I'm Raking in Billions in the Aristocracy

Banquet of tens of billions: Ask for a koi, and hope that your wishes will come true.

Unlike ordinary people's private letters, Gu Yan didn't have too many flattering words, nor did he have any long and detailed explanations.It's still the same serious look.But it is precisely this appearance that makes him more devout than others.

And this kind of Gu Yan always made Yun Zheng unable to help doting on him.

Mercury retrograde and koi: @饭千亿, send a koi, wish everything goes well.

As the merit value increased, Yun Zheng saw an instant [-] more tips on his Koi account.Opening the Ming Department and looking, it really is Gu Yan.This habit of rewarding [-] yuan at every turn, I'm afraid I can't change it.Yun Zheng couldn't help laughing out loud again, then turned off the phone, ready to start class.

However, Gu Yan on the other side became happy because he received the reply.Because what he made a wish was that Yun Zheng could live with him.Living in the orphanage for one night made him very satisfied.Gu Yan hoped that he could always stay in the place closest to Yun Zheng.

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As the saying goes, the set that I set up, I have to walk on my knees.Yun Zheng didn't know how big a hole he had dug for himself, but on the other side of the Internet, someone was eyeing his koi trumpet.

Coincidentally, it actually has something to do with metaphysics.It's just different from the koi like Yunzheng who send blessings, the microblog blogger who fell in love with Yunzheng's koi account is himself an Internet celebrity anchor, asking Brother Wang to take you to hell.

Like Ling Xiang, he is famous for outdoor live broadcasting. However, the difference is that Ling Xiang is an anchor of eating and broadcasting, while this brother Wang is an outdoor anchor of curiosity.The main content of his live broadcast is haunted house exploration.

This kind of title sounds like nonsense, but in fact, the number of netizens who eat this bite is quite a lot.This is the same meaning that many people are afraid of and like to watch horror movies.In the final analysis, what is pursued is that kind of excitement and mystery.Therefore, although there are few people doing this in the Internet celebrity circle, there are still some.Take Wang Ge as an example. At most, he broadcasted a live broadcast, and tens of 10 people watched it.

It can be said that, in fact, there are real ghosts everywhere in the city.Even if there are some so-called late-night nonsense, they are at best old dilapidated houses or some remote woods.

Therefore, at the very beginning, due to the particularity of the live broadcast content, Brother Wang really gathered a lot of popularity and got a lot of rewards.But soon, he finished visiting the haunted houses in his own city, and there were no new places in Lincheng, so the heat gradually dropped, and he even seemed to retreat.

Generally, other anchors will probably prepare for an over-transformation at this time. Even his own fans say that Brother Wang himself is a good-looking young man with delicate features.Although it is a bit rough occasionally, it is harmless, but it feels very down-to-earth and very cute.On the whole, it can be regarded as the face value group among Internet celebrities.Even if they learn to do something else, their fans will always support them.However, Brother Wang is persistent, and he typically runs all the way to the dark, and he is stuck on the point of the haunted house.

Come and go, there is no suitable gimmick, and many routines are all played before.Therefore, in the second year of being an anchor, Wang Ge's popularity began to decline sharply.It turned out that there were 10,000+ people anyway, but now there are 1 people watching it, which is not bad.

Therefore, Brother Wang himself was also anxious.Otherwise, the more urgent the more things went wrong, a bad friend of Brother Wang gave him an unreliable trick.If he can’t do it, then go to the linkage. Brother Wang himself is a haunted house adventure, so just go to the metaphysics internet celebrity to link up.However, 90.00% of these metaphysics accounts on Weibo are the ones with some real skills. If you don’t want to link up with others, you need money to do a fortune-telling.Brother Wang can't make any money on his own. If he really spends money, if he can't get back his capital, he will be very passive.

Finally, after screening them one by one, they set their sights on Yun Zheng's koi trumpet.

"This... will it work?" Looking at the very simple koi trumpet without even a head, Wang's heart was spinning.

On the contrary, his friend is full of confidence: "It is said that it is accurate and scary. Before, the big and small anchors of a company in Wudi Media were scared to pee by him."

"Isn't it? I've heard of it, but didn't someone refute the rumor later, saying that there was an exaggeration in it?"

"I don't think so. Didn't I know an employee of Wudi? He said that when the koi car broke out at the beginning, the people in Wudi were all stupid. It's not that they didn't resist, but because they didn't dare to resist at all. .That person knows too much, wishing he could even count the [-]th generation of his ancestors."

"How is this possible?" Wang Ge was shocked.

"Don't believe it. If it is purely similar to a private detective, it is impossible to find out the old rotten rice. You can't say that the owner of this account has been established since the day Wudi Media was established. , was already staring at them."

