[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

"Can you give it back to me?"

In the dark cave, a dwarf stretched out his hand and gently grabbed the hem of Joe's clothes. Above his beard, there were a pair of eyes shining with water.

"Uh... what do you want me to give you back?"

The girl touched her head with doubts on her face.She saw the dwarf pointing to her chest.

"...Sorry, I can't give you a corset, so I brought this one. Besides, you should be a man, you can't wear my size."

"No, that's what I want." The dwarf still pointed to her chest.Joe fumbled inside her robes and pulled out a wand.

"I can't give you the wand either. This one was custom-made by Ollivander, and the price is super expensive. And do you know how difficult it is to get a hair from the head of the Elf King? No, no, no!"

"Not this," cried the dwarf. "I want that! That!"

Jo felt again in her wizard's robes, and this time she brought out a golden apple.Hehe, no.After touching it again, I found a magic pocket. The magic wand and crucible inside are also super valuable, so don't give it to me!

The dwarf was in a hurry, so he rushed over. Joe tried to immobilize him with a binding spell, but he failed.Taking this opportunity, the dwarf jumped over, broke her left hand hard, and shouted, "Give me this back!"

It turned out that he had been pointing at her hand instead of her chest.But it's impossible to give him the hand, this dwarf is really serious.Jo thoughtfully, shaking the dwarf away, and looking down at her left hand, she saw that she had put the sapphire ring on her finger at some point.

Uh, after a long time, does he want a ring?

Jo took off the ring and shook it, and seeing the look of surprise in the dwarf's eyes, she smiled too, and quickly put the ring back in her pocket.But somehow there was a repulsive force between the ring and the pocket, and Joe had to use a string that appeared out of nowhere to wear the ring and hang it around his neck.

"Sorry," said Jo, shaking her head at the dwarf.

The dwarf stared at her for a while, then suddenly turned and ran, his figure disappeared in the blink of an eye.Joe didn't follow, because she found a boy walking towards her not far away.

"Oh my God, James?" Joe's eyes widened. "Why are you here?"

Instead of going forward, she took a step back, holding her wand quietly in her sleeve.The boy with light brown curly hair laughed.

"Why can't I be here?" he said. "This is the dining room, but no one says that only Slytherins are allowed to sit here."

Qiao was taken aback for a moment, she turned her head and looked around, and found that this was the interior of the college, and many students were walking around her.James snorted, and walked past her to a row of seats where many Gryffindor students sat, and James quickly blended in with them.

Joe tried to speak to him a few more words, but couldn't find the opportunity, there was always a clear gap between Slytherin and the students in other houses.She had to go to the other side of the dining room, where many Slytherin students gathered, but the same as before, these people were also quite indifferent to her.

"Joe Field." Scorpius stood up from his seat and walked towards her. The boy was taller than her, and his condescending gaze made Joe feel a little uncomfortable. "I heard that the reason Anne-Eric was so determined not to live in your dormitory was that you nearly killed her the night before. Can you tell me why you did that?"

"I didn't mean to strangle her," said Jo, frowning. "I just..."

"Just don't like her?" Scorpius continued, "Just because she is ugly? Actually, I also think Annie's chin is a little crooked. If you don't like her, I suggest you use other methods such as A curse..."

"I really don't know what you're talking about." Jo rubbed her hair irritably, feeling a little confused.She remembered that this place should be a cave, how could it be a school?James' attitude is very strange, he looks like an enemy to her, and things like hurting roommates are even more out of thin air, she obviously lives alone in a room all the time!

"You always use these as excuses." Scorpius frowned. "I suspect that the Gryffindor kid might have put something on you. Speaking of which, what you promised me yesterday, shouldn't you be doing it now?" Forget it?"

"what?"

"You promised to come with me to Hogsmeade today, and you know I need a new owl. The old one used to drop my letters in the lake!"

"This..." Joe touched her nose, she really didn't remember it.Hogsmeade seems to be a magical village. There is a store called Honeydukes that sells a lot of candy, but does it also sell owls?Besides, the school stipulates that the guardian's signature is required to go...

"It's fine if you don't go, Miss Field, I think besides you, there will be many people willing to go with me." Scorpius waited for a while, and seeing that Joe didn't respond, he couldn't help getting angry.He winked towards the seat, and soon, two boys, one fat and one thin, walked towards this side.Joe knew both of these people, and they usually liked to follow Scorpius, doing things for him, and getting benefits, just like followers.

"Your rabbit, here you are!" Scorpius took something from the fat man's servant, threw it into Joe's arms, and turned away.Qiao was caught off guard by the throw. She grabbed the things in her arms and found that the one thrown by the other party turned out to be an elf king!However, different from the Elf King in the big dense forest, this Elf King's body is only half as long as a bat. He is wearing a small vest and black trousers, with small round glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a pair of white hair on the top of his head. It has rabbit ears and a round tail behind it.

Joe: "..."

Nima, this is called a rabbit!

