[Comprehensive] I see the king walking the deer every day

Jo thought she was sincere, but Alfred and his little yellow-haired squire evidently did not believe her.He neither wanted the measurements of the Elven King nor the measurements of the dwarves or half-orcs. He just held his head with a headache and led Joe to a ferry.

This boat looks quite big, and it is very new. It has not been used for a long time. There are several wooden barrels in the center of the boat. The barrels are full of fresh fish, and some fish are even jumping on the barrels. Ta, it should have been fished out not long ago.

Alfred whispered to the yellow-haired boy for a while, and finally walked up to Joe, and tentatively asked, "Have you seen the Elf King? How could you know his... er... that?" Alfred He stuttered and chose to use "that" instead of the word "measurement".

Even if he can touch the waitress' ass without changing his face or invite his little sister home to watch the goldfish, Alfred still shows his unknown side at this moment-no matter how you look at it, talking about elves What happened to Wang Sanwei is really too embarrassing... Even someone as thick-skinned as him can't stand it.

Qiao also faintly sensed something was wrong from the attitude of the other party, so she said without thinking, "Because he rode me..." After a few words, she stopped, and the sudden change in the face of the black-haired man opposite made Qiao feel that It is very likely that I said the wrong thing.Well, it is true that he was in the state of a deer when he was being ridden. If the Elf King rode a little girl, it would seem that he was bullying someone.So Joe hastened to change the second part of the sentence: "—ridden his deer."

"Because he rode your deer?" Alfred repeated in doubt, as if it was a bad sentence.

"No, I rode his deer." Joe pretended he hadn't said the first five words.

"The Elven King asked you to ride his deer?" Alfred was even more puzzled, didn't he say that the Elven King was a very arrogant and cold person?How could it be possible for a little girl to ride a deer?

"Touched, er, saw his deer to be precise." Jo regretted it again, and changed her words again, and Alfred couldn't help being irritated by her capricious attitude.

"What's the matter with you, Deer of the Elven King, tell me!" he yelled.Joe was so clever by his yelling, his thoughts subconsciously floated among several options, and he replied: "Look, I have seen, I have seen his deer once, and the deer told me about it!"

"Can you talk to deer? Do you understand the language of deer?" Alfred felt that there were so many mysteries in the little girl's words, and he almost lost the focus, okay?

"Uh, I don't really understand..." Joe retorted again. Poor Alfred felt like his head was going to explode. How can a young girl who looks so clean and beautiful talk around?But judging by her appearance, she might have actually met the Elf King, but she just beat around the bush and didn't want to talk about it.

But speaking of it, this girl also said before that she was going to find the dwarves. The relationship between the dwarves and the elves is very bad. Maybe there is something secret in the middle, such as the deer king of the elf king sent this girl to infiltrate the dwarves. ... Ahem, Alfred was shocked by his own imagination.In short, after figuring this out, he no longer asked about the past between the girl and the deer, but asked directly if he heard the Elf King talking about the human side.

"I heard that because some new humans have settled here, he is coming to talk about some wine." Joe replied.It seems to be trade or something. In short, although the Elf King will talk about some things he thinks are insignificant in front of the deer, he will never explain it, and Joe was struggling to be ridden and not being able to steal gold coins at the time, and he would not To pay attention to these things, so she hears only a little bit.

"If it's a wine trade contract, he sent someone to sign it last month, why did he have to do it in person this time..." Alfred pondered.Seeing that he didn't mean to ask himself any more questions, Joe grabbed the bread and continued to chew on it.At this moment, the boy with the withered yellow hair approached Joe quietly, and asked her in a low voice what the measurements of the Elf King were. Joe gnawed on the bread and vaguely told him a few figures. After hearing this, the boy opened his mouth wide and paused before saying : "It's a pity, if this elf king is a woman, she must be a super beauty."

"Even a beautiful woman has a flat chest." Alfred said harshly.

"But the elves are all beautiful, and the elf king is a unique beauty in the legend. I heard that he is much more beautiful than those beautiful wood elves!" The tall dark-haired man laughed mercilessly.

"Tsk tsk, kids just don't understand anything. It's only comfortable to play with a figure like Miss Sally. What's the use of looking at the face!" Alfred shook his oars, shook his head vigorously, and began to brag about Sally again. How charming is Miss's soft body.Joe's jaws froze when he heard it beside him. Is it really okay for you to be so blatantly obsessed with the Elf King here?Although that guy looks beautiful, yes, but his personality is actually very weird!If he found out about the conversation on this ship, he might send you all to clean the toilets!In short, Qiao didn't want to get mixed up with these things. She decided to forget what she just heard as soon as possible. Forget it, people can't kill themselves, can they?