"What if there is really a grudge?"

"Hey, are you an elm head? It's just for a hot spot."

Brother Wang thought so too, so he went to Yunzheng to ask for a koi. "I beg a koi, may I ask if this haunted house adventure can return smoothly."

However, after a long time, Brother Wang did not receive a reply from Yunzheng, because Yunzheng was in some sort of trouble at this time.As soon as he came back from school, he heard the fact in the apologetic eyes of the old dean that his room had been unoccupied recently.No, not only his room, but all the rooms on the second floor, including the guest room, cannot be occupied.

"What's going on here?" Yun Zheng was also taken aback, and simply went upstairs to have a look.Good guy, the water on the ground is enough to raise fish.Looking inside, it turned out that the heater was broken.

The orphanage has been around for a long time, and many of the equipment is not easy to use.Heating is the most important thing, and the pipes have become more fragile over the years.This afternoon was testing the water for heating in winter, and it happened that something went wrong.Not only the ones in Yunzheng's house, but also the other rooms on the second floor leaked more or less.The wall on the first floor was also flooded.

"Other things are fine, the main reason is that the kitchen is flooded. Yun Zheng, what about your live broadcast?" The old dean was also worried.Since Yunzheng started the live broadcast, the orphanage is not short of money now, and it doesn't matter if it can't be changed as a whole.She was just afraid of delaying Yun Zheng's work.

"No, we can only go out and rent a house." Yun Zheng frowned, thinking about it.No matter how you think about it, it's troublesome.After all, he still wants to start a live broadcast, and he has great demands on the kitchen.But if you rent someone else's house, if you don't change it, he will not be comfortable with it. If you change it, the landlord may not be happy.

Just when the two sides were in a dilemma, Gu Yan said at the right time: "You can live in my house."

"..." Yun Zheng turned his head following the voice, and happened to see Gu Yan appearing at the door with Ling Xiang.He looked at the excitement in Gu Yan's eyes, and suddenly had a subtle thought, why did he feel that Gu Yan seemed to be preparing to say this sentence for a long time?

But Yun Zheng just complained in his heart, because just as he was in a trance, the old dean had solemnly entrusted him to Gu Yan to take care of him.

Yun Zheng: So, has his own opinion been inexplicably ignored?

Yun Zheng thought so, and then the old dean took the initiative to send him to Gu Yan's car.Even the luggage was brought over.

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Gu Yan's residence is not very far from the orphanage, and coincidentally, it is also very close to No. [-] Middle School.

And it was a bit different from Yun Zheng's imagination. The place where Gu Yan lived was not a big surprise, a duplex apartment of more than 200 square meters.There were only four people living in it, besides him, Gu Yan, and Ling Xiang, only the old butler was left.

As for Yun Zheng's room, it was next to Gu Yan's.Instead of ordering the old housekeeper to do something, Gu Yan personally helped Yun Zheng carry the luggage upstairs.As soon as he entered the door of the room, Yun Zheng instantly understood what was going on.

"Are you ready?" Yun Zheng said meaningfully.Just looking at the light-colored decorations in front of him, everything is in his favorite style.In addition, the placement of furniture is similar to that of the orphanage.Except for the more comfortable and fine details, it can be said that the room he was in over there was completely copied.

"Well, it was prepared in advance." Gu Yan didn't hide it. He took out his mobile phone and showed Yun Zheng the koi he begged for in the morning: "Your friend said that I will make my wishes come true. I made a wish at that time and hoped that you could be with me." I live together."

"Yun Zheng, I'm very happy." Gu Yan's tone was very serious.

The bedroom is the easiest place to cause ambiguity, and Gu Yan is the type who perfectly matches Yun Zheng's preferences in everything.Just whispering in the ear, confessing again and again, even if Yunzheng is a rock, he will be crumbled.She couldn't help raising her hand and wanted to pat the top of Gu Yan's head, but she stretched her hand halfway, but found that it was too much effort, so she could only pat him on the shoulder instead.

"Why are you so likable?" Yun Zheng was completely at a loss for Gu Yan.And a little dumbfounded.In the morning, he looked after Gu Yan and begged for the koi, so he simply delivered it to him.But he never expected that it should be on himself in the end.If Gu Yan talked left and right, he could still take the opportunity to make trouble.But people are so straightforward, they say what they say.This made Yun Zheng have no choice but to follow the trend.Whoever asked him to give Gu Yan the koi himself, this talent is categorical, if he were to live in Gu Yan's house, the heating pipe in his own room would explode.

