I'm Raking in Billions in the Aristocracy

It can be said that he responded quite honestly. Looking through the entire Internet celebrity circle, it is estimated that there are few people who dare to be as offensive as Yun Zheng.As for his photo as a picture, it is even more ironic.

It was still Yunzheng's better food carving, but this time, what he carved on the apple was a plate of cooked pig's head.A line of words was specially engraved below: "Eat some pig brains, replenish some brains, and remember to be more sober when eating melons in the future."

Such a sentence made the originally chaotic Weibo suddenly quiet down.It took five or six minutes before someone responded:

"Damn it! Hahahahahaha, we Yunzheng swearing at people is really different."

"That's right, eat some pig brains and make up some brains. Oh, this sentence is too topical. But I'm afraid that eating pig brains is useless, after all, there is no hope."

As soon as the real master appeared, Yun Zheng's suppressed fans recovered their spirits one after another.And Yun Zheng's merciless blunt sarcasm also gave them a shot of reassurance.It made them, who didn't believe the revelations, become more determined, and felt that those who scolded Yun Zheng were like two idiots.

However, their excitement is far from enough compared to the fierce fighting power of the keyboard warriors.Before Yun Zheng was silent, these keyboard warriors were all singing one-man shows. Now that they have come out, they dare to talk back, which is even more difficult to hear.

"Hehe, you really have the face to come out. A good orphanage can turn you into a brothel, and the last school seems to be coming out."

Yun Zheng glanced at him, took a screenshot of his avatar, and turned back: "The bombardment's head is still combed with lightning cracks, and people can't make sense and still play computer games. If I don't agree with the wall, I will obey you."

Coincidentally, this person is a fan of Mingqiao, and the photo of Mingqiao is also used for the profile picture.Firework perms are still in fashion these days, Mingqiao claims to be trendy, so of course he bought one too.It wasn't a big deal at first, but when Yun Zheng said that, it made people feel like that was the case.

The middle score and the fireworks are hot, isn't it the head of the bombardment, the seam of the lightning strike?A strip of snow-white scalp exposed in the middle can be seen at a glance from a long distance.

"Fuck, hahahaha, this sentence is amazing!"

"No way, I'm going to die laughing."

"It's too bad. If you don't bring a dirty word, you can't find the people who scolded these black people." Yunzheng fans who were chased and scolded by the keyboard warriors before and almost didn't cry, saw him so sharp, and they all calmed down. Quite a few of them cooperated with Yun Zheng to fight back.

However, what Yun Zheng wanted to say on this side was far from stopping.Seeing that the other person couldn't reply for a while, he simply posted another Weibo.This Weibo post is even weirder than the previous Apple post, and the accompanying picture turned out to be the most common pencil case.

Yun Zheng: I advise those friends who use the Internet to vent their anger, hold on to the Chinese pencils in your hands, the characters on them are your names.

"What do you mean?" Chen Jun didn't understand this sentence, and Chen Jun couldn't help asking.

Yun Zheng raised his eyebrows, opened the pencil case, took out the pencils inside, and threw one to him.

Chen Jun looked at it, and burst out laughing—it was 2b.And just for a while, those people on the Internet also reacted.

"666 six, Yun Xiaozheng really has you."

"No, 2b, it's pretty imageable."

"Hahahahaha, at eleven o'clock in the evening, Mama asked me why I knelt by the computer and checked Weibo."

Yun Zheng's series of counterattacks were sharper and sharper. Those keyboard warriors who could only swear a few dirty words were not opponents at all.The point is, if people want to be popular, nothing can stop them.

Even Yun Zheng himself didn't expect that these few words of his cursing would go viral all over the Internet and instantly become a new generation of Internet buzzwords.Even the emoji package matching these few words came out.Coincidentally, Ming Qiao's face is used in every emoticon pack.And Ming Qiao, who is usually a good-looking in the Internet celebrity circle, has also become the best rookie in the emoji package industry.

Yun Zheng flipped through the comments for a while, and then posted another sentence: "In a sense, Mr. Mingqiao is quite worthy of my admiration. Sitting in the arms of thousands of mentally retarded, it is really just being struck by lightning now. It's not easy."

This is Yun Zheng's confrontation with Ming Qiao.That mental retardation refers to the Mingqiao fans who were instigated by Mingqiao before and came to his meager comment area to make trouble.

The following time is equivalent to Yun Zheng's personal performance time.He singled out Ming Qiao and those provocateurs one by one, and scolded them in different ways for a full hour.No sentence is repeated, and the more you say it, the sharper it is. Every sentence is a joke.

