I'm Raking in Billions in the Aristocracy

Ao Miao loves to eat grass: @水向与锦鱼, you are poisonous carp, I have a special way to hear the voices of cats and dogs, do you want to have a linkage?

Immediately afterwards, he reposted his meager post and circled the second person at the same time.The screen name is very unfamiliar, and after clicking in, there is no special content, it seems to be an ordinary netizen.

"What does this mean? Can you hear animals talking?" Someone didn't understand.But usually at such times, there will always be old drivers who seem to know astronomy and geography in the comment area to answer everyone's doubts.

"I have a little impression that this Bozhu is very amazing. He is the manager of a pet store who helps people find lost cats and dogs. Didn't there be a popular post before~ Said that the cat at home was lost, and it was this Bozhu who worked so hard to find it .It only took a day!"

"That's okay? Didn't I just find a cat?"

"People are not looking for it in an ordinary way, they are looking for it by listening to the cat's inner voice."

"This is interesting..."

Under the leadership of the caring people, the topic in the comment area was quickly opened.And this pet owner named Ao Miao who loves to eat grass has gradually come into everyone's sight.At the same time, everyone also understood why he wanted to link up with Yun Zheng's koi trumpet.

It’s just a simple thing, someone asked him to help find a cat, he had a sudden whim, asked that person to come to Yun Zheng’s koi trumpet, and asked for a koi, by the way, he was the one who found it faster, or Yun Zheng Calculate quickly.

Didn't everyone say that Yunzheng was straight-up?He must be able to figure out where the lost cat is.

"Folk Stranger vs. Metaphysics Master? Suddenly, I'm looking forward to it."

"I've never seen a poisonous carp take care of such a thing. I really want to see if he can really figure it out."

"I don't think it will be taken care of. Didn't you find out that the poisonous carp has not been active recently."

"It is clear that you have not been active all the time, and the realm of the master is different. How can ordinary people understand it?"

"I'm busy making money! Didn't look at the wealth list? Ten million in three months, and it's a lot of money if someone just sends a koi. How can there be time to toss about these trivial matters?"

It was okay at the beginning, but then it got a bit sour.However, no matter whether these people are intentional or unintentional, the matter of finding cats in the competition has indeed attracted the attention of many people.

That night, as soon as Yun Zheng logged into the koi trumpet, his phone was shaken to death by various reminders from ait and private messages.After waiting for several minutes, the vibration gradually stopped. After finally regaining his composure, Yun Zheng checked carefully, and the first name that came into his eyes was Ao Miao who wanted to eat grass.

This id is quite familiar.Yun Zheng recalled it for a while, and immediately realized who this person was, and couldn't help chuckling.

That's quite a celebrity.And a few years later, it was the kind of well-known, very well-known certified big v on Weibo, and even the TV station interviewed her.

If Yunzheng remembered correctly, Ao Miao seemed to have published a book before his accident in his previous life.And his so-called supernatural power is actually a very marginal setting.If it is explained scientifically, it is meticulous and extremely familiar with the habits of cats and dogs.And speaking of fantasy, it is born to be able to read the hearts of cats and dogs.

And this person is also smart, talking nonsense when he sees people, and talking nonsense when he sees ghosts.Obviously he became famous for his novelty, but later he was able to whitewash himself as some kind of animal master in front of the officials, while maintaining his mystery in the eyes of the public.

Yun Zheng remembered that in the previous life, the beloved cat of the eldest lady of the Chen family in Yanjing was lost, so he asked this person to come and find it.Later, Ao Meow really found it, and it took three days.

When Miss Chen was happy, she directly tipped 100 million.At that time, this matter was still trending on Weibo.

At the end of the recollection, Yun Zheng simply flipped through Ao Miao's current meager account, completely unable to understand what this person was looking for him for.

If you are looking for a cat, you will be looking for a cat. If you don't get along with a metaphysical thin master, I'm afraid you are sick.And what's funny is that his metaphysics is not wrong. The man who shouted that the cat was lost, his horoscope showed that he didn't have a cat at all.

What kind of hexagram is he for something that doesn't exist?

Yun Zheng blocked it immediately after reading it.He has a lot of things to do at the end of the year, the school has final exams, and he may still participate in the meager annual feast, and he can't let go of the videos and live broadcasts of the gourmet account. He can't help but worry about Gu Yan's body. Never slack off.