"Yun Zheng." On the other side of Gu Yan, he could also see Yun Zheng's softening, he called his name in a low voice, his deep eyes seemed to be full of stars, very beautiful.

Yun Zheng couldn't take it anymore, so he simply raised his hand and covered his eyes: "I'm sure I can't do anything against you, right?"

"En." Gu Yan didn't dodge, but lowered his head actively, allowing Yun Zheng to move.This obedient appearance is like a little milk dog trying to please its master, as if in his eyes and in his heart, he is pretending to be Yun Zheng.

Yun Zheng's heart was about to melt, so he had no choice but to turn the matter over, and then took Gu Yan who was like a tail, and continued to carry the rest of the luggage up.For some reason, Yun Zheng suddenly felt that such a scene was very familiar, but he couldn't think of when and where it happened.

However, Gu Yan behind him smiled very softly.

Although they have been separated for ten years, many of Yun Zheng's little habits have never changed.

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Yun Zheng didn't have many things, and he had Gu Yan to help, but he tidied things up neatly in a while.Gu Yan originally wanted to explain a few more words, but was called away by a phone call.As for Yun Zheng, who was left alone, after tidying up the rest of his things, he finally had time to take out his phone and look at the things on Weibo.

As soon as he opened it, he saw Brother Wang's private message.

"Ask for koi?" Yun Zheng frowned, feeling that the matter was a bit difficult.

It's not that he doesn't want to give it away, but the hexagram shows that this brother Wang has recently been in Mercury retrograde.

After hesitating for a while, Yun Zheng finally gave a water retrograde cautiously.He said: "Don't walk by the river, be careful not to break your leg. Also, remember to go to the hospital for an examination."

After finishing speaking, Yun Zheng switched Weibo to the big account of the gourmet Bo owner, and stopped paying attention to the small account.

After all, he has moved temporarily now, so he has to tell everyone, and the live broadcast time at zero o'clock may have to be changed.He has been very busy with schoolwork recently, and it is unrealistic to broadcast it every day.

However, Yunzheng's side was still busy, but Brother Wang's side simply exploded.

"This fucking koi number has a grudge against me!" Brother Wang held his mobile phone, his face turned green with anger: "I asked for a koi, but he insisted on sending me water retrograde. And now he is cursing me for breaking my leg, calling I went to the hospital, do you think it was intentional?"

"..." Brother Wang's friend also frowned, feeling uncomfortable.He is a bit superstitious, so he always feels that the owner of the koi number is a master of metaphysics with real talents.So now he looks at Brother Wang's Mercury retrograde, and he is also a little apprehensive.However, he already knew the location of the haunted house that Brother Wang was going to this time, so he felt that the Koi was talking nonsense.

Don't walk by the river?There is no river at all!

Thinking about it this way, the little conviction in his heart began to waver again.But he was still just vacillating. Brother Wang, because he was too angry, directly posted Yun Zheng on Weibo.

Brother Wang takes you to hell: Expose a liar's metaphysics account - Mercury retrograde and koi. [Picture] [Picture] This is the Mercury retrograde he gave me, but there is no water at all in the destination I have already set.Originally, I wanted to live broadcast the hell, but this time I will broadcast live to crack down on counterfeiting!Three days later at midnight, please wait and see.

"Fuck! Is this the koi from before? What he said is very true, brother Wang, don't be unbelievers."

"Stop talking nonsense. Que'erbao fell down because he frightened himself. It is said that the owner of the Koi Carp has already arranged for Xiaomian."

"Believe it or not, it's really interesting. Could it be that all the black stories of Wudi Media's anchors have been reported?"

"That's not necessarily calculated! Let me ask you a little bit, except for the Wudi Media incident, has this Koi account made any big moves? He didn't even find a lost cat. Come!"

One sentence caused a lot of waves, and many fans on Brother Wang's side were originally upset because the Koi number sent Brother Wang water retrograde.Now I feel like he's a liar.

"Liar! Brother Wang exposed him."

"That's right, when the time comes, we'll all come and see, this kind of nonsense metaphysical account must expose his true face."

Brother Wang made such a fuss, and once again brought Yunzheng's koi number to the forefront.But this time is different from the past. Those netizens who have actually experienced the battle between Yunzheng and Wudi Media dare not speak out even if they doubt it.After all, the bloody bloody disaster is still in sight. Later, Queerbao really came true. Many people who scolded Yunzheng Koi trumpet were almost scared to pee their pants. How could they follow suit again this time? scold him.

In the end, except for Brother Wang's own brainless fans, they complained about Yun Zheng in a rhythmic manner.Everyone else remained almost silent, awaiting the final outcome.

Unexpectedly, something really happened.