Without the slightest mercy, Joe quickly threw the Elf King to the ground.The latter glared at Joe angrily, reached out his hand and took out a clock from his trousers pocket, looked at it, and couldn't help showing an anxious look on his face, turned around and ran out the door.Joe hurried to catch up, and saw the Elf King turn a few turns, plunge into a small door, and disappear.

The door was only as high as Joe's calf, and just big enough for a rabbit or a fairy king with rabbit ears to run through.But is there such a door in the school?Joe still wanted to ask someone, but when he turned around, he found that the hall was empty and there was no one there.

There were hundreds of people here just now... Anyway, it's strange.

Joe tried to cast a Shrinking Charm on himself with the wand, shrinking his body, and walked out the door.She found that there was a large green dense forest outside the door, and there were many small deer playing in the dense forest.The elf king rushed towards the herd of deer in a hurry with a clock in hand, picked a fawn of color and color, jumped on the back of the deer, and drove the deer towards the depths of the dense forest.

"Hello!" Joe was in a hurry, and she quickly chose a white stag to chase after the Elf King.The speed of the white deer was much faster than that of the flower deer, and Joe quickly drove alongside the Elf King. She shouted, "Where is this? Are you Thranduil?"

The Elf King ignored her, just kept looking at the clock and running forward.Joe wanted to ask again, but the white deer bumped into the tree trunk, and its horn got stuck in the crack of the tree.Qiao was overturned by this momentum and landed in the grass. She could only watch helplessly as the Elf King disappeared into the dense forest riding a deer.

Even if he became a rabbit, he was still so arrogant... Joe felt a little helpless.Don't chase if you can't catch up. She started to walk back, planning to go back to school.But I don't know if he's looking in the wrong direction. No matter how Joe walks, he can't see the door he came in, let alone the door, and there isn't even a deer.After walking for a while, an open field appeared in front of him. There was a small villa on the ground, and a tree was planted in front of the villa.

This tree is tall and big, and looks like a green mushroom from a distance. Some branches are blooming with orchids, and others are full of wine, some in the shape of goblets, and some in the shape of wine barrels. The colors represent different flavors.There was a long table under the tree, and the Elven King and Antar were sitting beside it.Among them, a flower deer fell asleep on the table. The Elf King and Antal used the flower deer as a cushion. The jug and wine glass were placed on the flower deer, and the towel for wiping hands was also hung on the antlers.In addition, the Elf King also put his arm on the belly of the flower deer, talking to Tractor like this, and it seemed that they were talking very lively.

For some reason, Qiao felt that this scene made her a little uncomfortable... Thanks to the deer being so troubled, she was still able to sleep!

"Come and sit?" Antal noticed Joe's existence, and couldn't help inviting him, "Let's have tea together!"

Qiao walked over to the table and sat down politely. She looked at Hualu's belly and said, "It seems that there is only a bar here?"

"Well, there is only wine, but we are having a tea party now!" Antar said cheerfully, while speaking, he also handed a wine glass to Joe, and took the initiative to add wine into it with a wine jug.It's a pity that all the wine leaked out, because this wine glass has no bottom.

Because Antar was still looking at her happily, Jo had to pretend to take a sip of wine, and then turned her eyes to the Elven King.This guy is not dressed like the rabbit ears just now. He is wearing a purple half-length trench coat, a bow tie around his neck, and a gold-rimmed top hat on his head. His long platinum-blonde hair is pouring out from the brim of the hat. .At this moment, he was gracefully picking up the wine glass from Hualu's belly, and took a sip.

"I seem to have seen you in the dense forest just now." Joe tentatively said, "You still had white rabbit ears on your head, and you were also riding such a deer. That person should be you, right?"

"Why does a deer look like a girl?" The elf king interrupted her, holding a wine glass in his hand, his face full of deep thoughts.Qiao heard this and his eyes widened. "Are you trying to give me a riddle?" she asked.

"Oh, I like guessing riddles the most, just like I like deer!" Antal exclaimed, "Then let me ask, why Antal likes deer so much, but feels very scared when seeing a deer ?”

"Because... the deer bewitched him?"

"No, no, no, no, no!" Antal shook the spoon, jumped onto the chair suddenly, leaned his body close to Joe, and whispered into her ear, "Because although he likes deer, the deer does Never considered him a friend."

"Because the flower deer is a very selfish deer. For her own sake, she hurt the person who treats her sincerely!" Antal laughed loudly, knocking on the wine glass with a spoon, "Isn't it interesting?" he called out At the same time, he reached out and tugged at the deer's tail, "Come and betray me! Antal is the most deceitful person in the world! Come and betray me, betray me!"

"Don't pull the tail!" The elf king glared at him, and then sprinkled a little wine on the tip of the deer's nose. The deer flicked its hooves and did not wake up.The Elf King put the wine glass on its head again, but the flower deer still didn't wake up.

"You let it sleep." Joe couldn't help but said, "I think it looks very tired."

"But I need a clean wine glass." The Elf King frowned, "It must get up and clean the wine glass."