Compared with Gu Yan, who has grown two centimeters taller recently, Yun Zheng couldn't help frowning, and the worry in his heart was even heavier.He always felt that apart from being tall and handsome, Gu Yan didn't move at all.If it wasn't for the fear that his stomach would be overwhelmed, Yun Zheng would have wished to feed him ten meals a day with his own hands.

Therefore, Yun Zheng has so many things to do, how can he have time to deal with a middle-aged psychopath who is just looking for trouble.I didn't even bother to complain about "go into science and find out" to Aomiao, so I just pretended I didn't see it.

However, Yun Zheng didn't want to find trouble, but the matter was unwilling to let him go.

Originally, Yunzheng Koi's ranking on the Fortune Gang attracted everyone's attention, otherwise Ao Miao would not be begging for nothing to forcibly touch the porcelain and take advantage of Yunzheng's popularity.For many people who eat melons, all they can see is the most superficial things. Therefore, Yun Zheng's laziness seems a bit weak in the eyes of others.In particular, that Ao Miao has been making a high-profile rant, which makes it more and more obvious that Yun Zheng is showing weakness.

But even so, most of the more active people have no intention of following suit.

For metaphysics, it is better to believe in its existence than in its non-existence.Yun Zheng's koi trumpet looks inconspicuous, but in fact it has a different world.There was an idler who privately tested the common attention objects of himself and some famous big Vs, but found that many big Vs who were regarded as extremely tall in the eyes of the public were all paying attention to Yunzheng's koi trumpet by coincidence. .

Even those so-called gods and goddesses, the rich second generation all admire Yunzheng Koi trumpet extremely, even if other people don't believe it in their hearts, under the current situation, they will not show it clearly.

What's more, who wouldn't run into a bad luck, even if it wasn't a big Mercury retrograde, losing all Happy Beans would be enough to be angry.

Therefore, this provocation, which was originally planned to be vigorous and vigorous, ended up being nothing, except for a few ripples, not even a single wave was stirred up.

"This poisonous carp is too weird!" In the friend group, Ao Miao loves to eat grass and complains to his best friends.

"I don't understand either. It stands to reason that most people wouldn't tolerate this kind of thing. But the poisonous carp has this kind of reaction. Could it be that he is really some kind of supernatural being?"

"Even a real god is worth fighting for. Now is the time when the Internet celebrity circle is weak, and those who sing and dance are already tired of aesthetics. The stalk of Ao Miao's reading mind and finding pets is very gimmick. If you want to be on the top, just watch Now."

"I also know, why don't we plan to touch the porcelain poisonous carp? But people don't respond." After a pause, Ao Miao's expression in front of the computer also became subtle: "I now wonder if this poisonous carp is in the upper class At that time, I also used the same method as I do now, so I avoided it."

After typing this sentence, regardless of what other gay friends said, the more Ao Miao thought about it, the more she felt that this was the case.In fact, he was looking for Yunzheng on purpose, as long as Yunzheng responded, he would have a way to take the opportunity to take the position.But Yun Zheng acted as if he hadn't seen it, and didn't even open the private message, which made him even more speechless.

Ao Meow himself doesn't believe in any straight talk.After all, his so-called supernatural power is just a gimmick made up by nonsense. There are several real people who can be verified, except one is a blind cat bumping into a dead mouse, and the others are all arranged by him in advance.

So in his eyes, Yun Zheng probably followed this pattern.They are all eye-catching and high-ranking, who would be afraid of whom!No, just continue to provoke.

Staring at the ever-increasing traffic of Yunzheng's koi trumpet, Ao Miao couldn't help being jealous, and decided to find a way to climb Yunzheng's popularity.It's not that he's not authentic, who made Yun Zheng the only one who can send him to the top of the Internet celebrity circle?

As a result, the frequency of Aomiao Aite Yunzheng has become higher recently.And also try harder to hook up in private messages.But what's slapping is that even if he was allowed to do all the tricks, Yun Zheng would always ignore it as if he couldn't see it.

This is equivalent to flirting with blind people, and it is useless.And Yun Zheng's cold treatment, for a person like Ao Miao who was eager to seize the opportunity to step on him, he couldn't find any loopholes that could be exploited.

And what makes Ao Miao most desperate is that if it were another metaphysic master, like Yun Zheng, who closed his door and became a turtle, the comment area would have been full of rumors.But it never occurred to him that Yun Zheng didn't have the support of the public he imagined!

Occasionally, there were a few of them who babbled on their own insignificance and dared to make trouble in front of Yun Zheng, but none.Fewer replies to him.

The funniest thing was that someone lined up to give him some wax.