Ordinary Internet celebrities rarely dare to do this.After all, size is also considered a public figure, so you have to pay attention to your demeanor.But Yun Zheng is different, Yun Zheng is young, and he was smeared and insulted one-sidedly before, and he retorted a few words in a hurry, which is all human nature.Not only will he not appear to be angry from embarrassment, but on the contrary, he perfectly reflects his youthful spirit.

As a child, how could he swallow such a big grievance.

Gradually, the wind direction on the Internet began to change, and the views of those people who eat melons also wavered.

"Actually, I think Yun Zheng seems to have been wronged. The gossip Bo master comment section decoded it too quickly. I'm a die-hard fan of Yun Zheng. I didn't even recognize the photo when it was first shown."

"I also think that Yun Zheng's reaction is too real. We have seen this child all the way, and his personality is more stable than adults. If he hadn't been wronged and ruthless, he would never have exploded like this."

"It's definitely going to blow up! It was so difficult before, but now it's finally better, and I just met this. If you want me to say, that gossip master is also a conscienceless one."

With the temporary retreat of the keyboard warriors, the melon-eaters with normal IQs also returned.Yun Zheng, who was almost stepped into the bottom of the valley by Ming Qiao just now, unexpectedly regained the initiative by relying on a few curse words.

"Fuck!" Ming Qiao in front of the computer was so angry that he dropped the mouse directly, wanted to scold back, but was concerned about demeanor, so he could only bear it.However, Yun Zheng didn't give him time to breathe.

Yun Zheng released part of the information that Gu Yan had given him before.For example, the ps trace designation of the so-called bed photo, or the edited audio.

There are nine long pictures, each of which is filled with real hammers.Among them, the three long pictures in the middle pasted all the meager accounts who took the lead in cursing people, and marked them with special instructions.Who is affiliated with which marketing company, who is affiliated with which navy team.The most ironic thing is the last picture used for statistics.

Who would have thought that the Weibo accounts that deliberately directed the wind direction to Yun Zheng's head at the beginning were all from the Shuijun Marketing Company.That said, it's a conspiracy.A conspiracy deliberately arranged by someone with a heart in order to frame Yun Zheng.

"The brain is a good thing, I hope you all have it. If you keep your tongue, you will only follow what others say. Then you should go to the temple to learn more about my Buddha's compassion!"

Slapping his face hard, Yun Zheng's hammer was too hard to be doubted.Comparing the two, it becomes more and more strange that the gossip boss was there before.And the more these strangenesses are revealed, the more it highlights the mental retardation of those keyboard warriors who followed suit and scolded Yun Zheng.

"Let me just ask, does your face hurt?"

It's still a matter of whether it hurts or not, it's already been smoked so much that I can't see anyone.The keyboard warriors who were chasing Yun Zheng and scolding before, now feel their skin swell even through the Internet, wishing to swallow all the words they said before.

Who would have thought that Yun Zheng, a helpless and helpless sophomore in junior high school, would have such great ability.He can even find out about the navy.But if they just admit defeat so easily, then they won't become the so-called keyboard warriors.A group of idiots who don't even have the basic three views, how can they be expected to calm down just because of a slap in the face?

They won't be taken lightly, even if they are accused of trumped-up crimes, it won't make Yun Zheng feel better.

"Hehe, what a real hammer, this is the real hammer that exposes someone behind you! Without any power, you can find out so many details in such a short period of time?"

"Even the public relations of celebrities are not so fast!"

However, before they had time to type these words, they found a private message reminder.When he opened it, his face turned pale with fright.

Lawyer letter.

It wasn't used by celebrities on the Internet to fool people during crisis public relations, but a lawyer's letter with real legal significance.It has the official seal of the court filing, and even their three-dimensional real names and ID numbers are clearly marked.As for the accusation, it is clearly written, slander.The evidence is what they scolded Yun Zheng on the Internet before.

90.00% of these keyboard warriors are cowards who only dare to pretend to be aggressive on the Internet.Once that layer of skin is peeled off, their timidity and cowardice will be fully exposed.Especially the meager account that sent them the lawyer's letter was the most famous law firm in Yanjing.Tell them bluntly and tell them to wait for the court summons.

Now, everyone is stupid.

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I apologize."

"I apologize to the kid. Don't send the lawyer's letter. If the unit finds out, you will lose your job."

"I just followed suit, and I didn't scold him on purpose. I got anxious later... After all, he doesn't speak well, does he?"

However, these explanations and apologies in their private messages all fell into the sea, and no effective response was received.

If you are really summoned by the court for this kind of thing...

A sense of crisis enveloped the hearts of these keyboard warriors, followed by great regret.It's a good day, but why do you have to chase and scold a small Internet celebrity?It's all right now, kicking the iron plate and being slapped in the face are trivial matters, but the most troublesome thing is getting a lawsuit!

