[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

In the end, Varian couldn't convince Jo, and obviously "no alcohol for a month or two" didn't arouse her Madonna.But Joe also said that if an elf really can't bear the pain of no wine, she can bring some water, and she can try to help the water change into the taste of wine.

Although everyone was skeptical, they couldn't die if they tried, so not long after, a few brave elves really came with the kettle.But it's not good to do this in the library, so Joe took them all to his room and began to try to change wine for the elves.

As mentioned above, Joe cannot summon high-level magic from nothing.But turning water into wine is one of the transfiguration spells, called conversion spells, which can change one thing into another.Jo had studied the Transfiguration spell well when she returned to Hogwarts, and had a good grasp of the Transformation spell, so she cast the spell on the kettle with ease.

A ray of light flashed, the water in the pot fluctuated for a while, and then quickly returned to its original state.Although he was not fined, Andrew, who also came to join in the fun, poured some water and tasted it first, and then expressed his surprise that the taste of the water really changed!

Hearing the words, the other elves hurriedly poured some water to drink, and then frowned slightly, because although the water was successfully transformed into a shape, the taste of the transformed water was fruit juice, not wine at all.Qiao had to try to change it a few more times, but unfortunately she drank too few types of wine, and there was no impression in her mind at all, and all the things she changed were rum, black tea, fruit juice, milk and the like.These drinks were taken away by a few female elves who came to see the excitement, but the male elves were not very satisfied. They wanted to drink, not these sweet things!

"It seems that Miss Field can't make good wine, it must be because she hasn't drunk the wine for the banquet." Andrew stroked his chin and said, "I think if I let her taste the wine in the wine cellar, she It will definitely change."

Then go steal some wine and come over, dear!Everyone enthusiastically recommended Andrew to visit the wine cellar. The poor guardian elf was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat. He didn't dare to offend the elf king at this juncture.But he can't do this job, but a human girl who has an affair with an elf king is the most suitable!Let her steal some wine, the king will definitely not be angry, and it happens to prove to everyone that what he said is true!

So Andrew joined forces with other elves to put pressure on Joe, throwing a lot of "just take a sip of wine to know the taste", "Do you have the heart to watch so many elves die of sorrow because they have no wine?", " If you are our friend, you should be brave enough to steal wine", "Your Majesty only visits the wine cellar once in hundreds of years, so he will definitely not catch you" and other reasons to force the other party.

These elf rascals are enough for a person to drink a pot. Joe has no choice but to pick a time when the elf king is taking a nap and quietly go to the wine cellar under the condition that the other party promises to help pay attention to the king's course of action. Steal the wine.

As a result, she had just left, and Andrew had already shamelessly gone to the Elf King to complain. In order to prove that his gossip was the supreme truth, he even did not hesitate to be a traitor.

Thranduil had been in a bad mood these past few days, and he couldn't help but get even angrier when he heard that someone was stealing alcohol again.A little wine is nothing, but knowing that he has severely punished a group of wood elves for this, and even stroked the beard on the tiger's head, this person's motives are very suspicious.So he angrily rushed to the wine cellar that had just moved to a new location, and then saw the little guy in the wine cellar that made him angry and even more angry.

In fact, many elves originally came with Joe, but those guys were afraid of the elf king's despotic power, so no one dared to go in, and they just hid outside and guarded.So when the Elf King came over, these guys didn't realize that they all dispersed, leaving only the little human girl wandering around in the wine cellar with a small wine glass.She was a little dizzy looking at the pile of large wooden barrels in front of her with different labels.

Those elves said they wanted to find the strongest, the best, the wine that was specially designed for drinking at the banquet or specially for the king of the elves to taste... In other words, these guys actually deserved the ban on alcohol.However, with so many wines, the labels are different, and it is really impossible to distinguish the varieties.