"I guess that a master of metaphysics like poisonous carp must be very busy at the end of the year, and there is no time to deal with the dead Bozhu."

"Add 1, fully agree, and feel that Mr. Bo is trying to die."

"Add 2, and I'm already looking forward to the poisonous carp's work. After all, it's been a long time since I saw Mercury retrograde, so I'll just wait for Master Bo to kneel down and call Dad."

As time went by, the more Yun Zheng ignored Ao Miao, the more netizens commented on Ao Miao.Later, it even exaggerated that most of the Internet celebrity circle was waiting to see how Ao Miao would be slapped in the face in the end.

"Fuck! What's going on here?" Yun Zheng didn't say a word, and Ao Miao's face was swollen from the blow.This made him feel humiliated, and at the same time fell into deep doubts.Ao Miao doesn't understand, when the fortune list and the annual feast replacement list came out, these people clearly formed a group to question the ranking of the Yunzheng Koi, why he said that the Koi was a liar but no one dared to enter it.

In fact, the reason is very simple, everyone is afraid!

Don't look at the fact that those Internet celebrities are making a fuss about the annual feast, then what they are stepping on is whether the Koi account is considered an Internet celebrity, and the problems in the accounts.To put it bluntly, it's all on the bright side. What really made them question the accuracy of Yunzheng's koi trumpet?

Hehe, no one is tired of life.The first few who made trouble, almost knelt down and called Dad later.It seems that the Chinese New Year is about to start, who wants to make himself unhappy as soon as the new year begins.

At the end of the trouble, Ao Miao, who had nowhere to go, had to change his mind and think of a new way to get on the top.Fortunately, this time, he succeeded.

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Gu Jia, Yun Zheng finally struggled out of the thick pile of homework, and then turned on the phone again, and logged in to Weibo to send a koi hint.

"I'm afraid I'm going to exhaust me to death." Yun Zheng pressed the phone screen casually, feeling like he couldn't keep his eyelids open.

"Then sleep for a while." Gu Yan appeared behind Yun Zheng at the right time, and pressed his slender and strong fingers on both sides of his forehead, massaging rhythmically.

"Hmm...a little more force." The comfort from the scalp dispelled Yun Zheng's fatigue in good time, and his voice became much more lazier.

Ever since Yunzheng's wrist hurt when he was linked with Ling Xiang last time, Gu Yan seemed to have learned the technique of massage.It was clumsy at first, but now, after a few months, the skill is very good.

Yun Zheng closed his eyes and rested his mind, before he knew it, he fell asleep.He didn't see at all that Ao Miao, who deliberately troubled him before, caused another commotion on the Internet.

Ao Meow is going to eat grass and go to interact with people again.The object of this linkage is a pet internet celebrity Bozhu named Qianyue.

As a typical cat slave, Qianyue's family has a total of four American short-haired cats, one of which is sweeter than the other.Because of the meticulous care and the beautiful photos, Qianyue herself can write some jokes.After coming and going, it has become the best choice for cat owners in the cloud.It is also considered a good pink in the Internet celebrity circle.

This time was also an accident. The family was busy at the end of the year, and there were a lot of people delivering New Year's goods. Qianyue's side was broadcasting live, and the courier came.There were a lot of things that needed to be sent in, but without seeing it at a glance, one of the little tomcats named lucky got out through the crack of the door.

In Qianyue's own words, these four cats are her lifeblood.Finding that Lucky couldn't be found at home, Qianyue's eye circles turned red immediately, and she ran out to look for her without even her coat on.

It's winter now, Qianyue's family lives in a typical apartment building with a height of 25 floors, and after finding each floor, she can sweat profusely even in a thin dress, but it can be seen that she is in a hurry .

"Go back and put on your coat first, and then look for it later."

"Yeah, Yueyue, go upstairs quickly, little lucky has never been out of the house, so he won't go far, and I'm sure you can find it."

"The wind is so strong. If you catch a cold and get sick, it will be more troublesome. Be obedient."

Seeing Qianyue so anxious, Qianyue's fans also feel distressed.They were also worried about losing the cat, but seeing Qianyue becoming so anxious, even some netizens who originally wanted to complain about her carelessness could only swallow their words.

A week passed like this.Qianyue's fans watched Qianyue helplessly, starting to look for the cat every day when she woke up, and then went home until early in the morning, and couldn't bear it.

"Otherwise, don't look for it..." Someone wanted to persuade him.But every time she saw Qianyue working so hard, she could only hold back her words.

"I hope little lucky can go home quickly, you are going to die of anxiety."