"I'm sorry, what I said just now is because my brain is out of control. Please forgive me." I don't know who took the lead to apologize to Yun Zheng.Immediately afterwards, more and more people also reacted.Follow along, delete Weibo delete Weibo, apologize for apology.One counts as one, and all show [-]% sincerity.

"What's the situation? The keyboard warriors have also admitted to being cowardly?" Yun Zheng's fans all looked at each other in blank dismay, completely confused about the direction of the wind.In the end, it can only be attributed to the conscience discovery of these people.

After all, our Yunzheng is so cute, we would have the heart to hurt him!

However, Yun Zheng knew that it was probably Gu Yan who made another move.

"Thank you very much." Yun Zheng opened the private message with Gu Yan, thought for a long time, and didn't know what to say.I can only use the simplest seven words to convey my gratitude.The current Yun Zheng has made Gu Yanao into the kind of old man who loves public welfare, has a strong sense of justice, and is highly respected.That's why he took the initiative to help him, a lonely orphan, many times.

"This local tyrant is really kind!" Chen Jun beside him couldn't help sighing.

"Yeah." Yun Zheng nodded in agreement, and secretly decided in his heart that he must repay him well when he has the opportunity in the future.

However, Gu Yan on the other side became a little irritable because of his thanks.

So, why is it an honorific?Yun Zheng won't regard him as some 70-[-]-year-old old man anymore!

It was rare that he didn't respond to Yun Zheng's message immediately. Gu Yan held his mobile phone and read all the conversations between him and Yun Zheng several times, but he didn't know in the end that he didn't figure out what went wrong.

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Gu Yan's mind was still focused on Yun Zheng's honorifics.However, Weibo's end exploded again.Things about Yun Zheng turned around again.And this time, it was Ming Qiao who was the culprit.

A fan of a former Internet celebrity suddenly stood up and posted a long and meager message.The name is also very intriguing:

#Why does every new internet celebrity who meets Mingqiao have an accident? #

This meager article is not too long, but it summarizes the three meager Internet celebrities and two raccoon anchors who have dealt with Mingqiao.Without exception, they all had a good start, but inexplicably black material appeared, and then they were caught to the end. In the end, they could not be cleared up and had to give up.But most coincidentally, including Yun Zheng, who was maliciously designed now, everyone involved in the accident was more or less related to Ming Qiao.

Just like the first Internet celebrity Bozhu, who said that he opened a shop to cheat money.But Pianmingqiao is passionate about public welfare, and even let the elderly eat in the store on Respect for the Aged Day.As for the second fan who became a fan, the comparison at that time was that Ming Qiao paid for it himself to subsidize leukemia fans in exchange for bone marrow.And the third one, the fourth one... until Yunzheng, every time a person is hacked, Ming Qiao can discover new advantages in him, forming a stark contrast.

Therefore, Bozhu, who has thin hair, asked bluntly at the end: "Is there really such a coincidence in the world?"

As soon as this meager post was posted, it immediately became the focus of the Internet celebrity circle.In fact, these things that Mingqiao did were not considered to be any profound means.It's just that the previous few were all strangled to death, and he actually gained fans, so he didn't get noticed.But now, once the fig leaf is lifted, it is naturally impossible to hold back.

"Evil is rewarded with evil!" Chen Jun laughed with a stomach ache, and poked Yun Zheng with his eyes closed and rested with his finger: "I said Yun Zheng, when will the real hammer of Mingqiao's design of you be exposed? Anyway, they will guess almost."

"Don't worry." Yun Zheng shook his head, "There are three more days before the raccoon's live broadcast debut, so if you keep him for a while, he can still be a topic."

However, Yun Zheng could still hold his head steady, but Weibo was already in chaos.Those keyboard warriors who hit the iron plate on Yun Zheng's head before can be considered to have found a way to vent.Although he didn't dare to be too unscrupulous because of his scruples, but it was not a big problem if he was ambiguous and had a wind direction.

Gradually, more and more people cast suspicious eyes on Ming Qiao.And the number of passerby fans on Mingqiao Weibo suddenly decreased by several thousand.Now he was really anxious and couldn't help but post on Weibo to clarify.

"Why should I plot against a junior high school kid who has no skills?"

Mingqiao became angry from embarrassment.Yun Zheng's strength was beyond his expectation, the point is that his reaction was too fast.He didn't even have time to pave the way, and the public opinion was completely reversed.Moreover, Mingqiao was also a little scared.The stone hammer that Yun Zheng gave was too hard, if it was too hard, he could be pulled out with him.

If all his black material is really exposed, then his career as an Internet celebrity will come to an end.

However, Yun Zheng didn't intend to let him go, Ming Qiao said he was incompetent, Yun Zheng directly compared the video data of the two of them recently: "Yeah, of course you don't need to count me, after all, you are too angry! "

Naked slap in the face.