Joe walked to a large brown wooden barrel, carefully looked at the label on it, and sure enough, it was in Elven language.She really doesn't understand this kind of professional vocabulary to describe wine, so I'd better try it, so Joe unscrewed the cork, poured some into the glass, licked and tasted it, only to feel that the mouth was sweet, slightly sweet The spicy taste of the wine is very mellow.So she nodded and said to herself, "This should be the wine that the Elf King drank."

"This is wine exclusively for stewards and guards." A voice said behind her.

Oh, so it wasn't it?Joe scratched his hair, gave up this barrel, turned to the other one, and asked casually, "Is this the kind of wine that the Elf King likes to drink?"

"This is wine for visiting guests," said the voice.

Oh, it's for guests.But it seems that she has never given her a drink. Sure enough, the Elf King is still stingy.Joe nodded secretly, and went to find other wine.As a result, there are many types of wine in the wine cellar, including wine for cooking, wine for feeding big horned deer, wine for planting flowers and trees, wine for washing clothes and cleaning the floor, wine for bathing and washing face Wine... Unexpectedly, such an item as wine occupies such a large use in the life of the wood elves.But if they use wine to grow flowers and wash clothes, what are they doing with water?

In short, the uses of those wines are various, but none of them are the ones that the Elf King likes to drink.But Varian clearly said that there are at least dozens of barrels of high-end banquet wine in the wine cellar. I heard that the Elf King has hidden the wine in several wine cellars. Could it be this wine cellar?As soon as she was in a hurry, she thought about going out to discuss with those wood elves first, but when she turned her head, she almost bumped into the people behind her.

What appeared to be a tall elf stood behind her.Qiao hurriedly apologized, and suddenly heard the other party say: "You are looking for the elf king's favorite drink, and I have it here."

"Oh, that's great, can you pour me a glass? Half a glass is fine!" Joe hurriedly took out the wine glass, and handed it forward cheerfully, "I heard that the Elven King recently arrested people who stole wine. Be careful..."

Qiao's voice was inexplicably lowered, and she suddenly found that the voice of the elf who had been talking behind her seemed very familiar, and the robes in front of her looked much more luxurious than those of the wood elves.She wanted to raise her head a little bit, but she didn't dare. She just felt that her neck seemed to be stiff.So the person in front of her bent down condescendingly and poured a glass of wine into her hand himself.

"Drink." The person in front of him said.There was no emotion in his voice, but Joe felt that the other's eyes were like knives on her body, which was really uncomfortable.She wanted to cry... These Silvan elves are really unreliable, didn't they say that the elf king is taking a nap?Why did he go to the wine cellar to catch her right away!He came over to remind her too!

Under the gaze of the Elven King, Joe had no choice but to drink the glass of wine tremblingly.She didn't even bother to feel what the wine tasted like.The Elf King didn't intend to let her go. After clearly saying "we need to talk about this matter", he turned his head and walked in the direction of his bedroom.

Joe, who was completely cheated, had to follow behind with his head down.

After the Elf King left the wine cellar, the wood elves who had been hiding before quietly came out from their respective hiding places, all a little downcast, only Andrew was very excited, and jumped out happily: "Look, I just said that she and Your Majesty has an affair. She was clearly caught stealing wine, yet His Majesty didn't punish her, and even led her to the palace! Sure enough, she was going to do something unspeakable!"

Elf a: "I remember that a human being came back from the past to steal things here, and was taken back to the bedroom by the king and tortured for three days and three nights. Later, he even cried about his bed-wetting."

Elf b: "There was also a mouse that bit the king's orchid, and was taken back to the dormitory to be tortured and tortured, and then all the fifteen members of the family were snapped."

Elf c: "A half-orc entered the king's bedroom, and when he came out, there was only half of it left..."

Andrew: "..."

Varian: "By the way, why did the king suddenly come to the wine cellar? Antal said that he saw you going to the hall just now. Could it be you who are behind the scenes?"

Andrew: "...It's none of my business, am I the kind of person who betrays my compatriots? I'm going to patrol and see you later!"

The dense forest palace, above the corridor.

Joe: "Well, actually, I didn't want to steal the wine, I just..."