Can't you wash it yourself... Qiao Fu's forehead.In the end, in order not to let him continue to harass the flower deer, she had to help the Elf King wash all the wine glasses and all the jugs, and climbed up the tree to pick off many orchids and wine barrels. Scooped out the bread and butter.In short, after finishing everything, the Elven King and Antal could finally have a happy tea party, and Joe also left the table silently and walked to the villa.

Sure enough, it's the Elf King... I didn't ask anything I wanted to ask, but I did a lot of work, so I'd better stay away from him for now.But it seems that the top hat elf king and the rabbit elf king are not the same person...

"Get out of the way!"

A huge frog popped out from behind her suddenly, startling Jo.On closer inspection, she found that the frog was just a guy in a green frog suit, looking a bit like Andrew the Elf...but he had powder on his face and a wig on his head.At this moment the frog... Andrew took out a large letter from under his arm and handed it to another frog servant who came out of the room.This guy is also the guy I saw in the elf castle. His name seems to be Galian. He is always drunk. It is said that he is in charge of the wine cellar.

"The Queen invited the Duchess to play with the deer!" Andrew read in a bell-like voice.Galian nodded, put away the letter and walked into the house.

What does it mean to play flower deer...

Joe couldn't help but followed behind Galian.The elf in the frog suit didn't turn around to chase her away, so Joe ventured into the room.The villa is not big, and the duchess is sitting at the table in the middle.Joe noticed that the table and chairs had only three legs, but they were still standing firmly. The Duchess held a baby in her arms and was trying to feed him with a knife and fork.

However, this supposedly warm scene seemed a little scary to Joe, because the face of the Duchess in a gorgeous long dress with gold and silver jewelry on her head and body was still exactly the same as that of the Elf King!And the baby who was held (caught) in her (his) arms had Thorne's face.

There are too many Elf Kings in this world... I've seen three of them in a while...

On closer inspection, the Elf King's attitude towards Thorn was actually a bit rough. She (he) grabbed Thorne with one hand, and with the other hand, he grabbed the food on the table and stuffed it into his mouth.The dishes on the table were all vegetarian dishes. The dwarves liked meat and hated vegetables the most, so Thorne couldn't eat a single bite, and the Elf King's face became very ugly.

"What are you cooking?" she (he) shouted at the female chef who was cooking, "If you fool me with this kind of thing again, I will cut off your head!"

"Then you can try it," the cook muttered. "I've had enough of elves and dwarves, I've had enough of you selfish bastards!" The face, the thick beard on the chin and the lace apron looked very harmonious.As she spoke, she stretched out her hand and threw the pan, pot, shovel and plates towards the Elf King. Unfortunately, Joe also suffered from a disaster. If she didn't hide quickly, at least three of the plates would be hit. on her.

"I'm so busy!" Gandalf said angrily, "I'm not only going to take care of the Lonely Mountain, but I also have to keep an eye on Sauron. If there's a problem with the blue-robed wizard in the Misty Mountains, I have to deal with it! How are you, Besides chasing the little girl and playing deer with the queen, and now you ask me to cook for the dwarves, why don't you ask the deer to cook?"

"The deer must be kept for croquet," answered the Elven King.

Seeing that Gandalf was about to throw the pot again, Jo stepped forward quickly and said, "Let me help you." She took over the work from the wizard in the gray apron, and the latter gave up throwing the Chinese cabbage to the elf. on the king's head.He strode out angrily, and Joe couldn't help reminding, "Your apron—"

Gandalf turned his head when he heard this, and Jo finished the rest of the sentence silently: "You have a cat on your apron."

The gray-robed wizard lowered his head. Sure enough, on his gray apron, there was a cat with a half-orc head firmly biting the hem of the apron.So he reached out and tore off the apron and the cat together, and threw it into the frying pan.The moment the apron was pulled off, Gandalf's body rose into a puff of smoke and disappeared in place.

A few seconds later, outside a dark castle, the gray-robed wizard opened his eyes.The light of the scepter in his hand was already extremely weak, and beyond the light, dozens of orcs were staring at him, planning to rush over and bite his head off.

He was actually affected by the illusion just now, and was pulled into a strange place... Gandalf's eyes turned to the depths of the dark castle ahead, and the staff in his hand shone with dazzling light.

Beyond the orcs and orcs guarded by the dense forest in the inner castle, Antonil Dolokhov was looking anxiously at a huge round crystal ball in a dark room at the back.

Obviously, the magic of teleportation and positioning has been prepared on the girl, but it has been so long, and she still has not appeared here.If the elf king hadn't been killed by the insect of desire, he might have made some obstacles, but his obstacles couldn't have such a great power, there must be something else at work!

Dolokhov anxiously searched for the reason, so he did not hesitate to mobilize a large amount of witchcraft into the inside of the ball of truth.After a few breaths, a new image finally appeared in the sphere, a sapphire ring flashed in the crystal sphere, and in the next second, a dense black spread all over the place.

Dolokhov's pupils suddenly dilated.

It's the Ringwraiths.It was the Ring Spirits who hindered him!

Do the Ringwraiths want her body too?