"Master Bo, pay attention to your body. You can see that you are getting thinner, and the blisters at the corner of your mouth make me worry."

"Don't cry, little lucky loves you so much, and certainly doesn't want you to worry so much."

Human beings are sensory animals with soft hearts.That's why it's easy to be fooled by some superficial plots.Many fans were afraid that Qianyue would not be able to hold on, so they used the simplest and most intuitive way of rewarding her to encourage her, hoping to comfort her.Even ordinary passers-by couldn't help but say a few more words.

Therefore, even though Qianyue lost a cat, she got more rewards this week than she usually gets in a month.

Another week passed in a blink of an eye, and little lucky still couldn't be found, but Qianyue couldn't hold it anymore.Originally, the girl looked thinner, but now she is about to collapse when the wind blows.At this moment, someone suggested, how about asking that Ao Miao loves to eat grass?

"What's the use of asking him! It's better to go to the poisonous carp and ask for a koi."

"Poisonous carps don't care. Last time he lost a cat or a dog, he didn't even open the private message."

So amidst the voices of the masses, Qianyue went to the doctor in a hurry, and finally found Ao Miao, who loves to eat grass.

Surprisingly, it was actually found!

On the first day Ao Miao arrived in Qianyue City, he followed Qianyue around the community, and easily found the little lucky who had been lost for several days.

"This is a miracle!" Many people watching the live broadcast were shocked by this scene.

"I thought it was a lie at first, but now I have to believe it. Have you seen that Ao Meow can really talk to pets. The orange cat that meowed to him at the beginning must have told him something. Otherwise he If you don't understand, how do you know to look for it at the other side of the rockery?"

"It's amazing. I'm an old fan of Qianyue. Little lucky has the most arrogant personality and doesn't like to be hugged at all. This time too, she pulled the plane's ear at the beginning, but in the end Ao Miao said a few words and let it go. I hugged it, it must have been communicated, and it will be like this!"

Everyone said one sentence to another, and more and more people lamented the wonder of this Austrian cat who loves to eat grass.But one of them was completely different, a girl named Xi Milu.

This girl was originally Qian Yue's diehard fan.It was followed all the way.In normal times, the rewards and activity are quite high.But recently, she has doubted her previous cognition.

In fact, she had a vague feeling that something was wrong a long time ago, but she couldn't tell. It wasn't until she saw Qianyue and Ao Miao looking for lucky that she really got the strangeness.

Similu found that the recovered cat was not Little Lucky at all. Although the pattern and appearance looked very similar, it was definitely not the same cat.

"Maybe I was wrong! After all, Qianyue is the owner, if the cat is not hers, how could she not be able to tell? And when they called their names, the cat did respond. It would never be such a coincidence, just find a cat The one that looks similar is also called lucky." Repressing her doubts, she watched it for a few more days, but the more she observed, the more shocking the conclusion she got.At the back, she was almost certain that the recovered cat was definitely a Xibei product.

"Yueyue, I think you should take Lucky to check it out. The one at home should be fake."

"Although I am not the owner of little lucky, nor have I been with him day and night, but I can still watch it grow up bit by bit. If you look carefully at lucky's meat pads now, you will find that the color of the meat pads on the soles of his feet , not quite the same as before.”

"Yueyue, please take a look at the private messages, okay? Little lucky still doesn't know where she is wandering!" Simi Lu really likes cats, and she keeps sending private messages to Qianyue, trying to attract Qianyue's attention.But all these efforts are in vain.

So Xi Milu understood that it wasn't Qianyue who was deceived by Aomiao, but Qianyue and Aomiao, who were in the same group.The loss of little lucky, is to think.Finding that later was also a deal between the two of them.As for the innocent little lucky, his life and death are probably uncertain now.

A domesticated cat is like a beast whose claws have been pulled out, and it cannot survive outside.Especially now that it is winter again, even if the fur is relatively thick, it will be difficult to survive for too long in such weather with food shortages.

Xi Milu's heart sank immediately, and at the same time, she also felt a great dislike for Qianyue.

"Expose the true face of an unscrupulous pet owner!" Impulsively, Xi Milu broke out, and without discussing with the friends around her, she directly linked Qianyue and Aomiao to Weibo.

However, subsequent developments were completely out of order.

At the beginning, because the detailed evidence provided by Xi Milu was very sufficient, some people did agree with her conclusion and condemn Qianyue together.But it will not work later.