The road was very narrow, and Joe staggered a bit. The Elven King grabbed her wrist very unfriendlyly, and walked forward in silence.

Jungle Palace, under the throne.

Although he walked out of the corridor, the Elf King still didn't let go.Joe felt pain in his hands and couldn't scream, so he deliberately slowed down his pace, trying to make someone realize that this is a place suitable for judging prisoners.

Elf King: "Why, are you going to sit on it and try?"

Joe: "..." Please don't be so timid!

The dense forest palace, within the king's bedroom.

The Elf King finally let go, and Joe found that his wrist was bruised.

"Speak." The elf kingly said, he changed his clothes in front of Joe, took off the crown, and only wore a light robe, and Shi Shiran sat on a chair and poured himself a glass of wine.Joe wanted to sit down too, but he straightened up quickly after being stared at.She also racked her brains to come up with an excuse for her behavior when she walked all the way. When the Elf King spoke, she hurriedly said, "Actually, I went to the wine cellar to find wine to help you, Your Majesty."

Hearing the words, the Elf King raised his head and glanced at her, perhaps because he had changed clothes and the crown was taken off, there was little majesty in this glance, but it was mostly charming.Well, the charm of the Elf King is also masculine.In short, Joe blushed unconsciously after being glanced at by him, but still straightened his back and said:

"I, I heard that the trade is not smooth recently, and your wine here cannot be replenished in time, so I want to help you make more wine to relieve the urgent need!"

"So that's the case." The Elf King raised the corner of his mouth slightly.As soon as he raised his hand, a small basin full of water appeared inexplicably in his palm, and he handed it to Joe.

"Then change it." He said, "You should have tasted it in the wine cellar just now, so just change it according to that glass. But if you can't change it, it means you are lying."

"It came out, really!" Joe hurriedly slapped his chest and swore, but she got tangled up again when she was about to release the magic, because she was too nervous before and completely forgot what the wine tasted like.In the end, she had to be cheeky and ask the Elf King to give her another cup to try.

The Elven King directly handed her the wine glass in his hand.Joe froze involuntarily.

Speaking of this cup, the Elf King seems to have just drank from it... Could it be bad?But maybe he doesn't have any other cup here, anyway, anyway, just drink it.Joe tried hard to control himself not to think about what happened in the cave before, and drank the wine in a little embarrassment.After carefully memorizing the taste in the wine, she began to try to release the magic.

After a conversion technique, the water in the basin began to change.Bursts of bubbles burst out, and a smell of wine came to the nostrils.Joe tasted it himself and thought it was very good. He thought he could pass the test, but after the Elf King tasted it, he felt very dissatisfied, and there was a furrow between his brows.

"The strength is wrong," he judged. "The color is wrong, and the smell is wrong. You've changed completely wrong!"

What's wrong?Joe was very aggrieved, so the Elf King pointed and said that the degree was higher, the color was darker, and the fragrance was stronger.The wine was nothing like his, and Joe had tricked him!Everything she said before was a lie!

Joe: "..." Is the Elf King looking for trouble?Is he looking for faults?The wine she conjures is obviously better than that made by the humans in Hegu Town!

It's too shameless to find fault like this, okay?

But the Elven King didn't care about that. He directly proposed punishment measures and asked Joe to drink up the pot of wine.

A pot of wine... Joe felt his temples throbbing.Even though it's a small pot, it's still a pot... Drinking it all will kill you!

"Well, I don't drink very well." Joe made an opinion.

The Elf King said that it's none of my business how much you drink.

Jo said again that she was not a good drinker.

The Elf King glanced at the wooden pillar with the sword on it.

Jo gave it a go, and said she didn't want to drink at all.She actually prefers juice or something to drinking!

The Elven King got up and went to get his sword.

Joe thought of the heroic figure of the elf king chopping off the head of the half-orc like a vegetable, so he didn't dare to say any more, grabbed the basin and poured it into his mouth.

The alcohol was so strong that Joe felt dizzy when he drank only half of it.And when all the wine in the small basin was drunk, she was completely drunk.