[Master Pirate] Moby Dick's daily life

I'm telling you, my son...

Let me tell you, my brother...

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When Ace crawled out of the hole, his body was covered in dirt except for a bit of hat.Even this could not block the bright smile on his face, he stepped on the pedal hard and jumped out of the pit.

As for the unlucky kid who was used as a stepping stone by him, he was naturally crushed down: "Ah, sorry." Ace turned his head and turned around, squatting down embarrassedly, pressing his hat with one hand, while poking his head into the dark Looking into the pothole, "Do you want me to help?"

"Ahaha, it's okay—" Because of the angle, the message below echoed, "Get out of the way."

Ace stood up consciously and took a few steps back, and then saw that the dirt pit in front of him was blown up by an air flow visible to the naked eye, and a young man wrapped in rags flexibly stepped on the gravel in the middle, and landed smoothly. On the ground: "Ah, as expected, it is still more convenient."

That is, when his voice fell, the gravel that had been blasted into the air fell behind him with a bang, blocking the exit that could have passed through the two of them, "Uh..." The young man turned his head, The originally confident face instantly collapsed, "Oops..."

"It's okay," Ace looked at the other person's depressed face, "Just ask your friend to move away later."

"That's right." The young man with the Arabic cloth on his head clenched his left fist and hung it on the palm of his right hand, "Anyway, I won't go down again. If it's blocked, it's blocked. Ace, you're right." The gloomy expression instantly turned cheerful, "Since they're all out, let me treat you to dinner!"

The young man who originally planned to stay here to clean up the troubles he caused, heard the gurgling sound of his new friend's stomach, and put the troubles he caused behind him.

"Okay, I'm just hungry!" Ace didn't feel that he had added much work to the Hunters Association just now, "I don't know how far it is from the city, if it's too far, let's go hunting, my barbecue is super good It's delicious!" Saying this, he didn't look forward to the restaurants in the city.

"It's not far, it's not far!" Jin thought about the distance to the nearby small cities, "We'll be there soon. But you're also good at cooking barbecue, I'm not bragging, I used to do it when I was on Whale Island The wild game is also a must!"

Speaking of game, it really opened up Ace's chatterbox.In the past, Ace was considered a little overlord in the mountains, he could fight and make trouble, and any beast in the mountains would not be beaten up by him.In addition, the bandit Dadan doesn't care about Ace's food, so he just eats mountain food with Sabo all day to fill his stomach.

So the two people whose appetite was aroused by the past talked about how to grill and how to hunt prey, and Balabala didn't stop when he talked about it in the restaurant.It's just different from the dispute, the two children in the mountains can be said to be like-minded, and the more they talk, the more they agree.

"May I ask you to..."

"Serve all the dishes here!" Ace was also a regular customer in the restaurant, and he pushed back his hat carelessly, revealing his dirty face and big white teeth in stark contrast.

"Remember to get double servings." Jin was not far behind, but compared to Ace's well-preserved hat, his whole body was dusty, and he looked like he hadn't showered in months.

Neither of them looked like rich people. Of course, this way of ordering would not give the waiter any trust in them.Just adhering to the idea that the customer is God, the waiter still didn't have the nerve to lower his face after all: "It's like this, the prices of our dishes..."

Jin hummed, took out a black card with XX printed on the back from his pocket, and put it on the table.

As soon as this card was issued, the waiter's attitude changed drastically instantly. He not only bowed to the two of them, but also ran away screaming excitedly.The huge contrast between the attitudes before and after made Ace, who was waiting for the meal with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, bewildered: "What did you do to her?"

"You really don't know," Jin thought in the ruins that Ace was pretending to be stupid. After all, it's not like Jin has never seen a person with Ace's ability to read. Came out of the valley, "This is called a hunter's license. Although it is very troublesome, it is also very convenient."

"Oh, that's really good, then I'll get one if I have time!"

"Right, very good, super convenient!"

The two intuitions faced each other and opened their big white teeth, completely ignoring any logical problems in their dialogue.

Seriously, you introduce hunter cards like this, those who can get this kind of free computer network, can use about 95% of public facilities for free, enjoy the same bank financing as first-class companies, and enter 90% of which are generally prohibited The country, entering about 75% of the areas that are generally prohibited from entering, staying in a country other than the country of birth, and staying in a country other than the country of birth. If sold, the huge amount of property that can be used for seven lifetimes without worrying about food and clothing represents a person with an identity card.

I will really cry for you.

That is to say, a rough nerve like Ace will make this kind of decision without brain. Although he relies on his sensitive and perverted intuition, this intuition has brought him indescribable benefits many times.If it was Marco, he would make a clear decision about the meaning of the hunter certificate before making a decision.

And Ace's actions like this echoed Jin invisibly. The two chatted about their lives from wild game while eating, and then Jin took out a somewhat worn-out photo from his arms with great interest: "Look! My son!"

The photo showed a tiny baby in a diaper being held in Kim's arms, with identical smirks on their faces.

Ace was indifferent. While stuffing food into his mouth, he dug open his hat and took out a photo from some corner: "Look, my brothers!" The people in the photos are all teenagers, holding a water pipe in their hands, with a fierce look on their faces.

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Jin, who wanted to show off his son, was silent for two seconds, and took out a photo from nowhere: "Look, my apprentice!"

Ace squinted at the photo: "Look, my dad!" The second photo was a selfie of Ace and the white bearded dad.This photo was originally sent by Ace for Sabo to see, but later Sabo ran to the Whitebeard Pirates himself, and this photo was meaningless, so Ace kept it.

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Jin Momo, who lost another game, said, "I have a wife on Whale Island."

Ace slowed down, and just when Jin thought he was going to win, he saw Ace touch his mouth slowly in a very gentlemanly way: "I have a wife too. ," raised an eyebrow, like a young man proud of love.

"My wife cooks delicious food and is very good at fighting, knows how to mend clothes, knows the weather, knows how to make money, knows how to be yin, has tattoos, is not afraid of fire, has a good temper, fights with me, takes a bath with me, and eats with me. The bed is very comfortable, do you think your wife can compare to it?"

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I think your definition of your wife may be a bit strange.

Kim turned to eat, only to see the pile of plates piled up at Ace's hand, and he also picked up the pace.But Ace on the side followed Jin to speed up, and the eating speed was happier, and only afterimages could be seen on his arm.

The waiter was dumbfounded as he stood aside and witnessed the two people's eating competition that started out of nowhere.

Oh, by the way, I heard that the restaurateur's angry back foot was heard in the town that day: "Catch those two eaters!!!"

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In the end, Marco won