Ao Miao is good at playing tricks, and Qianyue herself is very aware of some "hidden rules" of the Internet celebrity circle, so it is easy to clean up such things.A so-called veterinary identification confirmed Little Lucky's identity and overturned Simi Lu's statement.And the most vicious thing is that not only did they clean themselves up easily, but they also turned the shit bowl on Xi Milu.

Qianyue said that it was Xi Milu who fabricated evidence and wanted to blackmail herself.After being seen through by himself, he became angry from embarrassment and turned black and white.On the other side, Ao Miao also made trouble, diverting his attention just right, revealing that Simi Lu often basks in cats.It's just that no one is watching.To guide public opinion, slandering Xi Milu is trying to kill Qianyue so that she can take over.

Cyber ​​violence is always more terrifying than imagined.

Similu's meagerness was repeated over and over again.Although she was Qianyue who had evidence, she was labeled as a scheming bitch who wanted to slander her superiors.It happened that the house was leaking when it was raining, and Simi Lu's cat got cat plague and was hospitalized directly.

"It deserves it, this is retribution!" I don't know which villain who gloats, exposed the three-dimensional matter of Simi Lu, and soon, there are more ridicule and contempt in her meager comment area .

In the veterinary hospital, seeing the weak cat owner who was infused with fluids, and reading those extremely sharp words on the Internet, Xi Milu burst into tears instantly.Feeling like I might have a nervous breakdown at any moment.

At this time, a koi repost on the homepage of Moments caught her attention.She didn't trust these things at first, but after all, she was too fragile and needed a support in her heart.So, subconsciously, she sent a private message to Yun Zheng, telling the recent things as if she was confiding.

"I beg for a koi, I hope my baby is safe, and I hope that the things on the Internet can pass quickly."

When Yun Zheng saw the private message, he couldn't help sighing.People's words are terrible, and in many cases, public opinion is such a thing. It looks ordinary, but when it goes crazy, it can also become a ghost that reaps lives.

Coincidentally, Simi Lu sent a private message with his front foot, and the Ao Miao behind him bumped into Yun Zheng's hand.

The last time Yun Zheng ignored him, it made him feel ashamed.Now that I have regained some ground, I want to challenge him again.

Qianyue: Ask for a koi, I hope my little lucky will be able to go smoothly after going through a catastrophe~

It is estimated that the two of them discussed it. Before the matter of Xi Milu was over here, Qianyue began to sell miserably on the other side, as if he had been wronged a lot.And the fans of Aomiao were also very cooperative, and many people replied under Qianyue's meagerness, "The koi sent by the poisonous carp is useless, why don't you communicate with our little brother Aomiao more often to see what little lucky wants?" What do you want?"

In the eyes of netizens, it was so hard for Qianyue to find the cat, but Yun Zheng didn't even bother to respond.Even if one's attainments in metaphysics are high, what's the use?No basic sympathy at all.

"That's enough for you, why do you have to trouble the poisonous carp?" In private, Qianyue and Aomiao were a little helpless when they talked about this matter.After all, in Qianyue's view, Ao Miao and Yun Zheng's koi trumpet well water does not violate the river water, and there is no need for a conflict of spirits at all.Even if people are not willing to cooperate, it will not delay the development of Omeow, so why make enemies?

"You don't understand. If two people use the same method, the flaws will be exposed too easily. I also think about the future." Ao Miao sneered, fanning the flames even more fiercely in her fan group, directly throwing Yun Zheng What a despicable villain who has no humanity and only cares about money.

"Bah! What metaphysics master, why don't you give a koi? Those are all worthy of rich people. Even if we are mortals, even if we die in front of us, they probably don't bother to take a look."

"Hehe, the recent incidents are quite chilling. Think about the process of Poison Carp's fame. At the beginning of the attack on Wudi Media and exposed so many black materials, I thought he was Qingliu. Looking at it now, he is just admitting money That's all."

"In today's society, only money and power are useful. What can ordinary people have? Nothing!"

On the Internet, the current public opinion has become one-sided. Even if some people think that moral kidnapping should not be forcibly kidnapped, there are still more brainless people who eat melons and are forcibly brainwashed one after another.Inexplicably, Yun Zheng's koi trumpet was bombarded for being impersonal, thanks to being a master of metaphysics.

As for Similu, who was the trigger of the whole incident, it was the first to bear the brunt.However, just when she couldn't hold on anymore and wanted to give up, the latest update of Yunzheng's koi trumpet made the situation change and the whole thing reversed.

All the people who eat melons are silent at this moment.No, instead of saying silence, I should say, scared silly.

This is how the shocking deception was revealed.