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It can be said that Zhu Xingwang's first day at university was not smooth. It was raining continuously that day, and S City, which was already smoggy all year round, seemed even more gloomy and lifeless. At first, Zhu Xingwang planned to report by himself. After all, the school left His home is not too far away, but Zhu Fugui firmly disagrees. For the first college student in his family who passed the exam, Lao Zhu attaches great importance to it. He specially closed the shop and drove the truck that originally transported pigs to personally send him to school.

Like Zhu Fugui, Yu Duoduo, Zhu Fafa, Zhu Fugui's mother, Yu Duoduo's father, Zhu Xingwang's third aunt, second uncle, and all the younger generations in the family who have not yet entered university.

So, amidst the roar of the truck, their family drove into the campus in such a mighty way. Why did the security guards at the gate not do anything about it? In the campus we moved to, there were already a lot of trucks pulling goods, not to mention that Zhu Fugui had the temperament of a contractor, wearing a towel with holes in it, a cigarette with a bare butt in his mouth, and authentic local suburban dialect. Kill people, pigs block and kill pigs.

On the first day of school, there were a lot of cars coming to pick up the students, so it was hard to find a parking space, but Zhu Fugui, relying on the murderous spirit accumulated over the years and the natural anger of the pig truck, managed to get a seat at the place closest to the reporting point. And no car dares to enter within a radius of ten meters.

At that time, there were not many students reporting. The brothers and sisters who had been dozing off in the reporting booth suddenly felt dark clouds over the city, and the murderous aura was approaching. Their ignorant eyes had not been fully opened, and they saw a circle of five to 50-year-olds. All men, women and children stared at them motionlessly with scorching eyes.

"This, this," one of the senior brothers looked at the report board on the table before he was sure that he hadn't crossed over. He looked at the circle of demons and ghosts, swallowed, and calmed down and said, "You are the parents of the students, right? Freshman report office, let the students handle it by themselves."

"I know."

"Let's just see if we don't talk."

"You can't see us."

Zhu Xingwang's family chatted in a hurry, fully displaying their usual chattering levels when buying vegetables and bargaining, and completely ignored the existence of Zhu Xingwang, the protagonist.

Zhu Xingwang was very ashamed. Although his face was a little dark and he couldn't see the redness, but the feeling of fever went straight to his head. When handing in the notice, the teacher looked at the group in the circle Ren Ma said with emotion: "Student, you are just going to school, and you are not revealing the imperial list. Seeing that your family is nervous."

When receiving the bank card, the officer in charge explained: "This card is given to you by the school for free. There is no money in it. You don't need so many people to come and get it."

When the dormitory was assigned, the little senior sister on the side smiled awkwardly: "This, it must be assigned to the boys' dormitory, and there is absolutely no mistake."

There are no more than ten people who are in charge of reception at the reporting office of their department, but Zhu Xingwang's big family of more than a dozen people completely occupies this base area, so that for a long time, their instructors have to notify each time Future freshmen are not allowed to bring more than three family members, otherwise they will be blacklisted by their department.

After that, Zhu Xingwang's family started to visit the campus. They came here with great curiosity, but they didn't expect that the school had just built a new campus for a year, that is, it had completed teaching. As well as the place of accommodation, everything else is not fully equipped, and I heard that the designer is from the southern Anhui school, and he insists on creating a misty and elegant style in the great north.

Looking at the rows of gray buildings, Zhu Fugui couldn't help touching his stubble several times, then slapped his head suddenly, and said: "Isn't this what the big graveyard in our hometown looks like, look It's all gray, and the surroundings are high and the middle is low, son, I say you should be careful when you go to school in this place."

"It's okay, our sons can be afraid of this evil spirit. Mom has already sewed several blessings of safety into the quilt. Don't be afraid of anything. If you can't, bring your dad's pig-killing knife." Yu Duoduo comforted.

"Hey, what are you worried about?" Zhu Fafa pointed to a tower on the square in front of him and said, "Isn't that the Tower of Demon Suppression? Look, there is a symbol on it. The school has already figured out how to do it."

When Zhu Xingwang first came in, he was already a little disappointed when he saw the gray and bald area. His family made him feel even more uncomfortable because of his family's slang. , but a swaying clock, but Zhu Xingwang became more and more panicked as he looked at it. A gust of wind blew, and his muscular figure of 1 meters swayed like a small willow three times.

After seeing off the big family, Zhu Xingwang was finally able to wake up alone. He began to carry his luggage to the dormitory. When he reached the door, he looked at the names of the other three people on the door of the dormitory: Gu Dong, Yu Chi, Pang Tiantian.

"It's not as nice as my name," Zhu Xingwang complained in his heart. He put his luggage away, and then found that he was the first to come to this dormitory. It's okay to stay around, so he just went out for a stroll.

Zhu Xingwang knew that there would be a plenary meeting in an hour, so he took this time to figure out the route from the cafeteria-library-teaching building-playground. Anyway, the roads of this school are all straight, and his shop has not yet opened. The street was complicated, so he arrived in the classroom 10 minutes early and began to wait for the first meeting of the whole grade.

He chose a liberal arts major, and there were many girls in the first place. Zhu Xingwang sat in the last row, watching the energetic and youthful girls coming in one after another at the door of the classroom. It is extremely disturbing for the boys, but Zhu Xingwang is not an ordinary boy, he is more eager to blend into this group, but if you want to talk about the three words of falling in love, Zhu Xingwang will be very excited when you think of it. He can write tens of thousands of words of postmodernist lyric poems, but he can't express the slightest bit of entanglement, melancholy, restlessness and hesitation in his heart.

Of course, there are boys too, and soon the last two rows became a gathering place for male students. Everyone has just escaped from the sea of ​​suffering in high school, and everyone has held back their words for three years. If you want to say a normal woman It is equal to five hundred ducks, and the man who talks a lot is at least two hundred and five ducks. Although he is inferior to the huge number of girls in the front and a strong foundation, he is also unique and enjoys talking about himself.

As for the two people who seem special, one is Zhu Xingwang, after all he is too embarrassed to talk, and the other is an unknown boy who is wearing glittering gold and wearing sunglasses at seven o'clock in the evening. Like a chicken.

After the instructor came over and chatted about routines such as discipline and class, everyone began to introduce themselves briefly.

Among the various people introduced, some are lively, some are calm, some are humorous, some are sweet, some are cheerful, but they are all generous. Until Zhu Xingwang, when he stood up, he attracted everyone's attention. Attention, besides Zhu Xingwang's thick eyebrows and big eyes, a typical northern man's appearance, made some girls have a good impression of him at first.

It’s just because of Zhu Xingwang’s personality, he stood up and bowed his head, and said after completing the task: “My name is Zhu Xingwang, I’m 19 years old this year.” He sat down quickly, and when he was reading his name, due to the shadow from before, both Xingwang and Xingwang were confused. The pronunciation of this word is very shallow, so most people heard "My name is Zhu Xinpan", and they couldn't help but quietly laughed.

After hearing this, Zhu Xingwang buried his face even deeper.

Soon, when the man with sunglasses introduced himself, he took out a red wine glass out of nowhere, shaking the wine glass with one hand like Parkinson, and touched the beer bottle on his chest with the other. Da Jade said in a tone of arrogance like a dragon and a tiger: "I am the sky." Then she sat down as boldly as the sun and the moon.

The entire classroom was silent, and even a marginalized person like Zhu Xingwang couldn't help thinking to himself: Is this person a fool?