay your life-saving grace."

"How to repay?" Wu Ji was curious.

Si Wen: "Satisfies your desire for all postures?"

Wu Ji panicked: "Don't, don't be like this, there are many children in the live broadcast room!"

Si Wen: "Yes, how about we discuss the profound friendship between the two comrades Marx and Engels?"

Wu Ji: "I should have watched you go to heaven just now."

Si Wen: "If you do that."

Wu Ji: "Huh?"

Si Wen: "I can only make harassing calls to you."

Wu Ji: "Shameless! Don't touch me tomorrow!"

Studio--

"???"

"??????"

"But what if I just want to touch you?"

"Touch? How to touch? Where to touch? Where to touch?"

Si Wen smiled faintly, "What do you say if you encounter it?"

Wu Ji: "It makes you want to stop."

As soon as Wu Ji finished speaking, the live broadcast room became a sea of ​​joy.

The rest of this round went smoothly, and nothing happened to the four survivors, and they all escaped.

In the game lobby, Wu Ji asked Si Wen: "Honey, what's the next round?"

Si Wen thought for a while and replied: "I think blind girls are fine."

Wu Ji: "How about we make a bet?"

Si Wen raised his eyebrows, "What bet?"

Wu Ji: "I bet you will be caught by the regulators and sent to heaven."

Si Wen smiled, "Okay, what if not?"

He always felt that Wu was trying to die, and he was happy to hear about it.

Wu Ji: "If not, I will do whatever you ask me to do tomorrow; if so, you will listen to me tomorrow!"

Si Wen smiled even wider, "Okay."

Studio--

"This is a bet with py!"

"What does py mean, teacher?"

"Xiao Ming, have you seen the door? Get out!"

In the second round, Si Wen was still the blind girl, Wu Ji was the striker, and the other two were a nurse and a stewardess.

Si Wen asked Wu Ji: "Are you planning to hit someone with a striker?"

Wu Ji: "No, I use the striker to escape, I have to live a little longer, and it depends on you going to heaven."

Si Wen: "You are very bold."

When the game started, Si Wen just used his skill Wu Ji and then said, "Honey, what did you have for dinner tonight?"

"Didn't you eat it?" Si Wen replied casually, glanced at the position of the supervisor Jack, and ran towards a cipher machine in the distance.

Wu Ji: "Then what do I smell like?"

Si Wen: "Probably the smell of milk. You must have been a cow in your previous life, right?"

Wu Ji: "Then you must have been a hen in your previous life, your body smells like eggs."

"..." Si Wen didn't know how to answer these words.

The audience in the live broadcast room will be laughed to death by them——

"So how did the cow and the chicken get together in this life?"

"Hahahaha two wise men!"

Wu continued to chat: "Husband, have you taken a shower yet?"

Of course, Si Wen knew why Wu Ji was so good at chatting. He wanted to disturb him and affect his performance, but Jack caught him, and he didn't care. The taste of lemon, do you want to have a bite?"

Wu Ji: "Don't eat, you can eat by yourself."

Si Wen: "Don't you eat me and I eat you?"

Wu Ji: "If you continue like this, I'm afraid my live broadcast room will be blocked."

Si Wen: "Then I'll hang a big screen on the People's Square where people come and go, and let you live broadcast there every day, how about it?"

Wu Ji: "Not at all, we are full of swear words, and we will definitely be caught by then... ah!"

Wu Ji yelled suddenly, because Jack hit him, and fell to the ground after a few seconds.

Wu Ji complained: "It's all your fault, you kept talking to me, and I was caught by Jack!"

Si Wen smiled, "Well, well, it's all my fault."

Wu Ji: "Hmph, what do you think we should do?"

Si Wen: "Shall I save you?"

Wu Ji: "Otherwise? Do you still want to watch me go to heaven?"

Si Wen didn't answer, but went straight to Wu Ji. At this time, Wu Ji was already tied to the carnival chair, and Jack was waiting beside him.

Wu Ji laughed, "Honey, don't give away the head."

Si Wen: "Isn't that just what you want?"

As he spoke, Si Wen ran to Wu Ji and untied him, but he ran away in a hurry before one-third of the untie was untied. There was the sound of Jack stretching out his claws behind him, but unfortunately the claws didn't hit him.

What Si Wen wanted was this effect, he hurried back to save people, and then left with Wu Ji.

Jack was angry and chased after Si Wen. Although Jack had short hands, he walked very fast, and he caught up with him in a short while, and his claws were covered in blood.

Si Wen: "I'm afraid I want to cool off."

Wu Ji did not speak, but wandered around, not knowing what to do.

What Si Wen said was right, after more than ten seconds, Jack caught him again and fell to the ground.

Jack hung him on the balloon and was about to take him away, but Wu Ji suddenly rushed over with a football in his arms, but unfortunately, he passed by and didn't hit Jack.

Si Wen: "Brother, you are not an actor, are you?"

"I turn a blind eye to the one who should cooperate with you in the performance, and force a person who loves you the most to improvise!" Wu Ji suddenly sang.

Si Wen chose to remain silent.

Studio--

"Is the dumb goose real or fake?"

"Fake rescue, Jack didn't move at all just now!"

"I feel sorry for siwen2333333!"

"So is this a confession? Goose, I accept your confession! Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau now?"

Unexpectedly, at this time Wu Ji said very aggrieved: "I really saved it just now! But I really can't save it!"

However, Si Wen had already seen through everything, "Little guy, you've turned bad."