After sailing for about an hour or two, the boat gradually approached the shore.There is a large flat river valley in front of the lonely mountain, and the prototype of a small town can be seen faintly.Many people had already been waiting on the river bank. As soon as the boat touched the shore, they hurriedly gathered around, talking to Alfred. It seemed that this little and wretched black-haired sword-wielding man was still one of them. Leading figure.Everyone said that a bird had sent a letter just now, saying that the Elf King thought there was something wrong with the wine and planned to come and check it himself.But the sample wine they sent to the Forest Kingdom was clearly the highest quality. Could it be that someone in the town deliberately added spices to the wine?

Alfred glanced at Joe, and raised his hand to signal the big guy to shut up first, and go back and say something.Joe, who was treated as an outsider because of some inconspicuous remarks, had no intention of continuing to fool around with these daring humans after crossing the river. The two parties said goodbye politely, and Joe caged her wand and left with the board ferry.After burying the plank under a tree by the river bank for later use, Joe looked at the "Route Map of the Dwarves' Residence" drawn by the boy with the withered blond hair, and walked towards the Lonely Mountain, bypassing River Valley Town. .

It is worth mentioning that in the valley, Joe also saw many grape trellises.They don't look like they've been erected for a long time, and the wooden frame is very similar to the grape trellises planted by the elves in the big garden. It is said that these wooden frames are enchanted to effectively drive away unwelcome insects and other creatures. , can also nourish grapes to make them grow bigger, in short, humans should not be able to build them, and the radishes and cabbages planted in the garden next to them are also very familiar, and it seems that many elves have come to make them. work.

However, these vegetable fields and orchards are well protected by fences and walls, presumably to prevent wild animals from jumping in and making trouble.Joe couldn't even jump into a place where wild animals couldn't get in. She could only look at the plump purple grapes and swallowed silently, and continued to walk forward step by step.

Unlike humans who like to farm and fish, the dwarves' goal is a lonely mountain, so they naturally don't build a town on the edge of an open river valley close to the long lake, but choose to build temporary houses deeper.The reason why it is called temporary is because these dwarves did not regard this place as their own home, but just a simple residence for a period of time.After they have explored the lonely mountain, dug enough and deep enough holes in it, and confirmed that there are minerals in this mountain that can make dwarves extremely rich, they will settle in the mountain, and then let more The dwarves moved over and established a kingdom of dwarves on the Lonely Mountain.

This is indeed a wonderful thing, but only for dwarves.In Joe's opinion, the place chosen by these dwarves is really bad. Thinking about climbing so many high and steep hills in the past, she was almost exhausted, and finally saw a few hillsides appearing not far ahead. A small house built by a dwarf.Because it was only a temporary residence, the dwarves didn't put too much effort into the house, it was enough for them to eat and sleep in it. In comparison, the warehouses for storing weapons, tools and food were much larger and more beautiful than those houses.

Joe chose a house that looked relatively large, and began to knock on the door.After knocking for a while, the door opened slightly, and a bearded dwarf stuck out his head impatiently and said, "What do you want, human! Who allowed you to knock on the dwarf's door here!"

"Well, I want to find Thorne, the dwarf prince Thorne." Joe was used to being taken care of by the elves with a smile on his face, and the humans he met were all modest and polite. He was shocked when he encountered such a fierce dwarf face unexpectedly. Jump.But looking back, with a dwarf's temperament, this kind of attitude towards her is not bad. Before, she was hung upside down and cooked in a pot just after bumping into each other...

"What are you looking for Thorne!" The dwarf's expression became more ferocious.Thinking of the dwarves' love of money, Joe hurriedly said, "I owed him some money before, and I plan to come and pay him back."

It turned out that I had to pay back the money.The dwarf's appearance became a little more friendly. He raised his hand and pointed to the right: "The easternmost one is Thorn's house. You can find him yourself."

"But Prince Thorn may have gone out. If he's not there, you can come to him at night." An equally hoarse voice in the room answered.Joe looked into the room curiously, and saw a female dwarf lying on a low bed. Her beard was much thinner than that of the bearded dwarf, but her hair was equally disheveled. She was lazily leaning on one arm. Looking over here, half of her hairy thigh was exposed under the quilt.

When the bearded dwarf noticed that Joe was looking into the house, his expression changed immediately, and he yelled, "What are you looking at, get out!" Then he slammed the door hard, and peeked through the window to see if Joe was listening to the corner.Fearing that he would be misunderstood as someone who likes to watch live events, Qiao hurried away and headed west to Thorne's room.