Whether it's the number of retweets, clicks, and comments, Mingqiao's little data is far from being comparable to Yun Zheng's.

"Hahaha, begging for hammering, this wave of operations is six!" Many people couldn't help laughing out loud when they saw this scene.And I think that this kid Yunzheng is so interesting.Steady character, without losing blood.The point is, it's so satisfying to watch him slap in the face.Previously, he fought against keyboard warriors by himself, scolded them like grandsons, and had to humbly apologize to Yun Zheng in turn.

As for Mingqiao, it is even more powerful.Directly turned Mingqiao, an Internet celebrity created by a handsome guy, into a rookie in the emoji world.As far as this skill is concerned, most people really don't have it.

"Don't be too arrogant!" Ming Qiao was so angry that he held his anger in his chest, and was almost crushed by Yun Zheng.Simply put down the harsh words: "I'll see you in three days' live broadcast on the raccoon platform! Call me Daddy, and those with less popularity will kneel down and call you Daddy."

Yun Zheng: "Hehehe, let me give you a word. There are some things, don't have to insist, after all, if you persist, you will not succeed. Besides, you are too ugly, so I don't want you to be so ugly!"

ctm!Ming Qiao stood up from the chair with a "teng", the anger in his eyes was almost materialized.He stared at Yun Zheng's meager portrait, cursing and muttering non-stop.However, what surprised him even more was that it was still to come.Who could have imagined that he only exchanged a few words with Yun Zheng, and some unrelated passers-by would scold him too.

"It's really shameless for such an adult. But if you bully a child, your conscience will be eaten by dogs."

"What's the point of father-in-law and meager scolding each other? After eating rice for ten years, I haven't scolded anyone. It's too embarrassing."

"Counting all the male creatures that can pant in the universe, it is estimated that there will be no such garbage existence as Lord Bo."

What does this have to do with them all!

The means he used on others in the past, all rebounded on himself now.Ming Qiao was so angry that he dropped his cup.I wish I could go through the network cable and sew the mouths of these people directly.He walked around the house several times in agitation and drank two more cans of beer before he really calmed down.

He hasn't lost yet, and there will be live broadcasts to prove himself!

Thinking of this, Ming Qiao calmed down a little, and opened the raccoon platform, his family group.

"Old irons! I was bullied by a child."

"What's going on? Which kid is so daring? Let's go! Let's go to the Mingqiao family team and directly brush his live broadcast room!"

"Hey, thank you guys, three days later! Support the brothers."

In a few words, Ming Qiao described himself as a poor little girl who was innocent and hurt, and was bullied by Yun Zheng so much that she wanted to cry without tears.And he made an agreement with the local tyrants at home that as soon as he started the live broadcast, he would swipe gifts and hit the list.The raccoon platform has a ranking list for new anchors, Mingqiao is still within the deadline, if there are enough gifts, there is hope for it.

Raccoon and Weibo are two different worlds. Yunzheng enjoys a lot on Weibo, but the Raccoon platform is Mingqiao's main battlefield.No matter how strong Yun Zheng is, a newcomer who has just arrived will never be able to beat him, who has a fixed local tyrants!

This time, he decided to let Yunzheng suffer, trampling on him until he knelt down and called him father.

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Three days later, in such an atmosphere, the live broadcast finally started.

Ming Qiao was scolded by Yun Zheng before, and it was he who raised the bet first.So this time, he tried his best to trample Yun Zhengsheng down.

Matsutake, truffle, filet steak, caviar... all kinds of top ingredients were moved to the cooking table by Mingqiao one after another.At the same time, his words were full.

"Today, I'm going to present to you the most special main dish of western food. The name of this dish, let me sell it for an official, but you must watch carefully my next move! Because this will be a big battle. , a perfect feast after the collision of top-level vision and taste."

After all, Ming Qiao still has some real materials, and he has carefully prepared, and the series of actions are enough to make people dazzled.

"Hey! Mingqiao is going to make a big deal this time!" Many fans of Mingqiao couldn't help but exclaim.At the same time, those who have something good to do, double-opened a trumpet to see Yun Zheng.

Among all the meager new Bo masters, Yun Zheng's strength can be said to be the strongest.The previous meager scolding brought him a lot of popularity, and the raccoon platform also expressed its support.Therefore, apart from the fact that there is no local tyrants to help collect gifts for the list, Yunzheng has an advantage over Mingqiao in every aspect.

Therefore, many people were also very curious, wanting to know how Yun Zheng would deal with the situation in front of him.

Unexpectedly, however, it is not like Mingqiao made a lot of complicated high-end materials.Yun Zheng's materials are extremely simple, so simple that it is unbelievable.

A basket of eggs from God Nima.